dan howell: asdfghjkl

phil lester: hello? you okay?

dan howell: you can't just leave your chapter on a cliffhanger!!

phil lester: oops i just did 😇

dan howell: when are you next updating?

phil lester: i already have the next chapter written, im just waiting till people are begging

dan howell: i am here, i am begging, plz update

phil lester: no

dan howell: fite me

phil lester: you text like ur from london

dan howell: am from london✔️

phil lester: ayy same

dan howell: how did you know?

phil lester: saying 'fite me' makes it sound you're from london

dan howell: what are you sherlock holmes

phil lester: LOVE THAT