dan howell: my brother doesn't like you

phil lester: what why??

dan howell: i think it's the age gap and i'm that always over at your dorm and he's never met you before so he thinks you're a random old guy

phil lester: ...

phil lester: do you want me to come to yours?

dan howell: yes please 😀

phil lester: fine just let me take a shower

dan howell: my parents aren't home  

phil lester: 😏

dan howell: brother is tho

phil lester: cockblock