dan howell: i can't believe i stayed over

phil lester: i may or may not have taken loads of adorable photos of you snuggled up to me in my hoodie and sweatpants😍

dan howell: the reason i wore you clothes is bc someone told me to walk half an hour in the rain

phil lester: too. cute.

dan howell: how am i cute?

phil lester: hobbit hair☺️

dan howell: i had to walk home like that because they were still wet in the morning! you do not understand the amount of strange looks i got

dan howell: i looked like i walking home from a one night stand!

phil lester: 😂

dan howell: my mum wasn't home luckily but my brother was

phil lester: oh god what did he say

dan howell: he just commented that they weren't my clothes then walked off smirking, he's thirteen phil

phil lester: btw the guy who sleeps in the dorm next to me just came up to me

phil lester: he said if i was going to perform sexual acts to someone while he was trying to sleep, could i please do it a bit quieter

dan howell: brb digging myself a grave