Me: Guess what is in my pocketses *pulls out a zip* a ZIP!

Jenny: The cream cheese isn't very creamy

Xander: You should have gone for the headMe: *spits apple out in suprise*

Wednesday: Parrots evening

Xander: I'm at least five raccoons in a trench coat

Xander: Wait, is it offensive to Wini or autistic dragons?

Me: I speak fluent idiot. It's because I am one

Wini: You are about as useful as a chocolate teapotToby: Tasty though. Wait-

Xander: Who was the forty-third roman emperor?Me: CaligulaXander: Did you make that up or...*googles and it is right*Me: Told you