Phoenix Wright vs Junko Enoshima
Kokonoe: Whether you want to save lives or destroy them, sometimes it takes a little brain to get the job done.
Miu: Phoenix Wright, the ace attorney from... well, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney.
Kokonoe: And Junko Enoshima, the Ultimate Despair of Danganronpa.
Miu: I'm the gorgeous girl genius, Miu Iruma and she's Kokonoe.
Kokonoe: The research is done and the combatants are ready. It's time for a Death Battle.
In a courtroom, Junko was being charged. Phoenix and his assistant, Maya sat down as Junko came in holding a black and white Monokuma bear. She stood in the middle of the court room.
Phoenix: So you're Junko Enoshima...
Junko: In the flesh!
Phoenix: ... ... ... (She's already hiding something... but what...?)
The Monokuma suddenly started talking.
Monokuma: Puhuhuhuhu. What's wrong? Is something bothering you?
Phoenix: What the?!
Monokuma: Puhuhuhuhu! It's time for a good ol fashioned-
A bunch of Monokuma's suddenly broke into the courtroom. Junko jumped over her desk and threw a grenade.
Junko: Take this!
Phoenix and Maya saw this and quickly got out of the way as the bomb exploded between them.
Phoenix: I need to gather evidence!
Maya: Right!
Maya ran at Junko as she started swinging her hand like a madman. Junko quickly tripped her. She was about to kill her but Monokuma stopped her.
Monokuma: Don't kill her just yet. Phoenix is the target.
Junko: Right!
Junko ran to Phoenix. A dog was about to attack her but a Beast Monokuma quickly came and chomped it in half.
Maya: Missile no!
Phoenix shot three small projectiles at Junko and she deflected them. He then shot a fast, ball-like projectile and she dodged it quickly. He shot another fast projectile and once again Junko dodged it as she ran at him. She swung her blade, but Maya got between them and created a shield.
Junko: Tch!
Junko started slashing rapidly at the shield as it was starting to crack and Phoenix was gathering evidence.
Maya: Phoenix! Hurry!
Phoenix: Almost done...
Maya was trying to hold onto the shield for as long as possible but eventually Junko broke through. She kicked Maya to the ground and swung her blade at her as she was about to kill her.
Phoenix: Hold it!
Before her blade could touch Maya's skin, Junko was suddenly unable to move.
Junko: W-What the hell?!
Phoenix could see the Psyche-Locks around her.
Phoenix: It all makes sense! Junko Enoshima doesn't have freckles!
Junko felt damage done to her body as one of the locks broke.
Phoenix: Not only that but you're too skilled at combat and your boobs aren't big enough!
Two more locks were broken as more damage was done.
Phoenix: You're not Junko Enoshima! You're her twin sister, Mukuro Ikusaba!
Junko(Mukuro): Gah!
Phoenix: It's time to end this!
Phoenix summoned a nightmarish sized judge. The judge slammed his giant mallet at the girl who was really Mukuro, squashing and killing her.
Maya: We did it!
Monokuma: Puhuhuhuhu!
Maya: Huh? What's so funny?!
Monokuma: Sorry... but the fun's not over yet!
Suddenly, giant firetruck burst from the roof of the courtroom and landed onto the judge's head, killing him as he landed on the Monokuma.
Maya: Judge!
The door to the firetruck opened as out came the real Junko Enoshima.
Junko: Heeeere's Junko!
Phoenix: Tch!
Maya: You little... you'll pay for that!
Junko: Oh? Sorry I forgot to take out the trash.
Junko pulled out her phone and suddenly Maya got a text from her phone.
Maya: Huh?
Maya went to take out her phone to view the text.
Maya: A video?
Phoenix: Maya no!
Maya played the video as she suddenly started watching in despair. And then, fifteen spears shot out a went straight through Maya's body.
Phoenix: Maya!
Maya collapsed to the floor as Phoenix ran towards her dead body. He fell on all fours and started crying near Maya's lifeless body.
Phoenix: .... Dame it....
Junko smiled as she pulled out a baseball bat.
Junko: Aw, what's wrong? You didn't really think nothing was gonna happen if you let er in on our little game now did you? Oh well... time to end this.
Junko went to swing her bat but Phoenix quickly turned around and yelled.
Phoenix: Objection!
Junko was suddenly sent flying back into a wall.
Junko: Haha! Wow! I'm surprised that can still get back up! Goes to show how worthless your little friend was huh?!
Phoenix had a serious look on his face as he wiped the tears out his eyes. Junko got up and dashed at him as she hit him hard in the gut with her baseball bat. He fell to one knee and Junko was about to hit him again until she saw Steel Samurai and Pink Princess lunge at her. She quickly got back as a Ball Monokuma crashed into them. Phoenix stood up to his feet.
Phoenix: I got everything I need!
Junko: Huh?
Phoenix: It's over! Take tha- Gah!
Suddenly, a Monokuma stabbed him in the back. Junko smiled.
Junko: I believe what you meant to say was... Take that!
Junko stabbed him in the throat with an icepick as blood came gushing out.
Junko: Hmm... actually, I don't think I'm into older men. Still, you did entertain...
Junko put her wallet in his pocket.
Junko: Keep the tip.
Junko turned and walked away as both the wallet and Monokuma blew Phoenix up into pieces. Junko looked at the camera with a victory pose.
Junko: K.O.
Miu: Holy shit! Talk about a warzone!
Kokonoe: Phoenix certainly had the strength advantage against Junko, but Junko was superior in every other category.
Miu: First off, Junko's durability far outclasses any punishment Phoenix can give. I mean, she survived five executions that would immediately kill a normal human being. Sure, Phoenix endured some shit but nothing compared to Junko.
Kokonoe: Junko was also far more intelligent than Phoenix, able to predict his next move before he makes it. And sure, Phoenix does have a wider arsenal than Junko, but Junko's arsenal was more deadly and more suitable for killing.
Miu: Sorry Phoenix. This time, you chose Wrong.
Kokonoe: The winner is Junko Enoshima.
Junko: *stretches* Good to be back on the job... now, next time on Death Battle.
Revy: I did awful stuff like killing and stealing. But it's not all that interesting.
Punisher: Those who do evil to others - the killers, the rapists, psychos, sadists - you will come to know me well. Frank Castle is dead. Call me The Punisher.
Revy vs The Punisher
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