Cliché #110: the MC always has lasagna for dinner (I'm positive someone sent this in but I can't find the person anymore, so if you're the one who requested this, please tell me so I can give you credit for the idea!)

"Dinner's ready!" I heard mom call from downstairs.

Walking into the dining room, I saw we were having lasagna, yet again. This was the 265th time in a row.

I groaned loudly. "Ugh, mom. Lasagna again?" I said grumpily as I sat down at my seat.

My mother turned to me with a murderous look. "Shut the fuck up, you ungrateful bitch, and eat your lasagna!!" she screeched.

I mean I like lasagna but not enough to eat it for the rest of my life, ffs

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