Cliché #70: kidnapping fanfics

I screamed as a guy randomly picked me up. He slapped me unconscious in response.

When I came to, I saw these guys wearing black ski masks. They all simultaneously pulled off the masks to reveal themselves as...

One Direction! Omg I just got kidnapped by One Direction!1!1!1!1! I'm totally fine with that!

You need help.

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