Cliché #24: one huge paragraph

Hi my name is Tiffany Mariah Casey Aubrey Summer Autumn Leaves Junior The First and I just recently moved to Farkletown. I met this super mean girl today and then a super hot boy who is this mean girl's ex boyfriend but like I'm so gonna go after him cuz he's hot. Anyways for my first day at school I wore this jean from target that cost like $20, and this blue top with a quirky quote on it cuz I'm just that unique. So in math I learned like maths stuff and it was stupid and I hate math and is anyone even reading this far I will be impressed because I'm getting tired typing this out anyways so uhhhh what do I even talk about to make this long I like the color blue there you go there's a fact about me and anyways school legit stresses me out smh ok like I just gotta rant about that school makes me cry a lot around finals time but anyways I wonder if any of you guys are still reading this like I don't even know what to type anymore like what do I do ahhhhh ok so like I like dogs they're bomb af like holy crap they're the cutest things ever like I legit squeal when I see a dog cuz they're so cute omfg yeah I'm obsessed with dogs but they're the cutest little things and so happy and cute and ahhh and also have you guys tried coffeenut m&m's like bruh they're so good like I'm high key kinda obsessed with them you guys should try it out if you ever get the chance honestly in general I love m&m's like they're just good I don't know but I just love chocolate like holy crap I will fight anybody to get chocolate that's how much I crave that shit like wow but yeahs I got no more facts about myself for you all idk what to say anywho getting back to the story. I'm legit just gonna copy and past this over again okay Hi my name is Tiffany Mariah Casey Aubrey Summer Autumn Leaves Junior The First and I just recently moved to Farkletown. I met this super mean girl today and then a super hot boy who is this mean girl's ex boyfriend but like I'm so gonna go after him cuz he's hot. Anyways for my first day at school I wore this jean from target that cost like $20, and this blue top with a quirky quote on it cuz I'm just that unique. So in math I learned like maths stuff and it was stupid and I hate math and is anyone even reading this far I will be impressed because I'm getting tired typing this out anyways so uhhhh what do I even talk about to make this long I like the color blue there you go there's a fact about me and anyways school legit stresses me out smh ok like I just gotta rant about that school makes me cry a lot around finals time but anyways I wonder if any of you guys are still reading this like I don't even know what to type anymore like what do I do ahhhhh ok so like I like dogs they're bomb af like holy crap they're the cutest things ever like I legit squeal when I see a dog cuz they're so cute omfg yeah I'm obsessed with dogs but they're the cutest little things and so happy and cute and ahhh and also have you guys tried coffeenut m&m's like bruh they're so good like I'm high key kinda obsessed with them you guys should try it out if you ever get the chance honestly in general I love m&m's like they're just good I don't know but I just love chocolate like holy crap I will fight anybody to get chocolate that's how much I crave that shit like wow but yeahs I got no more facts about myself for you all idk what to say anywho getting back to the story. I'm legit just gonna copy and past this over again okay Hi my name is Tiffany Mariah Casey Aubrey Summer Autumn Leaves Junior The First and I just recently moved to Farkletown. I met this super mean girl today and then a super hot boy who is this mean girl's ex boyfriend but like I'm so gonna go after him cuz he's hot. Anyways for my first day at school I wore this jean from target that cost like $20, and this blue top with a quirky quote on it cuz I'm just that unique. So in math I learned like maths stuff and it was stupid and I hate math and is anyone even reading this far I will be impressed because I'm getting tired typing this out anyways so uhhhh what do I even talk about to make this long I like the color blue there you go there's a fact about me and anyways school legit stresses me out smh ok like I just gotta rant about that school makes me cry a lot around finals time but anyways I wonder if any of you guys are still reading this like I don't even know what to type anymore like what do I do ahhhhh ok so like I like dogs they're bomb af like holy crap they're the cutest things ever like I legit squeal when I see a dog cuz they're so cute omfg yeah I'm obsessed with dogs but they're the cutest little things and so happy and cute and ahhh and also have you guys tried coffeenut m&m's like bruh they're so good like I'm high key kinda obsessed with them you guys should try it out if you ever get the chance honestly in general I love m&m's like they're just good I don't know but I just love chocolate like holy crap I will fight anybody to get chocolate that's how much I crave that shit like wow but yeahs I got no more facts about myself for you all idk what to say anywho getting back to the story. I'm legit just gonna copy and past this over again okay so my day was like super boring but it's all good cuz I got to meet the hot boy of my dreamzzzzz tune in next time to read about how my encounter with mean girl goes!1!1!1

If I ever try to read a story written like this, I will go blind I swear