Cliché #2: "I'm ugly but not really"

Sarah's alarm went off, and she groaned in annoyance. Jumping out of bed, she hurried to her bathroom and turned on the lights. Immediately, she screamed.

Her reflection stared back at her. She desperately groped around the bathroom counter to grab some holy water and throw it at her sinfully ugly reflection. Unfortunately, she came up empty.

She sighed as she stared at herself. She had been unlucky and had snatched up the bad genes from her parents. She had luscious brown hair that cascaded down her back, bright blue orbs, and clear skin. She was tall and skinny, had a perfect ass and a good amount of cleavage.

Ugh, why did she have to be born so ugly?!

Like wtf, if you consider yourself ugly, what do you call me