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54. SUMMER LOVE BLAH BLAH

HONESTLY, THE PERSON next to me smells like they just discovered deodorant in the last ten minutes and honestly I feel attacked. I really hate talking bad on people because I'm definitely not perfect at all but yanno what I love hygiene more.

FIRST UPDATE OF 2017 WHATS GOOD. Lmao it's like February or March. But don't blame me okay I updated on like the last day of December.

AND DONT EVEN BRING UP THAT THAT WAS A FEW MONTHS AGO OKAY.

.. So anyways, these stories are more of a.. summer thing. Like you barely see them at times like rn but you're about to get a heap load of them in the Whats Hot list in about June. Like I swear fucking wait for it.

Now if it doesn't happen, don't say shit to me okay. I'm not Raven Baxter, I cannot see the goddamn future. This ain't That's So Raven, this is Wattpad Clichés.

But on the subject of That's So Raven, let's converse about how shitty Disney has gotten since like 2012. I think the last.. decent Disney show was Jessie, and that show wasn't even that good.

Plus they cancelled that "Girl Meets World" show and everybody fucked with that heavy ig so Disney Channel is officially trash lmao they have some of the stupidest shit in the universe. Disney has nothing now. Personally thought Disney hasn't been shit since Hannah Montana Forever.

Let's discuss these clichés though bro.

These usually start with some girl going to some type of vineyard or a vacation over the summer with her family. She goes to this nice, exotic place and lives in this nice country bumpkin ass town in the mIDDLE OF ABSOLUTELY NOWHERE!

I mean idk about anyone else, but I don't want to be in some random ass town over summer. I want to be in Cancun or Miami or something. Not Kansas. Like I'm sure Kansas is nice but fucks no lmao.

Btw, do they even have "exotic houses" in country ass towns because they really describe nice ass houses but then they talk about how its smack in the middle of nowhere. Are there any exotic places in the middle of nowhere? Hit me up yo let me know.

So yeah, in this small town, she ends up going to some type of like.. workplace like an icecream shop or the damn beach. Because there are beaches in the middle of nowhere.

I'm seriously gonna need some consistency. I feel most uncomfortable around annoyingly loud people, spiders, and inconsistency.

So this cute guy works there at the imaginary beach or whatever and he's totally fucking cute and you know how clichés go-

they argue. They barely fucking know each other but they find a reason to hate each other in the first ten minutes of meeting. I have got to be the most negative person in the universe, but I think the longest amount of time it took me to hate someone was like..

Okay I cannot judge. I can just LOOK at you and determine that I hate you.

So yeah, thats 90% of the book. She goes to his job pretty often despite the fact that she hates him? I guess they serve that bomb ass icecream or something because if I hate you, I'm not stepping near you unless it's to spit on you.

THEN. SOMETHING CHANGES.

You just don't know what changed lmao.

That's one thing I don't like about these stories okay. You can never smoothly transition into the romance because like.. hOW? THEY KINDA BARELY KNOW EACH OTHER. I DONT KNOW. ITS PROBABLY JUST ME.

So she falls in love with him and he falls in love with her and it's happily ever after-

BUT WAIT!

IT'S ONLY A SUMMER LOVE! SHE IS ONLY THERE FOR LIKE THREE MONTHS! SHE WILL NEVER SEE HIM IN KENTUCKY AGAIN!

Or did I say Kansas? idk. Some shit with a K with country bumpkin white people.

So she finally makes this revelation and feels like she has to break off this relationship because it will never work out. I mean bitch you were dumb enough to fall in love without realizing you would never see him again so don't act all pained you stupid hoe.

YOU A STUPID HOE YOU A YOU A STUPID HOE

She basically goes along with this avoiding him technique and you know how that goes: that shit doesn't work and he sees right past it and he asks her what the fuck is her problem bc he peeps that shit and she says that she doesnt want to leave him and their relationship.

And then this dumb shit happens:

HE OFFERS TO MOVE ACROSS THE COUNTRY FOR HER OR TO GO OVER TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE COUNTRY! OH MY GOD! THIS SHIT IS SO STUPID! I CANT!

IM A FUCKING IDIOT BUT EVEN I HAVE LIMITS TO STUPIDITY THAT I CAN TOLERATE-

I just went to this Vietnamese Restaurant and I have some Egg Noodle Soup with Wontons and boi that shit was nasty as hell. I didn't even ask to go there dude. If a place doesnt have food I can pick up with my fingers or a fork, I don't want it.

But yeah typically this is where I stop reading because I told you: I can only handle so much stupidity. I don't know if they do it or not. Personally I don't care either. Then again I don't care about a lot of things so.

I'm either so emotionless or full of emotion nowadays like there is no in between with me anymore. Idk how that occurred but.

YEAH! If you ever see this new girl falling in love with this boy over a romantic summer love, burst their bubble and tell them that shit won't last. And if they get mad.. BEAT THEIR MOTHERFUCKING ASSES BECAUSE MACKENZIE TAUGHT YOU THAT YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO TAKE SHIT FROM NO ONE.

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.. anyways. this entire rant was a mess lmao i get off topic too much nowadays. FUCKING STREAM FINGERTIP BUY THEIR ALBUMS SUPPORT GFRIEND.

ALSO WATCH THEIR COMEBACK LIVE 8 PM KST I WILL BE UP 3 AM ON THE MOTHERFUCKING DOT WATCHING THAT SHIT BITCH I SWEAR TO GOD I SUPPORT GFRIEND LIKE NO OTHER YOUVE EVER MET