I WAS A STUPID IGNORANT BITCH WHEN I WROTE THIS IDK WHY I WROTE THIS OBVIOUSLY THERE ARE SOME RELIGIONS AND CULTURES THAT STILL DO THIS BUT OF COURSE ME BEING THE DUMB WHITE BITCH I WAS AT THE TIME I WAS BEING CLOSE MINDED. SORRY. DISREGARD THIS (:

39. DO PEOPLE STILL DO THIS?!?

SO, WATTPAD AND ITS PEOPLE have taught me that stupid shit actually happens in real life. Like, crazy things that you would think only happens in movies actually happens in real life. iNNNSSAAANNIIITTTYYYYYYY. But truth.

Not that I didn't think arranged marriages existed, (duh kim tan and rachel, duh seul-woo and young-woo) but I thought they were super rare, but I guess they're actually pretty common. I have no idea.

So, in Wattpad stories, parents usually arrange their children (LITERALLY FETUSES) with people that thEY barely even know themselves and it's fine because it's typically business anyways so it's not like it matters to them. They aren't getting married so they aren't effected.

Nice parents ya got there.

The story goes on for a few more years, and she is still unaware that she is arranged to be married when she is of legal age. That's fucking insane how do you keep that secret forever??

Plus, why wouldn't their parents want them to at least get to know each other. I guess it's not enough that they're forcing their children to marry (it doesnt matter to them if they develop a relationship, which she typically has) buT YOURE FORCING THEM TO MARRY STRANGERS.

Once again, nice parents ya got there.

So, around the time she is arranged to marry this dude, she gets a boyfriend. Honestly, this is normal. People get into relationships (not me at least ahahah loneliness) and whatever whatever whatever.

BUT THIS IS ALSO AROUND THE TIME THAT HER PARENTS DECIDE TO INFORM HER ABOUT HER MARRIAGE LIIKKKEEEE WHAT WHAT MR KRABS MEME IM THE MR KRABS MEME.

And she is outraged for a fEW seconds, legit for two or three lines, and then she is fine. Like she completely forgets about her boyfriend or whatever and is all of a sudden more than willing to date a stranger.

FUCK YOU THOUGHT DJJDJSJSJS I WOULD PULL OUT THE WITCHCRAFT I HAVE BEEN PRACTICING FOR THE LONGEST AND PUT SOME VOODOO CURSES ON THEM.

She is too compliant for me.

Then she's set to meet him or whatever and they meet over a dinner date and it turns ouT HE IS A FUCKING MOBSTER LIKE A YAKUZA BOSS LIKE WHERE IS THE LIE I CANNOT FIND THE LIE I WANT TO FIND THE LIE.

Once again, she doesn't start a rampage or something like do you guys understand I would slit my parents' throats if they got me engaged to some yakuza boss are you joking. Don't joke.

THEN SHE GOES TO HIS HOUSE AND HE JUST DECIDES THAT SHE IS GONNA LIVE THERE AND SHE IS COMPLIANT AGAIN. I hate obedient bitches like are you a dog you know the word "No" right. Stop being a pussy.

Or they say no and then the dude gets hella mad and starts pushing her up against walls and shit. This is literally the reason I have 911 on speed dial so no bitch can think he can push me against a wall and I won't call the cops.

Then it's basically the Mob chapter all over again because they're getting married and she is barely uncompliant and her dog complex starts to piss me off so then I typically stop reading but I'm gonna assume what happens next.

I ALSO LIKE HOW SHE COMPLETELY FORGETS HER BOYFRIEND?? They barely dated for a week and if you liked him like you said you did, you would've fucking at least explained the situation to him but she is a selfish bitch and doesn't.

I love Wattpad guys. Totally.

YEP THEN SHE GETS KIDNAPPED OR SOMETHING AND SHE TOTALLY ALLOWS THAT TO HAPPEN TOO WITH NO RESISTANCE AGAIN.

Then she complains through her kidnapping about no one coming to get her bitch ass but I don't fall for that shit because you should've fucking worked harder to not get kidnapped.

Yeah, it's your fault you got kidnapped. Should've resisted instead of being so compliant and aCTUALLY BELIEVING THAT IT WAS A FUCKING DELIVERY MAN.

LIKE SERIOUSLY SHE KNOWS HER HUBBY TO BE IS A YAKUZA SO WHY CARRY AS LITTLE DEFENSES AS POSSIBLE. She wants to get kidnapped so problem solved you got kidnapped.

That shit also pisses me off in Werewolf books, like she doesn't need protection because she thinks she is strong or some shit (white wolf complex) but then cries when she gets kidnapped likE ARE YOU A STUPID FUCKING CUNT YOU WANTED THIS.

SooOooOooO no sympathy from Mackenzie for you. Rot in ur cell.

Then she falls in love with him when he miraculously uses his Yakuza connections to save her. Fucking how, idek. I would hate his soul so much that it rots out of his body honestly but that's just little ole me don't mind me ((:

Then it ends with some bullshit. I wouldn't know I don't read past her stupidity like I have never finished any of these books honestly. Don't bother to recommend any because I truly hate these books.

Wow, I watch Orange and I just become a super saiyan angry bitch. This is how I rant guys I get angry.

BUT ANYWAYS YOU FUCKING KNOW WHAT TO DO WHEN THIS SHIT HAPPENS I DONT NEED TO REITERATE MYSELF GODDAMMIT.

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i cant nope. when i saw chen in that mesh shirt i legit had tears in my eyes like no thats mine babe dont expose yourself for the public. then when they were literally grinding those
freaking canes i was so done i nearly creamed my panties. and my bean was injured omfg AND CHANYEOL'S ABS YOU KNOW WHAT I NEED TO STOP KEEPING TABS ON EXO KEEP UR EYES ON THE PRIZE MACKENZIE EYES ON THE GODDAMN-

but.. kms i actually feel like cheating on seventeen and big bang and all the groups i majorly stan like why am i keeping tabs on exo