gotta prove a point to tyler she said im gonna updating slow when the momentum wears ofF ((:

21. HIGH SCHOOL PT. 1

EVERY SETTING OF A bad cliche always starts and ends with the same place:

High school.

High school is where most of the drama happens, where most of the story takes place, and where you will never catch a Bad Boy. They skip school too much.

I think the idea of this topic is pretty broad, seeing as though High School is basically a cliche within itself, but I'm here to get down to the nitty gritty stuff, so obviously I'm gonna discuss topics like these in this rant:

The Red Sea Cliche.

Lack of caring for their educations.

BB + GG = Lab Partners.

Lunch cliché.

Yeah, I'm gonna be discussing how all this Cliche stuff takes place in High School. God help us all.

THE RED SEA CLICHE:

This is gonna take me a short while to discuss because it's literally so stupid and doesn't need to be elaborated much.

Look, in all of my years of High School, the only time I ever saw the hallway split into two completely different sections of people is when a fight is occurring, which is believably a rarity.

THE WHOLE FREAKING HALLWAY IS NOT ABOUT TO PART INTO TWO SECTIONS OF PEOPLE BECAUSE A BAD BOY WALKS BY. Completely unrealistic and stupid. Case closed.

LACK OF CARING FOR EDUCATIONS:

People, aka the wannabe-yakuza people, in these stories literally have no concern for their education. By that, I mean that they literally sit around in class and talk or pass notes or something stupid like that and it's truly annoying.

There are people in other countries who have to pay for their education and I feel it's pretty cunty to waste your teachers' time like that. So stupid, just don't go to school. Stay home and stop wasting time jeez.

BB + GG = LAB PARTNERS

This is so common and so stupid at the same time, it literally happens in every cliché teen novel ever to exist in Wattpad and in a physical book.

Classrooms typically have like 24-30 kids, am I right? So you would think that the MC would be put with anyone but the dude she hates.. right?

Think the fuck again.

"BETHANY COLLINS YOU ARE PUT WITH ALEC RYDER MADDOX"

Now what the fuck is this wtf.

Then she will complain for days about how she doesn't want to be with him, but she literally makes NO attempt to change it. Like, she doesn't go to the teacher and tells him to change it.

If it was me, I would be begging my teacher to move me. I would do anything. But that's just me, maybe people aren't that petty like I am I have no idea.

BUT IDK MAYBE SHE KNEW THAT HE WAS GONNA BE HER FUTURE CRUSH IDK.

DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I'VE WISHED THAT MY CRUSH WAS MY PARTNER IN A PROJECT?!? DO YOU HAVE ANY FREAKING IDEA

I have even begged my teacher to put me with someone "smart and who will actually work", which is always a description of my crush, bUT IM STUCK WITH A SMART GIRL LIKE ARE YOU KIDDING ME THESE BITCHES DO NOT REALIZE THEIR LUCK.

Then he leaves her to do all the freaking work are you kidding.

If I'm in a group, I straight up tell them that if you don't do any work, I'M NOT PUTTING YOUR NAME ON MY GODDAMN PAPER AND IM SUPER FUCKING SERIOUS IM NOT ABOUT TO GIVE YOU A DAMN GRADE BITCH IF YOU DONT WANNA DO WORK DONT COME TO SCHOOL.

I remember in sophomore year, this girl started yelling at me because I didn't put her name on a major grade project and her grade dropped tremendously. But she didn't do shit.

Now, old me was very nice and I think I said "You barely did work" and she just gave me a nasty look any time she looked at me and that was that.

BUT THANK GOD I AM OUT BECAUSE NEW ME WOULD HAVE JUMPED ON HER ASS YELLING AT ME LIKE THAT WHO THE FUCK DID THAT UGLY RACCOON EYES LOOKING BITCH REALLY THINK SHE WAS TALKING TO??

.. tell me i havent turned ghetto.

But anyways. Next topic.

LUNCH CLICHE:

Usually the fights happen in these cliches at lunch, or something typically goes down. I honestly have no idea.

So it starts with the BB coming over to GG and her friend and telling them that they can sit with him and his "squad" or whatever, and like idiots, they take the bait. They go to his table and everyone is like "ew wtf is a bitch like her doing there what a slut" and commenters are angry and cussing (me).

Then, all of a sudden, a mean girl comes and sashaying or whatever, and she stops at said BB's table. She is being a little hoe and trying to call the girl out by saying sly shit like "What is this cumslut doing here", but the GG ignores it.

I have no idea how like some girl was bold enough to call you out, she should be bold enough tO CATCH THESE HANDS (lines courtesy of tina g.)

Then BB calls himself saying "omg Becky we aren't together" and mean hoe gets mad and calls herself trying to pour mILK or spaghetti on someone.

Now, this is where I personally would've ended her life in that cafeteria. Honestly. Maybe it's just me.

BUT INSTEAD, there is just a stupid pointless food fight when there should be an actual fight and the GG goes crying into the restroom and the pussy BB is yelling "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU BITCH" and just craziness and stupidity.

These scenes are kind of pointless because this is the point where the GG thinks that she will stand up the the mean girl in the end but in actuality the mean girl gets the last laugh because she pulled all that shit on you. Dumbass.

SO YEAH IF ANY OF THIS SHIT HAPPENS IN HIGH SCHOOL JUST LAUGH AT THIS CRAZY STUFF ITS ALL CLICHE ITS ALL CLICHE.

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suggest me some more high school cliches that annoy you bc i will make a part 2. maybe ill make it a whole chapter like who knows idk idk.

everyone keeps asking "mackenzie wtf are you talking about on your message board" or "who tf is arata and rena and an and yoake" THATS RELIFE GIRL

ITS ALREADY TOPPING AS MY #1 SUMMER ANIME. LIKE SERIOUSLY IF YOU FIND MORE ANIME LIKE THIS HMU.

everyone is all like "oml they posted it all at once" are we really supposed to be mad like the anime isnt bad at all we should be happy. definite recommend.

so im watching orange rn right and tell me why naho is such a dumb girl like damn dO WHAT THE LETTER SAYS?? IT SAYS TO NOT INVITE HIM OBVIOUSLY DONT!!

my prediction is that he gets abused at home, but idk. ive never read the manga and the anime is only on the first episode to dont spoil that for me please