17. GO TO A SHELTER TF

THESE HAS HAPPENED quite a lot in cliche stories, but now I've decided to dive into the deep cliches instead of the broad ones like "Bad boy, Good girl" and "Living in a Reverse Harem". So leggo.

So I guess that in these stories, the MC and her family have been living in this house for over ten gazillion years, right? They own it and everything and it's a family home, and it's more like a mansion but whatever.

But, suddenly, there's an infestation. Now, I'm not gonna say that isn't possible, because it happened before to my Grandma in which she had been in a home for a few years but it was suddenly infested with a weird creature. That's not unrealistic at all.

(my logic: if it happened to me, it happens to anyone. if it doesn't happen to me, its impossible)

Wattpad author's, you'll get points for that. What you don't get points for is the situation that occurs straight after that.

INSTEAD OF GOING TO LIVE WITH RELIABLE FAMILY OR SOMEONE LIKE THAT, THEY DECIDE TO GO LIVE WITH THEIR NEIGHBORS - WHICH JUST SO HAPPENS TO BE THE BAD BOY.

Oh my freaking god.

The first story I ever read on Wattpad had this scenario (Mr. Popular and I, one of the best books on Wattpad to date) and it was tolerable then because it's a good book (although they fell in love in like two days. literally.), bUT NOW THE CONCEPT IS A BIT REDUNDANT.

I don't know about you, but if my house was swarmed by huge arachnids, I wouldn't go to my neighbor's house, because their hOUSE IS RIGHT NEXT TO THE ONE WITH THE FREAKING ARACHNIDS ARE YOU KIDDING.

Do you have any idea how many houses have been infested by bugs due to the fact that the neighboring house was also infested with bugs? I mean, c'mon. Bugs aren't stupid nor blind.

I know that right now, if my neighbor ran out of her house saying her house was infested with huge tarantulas, I would freaking move out with a quickness. My parents and sisters can stay if they want, but your girl Mackenzie is out quicker than you can say "Arachnids".

And since when did your neighbor become more reliable than a family member? OR A FREAKING HOMELESS SHELTER? Or even a hotel??

What if your neighbors are psycho killers? You can never know! But you willingly pack up your stuff to go live with them? Are you insane?

Most of the time, they aren't even too close with their neighbors, because if they were, the GG and BB would know each other a bit more!

I don't care if you're having issues with your family, because the homeless shelter is literally always open. Just go to a shelter until you pick yourself up, and then there you go.

Most of the time, they're rich anyways; that's why their neighbors can support them. So just buy another house. Or go to your vacation house! There you go I helped you you're welcome.

But if you're ever in this situation, go to yOUR FAMILY BE SMART DONT BE CLICHE OKAY JEEZ.

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GUYS GUYS I HAVE A BOOK THAT I WOULD LIKE TO PUBLISH AND ITS KINDA PREPARED TO GO UP (although im not gonna start it anytime soon, its kinda just a thing to let you know that its coming and what it's about) BUT IDK I FEEL LIKE IT WOULD BE BAD.

plus i would feel like a hypocrite if i wrote this book and it had cliches but i had a rant about clichés and i dont want to write a book while walking on eggshells and not being comfortable in my writing yanno so idk.

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