9. TRAPPED WITH... ALEX FROM TARGET??

BITCH, SO ONE OF MY favorite types of Wattpad stories are the ones where they get trapped in these weird ass places like Walmart and Target and Lingerie stores and odd places like that. I don't know, there is something about being the only two people (because it's typically a boy and a girl who are trapped) trapped in a store that makes me want cringe at the irony, and laugh at the stupidity. It just makes me happy - the fact that these books can bring out so many negative emotions in me.

I, personally, want to create a petition against these books because they'rE LITERALLY SO INSANE OH MY JEEZ

First of all, how the fuck did it come to you two idiots being the only people in a store? Like are y'all planning on buying the whole entire store in a day or what?

THEN THEY FREAKING GO OUT IN THESE FREAKING STORMS OHHH MYY FUCK. ITS A MOTHERFUCKING STORM WTF ARE YOU DOING??

Typically, on my phone anyway, they have Storm Warnings. Storm Warnings are literally warnings they send to your phone when a storm is coming, and I think they even work in a power outage, so you MUST have gotten the freaking warning.

OR LOOK AT THE MOTHERFUCKING NEWS ARE YOU KIDDING?¿? WHY DON'T PEOPLE WATCH THE NEWS HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S SAFE AND WHATS NOT??

N O O N E H A S T I N G L Y S E N S E S

Then, instead of trying to find a way out like normal people do, they try to find ways to wrECK the whole store because that's what typically happens. Sympathize for the poor soul that has to clean all that stuff up yanno.

They literally aren't worried about their families or their parents, because trust me there is a way to get out if you try hard enough bc modern technology, and I don't think they take the serious situation seriously. Idk though maybe it's just me.

AND WHEN THEY GET TRAPPED AT SCHOOL OH SHOOTY.

I can't speak for every school, but I know at my school, the janitors leave the latest (sad but true) and arrive early. SO AS FAR AS I KNOW, IF YOU'RE STAYING AT SCHOOL PASSED THE TIME THE JANITORS LEAVE, YOU DOIN SOMETHING YOU HAVE NO BUSINESS DOING.

You're out in the storm, trying to get a late night booty call with Sally, Sally's pussy BETTER be poppin' if you're willing to go out in a storm for it.

No one is that interested in their studies in which they would go out in a storm for them, and if you are, you lead a sad life. I'm sorry. Just watch some Netflix and chill for a few days.

NOT TO MENTION THE JANITORS OR ADMINISTRATORS HAVE TO CHECK ALL THE CLASSROOMS AND THE WHOLE SCHOOL BEFORE THEY LEAVE BECAUSE THEIR FIRST PRIORITY ARE THE KIDS. How are they never caught?

Haha..

.. Trapped With One Direction?!?!?!? OMG!!?!

I personally always thought fanfics were the beginning of the end to the true essence of Wattpad and I was right. I swear I predict the future sometimes.

If One Direction ever got trapped in a storm, their millions of bodyguards and lowkey paparazzi and fans will be literally swimming, trying to break down doors to get them. SooOooOoOo..? They'd be idiots not to be accompanied by body guards. That makes the concept stupid.

How do they all spontaneously fall in love with her at first sight? I don't believe in that, like you can be falling in love with a serial killer or whatever and you don't even know it are you i n s a n E??

But I do believe in quick love. I'm a hypocrite.

AND WHY DOES SHE ALWAYS END UP WITH HARRY LMFAO WHAT THE HELL

I personally don't even think Harry is the cutest One Direction member bc long hair - and I know he cut his hair but I dont think I've seen a picture of him with his new hair so idk.

I liked Zayn the most out of all of them. #sorrynotsorry

I get it, it's fanfiction, but can we at least create these types of fanfics about other people? LOOK I'm not even complaining about the clicheness of it anymore, I just want more diverse Wattpad fanfiction.

BUUT we will most definitely cover fanfiction another time.

Here, you want a fresh, easy concept? I have one for you:

The stores getting robbed or something, and you and a GROUP of people have to try to find a way out. Make it logical.

YOU DONT EVEN HAVE TO CREDIT ME FOR THAT I PROMISE IT'S THAT SIMPLE I THOUGH OF THAT IN LIKE A MINUTE.

If you ever get trapped in a storm with a bunch of weirdo dudes or even one weirdo dude, just hop out a window or hide in a storage closet until it's over, but that's Cliche.

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TURN A FIVE STAR HOTEL INTO A TRAP HOUSE
ROACHES EVERYWHERE LIKE WE FORGOT TO TAKE THE TRASH OUT
SOMETHING SOMETHING I DONT REMEMBER LOW LIFE

This chapter is actually the last one in the original make of Wattpad Cliches.. soo yeah. But I kinda feel like there are more Cliches that NEED to be discussed, so comment if you want the book to just end, or if you want me to continue it..? But you would have to give me ideas because I have the mental capacity of a rock.