Hey guys! It's Ryder and today I need to tell you something really funny that my sister said to our step-dad! So this is how it when:
*We're all sitting in our living room. Andrew's playing on the ground with his baby toys. Jamie's coloring,mom's texting someone,I'm watching a soccer game with Dad,Sisy's in the kitchen getting a coke for me and her. Our parents talk for a while before dad remembers something*
Dad:Damnit! I forgot to get my haircut today!
Cindy:*Stares at him with coke cans in her hands*Cut your hair? Why would you do that? You cut it any shorter and you'll be left bold!
Me and mom:*Snickers*
Dad:*Glares at her,playfully*So what? I don't care if I lose my hair because I'll still have my beautiful face*Strokes his face*
Cindy:"Beautiful"?*Laughs*Dad,you THINK you're beautiful because you don't get to see what your face REALLY looks like because everytime you look in the mirror,it breaks before you can even see your reflection!
Me and Mom:*Dies of laughter*
Dad:*Glares at her and throws a pillow at her face*
Me:*Falls off the couch,laughing my ass off*

It was so hilarious! I was shedding tears and nearly pissed my pants! I should have recorded it when I had the chance! Welp,that's all for today! Catcha later,mates!