Cookie:

I don't know if you've heard but I'm in the process of doing major editing on my humor/romance/genderbender novella "Big Fat Liar"

Some Readers: What the hell is that?

Cookie: *insert dramatic shock face here* Whaaaaaaaa? You haven't read it. You totally should...if you want...cause you're awesome. lol But in short, Big Fat Liar is about a heavy-set woman mistaken for a dude by another dude, same dude she starts liking in the story. See? Simple. :D Or not for poor Callie. You can go to my Wattpad profile page to find the draft. Read it now before I take it down in a month or two!

Anypoo, back to the topic. Twitter! A couple of days ago, I finally signed up for an account.

Readers: What the heck!? You don't have a twitter yet?

Cookie: I know, I know...I've been in the stone age. *sighs* But see, you guys can help me build my fan base on other sites like Twitter so when I'm finally done editing Big Fat Liar and publish it on Amazon, Barnes & Noble etc, you guys would be updated. Plus you'll be there with me through my publishing journey! You can read my rants, whining, stalking of other sexy people...FUN! *wheezes*

I know that to be a professional author, I need to start expanding and setting up social sites like Twitter. I have a facebook fan page as well. Look me up under Cookie Moretti or xxWhoAteMyCookiexx (Will later be changed to Cookie Moretti on Jan 20th 1015)

So there you have it! *Stands on top of the Statue Of Liberty's head* Follow me on Twitter/Facebook and help spread the word. Spread the gospel of Cookie! Mwhahahahhahaahhaahha

Readers: What the heck? O.o

Cookie: *clears throat* If you've already read Big Fat Liar and loved it, then you'd be wanting to get updates on the progress of Big Fat Liar. The one on Wattpad is just a draft. The one I'll be publishing will be edited aaaaaand have extra chapters. Yay!

For those of you who just likes me and wanna keep up with my random antics, following me on Twitter or liking me on facebook would be a sure way to keep track of me when I'm not on wattpad. Plus I'll have other books I want published this year as well! 

Okay, this chick has got to go! Here's my twitter:

https://twitter.com/Cookie_Moretti

XoXo Cookie Moretti

P.S. I'm also gonna make my own personal author's website. Sooo excited! It's gonna cost me a little money but it'll be worth it in the end. I'll post another update on wattpad when my site goes live! :) Toodles!

*plays Youtube Link and dances*

(Tweedle-lee-dee-dee-dee, tweedle-lee-dee-dee x 3)

He rocks in the tree tops all day long
Hoppin' and a-boppin' and a-singing his song
All the little birds on Jaybird Street
Love to hear the robin go tweet tweet tweet

Rockin' robin (Tweet x 3)
Rockin' robin (Tweet, tweedle-lee-dee)
Go rockin' robin
'Cause we're really gonna rock tonight
(Tweet, tweedle-lee-dee)

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