Jimin:
hEY
give me your mayonnaise
PLEASE

Mayonnaise:
lmao
what

Jimin:
I SAID GIVE ME YOUR MAYONAISE

Mayonnaise:
jimin
what the hell

Jimin:
whAT YOONGI
WHAT !?
YOU STAY GIVING IT TO ME WHEN I DONT WANT IT
WELL NOW I WANT IT

Mayonnaise:
um
are you having a mental breakdown?

Jimin:
nO
ok MAYBE

Mayonnaise:
what happened??
want me to call you?

Jimin:
nOOO
I JUST WANT UR MAYONNAISE
OK

Mayonnaise:
idgaf
im calling
jimin answer the fucking phone
or i will stab your neck
jk
i will just stab you with my dick

Jimin:
yES DO IT

Mayonnaise:
ok something is definitely wrong
you would never accept my dick so easily

Jimin:
call me pretty :"(

Mayonnaise:
pretty?
nah
that word doesn't do you justice
you're just fucking incredible
idk
i lack vocabulary to describe you

Jimin:
i feel unneeded
like i can be disposed any second without being thought about 

Mayonnaise:
trust me jimin
i need you
you keep me calm
you do so fucking much for me and you have no idea

Jimin:
hold me tight and don't be nice please :(((

Mayonnaise:
if this is your idea of sexting bc we got some work to do

Jimin:
i pulled that line from a song idk how to sEXT OK

Mayonnaise:
fuck
where are you at?

Jimin:
ON THW WAY TO UR HOUSE

Mayonnaise:
WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING
wait are you serious?

Jimin:
IM VERY SERIOUS

Mayonnaise:
im definitely calling you
pick the fuck up shit head !!!!
hello?
jimin?????

delivered.