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They get drunk

ZanaZoola: Here, Snart. I have the alcohol that you have requested.

Snart: *smirks* Thank you.

Barry and Kara: *share a look of dread*

Barry: I have a bad feeling about this.

Snart: It's just for a little entertainment.

Kara: Saying there is ice cream while both you and Barry are in the room is enough entertainment for me.

Snart: I'm sure that this will be better.

*five glasses later*

Barry: *hiccuping happily to himself*

Kara: *has broken all five glasses*

Snart: *whispering to Barry* Chicken wings

Barry: *starts sobbing* There so good... *grabs Snart pulling him close* Why are they so good... *internally smirking*

Snart: *trying to get himself out of Barry's increasingly firm grasp* This is not what I planned. *grumbling*

Everyone else: *laughing their heads off*

Barry: Why did the chickens have to die? They're fluffy, flightless birds with buttercup babies! *crying and almost shaking Snart to the point of dizziness*

Kara: Because then you would not have any chicken wings! *giggling*

Barry: Yeah! I love chicken wings! *looks down at Snart* Don't you love chicken wings? The flavours, the texture?

Snart: *grumbling but otherwise staying silent*

Barry: Why isn't he answering?

Kara: Not sure. Try shaking him?

Snart: *has a panicked look in his eyes*

Everyone else: *watching with great glee and interest*

Barry: Ok! *starts shaking Snart*

Snart: *closing his eyes hoping not to vomit when Barry is done*

Barry: *stopped and listening for the answer*

Snart: *croaking* What was the question?

Barry: It worked! *turns to face Kara* It's like he's a magic eight ball!

Snart: No, no, no. I'm not! *trying to get out of Barry's grasp*

Barry: Do you like chicken wings? *shakes Snart*

Snart: *going green*

Barry: *stops shaking Snart and waits for an answer* He's not answering... *shakes Snart again before stopping to listen*

Snart: *looking precariously like he is about to vomit but quickly answers* Yes!

Everyone else: *laughing but confused*

Kara: Maybe put him down so that he doesn't vomit.

Barry: But he hasn't answered every question.

Snart: *begging everyone for help with his eyes while he clutches his mouth in an attempt not to vomit* There's a timer, one question every three hours.

Barry: Boring! *pushes Snart away*

Snart: *relieved*

Kara: Here, this will help. *hands over a glass of whiskey*

Everyone: No!

Barry and Kara: *starts laughing*

Everyone else: *confused*

Barry: Did you really think that we were already drunk?

Kara: We were just messing with you!

Barry: I would not get drunk off such little alcohol, and Kara was faking drinking it.

Snart: So, all that?

Barry: Was revenge.

Kara: Felt good.

Snart: Evil heroes.

Kara and Barry: *chirpy* You got that right!

Iris: I think that was more entertaining now that we know that they were not drunk.

Joe: Worrying that they did that to us, though.

ZanaZoola: *watching everything with popcorn*

Captain: Why would that not get you drunk?

Barry: Because I used to have alcohol in my coffee, let alone all the pub trips I had.

Captain: Allen.

Barry: Might have been better not to say that.

Cisco: What gave you that idea?

ZanaZoola: And I am going to stop this here before a fight breaks out. Refreshments are in their usual places.

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