When girls text: (italics equals thoughts)
Friend- wyd?
You- alright, I'll tell her I'm laying in my bed. No, she might take that wrong. I'll tell her I'm bored so I'm in my bed. Nope, that sounds worse. I got it! It's perfect!
You- nothin'
You- nailed it.

Boys texting:
Friend- sup bro
Boy- sup
Friend-sup
Boy- sup
Repeat twenty more times