Prompt: somone teaches Washington modern day slang

This one will be good or probably cringey

Also the work setting is like a newspaper article place thing

(Alex perspective)

I was just in the office doing work like any other day.

I start to hear commotion as I look up from my computer. The next words I hear make me cringe, why Washington? "Hey fam you got that paperwork from last week done yet?"

I look up and see Washington come twords my office "hey my dude you got ur work done yet?" I internally die from the cringe.

"Yes sir" I handed him my paperwork
"Thanks son that's lit" I nod and he leaves. I pull my phone out and make a group chat

(Office chat)

-Alex-
Which one of you idiots taught Washington slang?

2:15pm

-Herc-
it wasn't me.
2:15pm

-Tjeff-
same here, but also ew. He literally said lit... That is like old
2:17pm

-lee-
Washington is already a cringy bitch what's the difference?
2:20pm

-alex-
Lee I will fuck you up you better watch it
2:20pm

-pegs-
I don't know who did it lol
2:24pm

-burr-
I don't know who taught him that but
he needs to stop, he called me bro ಠ︵ಠ
2:29pm

-alex-
Well someone is clearly a mole
2:30pm

*Alex is offline*

After what felt like age's I finally got home. The next day when I got to work it was way worse

((I'm so sorry for this))

I got into work and herd a "you are all doing great dilfs!!!!" I hear Peggy wheeze.

I pull Washington to my office "sir, I need to talk to you" he hums and sits down in a chair "what seemed to be the prob son?" I sigh

"Sir what do you think dilf means?"
He shrugged "Peggy told me it means cool people" I blink

"Sir it means something highly inappropriate" he looked confused

"Dilf means dad I'd like to fuck" he blinked and looked shocked.

"Oh, that is gross" he hummed and eventually left.

Since that we have never heard modern slang from him Again

I am terribly sorry for this one.
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I'd be surprised if anybody liked this fic lmao