FALAFEL PHILS

Abigail and Kim met up with Jack, Jerry and Milton for lunch at Phil's. Milton and Jerry are eating Phil's new menu item.

"Phil's new garlic falafel balls are disgusting." Jack Says

"Surprising, considering the cook is a goat." Kim Says

"Yeah, I know these are awful." Jerry Says

"Then why do you keep eating them?" Abigail Asks

"Mm. Because now I can do this..." Jerry Belches loudly, everyone grimaces.

"It's gross, but you gotta admit, the man's an artist." Milton Says

"So Kim, are you coming to see the movie with us tomorrow?, It's playing here in the Mall." Jack Says

"What movie?" Kim Asks

"Only the best monster movie ever made. "Attack of the Killer Zompires"!" He rips open his hoodie and shows his shirt and hisses "They're half-Zombie..." Milton Says

"Half-Vampire." Jack Says

"And all-lame. If you guys wanna see a good movie, go see "The Horse Tamer". It's a romantic story about a muscular 19 year-old boy, who sells his last shirt to save a crippled horse." Kim Says

"Just hearing those words makes me feel like less of a man." Jack Says

"Kim, come on, see Zompires with us. It'll be fun plus Jerry is begging me to go." Abigail Says

"I don't know." Kim Says

"Come on, we should go together." Jack Says

"Together?" She looks at Abigail, who nods to her "Well. Okay, I'm in." Kim Says

"Cool." Jack Says

Eddie enters the restaurant wearing his scout uniform "Hey, guys. You know what my new Explorer Scout patch means?"

"You crossed the street by yourself." Abigail Says

"You threw out your nightlight?" Jerry Says

"You peed in the woods?" Milton Says

"No, no and that's none of your business. What is means is I'm leader of my troop." Eddie Says

"Aren't you the only one in your..." Jerry Says

"Leader of my troop! My Scout Master says I'm brave, bold and fearless." Eddie Says

"Great! So you're coming to see "Zompires" with us?" Jack Asks

"Are you nuts?! I looked at the commercial for that thing and I spent two days hiding in my mother's hamper." Eddie Says

"Yo, Eddie check this out." He takes a bite from the garlic falfel ball and his stomach gurgles "Uh-oh. Oh, it's going the wrong way. Uh-oh. No no no no no no! Yo, Phil Phil! I need the key! key to the bathroom now!" Jerry Says

Phil takes out his keys, and goes through all of them "Oh oh, okay. Let's see, uh... This one? No, that's not the one. This... oh, this is the key to my diary. But, uh... whoa! I guess he really had to go-o-o!" Phil Say as Jerry drags him away

SEAFORD HIGH SCHOOL

Milton, Kim and Abigail walk down the hall carrying their science projects.

"I finally finished my science fair project. It's a light refractometer. By using a series of convex mirrors, I'm able to intensify a single beam of light. What's your project?" Milton Says

"Oh I built my own wind machine, using cardboard and wood. Can't believe this thing is still blowing, Kim what did you do?" Abigail Says

"Grew a bean in a cup." Kim Says holding her cup

Lindsay am her friend Katie walks past Kim and Abigail, she looks them up and down.

"Abigail, Kim." Lindsay Says

"Lindsay." Kim and Abigail Says

Music starts playing as Jerry and Jack starts dancing in the hall, he accidentally bumps into Milton causing him to drop his light refractometer.

"No! My light refractometer! It's ruined! It's gonna take me all night to build another one." Milton Says

"You want a bean?" Kim Asks

"You!" Milton Says

"I have a date! Not the face! Not the face!" Jerry Says, Milton chases after him.

SEAFORD MALL

Kim arrived at the theater, she looks around for everyone but she sees Eddie.

"Uh, Eddie? What are you doing here? I thought you were too scared to see this movie." Kim Says

"Now that I'm Scout Leader, I'm going to show people my bravery." Eddie Says

A movie trailer plays and the song plays, causing Eddie to scream.

"What's that?" Eddie Asks

"A cartoon dancing hotdog telling you the snack bar is open." Kim Says

"Well, joke's on them that terrifying wiener made me lose my appetite." Eddie Says

"Kim." Lindsay Says

"Lindsay, you a Zompire fan?" Kim Asks

"Not really. I'm here on a date. Oh, I'm sorry. You probably don't know what that is." Lindsay Says

"Actually, I'm on a date too." Kim Says

"Oh. And here's my date now..Hi, Jack." Lindsay Says

"Wha... you're here on a date with Jack?!" Kim Says

"Yes, I am!" Lindsay Says

"I'm here with who now?" Jack Says

"Come on, Jack. I saved us seats. Uh, buh-bye, Kim." Lindsay Says

"Whoa, you're here on a date with Lindsay?" Kim Asks

"Uh, no no. I... I'm not." Jack Says

"Abigail did you know about this?!" Kim Asks

"No I didn't Kim I swear-" Abigail Says

Abigail looks over at Jerry who's eating popcorn and smacks his arm.

"Ow!" Jerry Says

"Jerry, what is going on?" Abigail Asks

"No hay ingles, señora." Jerry Says

"Jerry!" Jack Says

"Dude, I'm sorry Lindsay helped me out on a test in one of my classes this me kinda owing her back." Jerry Says

"Are you being serious right now!" Jack Says

"You gotta do this for me, man. Please." Jerry Says

"Fine." Jack Sighs

"Kim, would you be okay if I sat with..." Jack Says

"Of course! Yeah. Apparently Lindsay's your date. Why wouldn't you sit with your date?" Kim Says

"Right, I'll see you when the movies over." Jack Says

"Okay." Kim Says

"I'm sorry Kim, if I'd had know I would have locked Lindsay in a supply closet until the movies over." Abigail Says

"Yeah I know you would have." Kim Says

"You gonna be okay?" Abigail Asks

"Yeah since Jack and I aren't on a date, I'll go sit with Eddie!" Kim Says

Abigail hugs her then goes to sit with Jack and Jerry, Kim looks back over to Eddie and someone has sat next to him.

"You didn't save me a seat?" Kim Says

"Why should I? It's not like we're on a date are we?" Eddie Says

Kim shakes her head and looks around the theater, she walks up to an old man covering his face with his hat.

"Uh, hi. Excuse me, Sir. Is that seat... Rudy?! What are you doing?!" Kim Says

"Getting the senior discount now sit down before you blow my cover." Rudy Says

An older man next to her taps her shoulder "Hey, just so you know. I go to the little boys' room between and times an hour."

A Cell phone starts ringing, everyone looks around to see where it's coming from.

"Oh, seriously?! Who is the jerk?! First time at the movies? Ha ha, am I right? Am... oh, that's me, isn't it?" Rudy Says

Joan enters the theater and sees Rudy "Oh, boy! Trying to get another senior discount, are we, Rudy? Well, you may have dodged me at the early bird buffet, but I gotcha now!"

"I'm not Rudy. I'm Sammy!" He Says

"Yeah, and I'm Queen of the Zompires." She rips off Rudy's fake mustache "Dancing wieners." Joan Says escorting Rudy out

Kim drifts off during the movie then wake up to an empty theater.

"Seriously? They just left me here? Nice friends." Kim Says

Kim walks out the theater and into the courtyard, the place is destroyed and beaten down.

"Jack? Abigail? Rudy? Anybody?" There's pounding on door, and she turns to see Jerry "Jerry? What happened? What's going on around here?" Kim Asks

Jerry turns around but he's not the same person, he's different and his eyes are red and growls at him Kim.

"What it do... Girl?" Jerry Says

He burps out green in Kim's face, Kim moves back before it could hit her face. Jerry goes to attack her but Kim kicks him away, she goes to punch him but Jerry catches her fist.

"Hey, Zompire!" Jack Says

A fight ensures between Jerry and Jack, he gets the upper hand on Jack until Rudy holding a slingshot points it at Jerry.

"Over here, pasty face." Jerry hisses at him "It's falafel time." He aims the falafel ball and it goes in Jerry's mouth "Hoo-ah! Right between the fangs!" Rudy Says

Jerry's stomach gurgles and he runs away, Kim rushes over to help Jack up.

"Jack, you all right?" Kim Asks

"How do you know my name?" Jack Asks

"Hey, that was my last falafel ball. It's only gonna slow him down for a few minutes. We should get back in the rebel base." Rudy Says

"I'm not going anywhere until someone tells me what's going on." A girls scrams are head "Or you know, we can go inside first I'm flexible." Kim Says

WASABI DOJO/ BASE CAMP

Kim follows Jack and Rudy inside the base camp, there are others there's including the old man from the theater.

"What is going on?!" Kim Asks

"I'll tell you what's going on we're at war with the Zompires. When they first came we thought there was one or two...or three or four, five..." Rudy Says

"Rudy!" Jack Says

"There were thousands of 'em, they came crawling up from the sewers below Seaford." Rudy Says

"I was on the toilet when one came up." He Says

"The multiplied by burping into humans' faces. And the worst part, they never say "excuse me"." Jack Says

They look over and see someone sliding down what seems to be a pole, it's Lindsay.

"Where did you go?" Rudy Asks

"Jack sent me to get supplies." Lindsay Says

"Fresh water, batteries." Rudy Says

"Hair spray." Lindsay Says tossing the van to Jack

They all give him pointed looks as he sprays his hair with the spray.

"The end of the world doesn't have to mean the end of my beautiful bouncy hair." Jack Says

"I'm Lindsay, Jack's girlfriend. Who are you?" She Asks

"I really hate this world." Kim mumbles

"Her name's Kim we found her wandering outside and had to use our last falafel ball to save her." Jack Says

"You wasted our last ball on her?! I don't trust her,
Give her the test." Lindsay Says

"There's only one person that can give her... The test. I'll summon the rebel leader..Rebel leader!" Rudy Says

The door opens and Eddie comes out, he's carrying a baseball bat and wearing an eye patch.

"Can we trust you?" Eddie Asks

"Um. Yeah." Kim Says

"She passed. Hey, you play softball? We really need a first baseman." Eddie Says

There's a beeping sound and something drops down from a pipe. Jack goes over and picks it up.

"It's from the Professor! He wants us to come to his secret lab. He's found a way to turn Zompires back into humans." Jack Says

"This means we'll have something we haven't had in a while." Eddie Says

"Toilet paper?" He Says

"No. Hope." Eddie Says

"Let me know when you get toilet paper." He Says

LABORATORY

Milton comes out dressed in all white and addresses the group.

"Welcome, Rebels, to my secret lab. Thank you for removing your shoes." Jack realized he's the only one wearing them, he takes them off and they crash into something "I give you mankind's salvation. The Krupnick coil! This super powerful refractometer emits a light so intense, it pierces the Zompire's inner darkness... Turning them back into humans." Milton Says

"Yeah. Not gonna happen." Jerry Says

All of a sudden Jerry and his group of Zompires appears in the lab.

"Jerry Don't!" Milton Says

"Oh I'm not, but she will." Jerry Says

Abigail appears using her super speed, she's a Zompire as well. She hisses at Milton and he backs up in fear, she knocks the refractometer.

"Oopsie." Abigail Says

"You fiend! She just destroyed our only chance of survival against the most evil force man has ever known." Milton Says

"And They didn't take off his shoes." Eddie Says

"How did you find the Professor's secret underground lab?" Jack Asks

"Why don't you ask your girlfriend?" Jerry Says

"I did it. For us. I made a deal, Jack. The Zompires'll spare us. You and I can be together." Lindsay Says

"Yeah... about that deal, we lied." Abigail Says

Abigail runs up to Lindsay and green burps comes out her mouth, Lindsay quickly turns into a Zompire.

"I'm gonna go on record and say she may be the worst girlfriend ever." Kim Says

Lindsay turns around and hisses at everyone, all the Zompire's growl and hiss at the rebels.

"Sir, it has been an honor to serve with you one last request, rebel leader. Permission to cry like a little girl." Ruby Says

"Permission granted." Eddie Says As he and Rudy sobs

Jack looks over and see's a radio and picks it up.

"Jack, what are you doing?" Kim Asks

"Getting us out of here." Jack Says

Dance music starts playing, Jerry's leg starts moving.

"You fool!, Jerry don't do it you can resist." Abigail Says

"Babe I can't resist...urge to... Dance! Zompires, let's do this thing." Jerry Says

The Zompires all begin dancing, Jack takes this as an opportunity to get everyone out the Laboratory safely.

"Really, Zompire Jerry? Really?!" He Says

WASABI DOJO/ BASE CAMP

"How did you know that music would make Jerry dance?" Kim Asks

"Well, before he was a Zompire, Jerry was one of us. Music was his weakness. And girls. And math. And tying shoelaces. He had a lot of weaknesses." Jack Says

"So how did Abigail get turned?" Kim Asks

"She was caught in ambush, Jerry couldn't help not being a Zompire without his girlfriend." Jack Says

"So he turned her so they could be together, how stupid and romantic at the same time." Kim Says

"The only thing left of my refractometer is this crystal diode, wrapped up in this wad of toilet paper." Milton Says

"I'll take the toilet paper see you people in about a week." He Says

"Is there anything we can do with the crystal diode?" Kim Asks

"Well, there is one prototype coil. But it's in the darkest, scariest, most evil place on Earth." Milton Says

"The snake cave on the edge of town that goes down to the bowels of the underworld?" Rudy Asks

"Worse..School!" Milton Says as they all gasp

FALAFEL PHILS

The rebels makes their way over to Phil's and tells him the plan.

"We're going to the Zompires' lair the school." Eddie Says

"That place is scarier than the snake caves on the edge of town that reach into the bowels of the underworld." Phil Says

"That's why we need all the falafel balls you got." Eddie Says

"Happy to help. $500! Each!" Phil Says

"But we're trying to save humanity!" Jack Says

"Oh, why didn't you say so? $1,000! Each!" Phil Says

"Don't you care about saving the world?" Kim Asks

"No, not really. The Zompire apocalypse has been great for the business. No falafel ball for you! Get out!" Phil Says

The door opens and Phil's goat Tootise walks in, her eyes are red like the Zompires.

"Tootsie what's wrong? Something seems different about you?" Phil Asks

"Is it my demonic red eyes? My mouth full of fangs? The fact that I'm talking to you right now?" Tootsie Says

"What was the first one again?" Phil Asks

"I'm a Zompire goat, you dimwit!" Tootsie Says

"Yes, that's it! That's the one!" Phil Says

Tootsie belches our green burp aiming it at Phil, Eddie jumps in to save Phil.

"Look out!" Eddie Says

"No!" They Say as Toootsie runs away fast

"Tootsie!" Phil Says

Eddie stands up and he's a Zompire, he growls at them then uses his super speed and bolts out of there.

"Eddie!" Rudy Says

"Not my Tootsie!" Phil Says

SEAFORD HIGH SCHOOL

Jack came up with a risky plan, they all enter the school disguised as Zompires. All the Zompires are currently asleep.

"You really think this is going to work, Jack?" Phil Asks

"Yes. They won't be awake for hours and if they do wake up, this makeup will help us blend in." Jack Says

"I'm sorry for yelling at you to do my makeup, Kim. But as the new rebel leader, it wouldn't look right if I had to do my own." Rudy turns around, his face is painted as a panda.

"No, I get it. Happy to help." Kim Says

"If it's here, the coil will be in the multipurpose room with the other science fair projects." Milton Says

"Guys, we have to be quiet nobody make any loud noises." a cell phone starts ringing "Seriously? Who's the jerk? First time in an evil Zompire's...oh, wait. That's me. Sorry that's just poor planning." Rudy Says

All the Zompire's wakes up from their slumbers, Joan crawls out the locker and smiles menacingly at them.

"Oh, no you woke up Joan! Queen of the Zompires." Milton Says

"Oh... Lookee what we have here a cute little panda boy and his friends." Joan Says

"I'm not a panda. Kim, why does she think I'm a panda? Oh, you panda'd me, didn't you?" Rudy Says

"A little bit. How dare you dress up and sneak into my lair?" Joan Says

Joan super speeds over to Rudy and green burps in his face, She catches him and walks away with Rudy.

"Pandas." Joan Says

"Phil, cover us!' Jack Says

"Okay, Jack." Phil Says

Jack, Kim and Milton runs up the stairs as the Zompires chase them, He uses his falafel gun on them.

"I'll hold them back. Ah, is that all you got, Zompires?! You think you're all that? You're not so tough, huh?!" A Zompire jumps out and attacks him "Whoa! Okay, I didn't see that coming. Wait wait. I was just kidding. Go back to bed. Back to bed. Nighty night. Please stop and sleep tight." Phil Says as they attack him

Meanwhile Milton, Jack and Kim walks into the room where the science fair was held.

"The coil has to be around here somewhere." Milton Says

Jack lifts up a tarp and looks down at Kim's bean in a cup. "Look. Some loser grew a bean in a cup."

"Here's the coil! I just need time to install the crystal diode, and it'll work." Milton Says

"Yeah I don't think that's gonna happen." Jerry Says

"You Human's never learn don't you." Abigail Says

"Jack! Kim! Stop them!" Milton Says

Jack and Kim runs over to Jerry and Abigail and a fight ensures between the four of them, The two Zompires are to strong and Jack and Kim tries their hardest to by Milton some time. Kim kicks Abigail but she blocks it, and gets a hold of  her. Jack gets a hold of Jerry and puts a falafel ball in his mouth, he gives one to Kim.

"Kim, falafel ball!" Jack Says

Kim catches it and shoved the ball in Abigail's mouth, both Zompire's stomach starts rumbling.

"Uh oh." Abigail Says

"Oh no! I hate school bathrooms." Jerry Says

Jerry and Abigail runs out the room making a b-line towards the bathroom.

"Kim, we did it we did it!" Jack Says

"Jack, behind you! It's your crazy Zompire ex-girlfriend!" Kim Says

Lindsay growls and runs over to Jack and burps into Jack's face.

"No! Jack?" Kim Says

"Kim. Get away from me." Jack Says

"How are we coming with that coil?" Kim Says

"The diode's in place. I just need to turn it..." Lindsay burps in his face as well "Little bump in the road." Milton Says

Jack quickly turns into a Zompire and growls at Kim,
Growling at her. Kim fights off both Jack and Lindsay but they back her into a corner, Jack is about to turn her but Lindsay stops him.

"What are you doing? Don't turn her, Jack. You are supposed to be spending the rest of eternity with me." Lindsay Says

"I've literally been a Zompire for seconds and you're already smothering me." Jack Says

"You just wanna burp on her because you like her, I knew it! Admit it!" Lindsay Says

"Oh, so this is how it's gonna be for all eternity." Jack Says

"My mother warned me about boys like you." Lindsay Says

"Let it go! Woman! Shh! Shh! Stop! Just shh!" Jack Says

Kim sneaks back over to the refractometer, and turns it on. "You guys need to lighten up." A bright light forms causing Jack and Lindsay to turn back into humans.

"You okay?" Kim Asks

"You did it. You saved me." Jack Says

"I was not gonna let you spend eternity with her. You belong with me, you belong with me." Kim Says

Back in reality Kim is talking in her sleep, leaning her head on the old man.

"You belong with me." Kim Says

"Not gonna happen, cookie. I've been with the same woman since before electricity." He Says As Kim wakes

"It was all just a dream." Kim Says

Jack and Lindsay gets up from their seats and starts exiting the theater.

"Let's go." Jack Says

"I had so much fun with you, wanna go grab some fro-yo?" Lindsay Asks

"I'd love to... I... I just... I have to help Kim with her, um..." Jack Says

"Science project! I'm growing a bean." Kim Says

"I have to help her grow a bean." Jack Says

"Buh-bye, Lindsay." Kim Says

"Oh, thank you so much for the save sitting next to her was like sitting next to a Zombie. So did you like the movie?" Jack Says

"Couldn't have hated it more. But I like the way it ended." Kim Says

"I didn't really like the ending, the way the Zombie and the Vampire..." Jack Says As he and Kim leaves

Eddie sits back up and looks around at the empty theater "I'm never going to a PG movie again."

The next day Jack and Kim decided to hang out and see a movie alone, but they are watching "The Horse Tamer"

"Maybe your back legs don't work so well, but I used my bicycle to make you some braces." The Horse whinnies "Oh, yeah! There you go! There you go, boy. Now run! Ha!"

"This may be the worst movie I've ever seen. But I'm glad I'm here with you." Jack Says

"Yeah, me too." Kim smiles

Over in the corner Rudy dressed as an old man again, is sitting next to the old man they are sobbing.

"This is the best movie I've ever seen." He Says

"Run like the wind, Juniper. Like the wind!" Rudy sobs