SEAFORD HIGH SCHOOL

In the geometry class Jerry and Randy are busy using the rulers as swords, towards the back of the class room Abigail is looking through her notebook, as Milton, Sidney and Albert stand in the corner.

"Would you look at those animals!, this is a classroom. What do they think they're doing?" Milton Says

"If I'm not constantly filling my brain with knowledge, that's when the naughty thoughts come." Sidney Says

"Well, our new Principal Funderburk just hired
a sub who's different from the others. We're finally gonna get our classroom back." Milton Says

"I hope so." Albert Says

Jerry and Randy are still pretending to be fencing each other, he bumps into Abigail's desk and she glared at him angrily.

"Watch it Randy, I'm trying to study." Abigail Says

"For what we haven't had a test in a week." Randy Says

"Not for this class, for our English class which is next period." Abigail Says, as Randy leans closer to her.

"Hey uh you wouldn't mind sharing notes with me." Randy Says, as Jerry tugs on his shirt.

"Randy back off, besides Abigail wouldn't give her notes to you...I'll steal them from her later." Jerry Says, as Abigail rolls her eyes at them.

"Idiotas estúpidos" Abigail mumbles, as Milton approaches Jerry and Randy.

"Playtime's over, Jerry. It's about to get real up in this hizzy." Milton Says

On cue Albert and Sidney attempts at beat boxing, Jerry and Randy looks at them laughing.

"Guys, don't." Milton Says

"Okay." Albert Says

"The school finally found a substitute that even you can't break. He's the perfect storm of discipline,
intelligence and toughness." Milton Says

"You're forgetting he won substitute of the year.
I know all about this guy. I am..."The sub sinker." Jerry Says

The door opens and in comes the new substitute, everyone takes their seats.

"I'm your new substitute Mr. Testa." He wrote his name on the chalk board, "And you should know that I have not fully conquered my rage issues." He Says

Jerry stands up and walks over to his desk "Welcome to our classroom, Sir. This is our teacher's textbook." He hands it to Mr.Testa

"Thank you. What's your name, son?" Mr.Testa Asks

"Oh, I'm listed on the honor roll as "Jerome". And today we're supposed to do a recap on chapter six." He Says, then sits down in his seat.

"Open your books to chapter six, take out a clean she..." He opens up the book, and gasps "Oh, sweet love of my life, that's...my high school sweetheart, Carol Miller. Until she broke my heart one summer." Mr.Testa Says

"Oh, you mean when Jake Martin the lifeguard took her away on his wave rider, leaving you sobbing on the beach in your little ducky inner tube?" Jerry Says

"I vowed to one day win her back." Mr.Testa Says

"Well that day is today." There's a knock at the door, he smirks, "Come in, Carol." Jerry Says

"What?! She can't see me like this. I... I haven't done a sit-up since the 90's..I'm hideous!, I've gotta get outta here." Mr.Testa Says

He runs towards the back room and drives out the window where Abigail was sitting, everyone in the class stands up to look out the window as Jerry opens the door, which instead is a pizza man.

"Charge it to Mr. Testa, Woo!" Jerry Says, taking the pizza box.

"If only he used his mind for good." Milton Says

SEAFORD HIGH SCHOOL

REC ROOM

The next day at school all the students in geometry class, had to attend gym class. While Jerry and Randy stands on the other side of the small room, Sidney, Milton and Albert was on the other side.

"I can't believe Principal Funderburk canceled geometry class, and is making us take P.E. in this rec room." Sidney Says

"What else can he do? there's no more subs willing to teach a class with Jerry in it." Milton Says

The door opens and Abigail enters in her gym uniform, she sighs and throws her bag on the ground.

"Hey Abigail, I guess the nurse couldn't excuse you from gym huh." Milton Says

"Nope, she said that my aching headache wasn't a good enough reason to get out of gym." Abigail Says

"Hey Abigail you know I'm really good with massage's, I could rub your temple's if you'd like?" Albert Says, putting his arm over her shoulder.

Abigail looks at his shoulder then looks Albert up and down.

"Albert I'm going to give you three seconds to remove your arm..of my shoulder..one.." Abigail Says

"The massage's are really great." Albert Says

"Two.." Abigail Says

"Okay." Albert Says, removing his arm and moves near Sidney.

Abigail walks over to go sit down, as Randy throws a football over towards Sidney.

"Incoming!" Randy Says, as Sidney catches the football and let's out a loud shriek.

"What is it?!" Sidney Asks

"I think it's some kind of a ball." Albert Says

"What do I do?" Sidney Asks

"Throw it back!" Albert Says

"I don't know how." Sidney Says

"Don't be such a wuss, I'll do it." Milton Says, he takes the ball from Sidney and weakly throws it back.

"Whoa!, your arm's like a cannon." Sidney Says

"They're coming over just be cool, act casual." Albert Says, as Jerry and Randy approach.

"Look...because of me, you guys got stuck in the rec room and it's not fair that you have to just sit here.
Pick any sport you want and we'll play it." Jerry Says

Sidney, Milton and Albert all came into a huddle to discuss Jerry's offer.

"I don't like it. What if it's a trick?" Sidney Says

"Don't worry, I got this. Let's do Badminton, the gentleman's game." Milton Says

"Great. We'll serve." Jerry Says

"Okay." Milton Says

Jerry, Randy and their friends walks on the other side of the net as Sidney, Milton and Albert picks up their racquets but they stretch first.

"Uh, what are they doing?" Sidney Asks, as he looks worried.

"I don't know." Albert Says

"Holy Christmas nuts!" Milton Says

All three of them begins screaming as many badminton balls comes flying at them, as Jerry and Randy serves them.

"We've been shuttlecocked!" Sidney Says

WASABI DOJO

Meanwhile at the dojo Jack, Kim and Rudy are getting ready for a ninja movie marathon. Jack sets up the Tv, as Kim brings puts their drinks down.

"Kim, this is gonna be the greatest ninja Marathon ever. I mean, three full days!" Jack Says

"I hear they're gonna break their record for the most ninja attacks per hour." Kim Says

"We are living in a golden age, Kim." Jack Says

"Behold! "The heart stopper"!" He enters carrying a long sub sandwich, "Three feet of bread, eight different meats, pounds of cheese...what are you guys gonna eat?, this is literally the happiest moment of my life." Rudy Says

"Rudy! I need your help!" Ms.Applebaum Says, as Rudy groans.

"The girlfriend. Hey, Munchkin." Rudy greets her

"I am not happy." She enters carrying a baby boy, "I am watching my nephew Booker for the week, and he is a little meanie. He never shows me any affection and today he got kicked out of nursery school for poking another child. I'm gonna say it.
I think he's a...Poker." Ms.Applebaum Says

"That is a sad sad story, thanks for sharing. I'll see ya." Rudy Says, while pushing her away.

"No, wait...Rudy! You and I are gonna spend every moment teaching Booker that the poke is no joke." Ms.Applebaum Says, sternly.

"No, I... uh..." He looks back and forth between the Tv and Bethany, "Uh...I have a better idea. Why don't you leave Booker with us?" Rudy Says

"Why should she do that, Rudy?" Kim Asks, gritting her teeth.

"So I can watch the Marathon...or I could lock the place up and no one can watch it." Rudy Says

Kim and Jack exchanged looks then changed their minds.

"We'll watch the boy, you deserve a break." Jack Says

"Yeah. I think, like, at a spa for three days not a moment less." Kim Says

"And Rudy will pay for everything." Jack Added, as Rudy glared at him.

"Really?" She smiled, "Rudy, are you sure you can handle this?" Ms.Applebaum Asks

"Are you kidding? I teach kids discipline and
respect for a living. Come here." He picks up Booker, who giggles."Yes. Couple of days with uncle Rudy, and his poking will be a thing of the past." He Says

"The Marathon's starting." Kim Says, as she and Jack sat on the couch.

"Thanks, Rudy." Ms.Applebaum Says, then leaned in to kiss him.

"Yeah yeah, kiss kiss bye-bye." He shoved her away, then sat down, "All right. Now you listen to me, little man. Uncle Rudy's gonna watch his ninja Marathon and you're gonna sit there..." He Says, then gets cut off as Booker smacks him in the face.

"Uh okay..." Jack and Kim Says

SEAFORD HIGH SCHOOL

GEOMETRY CLASS

After gym class and a quick visit with the nurse, Sidney, Milton and Albert all made an appointment to speak with Principal Funderburk.

"Listen, Principal Funderburk, I signed up for geometry and I'm not going back to P.E. I still
have a shuttlecock on my shoulder, that the
nurse says is going to require a specialist." Milton Says

"I can't bring back geometry if I can't find a sub to take on Jerry." Funderburk Says

"Well, it's your job to find that person. You're responsible for our education." Milton Says

"Oh, that's the problem with students!, It's always about education. Can't you just be like normal boys
and just try to get some girlfrien...I'll find someone." Funderburk Says

WASABI DOJO

The next day Rudy, Jack and Kim are continuing their Ninja marathon. Kim and Jack looks around and notice Booker isn't around.

"Hey, uh, Rudy, where's Booker?" Jack Asks

"Who?" Rudy Says

"Applebaum's nephew." Kim Says

"Who?" Rudy Says

"The kid we're supposed to be watching." Kim Says

"Oh, him? I'm sure he's fine." Rudy Says

Booker comes out of Rudy's office carrying a stuffed animal, and Rudy looks at him.

"My Lovey! My precious precious Lovey!" He shouted, then looked at Jack and Kim, "I mean,
what is that thing?" Rudy Says

He gets off the couch and takes the stuffed animal away from him, soon Booker starts crying.

"Rudy, we can't watch the marathon with Booker crying. Okay, give him the stupid toy." Kim Says

"Okay. Come on. But be gentle and and don't
squeeze him that hard, okay? It's the only thing
that got me through high sch...kindergarten." Rudy Says

"Mhm." Kim Says

"Come on." Rudy Says, as he sets Booker down on his lap.

"Uh, Rudy you think a ninja marathon is appropriate for Booker?" Kim Asks

"Please, like he's gonna pay any attention to the ninja Marathon. Not when he's got Lovey." Rudy Says

Just as he said that Booker pays attention detail at the Tv and the men fighting in the scene, he giggles at the movie.

SEAFORD HIGH SCHOOL

GEOMETRY CLASS

Abigail walks into the classroom and she sees everyone seated.

"What's going on, is it true Funderburk found us a new sub?" Abigail Asks

"Yeah. I can't believe Funderburk found a sub for geometry. When are these people gonna get it?, I don't come to school to learn." Randy Says

"No really." Abigail Says, rolling her eyes then sits down behind Jerry.

"Don't worry, I'll sink him just like I've sunk all the others." Jerry Says

"Here he comes." Albert Says

The Door opens and we only see the back of the new sub, Jerry's eyes widen.

"Wait a minute, you're our new substitute?" Jerry Says

Milton finished writing his name on the board, then turned to face the classroom.

"They call me Mr. Krupnick, Mr.Martinez please take a seat so we can get started." Milton Says

Jerry does so and sits back down, a few moments later Milton is writing down an equation on the board.

"By dividing the coefficient, you can see that we have an acute angle of...73 degrees, any questions?" Abigail raises her hand, he picks her, "Yes Abigail." Milton Says

"Yeah I have a question, once you divide the co...how in the heck are you a teacher, Milton?" Abigail Asks

"The school constitution states in rule 17-dash-8 that...In an emergency situation, a student with a perfect 5.0 G.P.A. May become a temporary
substitute teacher...until a proper replacement is found." Milton Says

"Yeah! In your delinquent faces!" Sidney Says, as he and Albert stand up, gloating behind Jerry and Randy.

"Booya! Say what?!" Albert Says

Jerry gets to his feet and glares at them, Sidney and Albert stops hollering and sits down.

"Well...you know what I do to subs, right?" Jerry Says

"I know every single one of your moves, for one
your exploding chalk." He opens the desk, chalk explodes out, "Your electrified filing cabinet." Milton Says

He puts on an oven mitt then picks up the stapler on the desk, and walks over to the filing cabinet which sparks electricity.

"Oh, really? Well...say hello to my little fr..." He opens his bag, and it's empty, "Where'd it go?" Jerry Says

"Looking for this?" Milton Says, holding up a sliver object.

"What is that?" Abigail Asks

"My sonic bowel mover." Jerry Says

"Yeah that thing vibrates your colon at 3,000 RPM's." Randy Says, laughing.

"I'm giving a chapter test tomorrow." Milton Says

"Yeah!" Sidney and Albert Says, gloating but stops when Jerry and Randy glares at them again.

"And I think you can pass it, Jerry." Milton Says

"You do?" Jerry Says

"Absolutely, I believe in you." Milton Says, sitting down on the desk but accidentally turning on the bowel mover.

"Wow, Milton. you're the first teacher that actually believed..." He stops as his stomach gurgles, "Uh-oh." Jerry Says

"Do you need to go to the nurse?" Milton Asks

"No, I need to go to the bathroom!, now get out of my way!" Jerry Says, running out of the classroom.

"Jerry what are you doing in the hall during...oh, no.
Run, boy. Run!" Funderburk Says

WASABI DOJO

While Rudy, Jack and Kim are still watching the Ninja movies, Booker slips out of Rudy's lap and starts beating up Lovey.

"No! You animal!" Rudy Says

Rudy rushed over to Booker taking Lovey away from him, he picks up a ripped apart lovey and gasps.

"I told you it wasn't a good idea for him to watch the ninja Marathon. Kids that age are like sponges." Kim Says

"What have I done? I took a little poker and turned him into a trained ninja." Rudy Says

Jack sighs then walks over to Booker and kneels down to him.

"You're not a ninja. Are you, little man?, No, you're
not. No, you're not." Jack Says, in baby talk.

Booker giggles then punches Jack in the face, the little toddler then runs over to the punching dummy and shockingly rips its head off. The dummy's head lands in Jack's lap, his eyes widen.

"We're in big trouble. Oh yes, we are. yes, we are." Jack Says

SEAFORD HIGH SCHOOL

GEOMETRY CLASS

"All right, class, this test will make up 25% of your grade." Milton Says

"I gotta turn the fan on. I feel my pre-test hot flashes coming on." Albert Says, getting up from his seat.

Randy looks over at Abigail who's taking out a pencil from her pencil case.

"Hey Abigail, you have a pencil I could borrow?" Randy Asks

"Randy why is it that you never have a pencil, or paper..or even a book?" Abigail Asks

"Like I said I don't come here to learn." Randy Says

"Yeah we can see that." Abigail Says, throwing him a pencil.

"Jerry, you worried?" Randy Asks

"No. I'm ready." Jerry Says, as Milton turns on his watch.

"You'll have 45 minutes to complete the test. Begin in three, two...one." Milton Says

All of a sudden Milton gets shot at on the forehead by a giant spit ball, everyone in the class looks up.

"Yes!" Jerry Says, then begins writing on his test.

"Jerry!" Milton Says

"Dude, you've been hit by a giant spitball." Jerry Says, chuckling.

"I'm taking you to the Principal's office." Milton Says, walking over towards him and punches his ear.

"Ah! Wait, what? I didn't do anything..ow my ear!." Jerry Says, as Milton drags him out by the ear.

WASABI DOJO

The next day the dojo is a mess, Booker is busy banging and breaking stuff with the Bo-Staff as Kim, Rudy and Jack hides behind the trophy display.

"All right, guys, we have to do something before Ms. Applebaum comes back tomorrow." Jack Says

"I tried to calm him down with a piece of banana.
The last thing I remember is getting hit in the nose
with a flurry of fat little baby legs." Rudy Says

"Okay, look, we've gotta teach this kid that there are consequences to his actions. Jack, you gotta fight him!" Kim Says

"We can't do that. It wouldn't be fair." Jack Says

"It'll be fair if I use this Bo Staff. Jack, let's jump him on three." Rudy Says

"Stop! Wait wait, guys, are you serious?" Jack Says

"Jack, you're a second-degree black belt, but this is the toughest opponent you've ever faced. Now get out there and beat up that baby!" Kim Says

"You're right. I'm not gonna hurt him, but I'll teach
him what it's like when somebody fights back." Jack Says

Jack stands up and walks over to Booker, and looks hesitantly at the young toddler.

"All right, buddy. You've been a good boy, but you just can't go around..." Jack Says

He gets cut off as Booker kicks him in the knee, Rudy and Kim watches from afar as Jack gets beaten up by Booker. The young toddler somehow throws Jack over the trophy display, Jack gets right back up again and Booker beats him up.

"Was it at least close?" Jack Asks, as he's a little dazed.

"What do you need to hear, champ?" Kim Says

SEAFORD HIGH SCHOOL

GEOMETRY CLASS

Milton is busy teaching the geometry class, there's a knock at the door and Funderburk enters carrying a basket.

"Milton, I'd like to present you with this fruit
and muffin basket as a token of our appreciation.
You did something no one else could do, you got Jerry Martinez expelled." Funderburk Says

"What?" Abigail and Milton Says

"Yeah!" Sidney Says, cheering.

"Whoo!" Albert Says

Abigail glares at the two boys and they immediately stops cheering.

"Wait. Jerry was expelled?" Milton Says

"But I shouldn't have been." Jerry Says, entering the classroom.

"Oh!" Funderburk Says

"Milton, I didn't shoot the spitball. Okay? I wasn't afraid to take the test because I took your advice and I studied." Jerry Says, as Albert scoffs.

"Yeah, right. You studied for a geometry test." Albert Says

He starts laughing and soon the entire class starts laughing at Jerry.

"Look, I didn't do it, but I know who did. Milton, this is roughly where you were standing, right?" Jerry Says

"Mm-hmm." Milton Says, nodding his head.

"Allow me." Jerry Says

Milton goes over and sits down in one of the empty seats, Jerry moves the skeleton over where Milton was standing.

"Uh, I don't think Milton's quite that fat." Funderburk Says, then laughs.

"As you can see, this was no ordinary spitball." He holds up the spitball in a plastic bag, "This was a super deluxe saliva-soaked sphere of death with a circumference of 14.4 centimeters." Jerry Says

"You know what circumference is?" Abigail Says

"It's the linear distance around the outside of a circular object." Jerry Says, as Abigail's brows raise in shock.

"I don't even know who you are anymore." Randy Says

"A spitball this size wouldn't fit in a straw. It would take a very unique delivery system. Something like, I don't know...say, Albert's clarinet?" Jerry Says, holding up a clarinet.

Everyone in the classroom gasps, Albert starts nervously laughing.

"That's so fun...are you accusing me? I couldn't have shot it at Milton, because Randy's enormous head would have been in the way. No offense." Albert Says

"None taken. My mother says my head's so big
because I have a massive amount of brains." Randy Says

"As I was saying, this was no ordinary spitball and
it didn't take an ordinary path. This particular spitball made a 90 degree turn...a right angle, if
you will...Before making impact with its target." Jerry Says

"Wait a minute. Hold on." He stands up, "Okay. So you expect us all to believe that it turned in mid-air?
That is one magic spitball." Albert Says

"It's not magic. It's math. You created an external force when you turned on the fan, claiming to have a hot flash." Jerry Says, walking towards the fan.

"I get hot flashes!, when that lunch lady doubles up
on my tuna and calls me big boy." Funderburk Says

"Check this out." Jerry Says

Jerry sits down in Albert's seat and takes out the spit ball, he then toots the clarinet and the ball lands on the skeleton knocking it down.

"That's right, Albert is the spitballer!" Jerry Says

"It was me. It was me!" Albert Says

WASABI DOJO

After cleaning up the dojo and finally putting Booker down for a nap. Jack, Kim and a sad Rudy sits down waiting for Ms.Applebaum.

"This has been the worst three days of my life.
I missed most of the Marathon, I'm gonna lose my girlfriend. And my Lovey's been torn to shreds.
But at least I can still hear his comforting words." Rudy Says, as he hugs the shredded stuffed animal.

"I love...you."

Rudy starts sobbing, Booker wakes up and runs over to him. Jack and Kim steps back.

"Rudy, he's coming for you!" Jack Says

"Play dead!" Kim Says

Jack and Kim goes and runs behind the couch, as Booker walks over to a sad Rudy and gives him a hug which he accepts and kisses Rudy's cheek as his aunt enters the dojo.

"Aw. Look, you did it. You turned a poker into a hugger can I have kisses?" Booker gives her a kiss, she smiles "Oh, my gosh. That is the first time he has ever kissed me, you are a miracle worker. Wait. Oh, were you crying?" Ms.Applebaum Says

"Yes. Because I missed you so much." Rudy Says

"Aw!" Ms.Applebaum Says

"Now you should go. Yeah, uh, go spend some quality time with that little Angel. They grow up so fast." Rudy Says

Ms.Applebaum waves goodbye to Rudy as she and Booker walks out. The three of them looks at the Tv and realizes that they're missing the Marathon.

"Marathon!" They Say

They rush to the couch and jumps on it, Rudy turns on the Tv and the movie had just ended.

"And that concludes our ninja Marathon."

"I can't believe we missed it!" Kim Says

"Due to new regulations concerning programming that involves fighting, this will be the last time we
will ever show the ninja Marathon."

"What?! They can't mean forever." Rudy Says

"And we totally mean forever!"

SEAFORD HIGH SCHOOL

After class ended Milton and Abigail stayed back with Jerry and Funderburk, so they could confront Albert.

"Albert, it was you?...but why? I've never wronged you." Milton Says

"That's the problem. You've never wronged anyone!
You're always so perfect, Perfect grades, amazing
hair and such a ladies' man." Albert Says

"Ladies man well I wouldn't go that far." Abigail Says, chuckling.

"Yeah let's not get crazy." Jerry Says

"It hurts me to say this, Jerry, but your expulsion is cance... It's can...It is can...oh, gosh!, you're back in." Funderburk Says

"Yes!" Jerry Says, as he and Abigail high fived each other.

"Albert, go wait in my office..I'll be there in a minute.
There's a bran muffin that's got my name on it." Funderburk Says, as he takes a muffin out from the basket.

"Jerry, one thing doesn't add up. If you didn't do it, then why did you yell "yes" after I was hit?" Milton Says

"Because I knew the answer to the first question.
PI times radius squared, the area of a circle." Jerry Says

"Wow. You told the truth, and I didn't believe you.
What kind of a teacher am I?, what kind of a friend am I?" Milton Says

"A great one. You believed in me and got me to study. Nobody's ever done that before." Jerry Says, as Abigail cleared her throat.

"Um..I did." Abigail Says

"Oh yeah right you did my bad," Jerry chuckles, Abigail rolls her eyes and sits down.

"But I got you kicked out of school. Being a teacher is too much pressure, I just wanna be a student again.
Even if it means going back to P.E. class." Milton Says

"Whoa whoa whoa whoa! I cannot go back to wearing shorts!, I've got my mom's legs." Sidney Says

"Hold on. Principal Funderburk, I promise I'm
gonna retire the sub sinker forever." Jerry Says

"Well, I guess I could teach geometry for now, let me grab the attendance folder." Funderburk Says

"Uh..." Jerry Says

"You know there is nothing more rewarding than..." He touches the cabinet, and gets electrocuted, "Ah! Wow!" Funderburk Says, then passes out.

WASABI DOJO

Later on that day Rudy and Bethany are in the dojo watching an old movie.

"I love these old comedies." Rudy Says

"I know, right? There's nothing like a good old-fashioned pie fight." Ms.Applebaum Says

"So you gave Booker back to your sister, huh?" Rudy Asks

"Oh, no. He's here." Ms.Applebaum Says

"What?! What do you mean, "he's here"?, what if he saw this?" Rudy Says

"So he saw a pie fight. What harm could come from that?" Ms.Applebaum Says

Booker walks out of Rudy's office and throws a pie at his face, and Ms.Applebaum let's out a laugh.