WASABI DOJO

Everyone is at the dojo ready for practice, Jack breathes in and out preparing himself.

"Okay, Jack, you've mastered this move now focus on a spot and kick through it!" Jack Sidekicks the vending machine, He digs inside "I got my nacho nuggets." Rudy Says

"Guys, you're not gonna believe it. My dad and a whole bunch of my family are coming to watch me in the tournament this Saturday. I'm gonna train extra hard. My dad's never seen me fight before, Except this one time at the petting zoo. This goose ate one of my flip-flops. It was on, yo! It was all "honk." and I was like Ah! was all "honk. And I was all Ah! And it was all "honk."and I was all Ah!" Jerry Says

SEAFORD HIGH SCHOOL

Jack and Abigail are in the hallway talking near her locker, Jerry walks down the hallway towards them.

"What's up?" Jerry Says

"Um aren't you supposed to be in detention?" Abigail Says

"Yeah, I blew it off I'm sparing with Eddie. Do you know where he is?" Jerry Says

"He said if he was going to spar with you he needed to go to the library first." Jack Says

"Why would he do that?" Jerry Asks

Eddie enters the hallway wearing books that's taped to his body.

"Okay. Let's do this quick that book alarm went crazy when I walked out." Eddie Says

"Wow. Jerry, a human sparring dummy this will be the first you hit the books." Abigail Says Patting his shoulder

Jack laughs a bit, Jerry starts lightly punching Eddie and he begins laughing.

"You hit like my grandmother." Eddie Says

"Oh That's It." Jerry Says

He begins hitting Eddie hard now, he throws some kicks at him as well as he cries in pain. Jack and Abigail breaks it up.

"Woah Easy Easy Jerry." Abigail Says

"Man, you hit him right in "the grapes of wrath." Jack Says

"Yeah, I know, man. I'm gonna be in sick shape for the tournament Saturday. I'm ready I'm focused. And nothing can distract me from" A Pretty Blonde Walks Pass them"... Yo, what it do, girl?" Jerry Says

Abigail stops him from walking away and pulls him back by the collar, the door opens and Vice Principal Slugman walks out.

"What's going on here?" Slugman Says

"I'm out." Eddie Runs Away

"Oh, Martinez! I've been looking all over for you. You were supposed to be in detention." Slugman Says

"Yeah yeah yeah I had to blow it off, I'm in training, but just put it on my tab." Jerry Says

"Let's go, you, come on." Slugman Says

"Okay, okay, I'm sorry, Vice principal slugman. It won't happen again." Jerry Says

"Really? You mean that?" Slugman Asks

"What do you need to hear, buddy?" Jerry Says

"Come on." Slugman Says

CLASSROOM

Slugman drags Jerry back to detention, Everyone in the room lights up.

"Jerry!" They Say

"What's up, my peeps?"

Over By the desk, a teacher is asleep as some of the students cover her in toilet paper.

"Yo Yo get her to stop snoring, Tony, drop a beat real quick." Jerry Says

Tony turns on some music and everyone in the classroom starts dancing, Jerry starts shuffling.

FALFEL PHILS

Rudy speed walks over to Phil's.

"Hey, Rudy, my friend. How can I make your mouth happy today?" Phil Says

"Phil, your stupid goat has been relieving herself In front of my dojo." Rudy Says

"Great. It means she like you. She leave you a gift of her muflafla." Phil Says

"I don't want her muflafla." Rudy Says

"You'll get along fine when you look after her this weekend." Phil Says

"What? Forget it. I'm not babysitting your goat." Rudy Says

"Ha ha ha ha ha! Ha! You forget the favor that I did for you?" Phil Says

FLASHBACK

Rudy and Phil are laying down in hospital bed next to each other.

"Phil, I'll never forget this favor you did for me." Rudy Says

"It's no biggie, Rudy your gall bladder not working, so I give you one of mine." Phil Says

"You know you only have one gall bladder, right?" Rudy Says

"No, that's not how it works, right? Everything comes in pairs." Rudy Shakes his Head No."Hey. Hey, Rudy, You think I can have my gall bladder back—" Phil Says

"Sorry Kind of attached to it." Rudy Says

"Nurse!" Phil Says

FALAFEL PHILS

"Fine. I'll take tootsie, whatever." Rudy Says

"Tootsie, Uncle Rudy's going to have party of slumber for you." Phil Says

"You take one vital organ from a guy and you never hear the end of it." Rudy Says

Phil opens the kitchen doors and tootsie walks out the restaurant, Rudy looks at Phil annoyed.

WASABI DOJO

Abigail is in the dojo stretching, Jerry walks from the bathroom dressed in his training outfit.

"Abigail I'm glad you here I need your help." Jerry Says

"I'm not gonna help you throw water balloons off the roof again my parents just ungrounded me." Abigail Says

"No No I need you to help me practice some of my moves." Jerry Says

"Why not ask Jack or Kim?" Abigail Says

"Because besides Jack your one of my favorites to train with, plus your the 3rd best student here so..would you help me?" Jerry Says

"Sure why not." Abigail Says

"Alright let's go." Jerry Says

Jerry and Abigail bow to each other then take their fighting stands, Abigail throws some kicks and punches but he blocks them. She throws another kick at him but he dodges it, Jerry throws some kicks and punches at her and she dodges them but he does a spinning back kick and Abigail moves back.

"Whoa! Jerry, you are pumped for this tournament." Abigail Says

"I wanna make my dad proud, I'm even on this special training diet hold this." Jerry Grabs A Cup

"-Oh no Jerry Please, tell me you're not..." Abigail Says

"Yes, I am." Jerry Says Cracking The egg and eating the egg shell

Inside Rudy's office there's noise going on, Jerry and Abigail looks confused.

"Yo What's that noise?" Jerry Asks

"I don't know do you think Rudy's trying to squeeze into his skinny jeans again?" Abigail Says

"I Hope not that's a three-man job." Jerry Says

The dojo doors opens and it's Rudy he's wearing his super tight skinny jeans.

"Oh my god." Abigail Says

"What's going on, fools?" Rudy Says

"Wow! Rudy Your butt looks like they shrink-wrapped a couple of cantaloupes." Abigail Says

"Thank you, Um what's going on in my office?" Rudy Says

"We don't know we thought you were in there." Jerry Says

"Oh no, tootsie!"

He Runs inside his office, Tootsie is eating some of the garbage on the floor as the office is destroyed.

"No! Bad goat. Bad goat!" A Phone Rings "I think she ate my phone, Hello Hello Whoever's calling, you're in a goat." Rudy Says

SEAFORD HIGH SCHOOL

CAFETERIA

The Wasabi gang are all sitting around the table.

"What's this thing holding your books together?" Kim Asks

"I got banned from using my backpack by my orthopedist." Milton Says

"Orthopedist? What are you, 80?" Kim Says

"Man, this thing's crazy. It's like a big giant rubber band for your books." Jack Says

"Or a big giant slingshot, For these pucks Yo, five bucks says I can nail Larry right in his blowhole." Jerry Says

"Go for it." Eddie Says

"Come on." Jack Says

"Not with that angle of trajectory you can't. It's simple physics. Force equals mass times acceleration." He Takes The Band Back and puts it over his feet"All right, so... You just have to stretch it. Don't stretch it too far until you align it."

Milton pulls the puck back and launches it across the room, it lands and knocks a teachers wig off.

"Ahhhh!" She Says

"Holy Christmas nuts!" Milton Says

"What happened to your head?" Slugman Asks

"I've been de-wigged!" She Says

"Who is responsible for this?" Slugman Asks

Everyone puts their heads down and goes back to eating, Milton caves in and stands up.

"I am." Milton Says

"You? You're the poster boy for good behavior." Slugman Says

"Milton didn't do it I did." Jerry Says

"Jerry What are you doing?" Abigail Asks

"He can't handle heat like this. I got it. I'll report to detention or as I like to call it, Club Jerry." He Says

"You are headed for maximum-security- lockdown detention. With Captain coburn see you on Saturday." Slugman Says

"No no no. Saturday's actually not gonna work for me. I've got a karate tournament." Jerry Says

"You should have thought of that. Before you hair-jacked miss Davis." Slugman Says

SEAFORD HIGH SCHOOL

Jerry, Milton, Abigail and Jack decided to go with Jerry to detention on Saturday.

"Jerry, your family's gonna see you in this tournament. I have a plan." Jack Says

"Dude, you heard what slugman said this isn't regular detention. It's maximum-security- lockdown detention." Jerry Says

"No, man, this guy coburn, He's never seen you before. I'll say I'm you, do the time and you can go to the tournament." Jack Says

"Hmm Not bad." Abigail Says

"That might work."

"Yeah." Jack Says

"Room 214 I've heard about this place." He Sniffs The Door "You can smell the stink of delinquency." Milton Says

"That's not delinquency." Jerry Says

"Ew." Abigail Says

Abigail and Milton steps aside as Jack knocks on the door, the eyehole opens its Coburn.

"Martinez." Coburn Says

"Yep, that's me." Jack Says

They hear a bunch of locks unlock on the door, it finally unlocks and Coburn steps outside.

"The de-wigger you have quite a rap sheet. you stuffed a meat loaf into Tommy ward's trombone."Jerry laughs and Abigail slaps his arm "And you spread atomic glue on the toilet seat in the faculty lounge." Coburn Says

"Yeah yeah yeah! I remember that one that was my best one. Mr. Harper walked around with the seat on his butt for three days....Really, Jerry, really?" He Says

"This way, Martinez." Coburn Says Escorting hun inside

"Camarones a la plancha!" Jerry Says

WASABI DOJO

Inside The Dojo Rudy's phone is still inside of Tootsie, He's answering a call.

"Uh-huh, yeah. No, I gotta go, ma. No, I gotta go. I'm hanging up my goat now. - Bye-bye."

He walks over to the vending machine and purchases a snack but it get stuck.

"Come on. Come on, lousy machine. Come on. Daddy needs his nuggets. Come on!" He Shakes The Machine, He then jumps on it and it falls on top of him "Really? This is how I'm gonna go? I don't believe it. I'm too young to die. I'm too young... Holy smokes. Chili whoppers come with free tattoos? And I'm never gonna get one!"

Tootsie walks over to Rudy, She surprisingly lifts the machine off of Rudy saving him.

"Tootsie. You saved my life, you beautiful beautiful goat. I gotta call my mom back and tell her all about you." She Throws His Phone Up. "Thanks. I'll just use the phone in my office." Rudy says

Later On, Jack, Eddie, Kim and Abigail are thinking of a plan to just jerry out of detention.

"Captain coburn is focused on one thing and one thing only: Kids breaking out. What he's not expecting is someone breaking in." Jack Says

"Okay, you guys make the switch... one Jerry for another." Abigail Says

"Whoa..Where are we going to find another Jerry?" Eddie Ask

Jack looks over as Milton comes from the bathroom he's dressed as Jerry.

"Whoooo! Who ordered the swag, yo?" Milton Asks

"Wow! That's pretty good." Eddie Says

"Yeah But are you guys sure he's ready?" Abigail Asks

"Let's find out. Kim, pretend to be an attractive girl, okay?" Jack Says As Kim Rolls her Eyes

"Okay, I'll try, but I don't know. If a heinous troll like me could pull it off." Kim Says

"Show her what you got, Jerry." Jack Says

"A little cologne." He Sprays Some, He Shuffles over to Kim "Yo, 'sup, girl? What it do?" Milton Says

"Your cologne makes my eyes burn is what it do." Kim Says

"All right, listen, mamacita, You want a nice hot slice of Jerry pie or not?" Milton Asks

"What are you talking about?" Kim Says

"Sorry, let me slow down. Forgot I was talking to a blonde." Milton Says

"That's it!" Kim Says

Abigail, Jack and Eddie backs Kim off of Milton as she's attacking him.

"Whoa whoa whoa!" They Say

"Jesus Kim Cálmate!" Abigail Says

Kim breathes in and nods her head slowly, they all look at Milton.

"He's ready!" Jack & Eddie Says

SEAFORD HIGH SCHOOL

DETENTION

Jerry is sitting in the back of the classroom bored, Coburn is at his desk and a student raises his hand.

"Can I go to the bathroom?" Randy Asks

"- No!" Coburn Says

"But I really have to go." Randy Says

"You weren't thinking about peeing when you pulled the fire alarm, Were you, punk?" Coburn Says

"Actually, when the sprinklers went off, I kind of..." Randy Says

"Shut it!" There's a Knock on the door and he answers it "Can I help you?"

"I was told to report for detention." Kim Says

Coburn unlocks the locks on the door and opens it, Kim walks in.

"I'm a little late. I had to steal a bus to get down here." Kim Says

"You stole a bus. Who are you?" Coburn Asks

"I'm a whole lotta trouble." Kim Says

"Lets see. I don't think I have a "whole lotta."

As Coburn reads the names on the attendance sheet, The vent opens and its Milton. Jack, Eddie and Abigail are up above lowering him down into the classroom as Jerry sneaks out.

"I have a Karen. I have a Carol. I have a regindra. I have a doll. A Jerry, A Randy. I have a Debbie. And a Timmy. Sorry, if you're not on the list, you're not getting in. That's the policy." Coburn Says

"Play it your way. I'll just go down to the pet store and teach the parrots bad words." Kim Says

"You're trouble, whole lotta. A whole lotta trouble, whole lotta." Coburn Says

WASABI DOJO

Phil enters the Dojo as Rudy is petting Tootsie.

"Tootsie, daddy's home." Phil Says

"Hey, Phil, I wasn't expecting you till tomorrow." Rudy Says

"I came back early. I miss my tootsie. Where is she?" Phil Says

"She's... she's not here." Rudy Says

"What are you talking? She's right there." Phil Says

"Phil, we need to talk. I never thought I would hear myself say these words, But I have developed some very strong feelings for your goat." Rudy Says

"Okay." Phil Says

"She saved my life. I can't just give her back. I won't." Rudy Says

"And you've discussed this? Is this what she wants?" Phil Asks

"She doesn't know what she wants. She's just a crazy mixed-up kid." Rudy Says

"Okay okay. Well, then there's only one thing left for
us to do, We leave her alone and let her heart decide." Phil Says

He and Rudy both nods and walks to other sides of the mat.

"Come here, tootsie baby.Tootsie baby, come here. Who's your daddy? Who's your daddy, tootsie?" Phil Says

"You know you wanna come over here. I take such good care of you. You know I love you." Rudy Says Then Tootsie walks over to him

"Okay okay. I guess you've made up your mind. I Hope you two have a nice life together." Phil Says

"I think he took that really well." Rudy Says

"Oh My God!" Phil Sobs

"Or maybe not." Rudy Says

"My heart has come out!" Phil Says

SEAFORD HIGH SCHOOL

DETENTION

"After my commander got shot in the leg, I put him on my back and let him ride me into battle. Like a horse." Coburn Says

"What's up, Martinez? You look a little different." Randy Says

"Hit puberty, yo. Sprouted some new pit hair." He Lifts his arm to reveal his pits "Check it." Milton Says

"Wait a minute." Randy Rips off the fake arm pit hair

"Ow!" Milton Says

"This isn't real pit hair, and you're not Jerry. You're that nerd Milton. Hey, guys, fresh nerd meat." Randy Said

"What? You don't need your boys, we can work this out ourselves. Okay, fine, I'm a nerd. The nerd who masterminded the only escape. From maximum security lockdown detention." Milton Says

"You're right. How'd you do it? Laundry cart? Bribe somebody? Dig a tunnel?" Randy Asked

"No, man, we went up." Milton Says

"Spaceship." Randy Said

FALAFEL PHILS

Phil is at the register there's a picture of him and tootsie, he's wearing all black and crying as Rudy enters.

"What's with the get-up?" Rudy Asks

"This is traditional hahmah mourning garb, we wear it when we are grieving the loss of a goat that we loved." Phil Says

"Okay. Can I get a number 4 with some baba ganoush poppers?" Rudy Asks

Phil walks towards the kitchen door and opens it slightly.

"Number 4 with baba ganoush popper." Phil Says

"And some pickled carrots." Rudy Says

"And some pickled carrot For 15¢ extra, You can supersize your drink....Why, tootsie?" Phil Says Sobbing

"Phil, I think you should have tootsie back." Rudy Says

"Huh? It's the right thing to do. She belongs with you. Could I just have a moment to say goodbye?" Rudy Says

"Yes, of course. You're fired, Phyllis Tootsie's back." Phil Says

"We didn't stand a chance, tootsie. No, you let me get this out. Of all the karate joints in all the world, You pooped in front of mine, But you also pooped on my heart. I have a picture of us. I want you to have it. Let it be a reminder of... Or you could just eat it Sure, that works." Rudy Says

SEAFORD HIGH SCHOOL

DETENTION

"Tony, you don't have to cut gym just show up with two left shoes and tell coach you have to sit out. 'Cause you're waiting on a foot transplant...Next." Milton Says

"Hey, all you kids sitting back here. Listening to his every word, I wouldn't put much stock in it. He's sitting here in detention. How smart can that be?" Coburn Says

"Smart enough to outsmart you." Milton Says

"In 32 years of business, No one has ever outsmarted me. Think about that, punk." Coburn Says

"Okay, two thoughts occur... One: You have what looks like a wad of pepperoni in your mustache. And two: This punk just outsmarted you." He Takes Off The Wig "I'm not Jerry Martinez I'm Milton krupnick. That's right. I busted him out." He Says

"What? No kid has ever escaped from my detention. My perfect record was all I had. That and the love of my sweet labradoodle Irene. Oh yeah, and the wife." Coburn Says

"Listen, Harvey, maybe nobody has to know about this. What do you mean? Everyone will keep their yaps shut, right, fellas?" Milton Says

"Yeah." They Say

"If you make some changes around here." Milton Says

"Changes? What kind of changes?" Coburn Asks

Milton comes up with an idea and Coburn eventually agrees, Later on everyone in the classroom is having fun, dancing and listening to music.

"You know, Milton, I should fix you up with this girl whole lotta. She's trouble, but I think you'd like her
Randy, don't even think about it." Coburn Says

WASABI DOJO

It's The Karate Tournament, Jack, Eddie, Kim and Rudy are on the sidelines along with Jerry's Family and Abigail's family.

"We Love you Abby!" Mr.Fernandez Says

"Good luck out there Abigail, be careful Mija." Mrs.Fernandez Says

"Okay Mom & Dad." Abigail Says

"Bow." Abigail and Her Opponent does "Fight!" He Says

Abigail and Her opponent take their fighting stance and squares off, She charges at Abigail but she dodges her attacks. Abigail side kicks her and gains a point, She then flips Abigail onto her back and punching her gaining a point as well. Abigail starts to get frustrated, She looks over at her mom then focuses her attention back onto her opponent. Abigail charges at the girl, she delivers a nice spinning kick onto her opponent gaining the final point and winning.

"Winner!" He Said

"I Won! I Won!" Abigail Says

The Referee walks over to her giving her a new orange belt, Abigail shakes her opponent's hand and walks over to her friends.

"Abigail You just earned your Orange belt how do you feel?" Rudy Asks

"Honestly I'm excited, I kinda blacked out from all the fighting." Abigail Says

"You Okay?" Kim Asked

"Oh yeah totally I'm a freaking orange belt Whoo!" Abigail Says

"Come on guys it's time for Jerry." Jack Said

Jerry's Family starts chanting his name, Abigail looks around and doesn't see him.

"Where did Jerry go? His whole family's here and he's up next." Jack Says

"I'll go talk to him." Abigail Says

"Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!"

Outside Jerry is pacing back and forth, Abigail walks over to him.

"Dude what are you doing? Your whole family's waiting." Abigail Says

"Abigail, I was so excited about my family coming to watch me. That I didn't think how they would feel about me if I lost." Jerry Says

"Jerry they don't care if you win, they're here because they love you always remember that." Abigail Says

"Thanks, Abigail." Jerry Says As they hug

"No Problem Hey, I got something for you maybe it'll help you or something." She Digs inside her Gi "It's a picture of us at your first tournament, I want you to have it. Let it be a reminder" He Eats It.
"...Or you could just eat it Sure, that works." Abigail Says

"Sorry, Abigail, I'm a nervous eater. I'll see ya." Jerry Says

He runs back inside the dojo with Abigail following behind him, Everyone cheers.

"Bow! Ready? Fight!" He Says

Jerry and his opponent squares off, He charges at the boy but he grabs his arm and flips Jerry onto his back.

"Ay, papi!" Jerry Says

"Winner!" He Says

Jerry looks disappointed but his family Cheers for him, Jerry's Abuela clothesline his opponent as the entire family walks over to support him.

"Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!"

FALAFEL PHILS

Rudy walks to Phils he's wearing a trench coat and carrying a radio.

"Tootsie!" Rudy Says

He Tuns on the radio and a song starts playing, Tootsie turns around and walks away.

"I see it in your face. The look in your eyes. You just can't look away. No matter how I try. You turn me inside out when I need you I'll never I'll never be the same Oh no no..."