WASABI DOJO

After School the gang headed over to the dojo, Abigail and Jack are sparing for a moment as the others look on, Rudy comes in and joins them.

"Sorry I'm late, everyone, but I've g big news. I've been studying acting. At the even you can act academy. Turns out even I can act my teacher is Dan lament, Former star of "beach patrol." Rudy Says

"I loved "beach patrol." They had loretta the talking dolphin." Eddie Says

"That dolphin's all attitude. Talk to the fin 'cause the blowhole ain't listening." Kim Says

"Dan lamont's class is very exclusive, you have to go through an incredibly rigorous selection process."

"By "rigorous" you mean the free lesson coupon. Stuck under your windshield wiper?"Abigail Says

"For your information, Dan himself told me. He thinks I have real talent. Here, let me show you guys an exercise we learned today in class. It's called improv." Rudy Says

"- Improv?" Eddie Says

"That's right. No script, no problem just me alone, pulling it out of my own brain." Rudy Says

"You'll be pulling it out of somewhere." Kim Says As Abigail Chuckles

"Jack, be my scene partner." Rudy Says

"Not gonna happen, Rudy. Acting is really not my thing." Jack Says

"Don't worry. Just let my talent drive the train. Okay, here's The Scene We're in a... We're in a minimart. And you're the clerk and I'm... "ze"king of France." Rudy Says

"Would you care for a candy bar? They're king-sized." Jack Says As Everyone Laughs

"Oui oui." Rudy Says

"Sorry, you can't do that here, Bathroom's broken. If you have to go wee wee, You gotta hold it till you get back to your own throne." Jack Says As Everyone laughs again

"And scene. I said "and scene." That means The Scene is over. You guys, he didn't even do an accent. It's not funny if you don't do an accent!" Rudy Says Then leaves the dojo

FALAFEL PHILS

"To be honest with you, I just started acting..are you sure you wanna be my manager?" Rudy Asks

"I'll say it again. I wanna be in the Rudy business I mean, dude, in that scene, I... I really thought you were the king of France." Jerry Says

"I really took you there, huh?" Rudy Says

"Took me there? Under the eiffel towerg. Wearing a beret and eating smelly cheese. Rudy, I wanna be your people." Jerry Says

"I can't believe this I have people." Rudy Says

CLASSROOM

Kim, Milton and Eddie are in Home- Ec. They ready for their grades on the cakes they baked.

"Quiet down, quiet down, everybody. Now as you know, the cake you've baked. Will determine your final home ec grade." Mr. Pedesta Says

"You know what I always say... another day, another "a." Milton Says

"You know what I always say... You can't spell "eddie" without "d"s." He Says

Milton and Kim furrow's their brows at him then shrugs.

"My gold fork and I will commence the walk of taste. That's odd. Sponge cake does not contain actual sponge. - "d-"Mr. Pedesta Says

"Passed! Up top." Eddie Says

Mr. Pedesta walks over to Kim's cake and eats a piece of it. "Hmm. Dry, bland and unappetizing."

"Really? As unappetizing as you sunbathing, In your bicycle shorts when you were supposed to be at an assembly?" Kim Says

"a+". Mr. Krupnick." Mr. Pedesta Says

"Mr. Pedesta, sir, What you're about to taste is not just a piece of cake; It's a piece of my heart." Milton Says

"Students like you are why I got into education and gave up mexican wrestling." Mr. Pedesta Says

He takes a bite from Milton cake, he starts to grimace at the taste of it and heads over to the bathroom.

"It looks like he's gonna need that sponge after all." Eddie Says then runs into the bathroom

HALLWAY

Abigail is by her locker, she's talking to some girls on the pep squad, Jerry is running through the hallway looking for her.

"All right girls I'll see you later." Abigail Says

"Abigail." Jerry Says

Abigail puts on her back pack and walks away, but Jerry catches up to her.

"Abigail...Abigail! Wait!" Jerry Says

"What Jerry?" Abigail Says

"I've been looking for you, I need to ask you something?" Jerry Says

"Okay Shoot." Abigail Says

"So you know that I'm gonna be Rudy's manger, but I realized I'm going to need some more help...so I was wondering if you would like to Rudy's assistant." Jerry Says

"Let me get this straight, you want me to be a slave to Rudy?" Abigail Says

"Well no when you put it like that, I need you to help me because I know your a put together person. You make plans and schedule things, your good at the stuff plus your the only person I wanted for this Job." Jerry Says

"Really?" Abigail Says

"Yes and No, I asked Milton, Kim and Eddie and they all said no but I knew you would definitely do it." Jerry Says

"Jerry I do-" Abigail Says

"Pleaseee." Jerry Says

"Fine, I'll be Rudy's assistant." Abigail Says

"Whoo!, thanks Abigail." Jerry Says

WASABI DOJO

Rudy is posing for his headshots, there's a photographer taking his pictures then Jack walks in.

"Uh, Rudy, what's going on?" Jack Asks

"Jack, I'm very busy working on my acting career. This is what they call in the biz having my headshot." Rudy Says

"Is it cool if I worked out? I'm really close to nailing a new bo staff routine." Jack Says

"Fine, If you insist on doing karate in this dojo, Do it over there. All right, Lou, Once we start, I want you to capture the many moods of the man I like to call rud-ay." Rudy Says

He goes over and turns on the radio, Jack is practicing his Bo-Staff routine. Rudy does some over the top dramatic and funny poses for Lou, Jack swings his Bo-Staff around but it slips out his hand and knocks over Lou's equipment.

"Jack, what did you do? I was in the middle of the forbidden pose." Rudy Says

"I'll tell you what he did, He threw his stick at my camera and broke it. You are gonna get a bill from me, Rudy." Lou Says

"I'm sorry It was an accident." Jack Says

"And I'll let you in on a little secret... The forbidden pose is forbidden for a reason." Lou Says Then leaves

"I can't believe this, why would you do that?" Rudy Asks

"The bo staff just flew out of my hands." Jack Says

The dojo doors open, Jerry who's dressed in a all black suit and a blue tooth headset, Abigail who's wearing a grey blouse with a black blazer on top and, a plaid black skirt with low heel pumps.

"Rudy! Guess whose manager got their superstar an audition." Jerry Says

"What's the part? I'll do anything, Even swimsuit work if it's tasteful. Who am I kidding? It doesn't have to be tasteful." Rudy Says

"You're auditioning to be ponegranate man, he's a cape-wearing fruit, but with attitude." Abigail Says

"That I can play." Rudy Says

"You're gonna kill it. I hope you get it, man." Jack Says

"Thanks, Jack." Rudy Says

"Yo, pomegranate man has to know martial arts. So I convinced the director to come here tomorrow to show him what you can do." Jerry Says

"This is all happening so fast." Rudy Says

"Man's a star." Jerry Says

FALAFEL PHILS

Milton and Eddie are at Phil's, He's still upset over the bad grade he got.

"My life is over." Milton Says

"Don't you think you're overreacting?"

"I certainly do not. Without that "a," that means I've lost my perfect g.P.A., Which means I'll never become a thoracic surgeon i'll go into a career tailspin. And end up selling shoes at a ladies' sneaker outlet. I can't touch other people's feet. I can't even touch my own." Milton Says As Kim Enters

"All right, Milton, I talked to Mr. Pedesta in the nurse's office and in-between barfs, He told me you can retake the cake test." Kim Says

"This is awesome. I'm gonna make a new cake and it's gonna be perfect. When pedesta tries it, it'll caress the inside of his mouth. With the most sweet succulent moist..." Milton Says

"He's gonna taste it, Milton, not make out with it." Kim Says

CLASSROOM

Eddie and Kim are helping out Milton with his cake project.

"It's a good thing we're helping Milton, If he doesn't get the "a" this time, He's going to flip out." Eddie Says

"I think that flip ship has already sailed. He stayed up all night watching that angry English chef on the food channel." Kim Says

Milton Enters wearing a chefs shirt. "All righty-o! Let's get to cooking. Oh come on! You call yourself a chef? This looks like it belongs in the loo." Milton Says

"Is that good?" Eddie Asks

"Give me your apron." Eddie Throws it in his face. "Now get out." Milton Says

"Milton!" Kim Says

"Sift your flour! Sift it, sift it, sift it!" Milton Says As Kim Slowly Sift the flower

WASABI DOJO

Rudy is in the dojo going over his lines.

"I am pomegranate man, I Am pomegranate man! I am pomegranate man!" Rudy Says

"Rudy, you've gotta calm down." Jack Says

"I can't calm down, there's so many ways to say things." Rudy Says

"Look, you can't freak out, this is a huge opportunity. If you need me, I'll be right next to you, okay." Jack Says

The dojo doors opens and it's Jerry and Abigail bringing in the director of the commercial.

"You're gonna love this guy. Rudy, this is Terrence, your director and this is Jack." Jerry Says

"What's up, man." Jack Says Shaking his hand

"What's up, Jack? So, Rudy, you ready for this?" Terrance Says

"I was born Rudy... uh, ready." Rudy Says

"Okay, this is pomegranate pow." He's Holding up the drink. "It's a healthy drink that helps kids perform at their best. So take a drink from the bottle, Then say, "now I'm ready to take on the midday drowsies" And then show me your best karate moves." Terrance Says

"Let's do this." Rudy Says

"And action." Terrance Says

"I'm sorry what do you need me to do?" Rudy Asks

"Show him what you can do, Rudy." Abigail Says

"Oh no no, I... I got this." He Takes a sip. "Ahh! Now I'm ready to take on the midday drowsies!" He tosses the drink to Abigail who catches it, He shows off some karate moves. "Hoo-yaaahhhhh!" Rudy Says

"Great work, we'll be in touch." Terrance Says as he begins to leave

"Hey hey, wait. He's got so much more, So much more. Believe me. Hey, Rudy, do that move you invented... The scissor roll out dragon tail kick that'll shut him up." Jack Says

"Right. I will now demonstrate. The scissor roll out dragon tail kick. That'll shut you up." Rudy Says

Rudy tries to do the scissor roll out dragon kick but he instead just stood there confused, Abigail, Jack and Jerry began to worry.

"Pretty cool, huh? He did it so fast, you couldn't even see it." Abigail Says

"Jack, I can't remember the move." Rudy Says

"Rudy, it's so simple. Just do as I do, okay?" Jack Says

"Okay Ready?" Rudy Asks

"Yeah. Now I'm ready to take on the midday drowsies!" Jack Says

Jack performs the scissor roll out dragon kick perfectly, it leaves Terrance and his team impressed.

"Stop! Audition's over. - Jack, you got the part." Terrance Says

"What?!" Rudy & Jack Says

"You were sensational i'll see you on set, pomegranate man." Terrance Says Then leaves

"Rudy I'm sorry you didn't get the part and you worked so hard." Abigail Says

"Aw, Rudy babe, That director's an idiot you are perfect for this role. Jack babe, the director's a genius! You are perfect for this role." Jerry Says As Abigail and Rudy looks at him

Later on Jerry and Jack comes back into the dojo but it's dark. "Why are the lights off in here?" Jack Says As Rudy begins slow clapping

"Bravo Look who just walked in, If it isn't Hollywood's new "it" boy." Rudy Says

"Rudy, why are you sitting alone in the dark?" Jack Asks

"It's only dark because you turned off my star was it burning a little too bright for you?" Rudy Says

"Rudy, I was trying to help you." Jack Says

"How? By stealing my career?" Rudy Says

"What career? I've had zits that lasted longer than your career." Jack Says

"Ha ha! Zits... that is fresh and funny." Jerry Says

"Stop sucking up, Jerry yesterday you told me I was fresh and funny." Rudy Says

"Yesterday, Rudy. yesterday." Jerry Says

"You always have to be the star, Jack. That's why you sabotaged my improv exercise, ruined my photo shoot and took the role. That I was born to play... pomegranate guy." Rudy Says

"- Man." Jerry Says

"Man!" Rudy Says

"Rudy, I don't even wanna be in that dumb commercial." Jack Says

"Good, because I forbid you from taking it." Rudy Says

Jack Slowly turns back around. "Excuse me? You know what? Now I'm gonna do that commercial. And if you have a problem with it, Talk to my people!

"I don't believe it. You stole my people!" Rudy Says

SOUNDSTAGE

Jerry and Jack arrives at the set, jacks wearing his costume for the shoot.

"How do you feel, Jack?" Jerry Asks

"I feel like a guy this ripped shouldn't have to come here, sitting in your bike basket." Jack Says

"All right...Let's go over the concept. The whole city is being brought down. By a big dark cloud called the midday drowsies." Terrance Says

"Right, then I fly in and defeat the drowsies with my signature pomegranate pow." Jack Says

"Okay, now it's time for you to meet your mortal enemy... The drowsies." Terrance Says

A guy and a girl walks over to Jerry and Jack, he's wearing his drowsies costume and turns out its Rudy.

"Hello, pomegranate guy" Rudy Says

"Man." Abigail Says

"Man!" Rudy Says

"Rudy what are you doing here?" Jerry Asks

"Well thanks to my new agent Abigail she was lucky enough to get me another audition." Rudy Says

"What?!" Jerry & Jack Says

"That's right boys, I'm an agent now." Abigail Says

Jerry pulls Abigail aside for a moment, they leave Jack and Rudy alone as they stare at each other angrily.

"Jerry what?" Abigail Says

"Abigail how could you, we're supposed to be parents for crying out loud your my assistant." Jerry Says

"Was your assistant now I'm helping out Rudy." Abigail Says

"Why?" Jerry Asks

"Because I didn't like the way you just dumped him like that for Jack, that was very un cool." Abigail Says

Jerry puts his arm around her shoulder. "Abby babe when you've been in the business as long as I have you gotta understand that it's just business nothing personal."

"Oh please me you haven't even been an agent for let alone a week." Abigail Says

"Well Neither have you." Jerry Says

"So." Abigail Says

"Look all I'm trying to say is, Jacks the star of this commercial okay hey Rudy is just a background character that's all, besides I'm hungry you mind grabbing me a sandwich." Jerry Says As Abigail rolls her eyes and slaps his arm off of her.

SEAFORD HIGH SCHOOL

Kim is in Home Ec class, she slaps down the flour and begins rolling it out.

"Hey, I think I'm getting the hang of this what do you think?" Kim Asks

"Oh, come on! I think you should crawl back to whatever slop kitchen you oozed out of." Milton Says

"You know" She Throws her apron at him. "Eddie and I were trying to help you, Milton, But you're being a real jerk. Good luck." Kim Says

"Kim, wait. I never got anything other than "a"s before. It's driving me crazy that I can't do something as easy as baking a cake, but I shouldn't take it out on my friends." Milton Says

"Or become some crazy English chef who spits all over people." Kim Says

"I'm sorry. Milton, you can figure this out. I mean, you rock in all your other subjects... History, geometry, chemistry you even take honors lunch." Kim Says

"That's it... chemistry! I just have to look at baking. As a series of chemical reactions." Milton Says

Throughout the day Milton and Kim uses some of the chemistry equipment to help with the baking process, Eddie comes back and helps them out but
Finally Milton finally finishes baking his cake.

"It's alive! It's alive! With flavor." Milton Says

SOUNDSTAGE

Some of the crew members are setting up Jack and Rudy in harness for their commercial.

"I can't believe you're the drowsies." Jack Says

"Don't be afraid, Jack. I'll try not to overshadow you." Rudy Says

"Kind of hard to be afraid of someone wearing a cloud tutu." Jack Says

"It's called wardrobe, and I look amazing. Wait, are you wearing makeup?" Rudy Says

"Yeah, I'm the star of the commercial. Of course I'm wearing makeup." Jack Says

"I didn't get any makeup." Rudy Says

"All right, let's do this. Bring 'em up." Terrance Says
As Rudy & Jack rises in the air

"I want makeup!" Rudy Says

SEAFORD HIGH SCHOOL

"Thanks for coming in on a Saturday, Mr. Pedesta." Milton Says

"I'll have you know I'm not happy about being late for my spin class, Let's do this" He Sniffs The Cake. "Smells delicious let's take a closer look." Mr.Padesta  Says

"There are a lot of chemicals in there, Milton are you sure it's safe?" Eddie Asks

"100 %. The phosphorus atoms draw negative ions. And the sucrose atoms are all positive. So everything's fine as long as the cake doesn't come in contact with any precious metal." Milton Says

"Uh, like say golden fork?" Kim Says

Mr.Padesta takes out his big golden fork and takes a piece out of the cake but it explodes.

"Nooooo! So... What do you think? Pretty moist, huh?" Milton Asks

SOUNDSTAGE

"Pomegranate pow, Take one." Terrance Says

"Wake up, tired people. I am pomegranate man, Here to bring pomegranate pow to the entire city." Jack Says

"Cut cut cut! Who was that? Ring ring. Who is it? Oh, it's Jack phoning it in." Rudy Says

"Okay, nobody directs anybody on this set but me." Terrance Says

"You're right, t-bone. Jump on in here try to get a performance out of him, 'cause he's giving me nothing." Rudy Says

"Back to one, everybody!" Terrance Says

"Back to one, everybody!" Rudy Says

"And action." Terrance Says

"Wake up, tired people. I am pomegranate man, - Here to bring pomegranate pow to the entire city."Jack Says

"Cue music! And battle scene."'Jack and Rudy begins "Fighting" In the air. "And pomegranate pow!" Terrance Says As Jack Kicks Rudy away

"Get pomegranate pow and say goodbye to the drowsies." Rudy comes back into frame. "What are you doing? You're not supposed to come back." Jack Says

"Well, maybe getting rid of the drowsies isn't. As easy as you thought, pomegranate man." Rudy Says

Rudy shoves Jack back and this time they begin actually fighting in the air, while everyone else looks on confused.

"That's uh... that's not in the script." Terrance Says

Jack and Rudy throws several kicks and punches at each other but they block them. Rudy goes to hit Jack again but the cable on his harness snaps and he dangles knocking stuff down.

"Rudy!" Abigail Says Then Jack catches him

"Yah! Jack, you saved me." Rudy Says

"Of course. I'd never let you fall." Jack Says

"Guys, Jack's cable isn't strong enough to hold the both of you." Terrance Says

"Jack, let Rudy go. You've got more good earning years ahead of you." Jerry Says Then Abigail thumps him on the back of his head

"Jack, let me go it's the only way you can save yourself." Rudy Says

"I'm not gonna do that." Jack Says

"It's okay. I've lived. I've seen things... things like Canada and a cow with a birthmark shaped like another cow." Rudy Says

"Forget it, Rudy I'm not letting go." Jack Says

"Jack, I insist you let me go." Rudy Says

"Okay, if that's how you want it." Jack Says

"What?!" Jack puts him down, they land safely on a platform. "Jack, Jack, I'm sorry I was being a jerk
dude, you saved my life." Rudy Says

"You know I only did this commercial 'cause you said I couldn't." Jack Says

"I had no right to do that and now that I've had a taste of this acting thing, I think I'm through with it." Jack Says

"Yeah, it's not as glamorous as it seems between you and me, I'm sporting a major harness wedgie." Jack Says

The crew members help Rudy and Jack down, Jerry and Abigail hugs them while Terrance looks furious.

"Look what you two have done. Oh, you've ruined my commercial! You're fired!" Terrance Says As Jerry, Abigail and Jack leaves

"Putting the whole little disaster thing aside, What did you think of my acting chops? - 'cause I could go a different way." Rudy Says

"Rudy!" They Say and he walks away

WASABI DOJO

The whole gang is in the dojo, Kim and Eddie tells them about Milton's grade which he's very upset about.

"Milton, it's only a "d." Kim Says

"This is a feeling I've never experienced before, But you know what? I did my best and that's all anybody can ask. Milton krupnick can't bake a cake. So what? Get over it, world." He Says

"That's great. So you're gonna stop obsessing about your grades and start having more fun?" Kim Asks

"Sure am. Jerry, what do you do for fun?" Milton Asks

"You asked the right guy. Okay, see, what you do is you take a mannequin, right? You put her in a shopping cart and you roll her down to the beach. Then you tape a piece of bologna to her head. And watch the seagulls dive-bomb her skull, what do you think? I think..." Jerry Says

"I'm gonna go and study at the library." Milton Says

"Oh no no no." Kim & Abigail Says

"I got some bologna at my house. Let's go." Eddie Says