SEAFORD MALL PARKING LOT

Everyone was seated in Rudy's car patiently waiting, Jack sat in the passenger seat upfront with Rudy while Kim, Abigail, Eddie and Milton sat in the back.

"What is taking Jerry so long? We're going to miss the movie." Eddie Says

"Wait we're going to see a movie? You guys told me we were going to get pizza." Kim Says

"Yeah what up with the lies dudes?" Abigail Asks

"That's because if we told you two we were going to see, "Secret Agent Moose" you wouldn't have wanted to go." Jack Says

"That's because it's about a Secret..Agent... Moose!" Kim Says

"A secret agent moose what's not to love." Milton Says

"You guys have horrible taste in movies." Abigail Says

Jerry finally arrived and danced his way over to the car.

"Where have you been?" Eddie Asks

"Check out my necklace." He held his necklace up proudly "Yeah I got it from one of those crane machines. That's a moon rock bro. From the moon." Jerry Says

"Jerry You believe that rock's from the moon?" Abigail Asks

"What you think they fill those arcade crane machines with junk?." Jerry Says

"Your lucky your cute." Abigail Says

"Oh great," He groaned "Now I'm boxed in by a car full of bald dudes. Jerry, tell me how much room I have." Rudy Says

Jerry walks out of sight, he's now near the trunk of the car "Ah, come on back Rudy, you've got plenty of room. Little more... Little more...a little..." The sounds of a loud crash is heard and it makes everyone jump. "That's good."

"Okay that was not my fault." He defended followed up by the sound of car doors opening "Oh great, now they're getting out." He grabs Jacks shoulder "They look like Shaolin Warriors." Rudy Says

"Yeah your right." Jack Says looking out the rear view mirror

"Where'd they go?" Rudy Asks

"What are Shaolin Warriors?" Eddie Asks

Right as he asked about four bald men dressed in bright orange Gi's jumped on the car, causing everyone to scream out in horror.

"Those are Shaolin Warriors." Rudy Says

WASABI DOJO

Everyone is back at the dojo and Rudy welcomed the Shaolin warriors to the dojo hopefully to clear things over and avoid trouble. He handed one of the warriors his drivers license.

"This picture on your driver's license does not look like you." He Says

"Well I just wanted to look good for the picture, so I got a few highlights in my hair." Rudy Says

"Oh..." He laughs and looks back at his fellow warriors and starts speaking foreign language, they all laugh

"I hope we did not startle you when we jumped on your car."

"Oh, no we get it, as a Shaolin Warrior you're conditioned to react to the vibrations in your environment." Kim Says

"That and we thought mister highlights was going to pull a smash and dash." He Says

"Oh don't worry it's not the first time he's done that." Abigail Says

"You guys are the greatest martial artist that ever lived." He Bowed "Your discipline, dedication, and focus, are legendary." Jack Says

"I must say you have a very beautiful dojo." Second guy complimented

"Would you like us to give you a quick demonstration?" Rudy Asks

"Oh, we'd be honored." The first guy said

The Shaolin warriors backed up so they could get some room, Jack, Kim, Abigail and Jerry all lined up and one by one all performed their routines with such ease and ending it with a "Wasabi!"

"Very impressive! If you would like maybe sometime you could come to our temple and train with us. Perhaps this weekend?" He Offered

"Heck yeah." Abigail Says

"We'd love to." Kim Says

"That would be awesome." Jack Says

"Now, hold on... I've got a lot on my plate, let me check the old sched..." He pulls out a paper "Mm, got a date with Carol Friday night, I can move that to Wednesday. And then bounce Donna to Thursday... The twins... the twins... what am I gonna do with the twins?" Rudy Says

"Rudy, that's a pizza menu." Jerry Says

"Okay, I'm in." Rudy Says

SHAOLIN TEMPLE

They all arrived at the temple and it was truly a beautiful place, they got a quick view of the warriors doing one of their impressive nunchuck routine.

"This is officially the coolest place I've ever been." Jack Says

"We get that a lot." One of the warriors says

The two warriors take them over to an area where a small fire is lit "We knew this was our home when we broke ground with a pickaxe, and sparked the eternal flame that's burned ever since."

"What happens if it rains?" Milton Asks

"Still burns." He Says

"Well, what about strong winds?" Milton Asks

"Still burns." He Says

"How about if it were to be..." Milton Says

"What are not getting about still burns?" He Says

Jerry laughs and pulls Abigail aside, she looks at him questioningly and raises a brow.

"What are you laughing about?" Abigail Asks

"Yo Abigail, I'm feeling a little gassy, I wonder what would happen if I..." Jerry Says

"Don't even think about it Jerry." Abigail Says

"Oh right, yeah I'll save up for a really big one." Jerry Says As Abigail shakes her head

"Our Grand Master meditates here alone every night." The other warrior explained "When the light of the moon, dances upon the peacocks tear." Everyone shared confused looks "Around 9 ish."

The group splits up and one of the Shaolin warriors continues the tour, leading Jack, Kim and Rudy over to where another warrior is training.

"That is Zang Lu. Guardian of the temple, and next in line behind the Grand Master to control its destiny. By willing his mind a Shaolin Warrior, can make his body withstand any force that comes against it." He Says

Zang Lu takes a huge breath then breaks two boards with his fist, then breaks another two with his elbows.

"Dude that was incredible." Jack Says

"You should consider yourselves lucky...Very rarely do we allow outsiders within our sacred walls." Zang Lu Says

"Well we're not really outsiders home-slice." He picks up a broken board "In fact you're looking at a couple of black belts right here. So if you think about it we're all part of the same martial arts fam..." He tries breaking the board with his knee but it doesn't break "Wow, that's a thick piece of wood." Rudy Says

"Zang Lu, you are to train these students in the Shaolin way."

"Unfortunately I do not have the time." Zang Lu Says

"It is a request from the Grand Master."

"Very well. Follow me." Zang Lu Says

Zang Lu leads Jack and Kim over to another side of the temple where there's a long path of bricks.

"We call this, the path of fire. These tiles are heated by the same natural gas that fuels the eternal flame." He pours a liquid on the path and it sizzles "The path of fire challenges us... to block out pain, and increase our discipline." Zang Lu Says

"And one time we used it to make a really big pancake." He joked

Zang Lu took a big breath and walked across the sizzling path, without letting the burning sensation affect him.

"I got this. I've got just as much discipline as anyone else. I mean not to mention the fact that women can handle ten times more... Ah! Sweet cheese that is hot!" Kim Says

"Let me show you how a man does it Kim." He takes a quick exhale, then walks on the path "See? Mind over matter..I'm feeling absolutely no pain..." Jack Says

"Dude your feet are on fire." Kim Says

"My feet are on what now?" Jack Says

"Fire." Kim Says

Jack looks at his feet which are indeed sizzling, he screams "Fire! My feet are on fire!" He puts his feet in the nearby bucket of water

"So uh, that's how a man does it Jack?" Kim laughs

"Not funny Kim, I just barbequed my piggy's." Jim Says

Meanwhile on the other side side of the temple, Jerry, Abigail and Milton walks into a meditation room.

"Why are you eating that cabbage?" Abigail Asks

"Gassing up my tank I want to be ready for my alone time with that eternal flame." Jerry Smiles

"Hey This is the silent meditation room. I heard some of these guys haven't spoken in twenty years." Milton Says

"Dude, you couldn't shut up for twenty seconds." Jerry Says

"Oh yeah, watch this." Milton Says

Milton sits down and crosses his legs next to another warrior, so does Jerry and Abigail. They all close their eyes and Milton sighs.

"Oh here we go. You ever get that thing where you close your eyes, and you see the lights, and shapes, moving around on the inside of your eyelids? Because I'm getting that right now." The Warrior opens his eyes and looks at him "It happens because your optic nerves are spazzing from the deprivation of stimuli. That's what some people say. The Egyptians believed that there was a Demon living inside your..." Milton Says

"Enough!" He Shouted, everyone gasps

"Oh dear." Abigail Says

"Oh, oh, oh! Dude you are so busted." Jerry Says

"No I am not!" He Says

"Oh! Did it again." Jerry Says

"We've got a talker." Milton Says

"Right here." Abigail Says

Two more warriors comes inside the room to excuse the man that talked, they escorted him out.

"He would not shut up! He would not shut up!"

Everyone met up again, The Shaolin Warriors decided to perform a really impressive routine for them as they sat and watched, when they were done they all gave them a round of applause.

"And now... in honor of your visit, we have prepared a special demonstration of our Shaolin skills." He Says

The demonstration included Zang Lu crouching down so two man could sit on each of his thighs while a third man jumped up to stand on his shoulders.

"Jerry, can you believe how strong..." He looked over and the chair was empty "Jerry? Hey, where's Jerry?" Jack Asks

"He said he was "ready to blow", then left." Eddie Says

"The flame!" Abigail Says

"Jerry! No!" Jack Says, he ran over to the flame pit

But Jack couldn't stop Jerry in time he was cut off by a huge fart explosion, sending him and Jerry flying and he lands on top of Zang Lu and the other warriors.

"You! We open our home to you and your friends and you dishonor us?" Zang Lu Says

Jerry looks up and starts laughing "Yo, I'm not even a little bit sorry, that was awesome!"

"You and your friends must leave." Zang Lu Says

A loud gong is heard and all the warriors bow as the Grand Master enters.

"My apologies for disturbing you Grand Master Po." Zang Lu Says

"A great power has entered the temple." Grand Master Po Says

"Right back at you Po." Rudy Smiled

"He is here to fulfill... The prophecy." Grand Master Po Says

"What prophecy?" Eddie Asks

"It has been foretold, that a dark cloud would threaten our temple. But, that a great warrior would arrive to save it."

"That warrior is here." They all gasping, he then points over to Jack and Jerry "You!" Grand Master Po Says

"Me?" Jack Says

"Yes, you! what is your friends' name?" Grand Master Po Asks

"Ah, that's Jerry." Jack Says

Grand Master Po pushes Jack aside and walks over to Jerry "Jerry! You are The Chosen One." He Says

"What?" Abigail Says

"Nah. No, no." Rudy Says

"Uh, I think Grand Master eyebrows needs a nap." Jerry Says

"Surely you are mistaken Grand Master. This boy cannot be him." Zang Lu Says

"There is a way to be certain, Grand Master. We must see if he possess the three diamond mark of The Chosen One."

Grand Master Po turns Jerry around and pulls down his shirt, revealing the three diamond mark on the back of his neck.

"Diamond. Diamond. Diamond! Jackpot! We have a winner!" Grand Master Po Says

Later everyone was sitting around discussing about what just happened with The Grand Master Po and Jerry.

"You guys believe Jerry's The Chosen One?" Eddie Asks

"Please, Jerry's not The Chosen One even he's not dumb enough to believe that." Abigail Says

"Abigail I know he's your boyfriend and all, but I think your over estimating his intelligence." Kim Says

Right as Kim said that music is heard and they see Jerry dressed in a Orange Gi, being carried in on a palanquin by the other warriors.

"Chosen One in the house, yo!" Jerry Says

"Okay, you know this is ridiculous I have to tell them Jerry's not The Chosen One. Can I say something?" Rudy Says

"Of course you found him, which means...you are the enlightened one." Grand Master Po Says

"Jerry is The Chosen One and you heard the Grand Poobah, I am not too shabby myself." Rudy Says

They all rise to their feet as another warrior approaches them with robes. "Here are fine silk robes... for the friends of The Chosen One."

"Oh sweet." Jack Says

"Thank you." Abigail Says

"You know, maybe we can stay a little bit longer Um, I'm gonna need this in a petite hun." Kim Says

"Gather around everyone... it is time for me to teach you the way of the swag." Jerry Says

"Oh... I'm sorry, what is "the way of the swag"?" A Shaolin Warrior Asked

"Check it chi..." Jerry Snaps his fingers and music plays, he starts dancing then the fellow warriors follows behind him

Later that evening Jerry is enjoying himself a bubble bath, he looks between the bushes and see's Zang Lu and a man in a suit over by the flame, He lights the pit again.

"Tomorrow at 9:00, we will extinguish two flames." Zang Lu Says

The man nods then leaves, Zang Lu walks away and Jerry speaks up. "Yo Zang Lu, what's up with the flame?"

"Nothing to concern yourself with." Zang Lu Says

"Okay well, I'm off to my meeting with the Grand Master. Yeah, today we're going to share secret mystical powers with each other. He's going to teach me to use meditation to travel through time." Jerry Says

"And what could you possibly teach him?" Zang Lu Asks

"How to freak people out by flipping your eyelids inside out. See ya." Jerry Says

He steps out the bath and walks away, Zang Lu looks down and see's Jerry's necklace he left behind. He picks it up and sees that the necklace left a diamond mark on the towel. The next day everyone was relaxing in the main area of the temple, Eddie and Milton were sipping ice tea, Jack, Kim and Abigail were meditating while Rudy was getting a massage.

"Take it easy you, I am enlightened." Rudy Says

Zang Lu rings the gong "Everyone! Everyone, I have summoned you to tell you... Jerry is a liar. He is not The Chosen One."

"Uh, hello." Jerry Says

He pulls down the Gi and shows the three diamond birthmark, Zang Lu walks over to him and rubs it off with a napkin.

"It was never a birthmark, it was a mark caused by his cheap necklace." Zang Lu Says

"You have deceived us, you and your friends... Are banished from this temple, forever!" Grand Master Po Says

All the Shaolin Warriors grabs the kids and starts escorting them out.

"You heard him, get out! Can you believe these kids? Hey Po, what do you say we grab a quick spritz before dinner." The Escort him out "What? Me too, really?" Rudy Says

WASABI DOJO

Everyone arrives back at the dojo pissed off, they drop their stuff and starts unpacking.

"I have never been so embarrassed a whole temple of Shaolin Warriors is unfairly questioning my integrity.Did you guys see these sweet towels I took?" Rudy Says

"Really." Abigail Says

"What? They expect you to take them." Rudy Says

"I'm telling you that guy Zang Lu had it out for me." Jerry Says

"Well maybe it's because you misled everybody and made them think you were the grand high mystic exalted one." Kim Says

"Hey, I only believed it because that Chinese Santa Claus said I was. He was all like, "oh, you are The Chosen One". I think Zang Lu liked that the fact I saw him turn off the eternal flame." Jerry Says

"What are you talking about? That flame has been burning for over a hundred years." Milton Says

"Well, he and some other dude shut it off. Then I heard Zang Lu say something about extinguishing two flames at 9:00." Jerry Says

"Wait, isn't 9:00 when the Grand Master meditates alone?" Eddie Says

"It is. Yo, what about the prophecy about a dark cloud threatening the temple?" Jerry Says

"What are you saying?" Rudy Asks

"I'm saying what if Zang Lu is the dark cloud?.
Yo, we gotta go back!" Jerry Says

"Jerry! Let it go, okay, you're not The Chosen One and we're not going back we were banished." Abigail Says

"I don't have to be The Chosen One to have a gut feeling something's wrong. And if you guys don't want to come with me... I'll go by myself." Jerry Says

"So you're going back to a place you're not welcome, to face a hundred of the fiercest martial arts Warriors in the world! By yourself?" Jack Says

"Yes. Yes, I am." Jerry Says then leaves

SHAOLIN TEMPLE

After deciding they couldn't let Jerry do this on his own they went forward with his plan to save the grand master. They are back in the temple and they come out of hiding.

"I cannot believe we shaved our heads for this." Kim Says

"I cannot believe your head is shaped like a lemon." Milton Says, Kim gave him a pointed look

"Jack, you okay?" Abigail Asks

"I don't know how to say this but...My hair was my best friend." Jack Says rubbing his head crying

"Listen, we just have to blend in and get past those guys. Okay, then we can split up and warn Grand Master Po." Jerry Says

They all start walking but gets cut off by a Shaolin Warrior "Excuse me, where are you coming from?"

"Um...where the soul of the sacred tiger...meets the spirit of the half moon." Milton Says

"I do not know what that means." He Says

"We went to the movies." Abigail Says

"Oh." He Says

He extends his arm out welcoming them in, they all split up. Over by the flame Grand Master Po is mediating and Jerry runs over to warn him.

"Oh, Grand Master!" Jerry Says

"Jerry? Why are you here?, You have been banished." Grand Master Po Says

"No, look... Zang Lu's planning something, I think you are in danger." Jerry Says

"Impossible. He has vowed to protect me and the temple." Grand Master Po Says

"Sadly, a vow I must break." Zang Lu Says, he's holding a staff

"What is the meaning of this?" Grand Master Po Asks

"This temple sits on a mountain of natural gas, worth millions. Once you are gone, I will be in control. And will sell it to collect a fortune." Zang Lu Says

"But you are a Shaolin Warrior!" Grand Master Po Says

"The ways of the Shaolin are over and soon, you will be too." Zang Lu Says

"Oh, real brave take out the old man with the staff." Jerry Says

"You're right." He drops the staff "I don't need it." Zang Lu Says then punched the grand master in the stomach sending him back

"That's it, I may not be The Chosen One, but I have chosen to be the one that..." Zang Lu kicks him in the Chest "Oh! O-oh! Not cool man I wasn't finished." Jerry Says

Zang Lu starts fighting with Jerry, he tries his best to fight off against the warrior but he couldn't and Zang Lu throws him over by Grand Master Po.

"Give me your hand." Grand Master Po Says

Jerry lends his hand out to Grand Master Po, the masters hand shines a bright light and gives some of his power to Jerry. He stands up and channels his inner energy, Zang Lu starts kicking at Jerry which he blocks every attempt. The group overheard loud noises coming from over where the flame is and they see Jerry taking on Zang Lu, who he then delivers a impressive bicycle kick defeating him.

"Jerry, how did you do that?" Abigail Asks

"You just defeated the fiercest warrior in the entire temple." Jack Says

"He gave me..." Jerry Says

"I gave you, what you gave me friendship. You came back. Risking your life to save mine." Grand Master Po Says

"I didn't come back alone." Jerry Says

"Now I understand why I felt such power. When the Wasabi Warriors are together... There is no greater power." Grand Master Po Says

"He's right guys, bring it in! You too Grand Master." Rudy Says

They put their hands together and chants "Wasabi!"

Moments later they were all getting ready to leave but Jerry wanted to speak with The Grand Master.

"Well Grand Master Po, maybe we'll come back and visit you sometime." Jerry Says

"You and your friends are always welcome here Jerry." Grand Master Po Says

Jerry and The Master bows then he walks along the path of fire.

"Oh whoa, whoa!" They Say

"Jerry what are you doing?" Kim Asks

"Dude You just walked over tiles that were 600 degrees, without flinching." Abigail Says

"Maybe I am The Chosen One." Jerry Says

He walks away from everyone then let's out a loud scream, they all shake their heads.

"Nope." Jack Says