WASABI DOJO

Everyone is stretching preparing themselves for today's practice, The dojo doors opens and it's Jerry.

"Guys, huge problem... Kelsey vargas, The coolest girl in school, is on her way down here." Jerry Says

"Don't panic, We've trained for this. - Guys, bust out the emergency deodorant." Jack Says

"Yeah." Milton & Eddie Says As Kim & Abigail roll their eyes

"I don't need deodorant." Jerry Says

"Hate to break it to ya...yes you do" Abigail Says

"She's Right Jerry we all need deodorant, we're teenage boys,our bodies are a smorgasbord of smells." Milton Says As He Sprays on deodorant

"I don't take any chances, I'm wearing a necklace of air fresheners right now.", Eddie Pulls out the air fresheners while Kim, Abigail and Jerry looks at him weirdly, "This week I'm alpine meadow." He Says

"I told Kelsey I was a martial arts expert and the youngest Sensei in history." Jerry Says

"Jerry." Rudy Says As He Hands him a helmet

"Oh, Rudy Kelsey's on her way, Dude, please hook me up with that black belt." Jerry Says

"You can't have this belt. It's a symbol of hard work, honor and respect." Rudy Says

"Well, then why do you use it to walk your dog?" Jack Asks

"That was one time and it was an emergency. I had a pug with the squirts and new white carpet. Look, can we stop talking and get to sparring, please? Jerry, you're up against Abigail, Milton and Kim you're with me, Eddie, you're with Jack." Rudy Says

"Jack?", Eddie looks over at Jack who does some impressive karate moves which terrifies him, "Uh, hold on my phone's vibrating. You know, I hate to be that guy, but... hello?" Eddie Says As he takes out his wallet

"You mean the guy that pretends his wallet is a phone" Jack Says

"Please, shh! Can you hear me now?" Eddie Says As He walks away and Jack rolls his eyes

"Come on, guys, let's go." Rudy Says

Abigail and Jerry are about to spar then Kelsey Walks into the Dojo.

"Hi, Jerry." Kelsey Says

"Kelsey, what a surprise." Jerry Says As Abigail rolls her eyes

"So these are your students that fear and respect you?" Kelsey Says

"Yes, we are I'm about to fear and respect the living grits out of him right now." Abigail Says

"Oh no, not my grits, I'm gonna need my grits.

Abigail Twist Jerry's arm flipping him onto his back, Everyone is impressed, Jerry quickly stands up he's a little out of it.

"Yeah, I'd say you've got that move down pretty well. Oh, you guys take a five, Kelsey and I are gonna get a froyo. Oh, come on, Kelsey." Jerry Says As Kelsey Lends her arm out but instead Jerry puts his arm around Rudy then they leave.

SEAFORD HIGH SCHOOL

Jack, Kim, Eddie and Abigail are sitting down under the stairs as Jerry angrily walks down them.

"Hey, thanks a lot, Abigail you cost me a date with the coolest girl in school." Jerry Says

"What are you gonna do, Sensei, throw me out of the dojo" Abigail Says As Kim smiles a little

"Abigail, in the future, let's respect Jerry enough. Not to embarrass him he's lying to."

"Thank you, Jack. It's called decency, Abigail" Jerry Says

Suddenly The hear someone playing the horn, the sound gets closer and it's Milton dressed like a king and everyone starts laughing at him in the hallway.

"All hail miltonius, The newly-crowned king of narnia!" Milton Says

"See, Milton, this is the reason you had to go to spring formal with the biolab skeleton." Jack Says

"I'll have you know that bonita is an excellent dancer." Milton Says

"Hey, I know what's going on It's that time of year when all the dorks come out to play swords and magic in the park." Eddie Says

"Or if it rains, we use the bingo hall at the senior center we tear it up." Milton Says

"Hi, Jerry." Kelsey Says

"Hey, Kelsey I was just talking to this kid I've never seen before. I don't even know his name. Right, Milton Really, Jerry" He Says As he sits next to Abigail

"Guys, big news this year you all are gonna participate in the battle with me." Milton Says

"What happened to all your other friends? You know, the ones that throw up whenever Abigail and I try to talk to them" Kim Says

"Well, this year things are a little complicated. Francis has a bassoon recital, Jeffrey is a finalist in the mathlympics and Louis got grounded for teaching his cockatiel bad words." Milton Says

"Dude, we're not gonna be a part of your nerd fest." Jerry Says

"Very funny, Jerry. Nerd fest is in Minneapolis in October." Milton Says

"See, Milton, a bunch of dudes in tights, running around the woods beating each other senseless with foam swords... it's just not our thing."

"Well, it's my thing and I wanna share this moment with my best friends That's you guys." Milton Says

"I don't know I just quit the cello and threw out my panda bear backpack, I'm just starting to get cool." Eddie Says

"Come on, just give it a chance, Soon you'll know the exhilaration of bounding down a hill, Cape aflutter, to slay a half-elf with a foam rubber axe. Are you with me? All for one and one for...", He Looks Around and notices that they left, "Gah! I probably lost 'em at "cape aflutter." Milton Says

WASABI DOJO

Rudy is putting away some equipment, Milton paces back and forth while he's still upset from earlier.

"I can't believe my own friends bailed on me." Milton Says

"I don't know... running around the woods, Beating other dudes senseless with foam swords... That just sounds like a good time to me." Rudy Says

"I even rented them costumes and everything." Milton Says

"You know what I love stuff like this." Rudy Says

"Are you saying you'll go into battle with me?" Milton Says

"It would be an honor, my lord." Rudy Says Then Bows

"Wow, you may be the only real friend I have.", Milton Grabs a bo-staff.,"With this bo staff I dub thee Rudy, my faithful squire." Milton Says

" I can't believe it. I'm a squire! I'm a squire! I'm a squire!" Rudy Says Excitedly

PARK

Rudy and Milton are in the woods, Rudy carry's a large backpack.

"You know, I don't think this squirey thing is for me." Rudy Says

"This Turkey leg isn't gonna salt itself." Milton Says

Rudy Takes out some salt and pours some on the turkey leg for Milton.

"Dang it, I left my grape juice in the porta-peeper. What are you waiting for Go get it." Milton Says

Rudy struggles to step over the log again then ends up falling over.

"Aah! Uh!" Rudy Says

"It's so hard to find good squires these days." Milton Says

MALL COURT YARD

Jerry is happily dancing on his way to the dojo, while Kim, Jack, Abigail and Eddie exits the dojo.

"Oh, guys, check it out I smoothed everything out with Kelsey, I promised I would never lie to her again, And I got a date with her this afternoon." Jerry Says

"Yeah!" Jack Says

"The kid is back in the game Whoo!" Jerry Says

"Nerd alert." Eddie Says

"Greetings. We are the dark knights, Warriors known for being brave and ferocious and...—"

"Ferocious? Sidney, you cried in science when your fruit fly died." Abigail Says

"That fruit fly left behind , babies. Milton said he put together a band of loyal warriors. That will finally capture our grail and defeat us. Huh, like that's going to happen. Ha ha ha haaaa haaa haa." Sidney Says

"Dude dude dude. That evil laugh is so not working." Jack Says

"Thanks, Benny. You told me it was intimidating." Sidney Says Then He and his friends leave

"Whoa Guys, Milton called us his loyal warriors. Now he's gonna be out there all alone against a flock of dweebs hopped up on honeybuns." Jack Says

"Uh, Jack, are you saying we should go to the park and help him? Because, uh, I... I can't. My aunt Charlotte... Yeah, she's coming in from Charlotte. And we're gonna gowatch "charlotte's Web." Wow, I am not good at lying." Kim Says

"Look, Milton's always been there for us, Jerry, what about the time where you tried to get Kelsey jealous. By making her think you were dating a cheerleader
Who helped you out" Jack Says As Jerry Thinks

FLASHBACK

Kelsey Is walking in the hallway and sees Jerry talking to a blonde cheerleader. She turns away and Jerry smiles while Milton high fives him.

END OF FLASHBACK

"Wow, you're right He was there for me. Did you know that Brian donnelly actually asked him out?  Ugh." Jerry Says

"Eddie, what about you? You hate going to visit your Nana." Jack Says

"That's because she always wants to do things to my hair." Eddie Says

"But who always goes with you?" Jack Says As Eddie Thinks

FLASHBACK

"I love it. I'm gonna rock this new look." Milton Says As He whips his braided hair back and forth, He looks over at Eddie who smiles, Milton looks away and Eddie shakes his head.

END OF FLASHBACK

"Sometimes I think Nana loves him more than me. And I'm okay with that." Eddie Says

"Abigail what about you, who's always there when you need help babysitting your younger brother and Sister" Jack Says As Abigail Thinks

FLASHBACK

Abigail and Milton are covered in paint and stickers as her younger brother George and younger sister Camila, paints them.

"I'm sorry Milton, I understand if you never wanna do this again" Abigail Says

"Are you kidding, I can't believe I'm actually being used as a canvas I don't mind..paint kids paint" Milton Says

"Yay!" Camila & George Says

END OF FLASHBACK

"Yeah he's really great with them, my mom and dad are so impressed they want to adopt him" Abigail Says

"And, Kim, what about that time. At the st. Patrick's day concert when you lost your voice? Who got you through that?" Jack Says

FLASHBACK

Kim is lip syncing while behind the curtain Milton sings into the microphone.

♪ no more st. Patrick's day she'll keep ♪ ♪ her color can't be seen ♪ ♪ for there's a cruel law ♪ ♪ against the wearin' of the green. ♪.

As the song comes to and end everyone applauses

END OF FLASHBACK

"Guys, I think you know what we have to do." Jack Says

Moments Later, Jack and Eddie comes back but Jack's dressed as a knight and Eddie and Elf.

"Seriously? Is this really what we have to do" Eddie Says

"Yes, it is." Jack Says

Then Kim, Jerry and Abigail comes back outside, Jerry is dressed as a Scottish patriot, Kim is dressed as a princess and Abigail is dressed as a fairy.

"Come on, let's go to the park." Jerry Says Lamely

"I don't get it. Why do I have to be the princess" Kim Says

"I am not swapping" Eddie Says

"I don't know about you guys but I really like my costume, I feel cute" Abigail Says Happily

They all walk away, Jerry stops at a table where an elderly woman is eating.

"Hey, lady, eyes up here, okay..oh, these sexy legs are a curse." Jerry Says

PARK

They walk throughout the woods, they all seem tired already.

"I can't take this anymore. It's hot, my feet are k!ll!ng me. And these elf ears are starting to get sweaty."Eddie Says Then takes off an elf ear and squeezes it releasing sweat.

"You don't get to complain, We could have stayed on the path to the battlefield, But no, you knew a shortcut through the woods, This is not a shortcut, Eddie!" Jack Says

"Relax I'm an explorer scout I was trained to navigate by the stars." Eddie Says

"Oh, I can help you see the stars." Kim Says But Jack and Abigail Stops her

"Hey hey." Jack Says

"Come on, guys, we have to focus, Gnomes battle starts in a half-hour." Abigail Says

"Hey, it's a groundhog Hey Well, you're a cute little fella, aren't you How are you doing? How are you doing?" Jerry Says As he approaches the animal

"That's not a groundhog, Jerry. That's a porcupine. - I wouldn't get too close to it either." Jack Says

"Uh, thank you, Jack, But I think I know the difference. Between a groundhog and a porcupine, okay, Hey, are you looking for your mommy or something, cutie no no?.", Suddenly The porcupine releases it's Quills on Jerry's face, "This dumb groundhog thinks he's a porcupine Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go over there." Jerry Says He walks away then screams

Meanwhile Milton and Rudy reaches the battlefield

"So, where is this big loyal army you've been bragging about?" Sidney Asks

"Yeah, man. Where are they?" He Asks

"I got this, your highness. Yeah, we may be outnumbered, But my king has the heart of a lion. And I have the speed of a... a... You know, those animals with the pointy ears And they're really fast?

"A gazelle." Sidney Says

"Yeah. No no. They're skinny and they don't really run so much as... As just bound. And they kind of go grr! - Oh, it's right on the tip of my tongue." Rudy Says

"Squire. Let's just go over the rules. One: The first team to capture the other's grail. And place it on the pedestal of glory. Next to their own is the winner."Milton Says

"Rule two: If you get struck on the chest, you're out." Sidney Says

"Cheetah!, Sorry, it's the animal I was thinking of earlier. It just popped into my head. I... sorry, just keep going." Rudy Says

"Rule three: No cursing or foul language, Unless it's a medieval word like "zounds." Milton Says

"Milton, you are better than that." Rudy Says

Back With Jack, Jerry, Eddie, Abigail and Kim they are still walking, but Kim starts to walk funny and Abigail notices.

"Kim you okay your walking funny?" Abigail Asks

"Yeah it's just I really have to pee, and I don't wanna stop but I don't think I can hold it any longer" Kim Says

"Okay Okay I got this, Guys we need to stop" Abigail Says

"Why?" Jack Asks

"Um it's a girl think that Kim and I need to do" Abigail Says

"What is it?" Eddie Asks

"Like she said girl stuff, just hold on we'll be back don't go anywhere okay" Kim Says

"Alright" Jerry, Jack and Eddie Says

Kim and Abigail walks off, They find a private spot

"Okay you go over there and I'll be over here if you need me alright" Abigail Says

"Thanks Abigail" Kim Says

"No problem Kim" Abigail Says

Kim walks behind a tree, Abigail goes over to another tree they use the bathroom, Abigail remembers that she's in the woods and there's no toilet paper around.

"Abigail" Kim Says

"Yeah" Abigail Says

"Okay now that we you know, how do we clean ourselves?" Kim Asks

"I remember that you can use leaves as toilet paper" Abigail Says

"Really leaves?" Kim Says

"Sorry Kim it's what we have" Abigail Says

"Fine" Kim Says

When Abigail is finished using the leave she throws it on the ground, but hears a hissing sound, She turns around and sees a snake and she screams.

"Ahhhhh Snake!" Abigail Screams

She trips over a rock and rolls down a small hill, Kim goes over and see's Abigail fall into the lake.

"Abigail you okay?" Kim Asks

Abigail rises from the water slowly and angrily, "Yeah I'm just peachy" Abigail Says

"I'll help you up" Kim Says

Kim Helps Abigail out the water and they both walk back to the boys, Jerry, Eddie and Jack are walking then Jack notices Jerry's face.

"You've got a little something here." Jack Says

"Where? Ahhh!" Jerry Says As Jack Pulls out another quill, Kim and Abigail meets up with the boys, Abigail's hair is down and damp along with the rest of her costume.

"Hey guys Woah!" Jack Says

"Hey" Abigail & Kim Says lamely

"Abigail what happened?" Eddie Asks

"And why are you wet?" Jerry Asks

"Well while Kim and I were handling our business a snake hissed at me and it sent me rolling into a lake" Abigail Says

"You okay" Jerry Says

"No not really, I don't feel like a fairy princess anymore" Abigail Says Sadly As Jerry Puts his arm around her shoulder comforting her

"Where we you when this happened?" Jack Asks

"Let's just say I did something I've never had to do before, and hope I never have to do again." Kim Says

"I felt that way when I had to take my cats temperature. They fight it. Oh, they fight it." Eddie Says As Kim gets in his face and he flinches

"You know what? I just realized... I have a G.P.S. On my phone I'll get us out of these woods." Jack Says
As Jerry, Abigail and Kim nods

"No no no. I said I'll get us out and I will.", Eddie snatches Jack's phone, "Explorer scouts do not rely on G.P.S." Eddie Says

"Hey, give me that." Jack Says

Eddie and Jack fight over his phone then it lands in a log.

"Now are you happy, My phone just flew into that log." Jack Says

"Relax, I'll get it", Eddie digs his hand in the log, "Hey, I got it. I think you got a call It's starting to buzz." Eddie Says As he takes his hand out the log which has a bee hive on it

"My phone's not buzzing. That's a beehive!" Jack Says

"Aah!" Eddie Says

Then Eddie tosses the hive to Jack who tosses it to Kim, then Abigail and then Jerry who tries to toss it back to Jack but he kicks it instead sending the bees everywhere. Jerry uses Kim and Abigail as shields but they run away, The bees chase Jack then he bumps his head on the tree knocking him out, then the bees chase Eddie.

"Aah aah aah!" Eddie Says

Eddie runs off into some bushes and he lands into something, Jerry, Kim and Abigail come back they See Eddie rise from wherever he landed at.

"I think I lost them." Eddie Says

"What happened to you?" Abigail Asks

"I had a little mud situation." Eddie Says

"Ugh." Jerry Says

"Wow, I really hit my head.", Jack rises and everyone looks him with their eyes widen, "Is there a bump?" Jack Says

"J-just a teeny one." Kim Says As She Turns Jack around, he has a huge bump on his forehead.

"Dude, your forehead is jacked up." Jerry Says

Sidney's Team is ready for battle, they blow the horn

"Rudy, this looks bad. They'll be coming for our grail soon and I think you should know I probably won't be going home with you." Milton Says

"No, don't you talk like that. You're so young. You've got your whole life ahead of you." Rudy Says

"No, I won't be going home with you because my mom is picking me up here to take me to the orthodontist." Milton Says

"Look, whatever happens down there, It's been an honor to serve under you." Rudy Says Then Salutes to him

"Rudy, I've been thinking you're the only one who stood by me. I hereby dub thee Sir Rudy, my faithful knight." Milton Says

"I can't believe this It's all happening so fast pretty good for a kid from the wrong side of the tracks with nothing but a pocketful of dreams. Not gonna cry Not gonna cry." Rudy Says

"Get it together, man we're going into battle." Milton Says Then the horn goes off again

"Yes." Rudy Says

Sidney's Team charges at Rudy & Milton who has their weapons ready. Then Jack, Jerry and Abigail appears on the battlefield.

"I think we finally lost the bees." Jack Says

"Yeah, Hey Where's Kim and Eddie?" Abigail Asks

"Kim got her hair tangled up in a thorn bush, Eddie's trying to get her out." Jerry Says Then Eddie Meets up with them

"It took a while, But I finally got Kim's head out of that bush, Luckily I have my official explorer scout pocket knife." Eddie Says Then Kim Shows up buy her hair is jacked up with pine cones in it.

"Guys, the battlefield's right over there come on." Kim Says Then Runs Off, they look at her with shocked expressions.

"Eddie, even if you make it out of this battle alive, Kim's gonna k!ll you." Jack Says Then Leaves

"Wait, that was Kim" Jerry Says As Abigail and Eddie Shake their heads

Back With Milton & Rudy, they are trying to fight off many knights in battle with their swords.

"I don't think I have much left, My tights are riding up, I got sunblock in my eye, And if I don't get a potty break soon, Something really bad's gonna happen." Rudy Says

"Something better not happen, Those pantaloons are rented battle on! We must protect the grail at all costs." Milton Says

He and Sidney Battle it out with their swords then Sidney knocks Milton's sword on the ground, Causing him to fall as well.

"It's over, miltonius prepare to taste my foam", Jack Throws Jerry's Ax and it hits Sidney's hand, "Ow!
Who threw that?"

"Charge!!!" Jack Yells

They All Charge and run after Sidney's knights scaring them.

"His army is made of ogres!" Sidney Says

"Those aren't ogres, those are my friends." Milton Says

"Retreat retreat!" Sidney Says

The group of friends continues to run after Sidney's team scaring them off, they meet up with Milton and Eddie.

"You guys made it." Milton Says

"This may not be our thing, But if it means something to you, Then we're with you, king miltonius." Jack Says

"Thank you, Who's the dude with the punked-out mullet?" Milton Asks

Everyone Looks over at Kim, She looks over her shoulder confused.

"All right, guys, hands in, We've got us a grail to capture" Jack Says

"Wasabi!" They Say

"Charge!" Milton Yells

"Charge!" Sidney Yells

They All run into battle, Jerry sees a knight who charges at him the ducks down knocking him down easily and hits him with the axe, Eddie runs into three guys who aims at him with their knives but Eddie ducks so they all hit each other.

Kim Easily defeats two knights with her scepter taking them out, Two knights go after Abigail and corners her, She see's a sword on the ground and picks it up and she defends herself with the sword.

Abigail delivers many kicks to the red knight then cuts him with the sword, Abigail dodges the punches from the blue knight, She does a spinning heel kick Knocking him down then stabs the knight with the sword.

Rudy Takes on two blue knights with his sword, he cuts through one of them then the other blue knight picks up the cup but Rudy cuts him with the sword then placed the cup back on the grail.

Jack is by himself but takes on five knights by himself, they all go toe to toe with their swords but Jack defeats them.

"Oh. Yeah! Don't mess with the Jack." He Says Then falls into a couple bushes

Milton Takes out some more of Sidney's knights then goes up against Sidney, they both struggle with their swords then Sidney knocks Milton's sword out his hand, Milton backs up into a swing then Sidney charges at him, Milton kicks Sidney down then uses a pole to launch himself into the air landing, and he grabs the cup.

Jack later saw that Milton needed help! He saw that the grail was placed on the seesaw, if he jumped on the other side he would be able to send it flying. He jumped onto the swings and vaulted himself onto the seesaw and it flew. Milton ran to catch in and he caught it!

He placed the grail on their side and yelled "Victory!!" they all ran over and and celebrated

"Yeah! Way to go, Milton you did it." Jack Says

"No, Jack, we did it." Milton Says

"Here you go, Milton. You've earned your gr..."
Kim See's her reflection on the cup, "My hair, What happened to my hair Eddie You are so dead!" Kim Says

Kim Runs after Eddie he tries to escape but fails, Kim's punches are heard as well ass Eddie's screams and the others cringe at what's happening.

WASABI DOJO

The group of friends all walk in the dojo.

"Thanks again, guys I know you were embarrassed by those costumes but don't worry, you'll never have to wear them again and no one at school will ever have to know." Milton Says

"You're right, Milton, they don't, But they will." Jack Says As They All Nod and smiles

SEAFORD HIGH SCHOOL

The double doors open and the entire wasabi gang walks through the doors this time in their costumes strutting their stuff, Jack sees a girl and says call me.
Abigail winks at some boys as they pass by, and they all walk to their classes.