FALFEL PHILS

After Karate practice this afternoon, Jack decided to treat everyone to lunch. Abigail smiles while looking at her phone.

"Abigail what are you smiling at?" Kim Asks

"Oh nothing Eddie just sent me a funny photo we took at his going away party." Abigail Says

"I miss Eddie." Milton Says

"Yeah." Jack and Kim Says

"Like he said, hopefully one day he'll come back and visit us." Jack Says

As they continued to carry on with their conversation, Phil walks over to them.

"And now it's time for my favorite part of your dining experience. The check!" Phil Says

Kim, Abigail and Milton looks at the check and shared some looks.

"Guys, relax. I'm paying today." He reassured "My new job at the dojo means I can treat my friends to a nice meal." Jack Says

"Oh thanks Jack." Abigail Says

"You guys want dessert?" Jack Asks

"Oh, I'm good. Dessert at Phil's is disgusting. It's just a scoop of hummus drizzled with sweet mold." Milton Says

"Forget dessert. I wanna go work out." Kim Says

"Whoa, that's a little bit more than I expected.
Um, we didn't order five baba ghanoush platters." Jack Says

"Oh. No, I did." He walked over, carrying his platters. "Yeah, I heard you were buying.
Thanks, Jack." Jerry Says

"Put on your fancy hairnet, Tootsie!" Phil Says

Phil walks out from the back wearing a traditional outfit, he looks around the restaurant escorting customers out.

"Uh, you have to leave. You, leave! You can stay.
You can stay." Phil Says

"Phil, what are you doing?" Abigail Asks

"The Prince of Hachmachistan is coming here to see me, and I don't want him looking at anyone who's not pleasing to the eyes. And I'll be honest with you, Milton...you, my friend, very much on the fence." Phil Says

"Why is the Prince of Hachmachistan in Seaford?" Kim Says

"Hachmachistan is gonna use the port of Seaford for all of its American trading. There's gonna be a royal reception tomorrow night at the Seaford Tower.
And I'll be attending. You know why?" Milton Says

"Because you're a nerd with no life." Kim Says

"And...I'm President of the Student United Nations Club." Milton Says

"Wait that's a thing?" Abigail Says, as Milton looks at her.

"He's here!, He's here!" Phil Says

The doors opens and two guards walks into the restaurant, followed by the prince.

"Welcome, welcome, Your Highness welcome.
If the redheaded bird boy offends you, he's out." Phil Says

"My name is Yuval, Prince of Hachmachistan.
When a man from my country sees a beautiful woman, there is a customary greeting. May I?" He Says, looking at Kim.

Kim looks to Abigail who shrugs, then starts giggling and blushing.

"'Kay." Kim Says

The Prince puts his hands on her face, and let's out a wailing scream and begins spitting but Kim stops him.

"You're good, handsome." Kim Says

The sounds of coins are heard, they look over to Jack who's counting his money.

"Hey, Jack you want me to help you with our check?" Kim Asks

"Relax, I got it." Jack Says

"No, I got it." He picks up the check "Put your little pennies away. I would like the honor of treating
this lovely lady and her friends." Yuval Says

"Excuse me..Uvula, is it? Yeah, thanks, but I'm paying that." He snatches the check "Can you believe this guy? I pay my own checks." Jack Says

"Too late! It is paid. Oh, I'm sorry, would anyone
care for some dessert?" Yuval Says

"I could go for some dessert." Kim Says

"You literally just said you wanted to work out." Jack Says

"Well, now I want dessert, Jack." Kim Says, giving him a pointed look.

"Fine." Jack Says

WASABI DOJO

The next day everyone at the dojo for Karate Practice, Kim and Abigail entered the dojo as she kept babbling on about her evening with the prince.

"Hey guys, yo Kim you wanna help me out here." Jack Says

"Sure Jack, hey you want to hear about my day with the prince?" Kim Says

"Uh-" Jack Says

"And that's my cue to go, good luck my friend." Abigail Says, patting Jack on the shoulder.

A few minutes later into the story, Jack is still punching mitt as she continues her story.

"And when the Prince said goodbye, he leaned in close and looked at me with those big beautiful cow eyes and..you wanna know what I said to him?" Kim Says

"Moo?" Jack Says

"No, Jack. I didn't say m...wait, I was thinking about cows. What if...? Oh, no, I probably did. Way to go, Kim. a prince comes to town and you moo him." She Says

"Get over it, Kim. He's just obnoxious pretty boy royalty." Jack Says

Over by the lockers, Abigail opens up her locker taking out her phone. She hears an animal chirps, and looks down at Jerry who's sitting on the bench nears a cage.

"Don't bite me." Jerry Says

"Uh Jerry, what is that thing?" Abigail Asks

"Oh It's a Lemur from Madagascar. Yeah, part of my job at the Seaford Animal Park is taking care of it.
It sleeps all day and spends its nights in a treetop licking itself." Jerry Says

"Lucky!" Rudy Says, as Abigail looks at him.

"So why is it in the cage?" Abigail Asks

"Yeah, there's a chance it might be carrying Madagascar Madness, so I'm keeping him
quarantined for the week." Jerry Says

"Big news, people! Big news!" He entered the dojo, carrying a box and flowers. "I have been asked by the Prince to present him with the symbolic key to the city of Seaford, at his royal reception tomorrow night." Phil Says

"Congrats, Phil. But what's with the roses?" Kim Asks

"There are for the Kims." He hands over the flowers to her. "He also wanted you to have this." Phil Says, giving her the box.

Kim hands Abigail the flowers, she opens the box and lets out a gasp so does Abigail.

"Dios mío." Abigail Says

"Diamonds?, I can't believe this. no boy's ever given me a necklace before." Kim Says

"Excuse me." He clears his throat "Uh, I gave you one." Jack Says

"Oh, that's right the one you made me at summer camp made out of macaroni." Kim Says

"Oh I remember that." Abigail Says, chuckling.

"It was rigatoni, learn your pasta, woman." Jack Says

"Jack, you're just jealous because you weren't invited." Kim Says

"Please, there's not a guy in the world that would wanna go to some fancy ball for a Prince." Jack Says

"I wanna go! I wanna go! I wanna go!" Rudy pleaded

"Sorry, Rudy. nobody gets in without an invitation.
Although, if you are willing to pose as my man-servant..." Phil Says

"Ah, excuse me, I am a third-degree black belt and a respected Sensei. There is no way that..." Rudy Says

"All-you-can-eat cheese balls." Phil Says

"Pick you up at eight, my Liege." Rudy Says

FALAFEL PHILS

Abigail walks into Phil's restaurant, she looks over and sees Jerry sitting at a table laughing while looking at his phone.

"What's so funny Jerry?" Abigail Asks

"Yo Abigail, you gotta check out this video of
Joan I put online." Jerry Says

Jerry presses play on his phone and in the video it shows, Joan chasing an old man on a scooter and failing to stop him.

"Oh! Oh! Oh, pulled a hammy! Pulled a hammy!"

Jerry and Abigail started laughing at the video, Joan who's behind them catches the two.

"Oh, it still cracks me up. Yeah, that thing is... not funny at all! Abigail it wasn't that funny." Jerry Says

"But you were just-" Abigail Says, as Jerry puts a finger to her lips.

"Shhh it wasn't funny at all." Jerry Says

"Jerry I saw you laughing." Joan Says

"Sorry Joan." Jerry Says

"How are you?" Abigail Asks

"Well crappy, my boss saw that video and now I'm suspended. Unless I pass the Mall Cop fitness test.
Yeah, when I took this job, I didn't know
I had to be something called "in shape." Joan Says

"You know what, Joan? I'm gonna help you pass
that test." Jerry Says

"You are?" Abigail Says

"Yep." Jerry Says

"Yeah. You are and you know, this job means everything to me. If you...you take away my keys,
my badge, my uniform, you know what's left?" Joan Says

"A crazy naked lady in boots." Jerry Says

"Bingo." Joan Says

"Yeah you two have fun with that." Abigail Says

"Na uh missy if he's helping then your helping too." Joan Says

"What why?" Abigail Asks

"No one told you to laugh at me, now I'll see you two tomorrow at 9 am." Joan Says, then leaves the restaurant.

Abigail smacks Jerry's arm and he winced in pain.

"Ow Abigail, why'd you do that?" Jerry Asks

"Because I planned to spend my whole Saturday night to-" Abigail Says

"What spend a whole day watching movies, specifically rom come and tamales." Jerry Says

"And tacos I like to switch it up." Abigail Says

"Come on Abs, look we'll be doing Joan a favor plus she's our friend...please." Jerry Says, as Abigail looks at him then sighs.

"Fine I'll help Joan train." Abigail Says

"Yes, okay." Jerry Says

"But you're buying me breakfast." Abigail Says

"Okay." Jerry Says

SEAFORD MALL COURTYARD

The next day Jerry and Abigail met up with Joan at the mall, Joan is sitting down trying to tie her shoes as Jerry and Abigail cheers her on.

"You can do this, Joan." Jerry Says

"I can't." Joan Says

"Yes you can you're so close!, come on." Abigail Says

"I ca..." She starts straining, and breathing heavily. "Woo-wee!, tying your shoe can be a workout." Joan Says, as Jerry looks down at his watch as it beeps.

"Oh. It's time to feed my Lemur. yeah, then we can
start training. Be right back gotta grab his food." Jerry Says, then walks into the dojo.

"Huh, I've never seen a Lemur before." Joan Says, approaching the cage.

"Uh Joan I don't think you should be that close to the cage." Abigail Says

"Oh please Abigail it's just an animal." Joan Says, kneeling down in front of the cage.

"Yeah an exotic one." Abigail Says

The Lemur starts chirping and Joan chuckles.

"Oh. Look, you're kinda cute." The Lemur hisses at her. "Oh, getting a little hissy, missy, huh?" Joan Says, then hissed back at the animal.

The Lemur starts hissing at Joan more ferociously, Abigail backs up as Joan gets offended and hisses back more.

"Why, you little..." Joan Says

"Joan don't!" Abigail Says

Joan opens the cage and hissed at the lemur, but the animal jumped out and attacks her face. Abigail tried helping her, but ran towards the dojo door.

"Jerry get out here!" Abigail Says

The Lemur hisses loudly while Joan tried getting it off her face, Jerry comes out back outside and sees the scene.

"Woo! That's what I'm talking about. way to work out, Joan! no pain, no gain!" Jerry Says

"No Jerry it's the Lemur it's attacking Joan." Abigail Says

"A lot of pain! A lot of pain!" Joan Says

"Whoa! Jeez!" Jerry Says

Jerry rushes over to Joan and picks up the lemur, putting it back in the cage. Abigail helps up Joan, her face has a bite mark on her cheek.

"Oh, Joan, this is bad he bit you." Jerry Says

"Oh." Joan Says, rubbing her face.

"He's being quarantined because they think
he might be carrying Madagascar Madness." Jerry Says

"Oh, I'd be more worried about the Lemur, Jerry.
I was once bit by a kangaroo at a petting zoo, and
he started twitching and crawled into his own pouch.
Poor fella sneezed and turned himself inside-out." Joan Says

Later on that day Jack is in the dojo alone, vacuuming the place while listening to music.
He looks out the windows, as he sees a suspicious man breaking into Phil's restaurant.

Jack walks over and enters the empty restaurant, and turns on the light as the strange man in a suit comes out from the kitchen.

"What are you doing in here?, this place is closed." Jack Says

The man puts down his bag and takes something out his pocket, and shoots a dart at Jack who blocks it with a tray.

"Really?, a tranquilizer dart." Jack Says

The man takes a swing at Jack who dodges it, and a fight breaks out between the two. Jack uses the tray to dodge every attack the man throws at him.

Jack uses the tray to poke the man in the but with the tranquilizer dart and he falls to the ground.
The doors opened and two officers walked inside.

"The silent alarm went off, Jack. What's going on?" He Asks

"I caught this guy breaking in, and he tried to shoot me with a tranquilizer dart." Jack Says

"We'll take it from here." He Says

The two officers picks up the man and drags him out the restaurant, as he groaned. Jack walks over towards the counter where the pen was, he observes it then looks over at the bag the man left. He touched it then, a women on a hologram pops up.

"Good afternoon, Agent 34. The Prince of..." She said in a British accent. "Hachmachistan is in grave danger from this man." She Says, showing a hologram picture of Phil.

"Phil?, Phil's a falafel maker he wouldn't hurt a fly." Jack Says

"For several years he's been posing as a falafel maker who wouldn't hurt a fly. He's actually a dangerous hit man. Yesterday, our surveillance team took
this photo of him buying a toxic vapor." She Says

"What?" Jack Says

"If this vapor is released tonight at the royal reception, the Prince and everyone attending...
Will be eliminated." She Says

"This just doesn't make any sense." Jack Says, as he let out a sigh.

SEAFORD TOWER

Inside all the guest for the royal reception are in attendance and sitting down, Kim and The Prince are sitting at their table.

"I don't know what's sparkling more..the diamonds or your eyes." Kim smiles while blushing. "You care for some punch?" Yuval Says

"Uh, no! I mean... I mean, yes yes." She nervously chuckles "I mean...moo?" Kim Says

Prince Yuval looks at her raising his eye brows, Kim smiles then gets up from her seat and make her way towards the bathroom passing Rudy and Phil.

"I look ridiculous!" Phil Says

"You look like traditional Hachmachi man-servant.
Now get out there and introduce me!" Phil Says, as he shoves Rudy out, he's wearing a funny outfit.

Rudy steps onto the mini stage, opens up a roll of paper and clears his throat.

"Now presenting the grand high exalted...mystic falafel maker...and all-around super guy...Phil." Rudy Says

"That's right! Phil is in the house!" He shoves Rudy out the way. "What is up, Iceland? Looking chill, baby brrr." Phil Says

"Geez." Rudy Says, as he rolls his eyes.

FALAFEL PHILS

Jack is nervously pacing back and forth, while the British hologram lady is still speaking.

"Oh, this is great, just great, my friends are in danger, and I take out the one Government
Agent who was sent to help them. That is so Jack!" He Says

"The royal reception is being held at the Seaford Tower. Due to heightened security, the only viable point of access is an air vent located on the 86th floor. This air vent will grant you access to the air duct system."

"Yeah, no problem getting up there. All I need is a pair of super high-tech sticky gloves." Jack Says

"You've been issued a pair of super high-tech sticky gloves. Everything else you need to carry out this
mission safely is located in the backpack. Good luck, Agent 34." She Says

Jack opens the backpack and takes out the high tech sticky gloves, he turns them on and two napkin dispensers sticks automatically to his gloves.

"I can do this." Jack Says

Jack picks up the bag and leaves the restaurant, about a 20 minutes ride over to Seaford Tower.
He quickly puts on the suit in the red backpack, and starts climbing up the tall building.

"Nope, I can't do this." Jack Says

SEAFORD MALL COURTYARD

Back at the mall Jerry and Abigail watches over Joan, as the effect of the lemur's bite affects her.

"Joan, I don't think you can take this test tonight." Abigail Says

"Abigail's right you might have a touch of the Madagascar Madness." Jerry Says

"What makes you say that? I feel fine." Joan says, as she's shakily and foams out the mouth.

"Jerry can I talk to you." She pulls him aside. "Look I know we said we'd help her, but look at Joan..her hair is crazy and she's foaming out the mouth." Abigail Says

"Okay, I should probably call a doctor." Jerry Says, taking out his phone.

"You're not calling anyone!" She takes his phone, snapping it. "I've never felt so alive!" Joan Says

Joan starts completing every athletic course, running the tires, lifting the weights and moves onto the pull-ups. Which she does with one arm, which shocks Jerry and Abigail.

"Woo!" Jerry Says

"Joan that was..wow." Abigail Says

"Yeah, I'd say you're ready for the test, Joan." Jerry Says

"Ah, I feel..Good!" She howls, and wolfs in the distance howls back. "Would you listen to that. My
friend Donna just caught a rabbit." Joan Says

An hour later the man who's grading Joan on her test arrived, Jerry and Abigail tries to keep her under control as her symptoms worsen.

"Okay Joan Malone is ready for her test." Jerry Says

"All right, go on my whistle." He Says

Joan turns around her hair is more crazier, she's breathing very heavily and shaking, and foaming at the mouth.

"Joan. Joan, listen you see that guy over
there with the stopwatch?" Jerry Says

"Mm-hmm mm-hmm." Joan Says

"He's the only thing standing between you and getting your job back." Jerry Says

Joan tries running after the guy, but Jerry and Abigail holds her back.

"Hey hey! Stop it! Stop it. Joan you know what to do, right?" Joan nods her head. "Ready? Perfect." Abigail Says

"Okay, Mr. Richards. She's ready." Jerry Says

Mr.Richards blows the whistle, and seconds later he's tackled to the ground by a rabid Joan. She starts biting him, Jerry and Abigail rushes over.

"Joan!" Abigail Says

"No! Joan, bad girl!" Jerry Says

Joan stops attacking Mr.Richards, then looks up at them and growls angrily. Abigail backs up, as she and Jerry screams in horror and runs away.

SEAFORD TOWER

In the bathroom Phil is looking in the bathroom practicing his speech, while looking in the mirror.

"And to think, such a small man like me...Is giving my Prince such a big key." He tears up, and sniffles.
"No no. I promised myself I wouldn't cry. Oh, yes, crying is definitely the way to go. Nice!" Phil Says

The bathroom door opens and in comes the hit man who's appearance is similar to Phil, he turns around to face the man.

"You remind me of someone, are you the Brad Pitts?" Phil Asks

The hit man takes Phil's arm and twists it, he punches Phil in the chest and tosses him a nearby stall. He continued to attack Phil until he knocks him out, the hit man walks out the stall and fixes his mask.

"And to think, a small man like me...is" He clears his throat. "A small man like me is giving my Prince... such a big big key." He Says

He tosses the actual key into the garbage, then opens up the paper towel dispenser taking out the fake key and puts the vapor inside the device.

"Ugh. Man, this guy is ugly." He Says, then leaves the bathroom.

WASBI DOJO

Jerry and Abigail finally took Joan to a doctor, and got some help for Mr.Richards. As he's getting checked out, Jerry and Abigail checks on Joan.

"But Joan, you got the shots the madness is over." Jerry Says

"Yeah and so is my career, might as well go face the music." Joan Says

The three of them walks over to Mr.Richards as the EMT's finishing patching him up.

"Mr. Richards." Joan Says

"What happened to me?" Mr.Richards Asks

"Wait you don't remember what happened?" Jerry Says

"No, all I remember is being attacked by some beast." Mr.Richards Says

"Mr. Richards, there's something that I need to tell you. I was the one who..." Joan Says

"Saved your life." Abigail Says, as Jerry and Joan looks at her.

"What?" Joan and Jerry Says

"Yeah." Abigail Says, looking at Jerry who catches on.

"Yeah, that's right everybody ran in fear. But not Joan. Mm-mm." Jerry Says

"You saved me?" Mr.Richards Says

"Uh...I did. I did what the boy and girl said." Joan Says

"I don't know how I'll ever thank you. You're exactly the kind of guard we need. You'll have a job here
as long as you want one." Mr.Richards Says

"Oh, wait a minute. Huh!..what makes you think that
I still want a job here? Huh? Someone like me could get a job anywhere. I mean..." Joan Says

Suddenly she starts coughing and gagging, then all of sudden Mr.Richards hair toupe comes out her mouth, and lands on his head.

"Is that my hair?" Mr.Richards Asks

"See you Monday!" Joan Says, then they leave the dojo.

SEAFORD TOWER

Milton finished washing his hands until he hears the sound of groaning from the stall.

"One too many shrimp puffs? Been there, brother." Milton Says

He then leaves the bathroom as the vent from above opens up and Jack enters the bathroom, Phil gains consciousness and leaves his stall hut Jack pushes him against the stall.

"All right, Phil, you've got one chance to tell me what's going on." Jack Says

"I don't know. I was attacked by a man wearing a mask that looked just like me." Phil Says, as Jack lets him go.

"Whoa, a mask?" Jack Says

"He was so handsome, Jack, I cried a little each time I struck him." Phil Says

"Well, that's it. The hit man must be a master of disguise. He's using your face to get close to the Prince." Jack Says

"He's ruining my big night. After the Prince signs
the trade agreement, I'm supposed to present
him with this big key. I should be up there right now." Phil Says

"It just doesn't make any sense. unless...the toxic vapor is in a duplicate key. He must be using a duplicate key!" Jack Says, then rushes out the bathroom.

"Hey! Oh! Jack? Jack, you dropped one of your gloves. Jack?...Ooh...Fancy!" Phil Says

The sticky glove turns on and attaches to the stall, Phill struggles to break free. Meanwhile outside in the main room, Rudy speaks into the mic.

"Presenting the key to the city...Hachmachistan's own Falafel Phil. Hey, waiter with the cheese
balls, I've been looking for you." Rudy Says, then chases the waiter.

The Hit man who's wearing Phil's face as a mask, walks onto the stage until Jack walks in stopping him from presenting the key.

"Wait, stop!" Jack Says

"Jack?!" Kim Says

Jack rushes towards the hit man, and kicks the key out his hand which Kim catches.

"Kim Throw it!" Jack Says

"What?" Kim Says

"The key...throw it out the window now!" Jack Says

Kim throws the key towards the nearest window and it shattered it, as the key exploded exposing the vapor. Jack and the hit man continued their fight, they throw several punches and kicks towards each other. Jack dodges the punch, and takes the hit man's arm and throws him through a table.

"Jack, what are you doing to Phil?" Milton Asks

"He's not Phil." Jack Says

He kneels down and rips the mask of the hit man revealing his true face, everyone gasps.

"Who are you?" He Asks

"Brewer, Jack Brewer." Jack Says

"Cops!" Milton Says

Two officers shows up inside the room and picks up the hit man.

"And I would have gotten away with it, if it wasn't for those meddling kids!" He Says, as he gets dragged away.

"Jack, how did you...I mean, why did you..what was the..." Kim Says, as she mimics the explosion.

"Look...I'll explain the whole thing later." Jack Says

"Kim! Kim! You and this boy with the amazing hair saved my life. I have never met a girl like you, you must be my Princess. You will come to my country-" Yuval Says

Not gonna happen, hon'. I mean, look, you're
a nice guy, but, uh, honestly, I don't think I'm cut
out for this whole royalty thing." Kim Says, as she hands him back the diamond necklace.

"I owe you my sincere appreciation. I hope you know you are a very wealthy man." Yuval Says

"Oh, I do. Oh, which reminds me." He takes out some cash. "Here's $39.50 from the bill at Falafel Phil's. When I say I'm treating my friends to lunch,
I treat my friends to lunch. I'm still short about four bucks, but I figured I saved your life so we're even, right?" Jack Says, as the prince laughs.

"Not so much. Mail it to the palace." Yuval Says, then walks away.

"Look, Jack, every girl likes getting attention from a handsome Prince. But uh, I just want you to know that I feel a lot more comfortable around you than I do anyone else. Uh, and look, I know these things aren't really your thing, so, uh, let's go." Kim Says

"Whoa, wait a second here, I just climbed
86 floors up the side of this building, the music's
still playing and I think I look kind of dashing.
Do you wanna dance?" Jack Says

Slow music begins playing as Jack lends his hand out which Kim takes. He spins her around and the two starts slow dancing.