Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Rudy
WASABI DOJO
Abigail and Jerry are taking turns on the punching bag, Rudy is trying to get Eddie to break a board.
"I told you, Rudy. I can't break a board." Eddie Says
"Okay look, let's just try one last thing. Close your eyes and use your imagination to break a board, and then you can try to break one for real." Rudy Says
"All right. hiyah! Yes! I did it!" Eddie Says
Rudy holds up the board but Eddie walks away. Jack, Milton and Kim enters the dojo.
"Hey, where have you guys been? You're an hour late." Rudy Says
" I was over at build-a-bunny, Look what I made for my lady. This is gonna make her absolutely plotz." Milton Says
"I just went over to stickyhons." Kim Says
"And I did them both." Jack Holds up his hands which has cotton on them
"Oh, okay. It must be nice! Just brambling about the mall, living la vida loca. I wouldn't know because I'm here 24/7 teaching classes, paying bills, sucking the sweat stains out of these mats. Which reminds me I gotta get a vacuum." Rudy Says
"Bobby called earlier and said he was coming by." Abigail Says
"What?! Quick, get your Gi's on." Rudy Says
"I don't want to miss Bobby's big entrance." Milton Says
"- Oh yeah." They Say
"Bobby doesn't make those entrances anymore. He's really started to embrace his role as a leader, a mentor, a dignified zen master." Rudy Says
Outside the dojo a loud noise can be heard along with car alarms, Bobby Wasabi enters the dojo through a fog.
"Word to the wise never buy a jetpack at a garage sale!" Bobby Says
"Bobby, what brings you to our dojo?" Rudy Asks
"Let me show you." He Hits his tiny gong necklace and his ninjas roll in a large box "May I present a teaching machine so advanced it will revolutionize karate as we know it." Bobby Says
He hits a button and the box falls down revealing a robot, everyone stares at it in awe.
"Whoa!" They Say
"I give you the Wasabitron 3000." Bobby Says
"Okay, if this thing has a vacuum attachment, I'm gonna plotz!" Rudy Says
A few moments later, Kim is sparring with the Wasabitron 3000 as the others look on.
"That was technically flawless you are a model of efficiency." Wasabitron Says
"Wow, you hear that, Jack? It called me flawless." Kim Says
"My mother has a very strict no-sparring-with-robots policy, I have a note in here somewhere. Rabbits, rodeo clowns,Rabbis-- Oh, here it is: Robots." Eddie Says
The Wasabitron scans the note Eddie gave him "This note is a forgery." He shreds the note and farts it out
"Eww! That was awesome." Jerry Says
Rudy comes out his office carrying mail. "Most productive morning ever! Thanks to our friendly Robot, I paid all my bills, filed my taxes, and now all I have left to do is get rid of my junk mail."
He puts the mail into the shredder and the Wasabitron farts it out onto Jerry again.
"Ooh. Awesome." Jerry Says
"Hey, Rudy, check this out." Jack Says
He and Wasabitron take their fighting stance, Jack throws a kick and the Wasabitron doges it, He throws a punch but it he blocks it.
"Rotate your shoulder 90 degrees for a successful defense." Wasabitron Says
"He's right you didn't turn your shoulder." Rudy Says
Jack nods and he & Wasabitron squares off, Jack dodges the attack again just in time.
"Whoa! Thanks, robot." Jack Says
"You know what?You guys in pretty good hands here, so I'm just gonna run out and get a couple of things done..Okay?" Rudy Leaves
"Okay, you bag of bolts, let's do this thing." Jerry Says
Wasabitron Scans Jerry "I am not programmed to spar with orangutans."
"Can you believe this thing? It thinks I'm an orangutan." He takes out a banana "Hey, not cool, man. Not cool." Jerry Says
He jumps on the bench where Abigail is sitting and squats and eats his banana angrily, She looks at him and laughs a bit.
FALAFEL PHILS
Eddie, Milton and Abigail are eating lunch.
Milton is trying to convince them that something is up with the Wasabitron.
"You know, I don't think I trust that robot. Did you ever notice that in every robot movie, they always end up going bad and trying to take over?" Milton Says
"No, not every movie what about "kill robots take over the earth"? In that one they" Milton & Eddie looks at her lOh yeah, uh-huh." Abigail Says
"I know what we need to do we need to download its operating system onto this flash drive and find out what makes it tick." Milton Says
"Yeah, you can't trust machines. Every Wednesday night my grandmother tries to go to her knitting class, but her electric wheelchair takes her to the neon stallion nightclub." Eddie Says
"Is that true?" Milton Asks
"Dude, she rolled by the bus stop this morning and was all "Whoot-whoot! Whoot-whoo" Eddie Says Dancing
WASABI DOJO
Kim and Jack are sparring together as Jerry & Abigail are sparring while Wasabitron looks over them.
Abigail kicks Jerry he blocks it, then she flips him on his back.
"That was excellent execution." Wasabitron Says
"Thanks I think this robot is making me better." Abigail Says
"You only got lucky because I was distracted." Jerry Says
"Oh yeah from what?" Abigail Says, putting her hands on her hips
"I-I don't know." Jerry Says As Abigail smiles and playfully pats his shoulder.
"Great move, Jack, but I would have followed that up with a spinning back kick." Kim Says
"Ah, thanks, Kim, But I think I know what I'm doing." Jack Says
"She is correct." Wasabitron Says
"Sorry, Jack. Just being flawless Gimme some." Kim Says, Wasabitron high fives her
Jack's phone begins ringing over on the bench, they all listen in and it's no one but Rudy.
"Hey, it's Rudy, Rudy, Rudy. It's Rudy, Rudy, Rudy. Answer your phone. It's Rudy, Rudy, Rudy."
"Yo, if that's milton, I need to talk to him." Jerry Says
"Hey, Rudy." Jack Says
"Hey, Jack, Just wanted to make sure everything was okay there." Rudy Says
"Yeah yeah, everything's great." Jack Says
"Good. Hey, I'll be back at the dojo as soon as I take care of some urgent business that just can't wait." Rudy Says
"All right, sounds good. See ya." Jack Hangs up
Meanwhile outside in the courtyard, Rudy is wearing Bobby's jet pack and flies off.
"Whoo hoo hoo hoo!" Rudy Says
Throughout the rest of the day, Rudy goes Zip lining around the park. Joined a rock band named "Spew"
and participated in a bear arm wrestling match, which he obviously lost.
FALAFEL PHIL'S
"When I put this flash drive in my computer, We'll know the truth about our robot friend." Milton Puts it in computer and gasps
"What's it say?" Eddie Asks
"I don't know yet, I just realized I got a little hummus on my keyboard. Okay, here we go. Oh no! The way his system is configured he can't process erratic computational variances." Milton Says
"Oh no no! This can't be happening! Wait, what does that mean?" Eddie Says
"It means that when he realizes that humans aren't perfect, his circuitry won't accept it and he'll become unpredictable and progressively more violent."Milton Says
"What do we do?" Eddie Asks
"We must devise a plan to save all of humanity!" Milton Says looking off in the distance
"Yes, save All of humanity can we start after 7:00 I have a cello recital." Eddie Says
WASABI DOJO
Jerry, Abigail, Kim and Jack are all practicing in the dojo and Rudy walks in.
"I feel great and that is not just the mani-pedi talking." Rudy Says
"Hiyah!" Kim Says
"Kim, you just broke three boards!" Rudy Says
"That's right, I had no idea what I could do until this robot came along." Kim Says
"Hey, Rudy, check this out the robot taught me this amazing bokken routine. Check it." Jack Says
Jack performs an impressive bokken routine, They all look on impressed as well.
"Yeah, that's not bad. It's a good start. I got a few tips on... Whatever it is you were just doing there." Rudy Says
"Hey Rudy Remember weeks ago I was struggling with my nunchucks routine the robot helped me a lot, Check this." Abigail Says
Abigail takes out her black nunchucks and spins them around very well, she finishes the routine by throwing them in the air and catches them. Kim and Jack high fives her, Jerry as well.
"Great Great Abigail your learning quickly, there's still something's I wanna go over with you tho—" Rudy Says
"Yo, Rudy, check it." He Delivers a roundhouse kick to the dummy "It's all you, ro-bro Whoo!" Jerry Says
"Yeah! Dude, that is awesome but I'm back now. So I'm just gonna go change into my gi and then we can get to work, okay? Wait for me." Rudy Says
RUDY'S OFFICE
"Bobby, hey. Wh-- uh, what are you doing he?" Rudy Asks
"We're friends, right?" Bobby Says
"Of course." Rudy Says
"And friends,they can tell each other anything, right?" Bobby Asks
"Absolutely." Rudy Says
"Rudy, my friend, You're fired." Bobby Says
"What?" Rudy Says
"I'm sorry. But in the time that you've been gone, I've realized I don't really need you." Bobby Says
"I've been gone for one day!" Rudy Says
"I'm sorry, Rudy. It's just business but I'm afraid you're...obsolete." Bobby Says
"Obsolete? I'm obsolete? I will tell you who is obsolete!" He looks out the window and see's the robot training the students "I am obsolete." Rudy Says
A couple of days later , Jack is training with the Robot he stops and takes a break while Kim and Abigail sit down and watches.
"Again again again." Wasabitron Says
"Dude, come on, I need a break You've been pushing me hard for two days hey look, here comes Kim! Train with her. You like her." Jack Says
Abigail walks over near Jack, Kim walks over to Wasabitron.
"Hey, robot. You ready to train with me?" Kim Asks
"Your training days are over you are no longer the model of efficiency." Kim Says
"Oh, let me guess, here we go. Once again it's Jack." Kim Says
"Incorrect. It is the snack-o-matic vending machine." Wasabitron Says
"You're saying a vending machine is better than me?" Kim Says
"It is perfect. I have been extracting jolly woppers from it all day. Here is a quarter use it for G-11" Wasabitron Says
"G-11?" Kim Says
"It is mint your breath is--" Wasabitron Buzzer goes off
"I had a garlic knot." It Buzzes again "Okay, two." Kim Says
"What's up with you?" Abigail Asks
"Oh it's just that thing is really getting on my nerves." Kim Says
"It stopped letting me practice beuse it thinks I'm a monkey." Jerry Says, He Picks out something from Abigail's Hair
"Would you quit it, I miss Rudy Guys" Abigail Says
"I know, Hey Let's go tell Rudy we want him to haul this piece of junk out of here." Jack Says
"That's it! Let's talk to Rudy this's his dojo."Kim Says
They all grimaces and wave their hands at the smell of Kim's breath.
"Listen, before we go talk to Rudy, Could you hit G-11 Your breath is—" Jack Says
"Aw, shut it." Kim Says
RUDY'S OFFICE
"Yes yes, we are the home of the robotic sensei. Mm-hmm, he knows all major disciplines-- Karate, jujitsu, tae kwon do. "Flung pu"? No, I've never heard of flung pu. Sir, why are you laughing?Oh, I'm sorry, could you hold on for one second?" Bobby Says
"Bobby, where's Rudy?" Abigail Asks
"I fired him and replaced him with the Wasabitron." Bobby Says
"What?" They Say
"Have you guys ever flung pu-- oh, just got it! Not funny!" Bobby Hangs up angrily
MILTON'S HOUSE
"I've been thinking about our problem, we're going to have to fight robot power with robot power and this is how we're going to do it. Behold!" Milton Says, He unreveales a sketch pad
"A bowl of fruit?" Eddie Says
"What? No, this is my mother's sketch pad. Behold! - The milt-anator." Milton Says
"Ah, nice." Eddie Says
"Together we're gonna build the most powerful robot in the history of mankind." Milton Says, He knocks over something hitting Eddie's foot
"Oh, dude, my foot my foot." Eddie Says
"One second." He laughs Manically "Let's go ice that." Milton Says
"Yeah." Eddie Says
RUDY'S APARTMENT
Rudy is in his pajamas crying, eating and watching telenovelas.
"No no, don't do it, Isabella he's got a grenade behind his back! Oh no, sorry. It was a puppy nope, it was a grenade." Someone rings the doorbell "Who is it?" Rudy Says
"It's Jack, Kim, Abigail and Jerry." He Says
"Uh, coming." He Opens the door and pretends to be on the phone "Look, I already have an offer to personally train jean-claude van diesel for his next movie, so unless you can beat that, don't call me again. Sorry, the phone's been ringing off the hook." I'm getting so many job offers, It's like, "Give me some space people!" Rudy Says
"Rudy, we know you weren't really talking to anybody." Kim Says
"Whaaaaat?" Rudy Says
"That's a remote." Jack Says
"You're a remote, How's your robot sensei? making you better at karate?" Rudy Asks
"We're better, but we're miserable." Abigail Says
"Rudy, we're here because we need you back at the dojo. We all got caught up in the excitement of that wasabi wind-up toy, But, dude, that thing's not you." Jack Says
"The robot's a better teacher you guys don't need me." Rudy Says
"Are you kidding?" Jerry Says
"Of course we need you." Kim Says
"Rudy, that thing isn't our friend come on, you are." Jack Says
"Compose yourself, big fella. So what you guys are saying is you want me back?" Rudy Asks
"More than anything." Abigail Says
lThen I'm going to do what I should have done in the first place: I'm gonna fight for my dojo!" Rudy Says
"Yeah!" Abigail Says
"Yes, good for you." Jack Says
"Go get 'em, Rudy!" Kim Says
Jack, Kim and Abigail leaves Rudy's apartment, Jerry over hears the TV and sits down on the couch.
"Whoa. That dude had a puppy-grenade, yo." Jerry Says
Abigail runs back to the apartment and see's Jerry.
"Jerry What are you doing we gotta go." Abigail Says
"I know but I'm trying to see what's gonna happen next with Isabella." Jerry Says
Abigail sighs and rolls her eyes, she pinches Jerry's ear and drags him out the apartment.
"Vamos, Jerry, saca tu trasero perezoso de este sofá ahora!" Abigail Says
"Ow Ow Ow!" Jerry Says
MILTON'S HOUSE
It's raining outside and Eddie meets up with Milton but his lip is swollen.
"Finally! You picked a great time to go to the dentist." Milton Says
"I had to go I had a cavity, Let me just take off my backpack." Eddie Says
"There's no time! Our robot is ready to be brought to life! Go plug this in." Milton Says
"Yes, milton. I must plug this in." Eddie Says
"That cable runs up to the antennae on the roof. Soon the storm will be at its peak and we'll have the power we need!" He Laughs Manically, lightning strikes outside "Yes, the time is now Quickly! Attach the clamps to the robot." Milton Says
"Yes, milton! Yes, milton!" Eddie Says, He plugs them in
Milton turns up the switches on the machine and his invention starts moving.
"Holy Christmas nuts, It's alive!" Milton Says
"Yes." Eddie Says
"It's alive!" Milton Says
"Yes!" Eddie Says as Milton laugh's manically
WASABI DOJO
Bobby is getting a massage from the Wasabitron.
"Ooh oh ahh! Ow, stop! Take it easy, you. I bruise like a banana you realize with one phone call I can have you turned into a karaoke machine." Bobby Says
Wasabitron snatches Bobby's phone and crushes it.
"That result will not happen."
"You fool! I just got to level eight on angry pigeons." Bobby Says
"I detect hostility, Prepare to defend yourself." Wasabitron Says
"What? Who? Me? No no no no no, I wasn't hostile. I was a tad miffed maybe." Bobby Says
"Engaging in combat." Wasabitron Says
"Fine. Prepare to face The dragon." Wasabitron Punches and breaks the massage board "Dragon out!" Bobby Says
The dojo doors opens and it's Rudy, Jack, Kim, Abigail and Jerry.
"Bobby, what's wrong?" Rudy Asks
"Oh, nothing much, Just that robot's trying to kill me!" Bobby Says
"All right, time for a plan let's not do anything rash." Rudy Says
"Going in." Jerry Says, He rolls over to Wasabitron
"You cannot shut me off, monkey. I eliminated the power-down option." Wasabitron Says
Jerry Rolls back to them "He, uh-- he eliminated the power-down—"
"We heard!" They Say
"Now it's time to eliminate all of you, because you will never be perfect." Wasabitron Says, Milton and Eddie enters
"Stand back, mortals. we're here to save you all. Mere flesh and blood is no match for a machine. For it must be a machine that takes down a machine. Prepare to meet the robot that I created that will annihilate this mechanical monstrosity." Milton Says
"Yes yes yes." Eddie Says
"I give to you the milt-anator!" Milton Says
A small robot rolls into the dojo, they all look at Milton then back the machine, The Wasabitron scans it and steps on it destroying it.
"Really? Really! That's it." Eddie Says
"What do you want?? I spent all my money on jumper cables." Milton Says
"This has gone on long enough, I'm throwing you out my dojo." Rudy Says
"Get him, Rudy." Abigail Says
"Come on, Rudy!" Jack Says
"Go Get Him!" Jerry Says
Rudy and Wasabitron faces off, Rudy throws punches and kicks but the robot dodges every attack and kicks Rudy hard in the chest. He gets back up but the Wasabitron punches him in the stomach and kicks him down in the chest.
"Oh!" They Say
"Someone dispose of your sensei." Wasabitron Says
"I'm not done, I'm just getting started." Rudy Says
"The chances of you defeating me are over 22.8 million to one. Why do you continue to fight?" Wasabitron Says
"Because I have something you don't-- Internal bleeding, a fractured tibia, and a spleen with some of my own teeth in it-- But more importantly, I got heart. It's why I'll never quit." Rudy Says
"Yeah, Rudy!" They Say
Rudy charges at the Wasabitron but he kicks Rudy down, Jack looks on angrily.
"That's it." Jack Says
Jack throws a roundhouse kick and punches at the Wasabitron but he grabs his arm kicks Jack in the stomach, Kim goes in and kicks Wasabitron but he grabs her arm as well and kicks her in the stomach sending her down as well. Abigail delivers a drop kick to Wasabitron and it sends him back at bit, She goes to punch him but he flips her on her back.
Jerry runs in but immediately gets punched in the chest, Eddie tries to throw a punch but gets sent flying across the mat. Milton delivers a kick but Wasabitron catches his foot then punches him in the chest throwing him down, Bobby tried to spear the robot down but he moves out the way and Bobby runs into the wall.
Jerry crawls over to Abigail and helps her up, she holds onto him for support.
"You Okay Abigail?" Jerry Asks
"Yeah Im alright Jer." Abigail Says
They all get to their feet and stand close to each other across from the robot.
"Yo, how many more times do we have to this?" Jerry Asks
"As many times as it takes." Rudy Says
"I did't want to do it at the first time." Eddie Says
"These continued attacks are illogical." Wasabitron Says
"Not to us we live by the wasabi code, That's something that Rudy taught us." Jack Says
"We swear by the light of the dragon's eye to be loyal and honest and never say die. Wasabi!" They Say
"Impossible code. Wasabi code. - Impossible..." Wasabitron Says, it starts malfunctioning
"Milton, what's going on?" Abigail Asks
"It can't process the fact that we know we can't win, but we'll never give up." Milton Says
"Unable to compute. Unable to compute. Unable to.." Wasabitron Malfunctions
"There's something else about us humans, we don't hit a man when he's down. But the thing is you're not a man." Rudy Says, He kicks Wasabitron in the area knocking him down
"I've got to hand it to you, Rudy. That was a classy move. I mean, fighting to get your dojo back, not kicking the robot in the motherboard. You know what? I should probably have the other robots destroyed. Rudy, can I have my jetpack?" Rudy looks at him "Fine, I'll take the bus!" Bobby Says, He leaves
"Guys, I just want you to know that as long as you're a part of this dojo, It'll always be worth fighting for.
Get in here!" Rudy Says, They All group hug
"Ew, what's that smell?" Milton Asks
"It's Kim's breath." Jack Says
"It is not! My breath is fine." Wasabitron Buzzer goes off "Hey, why don't you shut up?" Kim Says
Later On that night, Rudy is vacuuming the mats with Milton's crushed robot.
"This is great! You know, milt-anator, You weren't much of a robot, but you're a heck of a vacuum" He Pressed a button but nothing happens "That's weird. It's not turning off." It Turns back on "You don't scare me, puny little vacuum. I've seen what you can do." It Squirts On Him "Did you just squirt oil at me? Okay, let's do this." The Machine transforms into a bigger robot "Milton? Milton! Milton!" Rudy Says
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