SEAFORD HIGH SCHOOL

Jack meets up with the rest of the wasabi gang because he has news to tell them.

"I got it, guys I got it the line at gameplayer was a mile long but I didn't get any sleep, but it was worth it. I am the proud owner of "Kung fu cop
77." Jack Says Holding up a video game

"Nice!" They Say

"I know what you have to go through when there's a hot new game on the market, I had to wait two hours when "French horn hero" Came out." Milton Says

"There was a line for "French horn hero"?" Abigail Says

"No, there was a line of jocks waiting to see who was gonna buy it." Milton Says

"Hey, guys." Kim Says Walking by

"Hey, Kim." They Say

"Yo, Eddie, I heard Stacy wiseman in your gym class. Really likes you." Jerry Says

"She likes me? I'm gonna ask her out." Eddie Says

"Do you even know who she is?" Jack Asks

"No, but she's a girl and that's my type." Eddie Says

"Don't ask me how I know, 'cause I'm not revealing my sources. Let's just say I know people I'm dialed in." Jerry Says

"He accidentally walked into the girls' bathroom and heard her talking." Kim Says

"Whatever, Kim. My point is I had my ear to the ground." Jerry Says

"You had your ear to the ground because security tackled you for being in the girls' bathroom." Kim Says

Kim takes off her scary and puts it in her locker, they all look down at the necklace she's wearing.

"Whoa, Kim, that necklace is the ugliest, Creepiest thing I've ever seen in my life. Can I have it?" Jerry Says

"No, you can't have it." She smack his hand. "My aunt francie gave me some of her jewelry from the 70's. She's staying with us so I have to wear it. She calls this necklace "The dragon's eye" and says it has magical powers." Kim Says

"That's pretty cool." They Say

"She also says she's engaged to the Paul revere statue at the library." Kim Says

"Oh." They Say

"All right, time for gym class. - I'm gonna show Stacy wiseman what I've got." Eddie Says As He Rips off his pants revealing his short shorts

"Eddie Come on." Abigail Says

"My mom says I'm not gonna have these legs forever, so baby I'm gonna use them." Eddie Says

WASABI DOJO

Eddie and Jack walks into the dojo where everyone else is, Jack looks very exhausted.

"Well, I got to first base with Stacy wiseman." Eddie Says

"I told you my sources were right." Jerry Says

"Not exactly we were playing softball, I asked her out, and she hit me with first base but turns out she likes Steve Hubbard." Eddie Says

"That's the guy who stole my bike." Milton Says

"Why do girls always go for bad boys?" Eddie Asks

"Because sometimes they give them bikes that used to belong to other people." Milton Says

"Or maybe we like bad boys because they ooze Attractiveness, Confidence, and Can-do Attitude also-" They boys look at her. "Not that there's anything wrong with good guys of course." Abigail Says As Rudy enters covering his face

"Okay, everyone, I've not shaved in over a month. Behold my full-blown manstache." Rudy Says

"My aunt Connie has a thicker manstache." Jack Says

"Aw, it's cute... like a little moldy shoelace." Kim Says

"Cute? This is the same mustache that Bobby Wasabi has. It really started bushing out when I tried this." He grabs a bottle. "Dr. Follicle's hair fertilizer, Is the beard and mustache grower endorsed by lumber Jacks, Bikers and rabbis." Rudy Says

"Wow. Those three groups usually don't agree on anything." Milton Says

"Uh Jack...?" She goes over to Jack who's asleep in the locker. "Jack!" Kim Says

"Dude why are you so tired?" Abigail Asks

"Sorry. I was up all night playing "Kung fu cop '77" You go back in time with Bobby and play a bell-bottomed superfreak. Last night I took out eight ninjas with one disco ball." Jack Says

"Wait so now you haven't slept for two nights in a row." Eddie Says

"So what? Let's spar, Milton." Jack Says

Jack and Milton bows to each other, Jack throws and kicks and punches at Milton but he blocks them and Milton flips jack onto his back.

"Holy Christmas nuts, i don't know what just happened, but I think I just became a man! I've gotta call my father." Milton Says

"Jack, go to my office, lie down and take a nap." Rudy Says

"Rudy, I'm fine. Tell him, Eddie." Jack Says

"No, I'm Jerry, the good-looking one." Jerry Says

"Jack, I'm not gonna let you spar It'd be dangerous. I'm telling you, just go to my office." Rudy Says

"Rudy, you can't tell me what to do." Jack Says

"I can in this dojo. I'm your Sensei and I'm telling you to go lie down." Rudy Says

"Fine, but while I'm in there, I Hope nothing happens to your secret stash of cashews." Jack Says

"How did you know about my secret stash of... Oh, the cashews? Help yourself." Rudy Says

RUDY'S OFFICE

Jack walks into Rudy's office, he sees a display of dvd's of Kung fu cop on his desk.

"Whoa. "Kung fu cop '77 ." It's the movie the game is based on. Wide awake, Rudy not taking a nap. Gonna watch a movie." Jack Says Then plays the movie

"It was the summer of '77 and a wave of crime swept the city. Like a giant broom of crime the only thing that could save the city was a kung fu cop and his new hardheaded rookie partner."

Jack falls asleep, he starts to slowly wake up and see's Eddie who's almost hairless.

"Get up, hair bag!" Eddie Says

"Eddie?" Jack Says

"It's chief Eddie to you. If I wanted to stare at a longhaired Bucket of drool, I'd go home and wake up my wife now come with me." Eddie Says

He opens the door, the room that was once a dojo is now a police station. There's Officers and criminals everywhere.

"My number one kung fu cop is waiting outside,It's time for him to meet his new hardheaded rookie partner." Eddie Says

"Why are you always shouting?" Jack Asks

"It's the '70s. Everything's loud look at your shirt. See that? Loud! There's Wasabi now." Eddie Says

Bobby wasabi walks out the bathroom and makes a grand entrance, Jack looks over as he comes by.

"Bobby, this is your new partner." Eddie Says

"This kid's my new partner? I'm a butt kicker, not a babysitter." Bobby Says

"I don't need a babysitter, pops." Jack Says

"Who you calling pops? I'm old enough to be your father. Oh, I see that actually makes sense. Come on, punk. You want a piece of this?" Rudy Says

"Yeah, I do. Maybe it's time somebody put you in your place." Jack Says

"- Let's dance." Rudy Says

"Come on." Jack Says

70's music begins playing, Bobby and Jack starts dancing instead of fighting Eddie looks over and breaks it up.

"Whoa whoa! Back off, both of you, This is a police dojo, not a disco you two better figure out a way to work together. I'm going to lunch. I said lunch!" Eddie Says

"You just stay out of my way, rookie." Bobby Says

"You stay out of mine, old man." Jack Says

The dojo doors open. "My name is snowflake Jones, And I've been robbed." She Says As Jack use breath spray

"Hello, snowflake you've come to the right place. I'll help you my name's Jack check out my hair." Jack Says

"Usually I don't trust the fuzz, but I'm digging your vibe." Snowflake Says

"I Hope you keep digging, 'cause under this vibe is a layer of groove." Jack Says

"Ugh! Are you done, love train? I'll help this helpless kitten who lost her mitten." Bobby Says

"This kitten has claws, Hi-yah!" Snowflake Say breaking the table

"So how can we help you, ma'am?" Bobby Asks

"I can take care of myself, man i don't need your jive time muscles. I need your badges someone broke into my pad and stole my dragon's eye necklace." Snowflake Says

"Well, we dig What does your necklace look like sister?" Jack Says Spinning

"Whoa whoa, hold on, rookie. Let me show you how it's done. What does your necklace look like, Sister?" Bobby Says Spinning

"Gold link chain, round pendant with a dragon's eye in the middle. My aunt gave it to me and said whoever wears that necklace. Holds great power." Snowflake Says

"A necklace like that falls into the wrong hands, it'd be a bad scene. One, its owner could use it to take over the world, Two, it may not go good with their outfit." Jack Says

"Okay, we'll take the case." Bobby & Jack Says

"No, you won't." Eddie Says

"Come on, chief, the snowflake needs us we can't let that dragon's eye get into the wrong hands." Jack Says

"I'm not sending you on a wild goose Chase, Not when a wild goose just busted out of the zoo, and I need you to Chase it just stay away from that dragon's eye case or it'll mean your badges." He takes a bite of his sandwich. "Oh, wow, this is good." Eddie Says Then leaves

"I'll find the necklace myself. I thought you two had nunchucks." Snowflake Says

"Oh, we got nunchucks, sister." Bobby Says As he and Jack takes out their nunchucks

"I don't care if our jobs are on the line, this stone-cold fox needs our help. - We're in." Jack Says

"Hold on, punk. I'm in charge here, and we're not in unless I say we're in. - We're in." Bobby Says

"Groovy, baby." Snowflake Says

"If we're gonna fight crime, we need some theme music." Jack Says

"For once, you're right." Bobby Says

Bobby walks over to the radio and puts in a disk and smooth jazz music starts playing, Jack and Snowflake looks at him.

"Let me take a shot at this." She takes out the disk and takes out one from her Afro. "Now that's a groove I can boogie to." Snowflake Says

Snowflake, Bobby and Jack boogie's out the police dojo.

LOOSE LIPS DINER

Jack, Bobby and Snowflake reaches their destination.

"This is the loose lips diner, it's where all the snitches hang out." Bobby Says

"I heard about this place, they got a really far out secret sauce." Snowflake Says

"It's just ketchup and mayonnaise with a hint of paprika, But you didn't hear it from me." La Boca Says then gets hit in the head with a bagel

"That's la Boca, If somebody took your dragon's eye necklace, He'll know." Bobby Says

"I'll get this bird to sing. Come on, baby, who's a good birdie?" Jack Says

"Get out of the way, La Boca." He tries to run but Bobby pins him against the wall. "La Boca, I know you know what I wanna know and I want you to know that I know it, you know!"

"No." La Boca Says

Bobby drops La Boca then Jack goes over and pins him to the wall again.

"Okay, la Boca, are you gonna play along or is my partner here gonna have to throw the book at you?" Jack Says

"I didn't bring my throwing book, I thought you were gonna bring yours." Bobby Says

Jack let's him go and he drops to the floor again but Snowflake goes over to pin him to the wall.

"What are you doing, mami?" La Boca

"Listen, sucka, if my dragon's eye necklace falls into the wrong hands, the whole world can be in danger can you dig it?" Snowflake Says

"Okay, okay, let me down, muscle mama, And I'll tell you what I know." She let's him go. "Okay, there's a hot new club downtown called "The school." Word on the street is someone's been flashing your necklace around there." La Boca Says

"Let's go." Bobby Says

"Wait! There's more, once I start snitching, I can't stop. You don't have to wait an hour after you eat to go swimming and the tooth fairy is actually just your..." La Boca Says

"La-la-la la-la!" Bobby Says

"Get in the car, la Boca we need you take us to "The school." Jack Says

"Okay, but I'm gonna try and escape at the first
stoplight. Dang! Why do I love snitching so much?" La Boca Says

THE SCHOOL HOUSE

They all arrive at the school and makes a groovy entrance, there's people dancing and chatting.

"So this is the school huh?" Bobby Asks

"Yup, I'm a local here plus the mama's here are hot." La Boca Says

"Yeah no kidding, who's that over there?" Jack Asks

They all look over at the dance floor, there's a girl with a green leopard print dress with fishnets underneath and white gogo boots on dancing to the upbeat music.

"Oh That's ChiChi, our very own boogie princess." La Boca Says

"Why do they call her that?" Snowflake Asks

"Because look at her, that girl can move." La Boca Says

"La Boca Hey." ChiChi Says Hugging him

"Hey Chichi." La Boca Says

"Who's your friends here?" Chichi Asks

"Oh That's Bobby, Jack and Snowflake there in the middle of an investigation." La Boca Says

"You helping out the cops...what did you do know are you snitching again?" Chichi Says

"Yeah, but hey at least I'm helping out." La Boca Says

"Hey, Ooo I'm loving the hair." Chichi Says

"Thanks, I really dig your whole look especially the outfit." Snowflake Says

"Oh my god thank you." Chichi Says

"The schoolhouse rocks who are all these cats here to see?" Snowflake Asks

"The hero with a french horn... Milty moondust. He can blow notes that sound like a walrus passing gas in a steel drum." La Boca Says

"My old lady makes the same sound when she bends over to pick up the newspaper. Today's headline... "Clear the room." Bobby Says

"Look guys he's here." Chichi Says

The lights dim and they all look up to see a curtain get pulled up and reveals Milty Moondust

"Hello, earthlings. I bring you an interstellar groove."Milty Says Then plays his French horn

"Look around, snowflake do you see your necklace?" Bobby Asks

"There's a lot of fly neck candy, But I don't see the dragon's eye anywhere." Snowflake Says

"Hello!" He Struggles to walk down the stairs. "Trying to rock the house here I don't come to your house and interrupt you, During your groovy french horn solos."Milty Says

"Can it, spaceboy this is an important police investigation we're looking for the dragon's eye necklace." Bobby Says

"Oh. Well, in that case, The show's over. Rock and roll! Stupid sexy shoes." Milty Says Running away

"Let's get him!" Bobby Says

They all begin to chase him around the school, Jack takes a different way. He catches up with Milty and throws him into some trash cans.

"Okay, milty, spill it. What are you hiding?" Jack Asks

"I can't hide anything. I'm in spandex." Milty Says As they all approach them

"He won't talk." Jack Says

"Won't he? Sure would be horrible if something bad happened to your horn." Bobby Says

"Fine, I'll talk. I saw a dude with your necklace he asked me to play a private gig later at his lava lamp factory." Milty Says

"If you know what's good for you..." Jack Says

"I do. Vitamin c, eight hours of sleep and leafy vegetables." Milty Says

"Let me finish If you know what's good for you, you'll take us there." Jack Says

"Oh, that. Yeah, sure. To my spaceship and by spaceship, I mean my sister's bike." Milty Says
As they walk away

"I gotta ask was your partner really wasted by a french horn?" Snowflake Asks

"It was actually a violin, But the french horn was pulling the strings." Bobby Says

LUSKIN'S LAVA LAMPS

They all walk inside the factory, there's many lava lamps everywhere then the lights turn on.

"Well, well, well, Look what the Cat dragged in." Eddie Says

"Chief Eddie?" Bobby Says

"I told you two not to take this case, But you didn't listen, did you." Eddie Says

"Chief, you're the evil mastermind?" Jack Says

"Chief permanently off-duty. I got your necklace. You know why? 'cause I'm a bad boy." Eddie Says

"You're bad all right, and I don't mean bad meaning good, Like the kids have recently begun to say." Bobby Says

"This necklace gave me the power to get everything I ever wanted... Money, women, cars and my falcon Toto." Eddie Says

"Give it up, Eddie. It's a stuffed pigeon." Jack Says

"You've got something that belongs to this foxy mama." Jack Says

"You just made my mood ring turn red." Snowflake Says

"Do you mind? Battling an evil mastermind here we want the dragon's eye and we want it now!" Bobby Says

"You mean this? I don't think so." He Claps his hand and a bunch of ninjas pop out. "Turquoise, coco, you're about to see big daddy take care of some business." Eddie Says

La Boca, Snowflake, Chichi and Milty steps out of sight, Bobby and Jack Stand back to back as the ninjas circle them.

"Wasabi!" Bobby Yells

Bobby kicks the ninja in front of him then kick the other one, the ninja gets back up and Bobby punches them. Jack throws some kicks and punches at the ninjas knocking them down.

"Would you stop playing? They can't fight to that." La Boca Says

Bobby puts his hands out and he lifts Jack up, he grabs onto a hook and kicks two ninjas into two boxes and swings over some boxes.

"Bobby!" Jack Says

Bobby ducks and the hook hits the ninja, Two of the ninjas tosses some barrels down at Jack which he jumps over and Jack kicks them back over knocking them down.

Over with Bobby he's taking on three of the ninjas by himself, Chichi and Snowflake comes out of hiding. Snowflake kicks one of the ninjas into a box while Chichi throws some punches and kicks at them, She climbs up the ninja and takes them down with a head scissors takedown.

"Nice, where did you learn how to fight like that?" Snowflake Asks

"Fight club." Chichi Says

"Sweet!" Snowflake Says giving Chichi a high-five

Jack comes around a corner and gives the girls a thumbs up, But a ninja comes behind him and grabs him.

"Jack!" Snowflake Says

Snowflake pulls Jack away and they both side kicks the ninja really hard into a couple boxes.

"Nice Job ladies Chichi and Snowflake, you ever think of joining the force?" Jack Asks

"Ehh having authority is not really my thing." Chichi Says

"Yeah That's not my bag, man this is one chick that can't be caged." Snowflake Says

"Not bad for a rookie." Bobby Says

"Pretty good for an old man." Jack Says Then he and Bobby does their handshake

"When you two are done playing patty-cake, Eddie's getting away with my necklace."Snowflake Says

Eddie tried to escape but Jack climbs up and stops him.

"Hi-yah! Give it up, Eddie hand over the necklace."Jack Says

"If I can't have the dragon's eye, no one can." Eddie Says then tosses the necklace towards the lava pool.

"Is it just me or is that thing falling really slow?" La Boca Says

The necklace lands at the end of the pipe it's just dangling, they all move closer and sees Jack walking on the pipe.

"Jack, it's too dangerous that pipe won't hold your weight." Bobby Says

"I know what I'm doing." Jack Says

"Jack, I'm in charge, and I order you off that pipe." Bobby Says

"No one tells me what to do." Jack Says As He gets the necklace and tosses it to Snowflake.

"Yes." The pipe breaks and Jack falls. "Jack!" Snowflake Says

" Whoa!" Jack Says

"Oh, man. He's falling slow, too." La Boca Says

"I should have listened!" Jack Says Falling into the lava

RUDY'S OFFICE

"I should have listened! I should have listened!" Jack Says

"Jack, Jack, wake up." Rudy Says

"I just had the craziest dream, You were there, you were there and you were there and you were there. We all had really bad hair. Except for Abigail and Kim you guys hair looked kind of pretty." Jack Says

"Uh, thanks, I guess." Kim Says

"Yeah thanks." Abigail Says

"Whoa, that's weird. My mood ring just turned red." Kim Says

"What?" Jack Says

"My aunt gave it to me with the necklace." Kim Says

"Where is your necklace?" Jack Asks

"I lost it. She's gonna freak out." Kim Says

"Jack, you feeling any better now that you got some sleep?" Rudy Asks

"Yeah, you were right I didn't mean to disrespect you. I was just tired." Jack Says

"It's cool I'm just glad you got a little rest." Rudy Says As Eddie enters

"Kim, I found your necklace over at falafel Phil's." Eddie Says

"Thanks." Kim Says

"And the weirdest thing... I just bumped into Stacy wiseman, and she asked me out." Eddie Says

"Way to go Eddie." Abigail Says

"Maybe Kim's necklace does have magical powers." Jerry Says

"Come on, guys, it's just a necklace. It can't have magical powers, right?" He looks down at the dragons eye and it blinks. "I'm gonna go home I think I may need some more sleep see you guys." Jack Says then leaves

"Yeah, I'm out of here too, guys. I'm gonna return Dr. Follicle's rip-off hair grower." Rudy Says

"It's not working, huh?" Milton Asks

"Oh, it's working... everywhere but my face." Rudy Says

He pulls down his Gi and shows his chest hair which is very busy, everyone looks at it in disgust and they hurry out of Rudy's office.