Kickin It In China
SEAFORD MALL COURTYARD
Eddie, Jerry, Milton and Abigail walks to table near Jack carrying Chinese food.
"Boy, this chinese food is terrible." Eddie Says
"Well, what'd you expect from a place called "the scabby dragon"?" Abigail Says
"I'll take one of these fortune cookies hard to mess them up. "you are about to embark on an exciting journey." Jack Says
"Oh sweet, dude that's a good one." Jerry Says
"These fortunes are just a dumb gimmick to take your mind off how the cookies look and taste like an old man's ear." Jack Says
"I can't tell you how I know this, But they taste nothing like an old man's ear. "A surprise will fall from the sky." Eddie Says
"Your carelessness will harm a friend." Milton Says
"A New Voyage will fill your life with new memories and feelings." Abigail Says
lYou have a nose for trou—" Jerry Says
"Sound it out." Abigail Says
"Trouble." Jerry Says
They nods and begins eating, Eddie hears something and looks up.
"Aw, check out that squirrel up there, cute little fella." It falls on him "Get it off!"
Milton helps Eddie get the squirrel off but he elbows Jerry in the face.
"Dude, chill. Oh!" Jerry Says As Abigail checks on him
"You Okay?" Abigail Asks
"No..Abigail am I bleeding?" Jerry Asks
"Wait a minute. "a surprise will fall from the sky." Eddie Says
"I will harm a friend." Milton Says
"And my nose is definitely in trouble." Jerry Says
"Guys, you're not gonna believe this! Jack just found out he's going to China!" Kim Says
"The journey." Milton Says
"The cookies." Eddie Says
"Whoa!" They Say
WASABI DOJO
"I cannot believe this. I am going to the Junior World Martial Arts Championships in China!" Jack Says
"I was gonna go, but I'm not what they call, you know, Good." Milton Says
"Guys, I've been dreaming about this tournament since I got in the martial arts How did this happen?" Jack Says
"Mm, I may know how it happened. I might have taken it upon myself to write a letter about a certain student and possibly sent it to, oh I don't know, China." Rudy Says
"Dude, this is important try to remember did you do it or not?" Jerry Asks
"Of course I did it. Jack's amazing. He's undefeated. He's never lost a match in his life." Rudy Says
"Rudy, Can I talk to you outside for a second?" Jack Says
Jack, Rudy, Kim and Jack leaves. Eddie comes over to them with cups.
"Guys, this fortune cookie thing is freaking me out. Every one of them came true." Jerry Says
"I don't know Jerry, maybe it's a coincidence...I mean mine didn't come true." Abigail Says
"She's right Jerry It's scientifically impossible for a piece of paper in a random pastry to predict the future." Milton Says
"There's one left." Eddie Says
"That magic cookie is mine." Milton Says
"No, I had it first!" Eddie Says
"No! I got it." Jerry Eats The Fortune
"Dude!" Milton Says
"You're—" Abigail Says
"What?" Jerry Says
"You're eating the fortune!" Abigail Says
Jerry spits it out and fished through the crumbs for the fortune.
"Here." Jerry Says
"You will find a great treasure in—" Milton Says
"In what?!" Eddie Asks
"In Jerry's stomach, Because that's where the rest of this is." Milton Says
"Way to go, jerry!" Abigail Says
"Wait, I can get it out. I did this when I swallowed my retainer." Jerry Says
He tries to vomit back up the other half of the fortune, They all look at him.
"Forget it!" They Say
SEAFORD MALL COURTYARD
"Rudy, not everything you told those people about me was true." Jack Says
"Please, everybody stretches the truth. I do it all the time on my online dating profile. I'm not really a bathing suit model." Rudy Says
"Rudy, I'm not undefeated a kid named Kai beat me so badly I gave up karate till I came here." Jack Says
"Jack, it doesn't matter you deserve this and that's why they sent you two first-class tickets to china. You get to bring someone-- An adult, a mentor, perhaps someone who is both here and a man." Rudy Says
"It'd be great if we could all go." Kim Says
"Wait, first-class tickets are really expensive maybe I could trade them in for eight coach tickets." Jack Says
"It's settled Jack and I are going alone first-class Endless legroom, Our own entertainment systems And hot nuts." Rudy Says
"I'm just saying, it'd be great if we could all—" Kim Says
"I said hot nuts, Kim!" Rudy Says
Abigail, Jerry, Milton and Eddie meets up with them in the courtyard.
"What's up guys?" Abigail Asks
"Guys, we're all going to China!" Jack Says
They all become excited, Jack hugs Abigail then Milton. Jerry hugs Kim and Rudy then Eddie.
CHINA
The Wasabi gang and Rudy all fly to China,
they start exploring the beautiful place by visiting the Great Wall of China.
"All right, this is amazing!, We are actually standing on the great wall of china." Jack Says
"It feels so great to get out of seaford this was a must need vacation." Abigail Says
"Didn't your fortune say something about going on a vacation?" Eddie Asks
"Yeah but that doesn't mean it didn't fully come true though, the other part of the fortune said that my vacation would be filled with new feelings and memories, don't know when that's gonna happen."Abigail Says
"Guys Just think, thousands of years ago The emperor could've stood right here, Leaned out over the edge of the wall and yelled, "you darn kids aren't getting your ball back!"
"This thing is over 3700 miles long." Kim Says
"Huh The biggest landmark back in Seaford is the water tower Somebody spray-painted "fart" on." Abigail Says
"Well, this wall is awesome, but you know what else is awesome? Cookies with fortunes that come true." Milton Says
"So we're gonna head over to the Panda Moon Cookie Company." Abigail Says
"It turns out it's just a few miles from here." Eddie Says
"Once we get the other half of that fortune, We'll be able to find where our treasure is." Jerry Says
"Guys, jack's tournament starts in a couple of hours. Don't get lost." Rudy Says
"Don't worry, we won't be late. I found a great cab driver." Jerry Says
CAB
Jerry, Abigail, Milton and Eddie are sitting in traffic on a busy street.
"Why old lady sitting in car eating cake?! Drive, lady! Eat faster! oh great, now stupid yak!, He blocked whole street! Move your butt, hairy beast!- Hi-yah!" He Says
"This guy's gonna get us killed." Jerry Says
"Yaks don't get angry, Jerry they're very calm, docile creatu—Ah yeah, he-- no, he's angry." Milton Says
The yak starts attacking Milton, Eddie and Jerry in the backseat. Abigail watches the cab driver hit the Yak.
"Get down, get down, get down yak attack get down. Move out of the way, beast. Ugh, did you see that?" He Says
"Did I see that?! A yak just tried getting in our car!" Abigail Says
Then a man jumps on the back of the car, he's yelling at the cab driver.
"But we're all good now. Oh, it's fiancee's ex-boyfriend Zack. Get down! Zack attack!" He Says
"What?!" They Say
"Both zack and yak attacks will be reflected in your tip." Milton Says
THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA
Jack and Rudy are getting prepared for the martial arts tournament, others are as well.
"Who's the man? You're the man! Say it!" Rudy Says
"You're the man." Jack Says
"Right! No no no, I'm not the man you're the man. I'm just a man. Just a man in a world of men-and some women—" Rudy Says
"Hey, Jack. Jack, I was down at the market and I picked you up these Baoding stones." Kim Says
"Oh, kind of had my heart set on a glow-in-the-dark ninja bobblehead, But no no, rocks are cool." Jack Says
"By rotating them in your hand, It will center you, build your chi and help you compete." Kim Says
"Hey, can I see those for a second?" He takes them and throws them "What is wrong with you?! Why don't you hop on your unicorn and ride to yoga class, moon princess? We don't need your magic rocks." Rudy Says
"Right right. He needs you telling him "The pain train is on the jack track!" What does that even mean?" Kim Asks
"It means that jack needs to come out swinging And show them that this is his house!" Rudy Says Then hits a table hard breaking it
"Do you realize you just broke a thousand year old table?" He Says
"You've had that table for a thousand years? You people ever hear of a garage sale?" Rudy Says
CAB
The cab driver is sitting in the car crying, Abigail is rubbing her forehead. Jerry, Eddie and Milton looks at him confused.
"Why'd you stop?" Milton Asks
"Hard to drive and cry at the same time." He Says
"Why are you crying?" Abigail Asks
"Tonight's my wedding night and I don't know what to do." He Says
"I don't know what to do either, man I'm only 13" Eddie Says
"I just got a text from the guys in my wedding party. They can't make it and without three men to stand with me, I can't get married!" He Says
"Guys, are you thinking what I'm thinking?" Abigail Says
"Yeah...Let's find another cab." Jerry Says
"Yeah. Oh, please come stand with me I love this girl." He Says
"I don't know, uh, we've gotta get to the cookie factory And then we've gotta get back to Jack's tournament." Milton Says
"This will be quick, I promise all we need to do is get you dressed in traditional Chinese clothes." He Says
WEDDING CEREMONY
Jerry, Milton and Eddie are the three grooms for the cab driver. Jerry is dressed as Elvis, Eddie is dressed as a Shaolin Monk, Milton is dressed in a traditional Chinese women's clothing and makeup.
"I haven't worn this much makeup since I starred as cleopatra in the school play." Milton Says
Abigail is dressed in a silk satin traditional red chinese long cheongsam dress. She's holding a base to flower petals she was the flower girl.
"Why were you cle—-" Abigail Asks
"Because I had the legs for it." Milton Says
"I still don't get how elvis is part - of a chinese wedding." Jerry Says
"He's not. It was the only costume left. It was either that or Santa Claus." Shen Says
"Shen, just glad we could help you out Congratulations." Shen Says
"Congratulations to you guys too." Shen Says
"Wait. Why?" Milton Asks
"I couldn't marry my wife unless I found husbands for her sisters. So congratulations, bro-in-laws." Shen Says
"Oh No." Abigail Says
Jerry, Milton and Jerry screams in horror then runs right out of the ceremony but their wives chases after them.
THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA
Jack and His Opponent stands across from each other.
"Hey, can we wait, like, five minutes? I'm sure my friends will be" His Opponent Kicks Him "Or we can just go now." Jack Says
Jack spends the rest of his afternoon defeating his opponents, Rudy and Kim looks on proud. Jack kicks his opponent and Rudy bumps into another priceless artifact breaking it.
"Let me guess—priceless thousand-year-old vase Just put it on my tab." Rudy Says
Jack and His opponent are going toe to toe, He flips jack onto the ground but he does a drop toe hold into a submission and Jack wins via submission.
"Yame." He Says
"Yes! Yes! Jack, you did it! You're in the final!" Kim Says
"Now as your sensei, I know you look at me as the guy that is responsible for your success, But I want you to know that in some small way you're a part of it too." Rudy Says
"Thanks, Rudy." Jack Says
Meanwhile on the Mat, There's another match going on. The boy in the back and yellow Gi beats up his opponent, He flips him then twist his arm.
"Get up, punk!" He Yells
"Yame."
"Looks like the other semi-final is over." Kim Says
"That's your opponent in the championship." Rudy Says
"That's kai." Jack Says
"I saw your fights, jack. Surprised to see you here." Kai Says
"I thought I'd swing by and pick up a trophy or two." Jack Says
"That's funny, I thought I beat the karate out of you two years ago." Kai Says
"Well, I'm a better fighter than I was two years ago an your breath is worse." Kai Says
"Listen, loser, this time when I take you down, You're not getting back up." Kai Says
"He's not afraid of you, Kai! Right, Jack?" Kim Says
"Kim, I can't beat this guy." Jack Says
"Jack, think about everything that I taught you, think about everything your grandfather taught you he was a master sensei." Rudy Says
"He taught the same things to Kai. Kai's my cousin." Jack Says
Rudy sighs then takes a seat in a chair but it breaks.
"You really need to get some stronger furniture in here!" Rudy Says
Jack walks over to pack up some of his things, Rudy and Kim follows him.
"What happened between you and kai?" Rudy Asks
"We both studied with our grandfather, But to kai it wasn't about honor and discipline. It was about intimidation and hurting people." Jack Says
"Jack, it doesn't matter you can take him." Kim Says
"Yeah, you are not gonna give up on yourself, Not after I flew all the way out here in coach, stuck between a screaming baby and a man who cleaned himself with his tongue." Rudy Says
"Maybe you guys are right my grandfather taught me to live by the Wasabi code. We swear by the light of the dragon's eye to be loyal and honest and never say die." Jack Says
"Never say die, Jack." Rudy Says
"I don't know if I can beat Kai, But he's gonna know he's been in a fight." Jack Says
"Why didn't you tell us Kai was your cousin?" Rudy Asks
"My family were really embarrassed of Kai and my Uncle Carl wears flip-flops to the post office." Jack Says
"That's not so weird." Kim Says
"It is if that's all he wears, you do not wanna know where he keeps his stamps." Jack Says
Jerry is carrying Milton, Eddie and Abigail in a carriage the three wives are still chasing them,
Jack steps out the bathroom he flushes the toilet.
"Man, two thousand years old and that toilet still flushes better than the one at the dojo." Three Men dressed in Ninja costumes. "What?" Jack Says
The three ninjas attack Jack with Bo-Staffs and Jack tries his best to fight them off. He takes the staff form one of them and uses it for defense, One of the Ninjas hit Jack on his hand with the Bo-Staff. He looks up and sees a tattoo, Kai steps in and helps save Jack from the three on one assault.
"Oh, kai Thanks, man." Jack Says
"Who were those guys?" Kai Asks
"I don't know, I kind of feel like a jerk I thought you were one of them." Jack Says
"Come on, jack, we're still cousins." Kai Says
"Who'd jump me like this?" Jack Says
"You just beat four of the best fighters in the world some of them don't like to lose." Kai Says
"Yeah." Jack Says
"You're all right?" Kai Asks
"I don't know, my hand really hurts do you think we lost them?" Jack Asks
"For now." Kai Says
STREET
The three wives are still looking for Jerry, Milton and Eddie but they are hiding behind some umbrellas.
"This is all your fault, you're the one that said we needed to help Shen." Jerry Says
"Well, excuse me for having a heart." Milton Says
"Yeah? Well, because of your heart, we're lost, broke and you three are dressed like idiots." Abigail Says
"Oh, I'm dressed like an idiot?" Milton Says
"- Yeah!" Jerry & Abigail Says
"God why did I get stuck with you three morons!" Abigail Says
"Guys. Guys. Guys! Check it out, It's the Panda Moon Cookie Company." Eddie Says
"Whoa." They Say
THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA
Jack is getting his hand wrapped from the doctor, Rudy is pacing and whining.
"Jack, after a thorough examination of your hand... I'm afraid I have to be honest with you. Based on my diagnosis..." He Says
"Ahh." Rudy Says
"Rudy!" Kim Says
"Jack, your hand is broken. You can't fight in the tournament tonight." He Says
"What? No no! No, I didn't come all the way out here to forfeit." Jack Says
The doctor sighs then leaves, Jack looks at the ground sad. Kim and Rudy comforts him.
"I'm sorry, I know thing's didn't turn out the way you wanted, But you proved you belong here." Kim Says
"Right here with the best in the world, I'm really proud of you now I'm just gonna walk behind those lockers and if you hear what sounds like a grown man crying... It's probably just the pipes." He Stays Sobbing "Stupid pipes." Rudy Says
PANDA MOON COOKIE FACTORY
Jerry, Eddie, Abigail and Milton looks around the factory.
"We're closed. What do you want?" She Asks
"We'll we've chased by three estranged woman all day so we ain't leaving." Abigail Says
"We've come all the way from America just to see you, pei pei." Eddie Says
"Hey, what is this? Am I getting the "Punk'd"?" Pei Pei Asks
"We need to know the rest of this fortune. "You will find the greatest treasure of all in--" Milton Says
"Oh, this riddle is impossible to solve it would be easier to knock down the moon with a stick or ride a dragon with-- oh wait, I know this one." Pei Pei Says
"You Do?" Abigail Says
"You wanna know this?" Pei Pei Asks
"Yeah, we do." They Say
She walks over to a large book, skims through a few pages then lands on it.
"You will find the greatest treasure of all in..." , Ah! "your friends." Pei Pei Says
"Yay! Oh, what?" They Say
"Did you just say your friends?" Milton Says
"I don't know what you're trying to pull here, But we're not leaving until we know where our treasure is, grandma!" Eddie Says
Pei Pei slams her book closed and cracks her neck, She yells at them before attacking them.
THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA
"I just got a text from Abigail, they said they're sorry I had to forfeit and they'll be here as soon as they guys ditch the wives." Jack Says
"What does that mean?" Kim Asks
"Uh, try to stay hip to the jive, Kim. "Ditch the wives" is what the kids today say when something is cool or rad. Hey, Jack, check out that judge's beard. It's so ditch the wives." Rudy Says
"And now this year's junior world martial arts champion-- Kai Would you please come up here?" He Says
Kai walks up and accepts the trophy and shakes the grand masters hand.
"I'm gonna go congratulate Kai, Congratulations, Kai." He Stops and see's a familiar Tattoo from earlier "This guy a friend of yours?" Jack Says
"Yeah Why?" Kai Says
"Cause he's got the same tattoo as one of the guys that jumped me!" Jack Says
"Jack, you had a forfeit. I won. Let it go." Kai Says
"You won because you were afraid to fight me, So you sent your friends to take me out." Jack Says
"You better watch your mouth, You're still just a little punk." Kai Says
"And you're still a liar, a cheat and a coward. But enjoy your trophy, champ." Jack Says
Jack walks away then Kai drop kicks him in the back knocking Jack down.
"That is so not ditch the wives!" Kai's friends tried intervening but He and Kim stopped it. "Back up!" Rudy Says
Kai throws some spinning kicks at Jack who blocks them, Jack does the same and Kai blocks it as well.
Kai kicks the broken hand then kicks Jack out onto the walk way of the wall.
Kai and Jack square off on the wall, everyone from inside watches nearby. Jack kicks Kai into an ancient Samurai statue and he breaks it.
Kai picks up the bo-staff from the statue and swings it at Jack who dodges his every move. Jack jumps onto the sides, Kai continues to swing the staff at Jack but he blocks it again almost falling off the wall.
Jack and Kai wrestle for the bo-staff but Jack ends up getting it but Kai goes flying over the wall but Jack catches him.
"Okay, Jack, I'm sorry. I'll admit it. I planned the attack against you just don't let me fall." Kai Says
"Don't worry. I've got you, man." Jack Says
Jack helps Kai up from over the wall, Kai stands up and starts laughing.
"Oh that proves you're weak, I would've let you drop." Kai Says
Kai hits Jack's broken hand sending him on one knee, He goes to kick Jack but he catches him and throws Kai into a bench as he breaks it.
"Okay I think everybody saw I was nowhere near that bench." Rudy Says
"See you next year, champ." Jack Says
Abigail, Jerry, Eddie and Milton all makes it on time to Jack, Rudy and Kim.
"Hey Guys Where here." Abigail Says
"Sorry we're late, you would not believe what we've been through." Milton Says
Jerry's Phone Rings "Ooh, it's the wife. Ignore!"
Abigail is on her phone texting her mother, Jerry walks around the corner and sees her sitting alone and walks over.
"Hey." Jerry Says
"Hey Elvis." Abigail Says
"What are you doing?" Jerry Asks
"Texting my mom and dad." He Sits next to her. "I don't know if I should tell her what just happened or keep it to myself." Abigail Says
"Take my advice don't tell your parents." Jerry Says
Abigail laughs a bit. "Sorry you guys didn't get your treasure."
"Nah it's okay, But the fortune cookie was right the treasure of friendship is way more important. I mean look at the day I had, I traveled, Visited the Great Wall of China got attacked by a yak and most of all got married...I'm only 13." Jerry Says
"Yeah and don't forget getting attacked by Pei Pei ."Abigail Says
"But it was totally worth it you wanna know why?" Jerry Asks
"Why?" Abigail Says
"Because I was doing it with you guys, If there's one person I'm glad I shared that with you Abby, Plus I think you looked like a very pretty flower girl." Jerry Says
Abigail Smiles at Jerry." Thanks and you know what Jerry...you looks very good as Elvis."
"Thank you thank you very much." Abigail Chuckle's. "There's that smile haven't seen it all day." Jerry Says
"That's because you always find a way to make me laugh, unintentionally to." Abigail Says
"I Try I Try." Jerry Says
"Shut up." Abigail Says
"Alright we're all about to eat out on the Great Wall you coming with?" Jerry Asks
"Yeah give me a moment." Abigail Says
"Sure." Jerry Says
Jerry gets up and walks away, Abigail watches him walks away then stares off into space thinking about something and she raises her eyes.
"Oh my...what is this am I...no Abigail this can't be a new feeling?...or can it?"
"Abigail." Jerry Says
"Jerry Yes?" Abigail Says
"I forgot to ask, did your fortune ever come true?" Jerry Asks
"...you know what Jerry." She walks over to him. "I think so." Abigail Says
"Cool, Told you those fortune's were magic now let's eat I'm starving from all the running." Jerry Says
Abigail rolls her eyes as Jerry wraps his arm around her shoulder as they walk towards their friends.
THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA
"So after all got you find out your great treature is in your friends." Jack Says
"Yeah! Can you believe that?" Eddie Says
"I can Look, you could have all the money in the world, But if you don't have what we have right here, you've got nothing- To friends." Rudy Says
"To friends." They All Cheer and drink "Ah."
"So do you think your wife will be mad that you ditched her?" Abigail Asks
"Uh, excuse me, my wife has a name. I may not know what it is, but she has a name." Jerry Says
"They're not our wives. We're, 13 there were no rings And one of us was dressed like elvis." Milton Says
"Oh, really? You might want to tell them that." Kim Says
They turn around and their wives are behind them, they get startled.
"Honey, I can explain. Run." Milton Says
The wives chase them but the boys decided to jump over the bridge.
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