Karate Games
SEAFORD MALL COURTYARD
Jerry, Eddie and Milton arrived back to their table in the food court area, carrying their trays.
"That police helicopter's been flying pretty low." Eddie Says
"That's because they know what I did." Jerry Says
"What'd you do?" Eddie Asks
"I took some extra packets of hot sauce from Taco Town. I an, two, sure. Three, maybe, but four? What kind of sicko am I?" Jerry Says
"It's not you, Jerry. A prisoner busted out of the Seaford Correctional Facility. They've been looking for him all morning." Milton Says, Jerry let's out a sigh.
"That's a relief..I'm gonna get some more hot sauce." Jerry Says
Jerry gets up from their table and walks away, meanwhile there's a man wearing orange pants entering the court area. He sees one of the mall cops leaving Phil's and sits down at the table, covering himself with a newspaper. Jerry walks back and notices the escaped con, and walks back to the table.
"Guys guys guys you see that dude over there? He's wearing orange pants. You know what that means?" Jerry Says
"It means he's secure in who he is as a man. I mean, orange after Labor Day? That's just bold." Milton Says
"No. He means that's the escaped convict they're looking for." Eddie Says
"I'm going to subtly let that helicopter know he's over there." Milton Says
"Okay." Eddie and Jerry Says
"Hey, helicopter man! He's over there! Don't you dare move, Mister. Don't you move!" Milton Says
Jack, Kim and Abigail leaves Phil's carrying their food trays, the convict charges at them but Jack and Kim puts down their lunches and takes on the man while Eddie, Milton and Jerry hides behind three elderly woman. Jack and Kim takes his arms and flips him onto his back, he lands on the table knocked out. The Officers finally arrived and arrests him.
"Okay. The show's over. Remain calm, people we got him." Jerry Says
"We?..you didn't even do anything, you three hid behind them." Abigail Says
"I could have taken that guy on." Jerry Says
"Sure you can." Abigail Says, rolling her eyes at him.
"You're lucky you didn't have to deal with me. Because then you would have met Laverne and Shirley!" Milton Says, as he held up his fist.
"Ah!" The man yelled, causing Milton to jump.
"Mommy!" Milton Says, running away screaming.
WASABI DOJO
Eddie, Milton and Jerry are in the dojo stretching before practice. Abigail walks in carrying a plastic container.
"Hey guys, my mom made some brownies for her office party and there's some leftover anyone want some?" Abigail Asks
"I would love some." Eddie Says
"Me too, but important question is there peanuts in it?" Milton Asks
"No.." Abigail Says
"Then I'll take two." Milton Says
Abigail opens up the container and Eddie and Milton takes some, Jerry tries getting some but she smacks his hand away.
"Ow! wait why can't I have any?" Jerry Asks
"You kissed my cousin, you get nothing." Abigail Says
"Abigail how many times do I have to say I'm sorry." Jerry Says
"Try a million and we'll see." Abigail Says, pushing past him then Jack and Kim enters.
"Guys, we've been on the news all day." Jim Says
"They used surveillance footage from the Mall Security Camera. I kicked butt, and looked good while doing it." Kim Says, flipping her hair.
"You know, Kim, in the interview with the reporter, you kind of made it sound like you took the guy down by yourself." Jack Says
"What makes you say that?" Kim Says
"Because you said, and I quote, "I took the guy down by myself". Jack Says
"You guys aren't the only ones on the news. Yeah, on Spanish TV, they mentioned me, Eddie, and Milton. They called us "Los tres gusanos sin espinas." Jerry Says
"Wow what does that mean?" Jack Asks
"The Three spineless worms." Abigail Says, smirking.
Rudy's office door opens "There they are. Guys, look who's here."
"I don't believe it, it's Dolph Gruber!" Milton Says
"I've seen all your movies, you're the best action star ever."
"Aw, you're too kind. I saw you on the news last night." He spoke in an Austrian accent "What you do is incredible. Hello spineless worms." Dolph Says
"So What brings you to our dojo?" Eddie Asks
"I want you two in my movie is what I'm wanting. I'm directing what will be the greatest martial arts movie ever. An epic battle for survival. It's called "The Karate Games". Do you lub it?" Dolph Says
"Yes, I lub it but Dolph, we're not actors." Kim Says
"That's why you're perfect actors are fake. You are real. You're fresh, you're gutsy, you have great hair." Dolph Says
"Thank you." Kim Says
"I was talking to the boy." Dolph Says
"Ha." Jack Says
"What do you say, Yak and Kam?" Dolph Asks
"I could be a star!" Kim Says
"Watch out Hollywood, here comes Yak and Kam." Jack Says
CRAWFORD HOUSE
Kim and Abigail are inside her room, helping her pack for L.A.
"Can you believe it Abs, I'm going to be a Star!" Kim Says
"I know it's amazing.." Abigail Says, playing darts.
"Who knows in year I might get my first Oscar." She picks up her hair brush, pretending it's an award "And the winner for best actress goes to Kim Crawford...oh thank you, first I'd like to thank the academy." Kim Says, Abigail throws the dart and she misses.
"Estás bromeando?!" Abigail Says
"What?" Kim Says
"I missed again, I'm good at darts god why can't I hit the mark!" Abigail Says
"Well why can't you?" Kim Asks
"Because I'm picturing the mark is Jerry's stupid face." Abigail Says, she throws the dart board angrily.
"Okay how about we put the dart down, and come on talk to me..what's going on?" Kim Asks
"It's just every-time I look at Jerry all I can see is just him kissing Mandy, man it just makes me so angry." Abigail Says
"I know.." Kim Says
"And I don't want the group to be ruined because of the breakup, and Im sorry if things have been awkward for these past two weeks." Abigail Says
"It's okay look I know you guys will eventually get through this, but in the mean time take your time getting over the break up." Kim Says
"I will, I'm gonna miss you." Abigail Says
"I'm gonna miss you." She hugs Abigail "Now could you please help me pack, your better at this than me." Kim Says
"Sure." Abigail Says
STAGE SET
Jack, Kim and Rudy have arrived in L.A, Dolph is showing them around the set where the movie will be filmed.
"We shoot the first scene right here, this is your underground bunker." Dolph Says
"Oh, cool." He runs over to bunk bed, and tries jumping on it but struggles "It's good." Rudy Says
"Your characters are enemies but you're brought together by the most powerful thing in the Universe..A kiss." Dolph Says
"Oh." Both nods, then realizes and looks at each other "Oh." Jack and Kim Says
WASABI DOJO
Eddie, Jerry and Milton enters the dojo setting down their bags.
"Being seen on the news hiding behind an old woman is so embarrassing." Eddie Says
"Tell me about it on my way to school, all I heard was "scaredy pants, scaredy pants". I finally said to my father, "stop the car. I'd rather walk" Milton Says
The walk further into the dojo and noticed a giant box in the middle of the room.
"Yo, what's this?" Jerry Asks
"It's a gift." Abigail Says, walking from behind the box.
"Ahh!" The boys screamed
"Abigail you scared us." Eddie Says
"Sorry, but this was here when I got here." Abigail Says
"Who's it from?" Milton Asks
"It's a gift from Mayor Batty. "The city of Seaford thanks you for your act of bravery and valor." Abigail Says, reading from the note.
Milton walks over to the box and ripped off the tape, they all opened up the box revealing the newest work out machine "The Punch Master Elite"
"Oh, dude! That thing is awesome! I've always wanted one. What is it?" Eddie Says
"It's a Punchmaster Elite, the newest karate trainer." Milton Says
"They don't even sell these in stores yet, how lucky are we." Abigail Says
"Dude with this thing we're gonna become fearless fighting machines." Jerry Says
Milton takes the remote and presses a button, turning on the machine and a man dressed like a biker appears on the screen.
"Man up and punch me!" He Says
"Uh...I don't like that man. Can you change him?" Jerry Says
"Uh that was Biker, There's Prison Guard, Drill Sergeant...Ooh, this might be a good one for us.
English nanny." Milton Says
He presses the remote and a woman appears on the screen. "Be a love, give mumzee a punch?"
"All right, I got this." Jerry Says, he walks closer to the machine and punches it.
"I said hit me!" She yelled
"Turn it back to biker, back to biker!" Jerry Says
STAGE SET
Jack and Kim are on set about to shoot their first scene together, one of the set guys clips the marker in front of the camera.
"And... Action." Dolph Says
"But I hate you, you're from Zone five you vaporized my father." Kim Says
"I had to vaporize him. He was implanted with the evil egg and smelled of elderberries." Jack Says
"So by killing him, that means you saved...Me?" Kim Says
"No. I saved...Us." He and Kim tried leaning in for their kiss, but both backed away. "Uh, did someone say cut?" Jack Says
"Yeah, I heard a cut someone definitely said cut." Kim Says
"Perfect. Bring in the stunt lips for the close-up. Right, and...Lips and action!" Dolph Says
As Kim and Jack leave the set as two men holding up two fake lips on long sticks, pushing them together.
"Yeah, that's right, huh? Good. Now I need more passion. I need more passion! What, are you kissing your grandmother? Come on, put your back into it.
Yes yes! Yeah! Genius!" Dolph Says, Kim and Jack looks on disturbed.
FALAFEL PHILS
"Why are you wearing those night vision goggles?" Milton Asks, looking at Eddie.
"Phil's too cheap to replace the light in his bathroom, and I'm tired of losing that guessing game." Eddie Says
"With Jack and Kim out of town, shouldn't you guys be hiding behind some old ladies?" Phil Says, he and his black dojo friends laugh.
"Listen, Frank you don't want to mess with us anymore, okay? Yeah, we've been working out in a whole new way. Our dojo is now the proud owner of a Punchmaster Elite." Jerry Says
"You hear that guys? Looks like we're gonna get ourselves a Punchmaster Elite." Frank Says
"You are going to love it! It's not just a teaching aid, it's a way of life... Oh, you're taking ours, aren't you?" Milton Says
"Have it ready for pickup at 6:30." Frank Says
STAGE SET
Rudy walks around backstage of a set, he sees a man standing behind a curtain and approaches him.
"Hey, I was walking around the lot and I got turned around-" Rudy Says
"All right, we're on." He rushed Rudy out the curtain, game show music starts playing "Hi everybody, I'm Wink Palmdale. It's time to meet
our next contestant on..."
"Box That Head!" The audience said
"No no..I'm not a contestant." Rudy Says
"Remember, you're playing for $50,000." Wink Says
"Let's box this head!" Rudy Says
Meanwhile back on the set with Jack and Kim, Dolph is filming another scene.
"In this scene, you climb the ladder out the bunker and emerge in the Hollywood forest. That's where the real action begins." Dolph Says
"Uh, actually Dolph, if I may. My character's the best hunter from Zone 9, so I should probably go first." Kim Says
"Yeah, okay. Do that." Dolph Says
"Uh, actually since my character's the strongest fighter, you should probably be following me." Jack Says
"He makes a good point." Dolph Says, walking back to his directors chair.
"I follow no man!" Kim Says
"But I'm Malakai, son of..." Jack Says
"Oh, you want to talk about greatness?!" Kim Says
Their conversation soon turns into a full out argument, Dolph clears his throat and interrupts.
"Will someone please get up the guntersclagen ladder?" Dolph Says
Jack and Kim stops arguing and he climbs first, then Kim follows. They reach the top and exits the bunker, and into a wooded area.
"All right, so what do we do now? Where is everybody?" Jack Says
"Yeah. Hey, Dolph? What are we supposed to do now? You never gave us a script for this scene." Kim Says
"Because there isn't one." He says over an intercom "Everything from this point forward is real. See, you're not acting in this movie. You are living in it." Dolph Says
"What are you saying?" Jack Asks
"I'm saying..." Dolph Says
"Welcome to clown burger may I have your order, please?" He Says
"That wasn't me, whoever's on this channel, could you please switch? I'm trying to make a movie here!" Dolph Says
Jack noticed a camera and tapped Kim, she noticed as well.
"What I'm saying, Yak and Kam...Is I'll be filming your fight to the very end." Dolph Says
"Fighting? Against who?" Kim Asks
"The fiercest warriors who ever walked the Earth. Let The Karate Games begin!" Dolph Says
"He's kidding, right?" Kim Says
Right as she said that a staff gets thrown at them, Jack pulls Kim away from getting hit and it lands into the tree.
"No, I don't think he is." Jack Says
Jack and Kim turns to see three men holding weapons, ready to fight. The two of them gets in their fighting stance.
"Are you ready?" Jack Asks
"Do I have a choice?" Kim Says
"You must fight to survive." Dolph Says
"You don't have a choice." Jack Says
Jack and Kim charged at the three men, they swung their weapons at the two of them but they dodged every attack. One of the big men chases after Kim, one of the guys has the upper hand on Jack but he flips him over and lands into a bush.
"Kim? Kim?" Jack Says
"Jack!" Kim Says
"Kim?!" Jack Says, he runs out further into the woods to find her.
"Jack!" Kim Says
WASABI DOJO
"Okay, the Dragons are gonna be here in two hours remember the plan." Milton Says
"Right. I'll get the suitcases." Eddie Says
"I'll get the train tickets we can be in Arizona by sunset." Milton Says, he and Eddie walks towards the door.
"Guys, wait we can't do this anymore, when Frank gets here, he may rip off our eyebrows..." Jerry Says
"Yeah, and?" Eddie Says
"Oh, no. I'm just saying that's probably what he's gonna do." Jerry Says
"Jerry's right It's time to stand up for ourselves." Milton Says
"I can't go home without eyebrows. I'm sorry, guys, but I'm out." Eddie Says, he leaves the dojo.
"Dude..." Jerry Says, Milton places both hands over his eyebrows.
"Will I still be handsome without eyebrows?" Milton Asks
"What do you need to hear, buddy?" Jerry Says
STAGE 10
Rudy is still shooting an episode of the show "Box That Head"
"Okay, Rudy. One of these boxes will be placed on your head for seconds. Two of these boxes contain pleasant things, and one, not so pleasant. Survive four rounds of boxes, and you're one question away from $50,000..which box is it gonna be?" Will Says
Rudy let's out a sigh, and speaks into the microphone. "Box two, because I really want "to" win."
"Box one...nothing but rose petals. Box three, it's just a couple of cotton balls. That would have been nice. Box two...oh! 15 angry snapping turtles." Wink Says
"Wait, what?" Rudy Says
"This is going "to" hurt..give it to me, people." Wink Says, holding Brie microphone to the audience.
"Box That Head!"
The two women picks up the second box and places it over Rudy's head. The snapping turtles begins snapping at him.
"It's got my nose! It's got my nose!" Rudy Says
WOODS
Jack is still searching around for Kim, she calls out his name and he finds her tied to a tree.
"Jack!" Kim Says
"Kim, are you okay?" Jack Asks
"Yeah, but Jack, be careful. I was hung here by Brazilian tree fighters." Kim Says
"What's a Brazilian tree fighter?" Jack Asks
Screeching is heard as two men swings from two vines from the trees, one of them flips Jack and he falls to the ground.
"That's a Brazilian tree fighter." Kim Says
Jack gets to his feet again and a tree fighter swings down at him, but he moved out the way but the other tree fighter catches him and hoisted him into the air then dropped Jack to the ground.
"Whoa! I am really starting to hate this movie." Jack Says
The two tree fighter screeched again, Jack quickly got up and ran over to Kim. As the two fighters swung down, Jack used Kim to swing over and the two of them takes the fighters down and untied Kim.
"Jack, this is real. I mean, we got lucky this time, but what if next time..." Kim Says
"Hey, hey. We're gonna be fine, okay? Kim, I won't let anything happen to you." Jack Says
"Oh, that's touching. You kids are going to be big stars, if you survive and the only way you'll do that is if you make it to the Hollywood sign for my spectacular ending." Dolph Says
"You're going to jail, you freak!" Kim Says
"I wouldn't worry about me. I'd just start running to that sign. And if you're looking for motivation, here it comes." Dogs are beard barking in the distance "Get 'em, boys!" Dolph Says
Jack and Kim quickly runs away from the pack of dogs, the two of them stops for a moment until one of Dolph's men sees them.
"There they are! After 'em!" He Says, Jack and Kim quickly bolted out of there.
WASABI DOJO
Jerry and Milton comes up with an idea, to hopefully keep the black dragons out.
"The Black Dragons want to come for the Punchmaster Elite? Let 'em come! Jerry, switch on that zapper." Milton Says
"Got you." Jerry Says
They both walk towards the front door, Jerry turns on the bug zapper which is connected to the door handles. Frank and his black dragon friends walks towards the door.
"Oh, hey come on in, Frank." Jerry Says
Frank puts his hands on the handle and the electricity zaps him.
"You're gonna pay for that." Frank Says, then he and his friend walk away.
"Okay there's only two other ways into the dojo. The vent, or the window in Rudy's office." Sounds are heard from the vent "Time for operation air vent." Jerry Says
The air vent opens and Frank climbs out and lands on his feet, he sees the punch master elite and walks over towards it but he walks over some Bo Staffs.
Frank trips and falls into a chair, he tries getting up
but his butt is glued to the chair. Jerry waves at Frank and quickly tosses over his fishing rod, he
lays a waxing strip on Frank's head and rips it off including his hair.
"Aah!" Frank screams, getting up ripping his pants.
"Hey, Frank!" Milton Says, he pushes over a sack filled with trophies over to Frank and it knocks him over. Rudy's door opens and Frank's friend goes face first into a clear plastic wrap, he falls to the ground.
Jerry pulls on a rope which is connected to a bucket, which spills out water which lands onto the boy,
To finish it off Milton sprays him with a fire extinguisher.
"Woo!" Jerry Says
"Yes!" Milton Says
"That's it you guys are history." Frank Says
All of a sudden the lights in the dojo shuts off, Frank and his friend are looking around in the dark confused at what's going on. But Eddie shows up, alongside with Abigail and the two of them takes them on.
Abigail punches Frank in the chest and in the face, Eddie punches his friend knocking him down. The lights shut back on revealing Eddie and Abigail wearing night vision glasses.
"You guys are just sick!" He touched the door again, he gets electrocuted "Aah! I just want to go home." Frank Says, then they leave the dojo.
"Whoo! nice job Eddie." Abigail Says, high fiving him.
"Thanks." Eddie Says
"You came back!" Milton Says
"Yeah whether we're worms or warriors, we stick together." Eddie Says
"And we protect our dojo." Jerry Says, they all high fived each other.
"See you guys didn't need Jack and Kim to protect you, you guys did this all by yourselves I'm impressed." Abigail Says
"I guess we're pretty brave after all." Milton Says, he leans on the punch master elite and it turns on.
"I said hit me!" The Biker Says
Jerry, Eddie and Milton screams in horror then runs for the door but gets electrocuted on the way out, Abigail shakes her head laughing.
"Dorks." Abigail Says
STAGE 10
Back on set with Rudy, he's still hanging on and almost done with the game show.
"Box That Head!"
"Rudy, you've survived snapping turtles...Hot coals, and a venomous snake. Now choose your final box." Winx Says
"Okay, uh... I choose one. wait, no no no. two! two! All the bad ones have been two. They wouldn't do that again. Two, Wink! I outsmarted you!" Rudy Says
"Ha!.Box one, a couple of marshmallows. Hmm. Box three...warm towels fresh out of the dryer. You know what that means?" Wink Says
"I do know what that means." Rudy Says
"Box two is... Swarming with Panamanian hornets. Ooh! They're the mean ones." Wink Says
The Women walks over to Rudy and places the second box on his head. He begins to whisper.
"Okay, if I just stay very still, maybe I won't disturb them. Seems to be working. Just a few more seconds." Rudy Says
"How you doing in there, Rudy?" Wink Asks, tapping the mic on the box.
The Panamanian hornets wake up and begins to attack Rudy's face, soon a buzzer goes off.
"And that's time! Congratulations, Rudy. You survived the boxes, and now you're just one question away from $50,000. And here it is. In martial arts, which color represents the lowest belt?" Wink Says
"Mwuah!" Rudy Says
"Oh, no I'm sorry, we were looking for "white" not "mwuah". Wink Says
"Mwuah! Mwuah!" Rudy Says
"Okay join us next week when we..." Wink Says
"It's mwuah!" Rudy Says
"Box That Head!" The audience says
"Mwuah! Mwuah! Mwuah! Mwuah!" Rudy Says, while attacking Wink, soon he gets escorted offset.
HOLLYWOOD SIGN
Kim and Jack finally arrived in front of the Hollywood sign. The two of them looks around for Dolph.
"Whoa a little higher up here than I thought. Now what?" Kim Says
"I don't know. He said we'd survive if we made it to the sign." Jack Says, Kim noticed a camera and looked at it.
"All right, we're here, you crazy nut burger! Okay, it's over. We dodged spears, escaped traps, beat tree fighters, and outran dogs..." Kim Says
"And I'm pretty sure I used Poison Ivy as toilet paper." Jack Says
"Congratulations. Ready for the big twist? Only one of you can be the star of this movie. And that is the one who survives." Dolph Says
"Survives what?" Kim Asks
"Each other! Now fight!" Dolph Says
"What? That's not gonna happen we're friends..." Kim swings a kick at him, he blocks it. "Kim, what are you doing? Don't fight me! Stop!" Jack Says
Kim ignores Jack and continued to fight him, he tried blocking every punch and kick she threw at him. She takes Jack's arm and flips him onto his back, he almost falls off the sign.
"Kim, think about what you're doing! I am. I'm thinking about being a star so long, Jack." Kim Says
"No!" Jack Says
Kim kicks Jack off the sign and he falls down, a helicopter is heard nearby and Dolph comes down and lands on the sign next to Kim.
"Bravo, Kim. Bravo you truly are a star." Dolph Says
"I'm not just a star, I'm also a great actress." Kim Says
"Let's not get crazy..it's true, I made you believe that we were actually fighting." Kim Says
"Wait, you mean..." Dolph Says
"That's right, Yak is back." Jack Says, in a fake Austrian accent.
Dolph strikes fist at Jack who blocked his kick, Kim kicks him in the knee as Jack kicked Dolph in the stomach. He gets away and climbed up to the stop where they follows behind him, Dolph swung at Kim who took his arm, Jack arrived at the top and Kim let Dolph go so Jack could kick him off the sign.
"Whoa!" Dolph Says
"Wow. I guess his movie ended a little bit differently than he thought it would." Jack Says
"Yeah can you believe when we got here we were worried about who was gonna be the star?" Kim Says
"What do you mean "we"?" Jack Says
"You're right I'm sorry. Look, Jack, I want you to know I think you're amazing." Kim Says
Jack sends her a smile and walks closer towards Kim, they both leans in almost about to share their first kiss until Dolph interrupted them.
"Cut! I cut my leg and it really hurts!" Dolph Says
"Um, you ready to get out of here?" Kim Says
"Let's go home." Jack Says
WASBI DOJO
The next day Kim and Jack arrived back at the dojo to meet everyone.
"Hey, guys." Jack and Kim Says
"Hey." They all said, exchanging hugs.
"So How was Hollywood?" Abigail Asks
"Oh, the Director turned out to be a maniac and we sent him to jail for the rest of his life." Jack Says
"Same old, same old." Kim Says
"Oh, dude! We're missing my favorite show!" Jerry Says
He and Eddie sits down and turns on the Tv, Milton and Abigail looks at the screen confused.
"Box That Head!" Eddie and Jerry W
"What's "Box That Head"?" Milton Asks, the door opens and Rudy entered.
"Dude, this show is awesome. Yeah, they get some idiot to believe that two of the boxes are safe, but they're not. All three of them are full of painful things." Jerry Says
"This show is a big practical joke?" Rudy Says
"Yeah, it's a riot." Eddie Says, they all look behind them and jumps at the sight of Rudy's face.
"Hey Rudy where are you going with with that Bo Staff?" Abigail Asks
"To see a man named Wink" Rudy Says, then leaves the dojo.
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