SEAFORD HIGH SCHOO𝐋

GYMNASIUM

The Wasabi gang are all playing basketball on the court against the other team, Milton is blocking another player from passing.

"Welcome to your worst nightmare you can't go over... You can't go around... Ah! I said you can't go around!" Milton Says

The guy passes the basketball to his teammate and he shoots the ball in the net scoring a point.

"Oh! Time-out, guys. Come on, time-out. Time-out."Whistle blows "All right, the good news is we've already got our highest score of the year." Jack Says

"That's right... nine!" Kim Says

"Yeah..Woo!" They Say

"We got time for one more shot, what do you say we go out with style?" Jack Says

"Oh, yeah yeah, give me the ball. I'm feeling it, man!" Jerry Says

"Dude You haven't scored in five games." Abigail Says

"Do not give me the ball, I'm not feeling it, man!" Jerry Says

"Well, I can't take it i've had four guys covering me all game and one of them is Jerry." Jack Says

"No one's guarding me I wanted to be part of something." Jerry Says

"I don't want that germ-infested ball Did you see what number 11 was scratching before he shot his last free throw?" Milton Says

"Well, I guess it's time for me to pull out some of the old Globetrotter magic." Eddie Says

"That's great you're going to do some of your uncle's moves?" Abigail Says

"Who's his uncle?" Kim Asks

"Only Big Easy one of the biggest stars of the Harlem Globetrotters." Eddie Says

"Are you kidding? I love those guys." Kim Says

"All right, it's settled. Eddie's getting the ball and I'll cover Jack..Woo!" Jerry Says

"Eddie, remember, let's go out with style." Jack Says

"Style, my man. Let's get it, woo!" Jerry Says

Jack passes the ball to Eddie meanwhile Milton, Kim and Abigail are guarding the other teams player to give Eddie some room , he shoot's the ball and it misses the net then hits the fire alarm and everyone evacuates.

"Okay, everybody, remain calm there will be no panic." Marge the lunch lady shoves him "No run... oh!" Milton Says

"Too much style?" Eddie Asks

"Are you kidding me? Now that's how you lose a basketball game! Woo!" Jack Says

SEAFORD HIGH SCHOOL

CAFETERIA

Jack, Kim, Jerry and Abigail are on line getting their lunch, Marge puts food on Jerry's tray and he grimaces.

"Uh... Is this brown stuff pudding or gravy?" Jerry Asks

"Yes." Marge Says

Eddie walks on line meeting up with them, Jack quickly hugs him.

"Hey, great game, dude." Jack Says

"Yeah, what's up, man?" Jerry Asks

"What can I say I'm a showman like Big Easy." Eddie Says

"Big Easy of the Harlem Globetrotters?" Marge Says

"Yeah, he's Eddie's uncle." Kim Says

"Woo! That man's got a thing for me." Marge Says

"Really?" Abigail Says

"I went to a game two years ago. And for some reason out of all the women in the stands, he spotted me, that was one magical night." Marge Says

"Then what happened?" Abigail Asked

"Oh he asked me to be his girlfriend, but I just couldn't just pick up and travel the world with him, I told him I have a career." Marge Says

"Marge, you're a..." Jack Says

"I didn't say it was a good career." Marge Says

The cafeteria doors open and it's Milton, they all sit down at a table.

"Guys, guys! I just heard the Principal say they're shutting down the Intramural Basketball Program because the school's out of money." Milton Says

"What?!" They Say

"I can't believe it." Jack Says

"Eh it was only a matter of time." They All look at her "What?..We suck." Abigail Says

"Yeah and this school's been hurting for money for a long time. They're renting half the cafeteria to the senior citizens' center." Kim Says

"Oh, that reminds me... it's Tango Tuesday." Jerry Says

He gets up from the lunch table and walks over to the senior citizen's who's practicing tango.

"Harold, Harold, Harold... I got this, I got this. All right, Estelle, let daddy drive are you ready for your dip?" He Dips her back, Estelle falls on her back "Yo, Harold, a little help." Jerry Says

WASABI DOJO

After school Rudy is teaching the class, everyone is still bummed about the team being cut.

"Haaa! Ayaaa! Kyaa! Huaa! - All right, your guys' turn." Rudy Says

"No "huas" for me. Last time I did that, I pulled something in my bathing suit area." Eddie Says

"Look, if you guys are mad about losing your basketball program, then do something about it. Why don't you come up with a fundraiser? I'll be the first one to..." Rudy Says

"It's $5,000." Kim Says

"Are you insane? I was gonna give you like three bucks. Basketball is dead. Let it go all right, look, that's a lot of money you just got to come up with a creative way to raise it." Rudy Says

"The debate team makes a lot of money selling those chocolate bars." Jerry Says

"Yeah, they do." Milton Says

"Mm hmm." Abigail Says

"You guys think we can sell enough chocolate to save our basketball program?" Jack Says

"Of course we can! I'm a natural salesman and I'm going to help you guys." Rudy Say

The next day Rudy figured out a way to sell chocolate, by selling them through telephones.

"You guys have been on the phone for two hours without a single sale." Rudy Says

"Calm down, Rudy." Jack Says

"I will not calm down! I need winners!" He Slams his fist on the table "All right?!" Rudy Says

"Why is your hair all greasy?" Kim Asks

"Uh, it's not grease, it's Sell Gel." Rudy Says

He puts his hand on chalk board then his hand slips right off it.

"All right?..Rudy, are you okay?" Abigail Asks

"Of course I am, Kim Let's move some product!" Rudy Says

"You got it." Jerry Rings the bell rings

"See? See there? That's what I'm talking about. Jerry's first on the big board, He just sold a box of chocolate." Rudy Says

"Sold? I thought you rang the bell every time you ate a box of chocolate." Jerry Says

"Get back to your phone!..What is wrong with you people? I bought a thousand boxes of candy for us to sell!" Rudy Says

"We're doing the best we can, Rudy." Jack Says Then Rudy mocks him

"Do you know what? I'm out of here." Jack Says, Everyone gets up and follows him

"No no, wait wait wait, guys you can't quit. Because you're fired! Now get!" Rudy Says Then they leave

SEAFORD MALL COURTYARD

"I'm not happy about quitting, but Rudy was totally out of control. I mean, who limits people to 20 second bathroom breaks?" Jack Says

"It takes me that long just to light the candles." They all look at him "I have to set the mood for my shy bladder." Eddie Says

Milton notices a flyer on Phil's window, He takes it off to show them.

"Whoa! Guys, look the Harlem Globetrotters are coming into town." Milton Says

"Eddie, maybe your uncle could help us!" Abigail Says

"Yeah... maybe." Eddie Says

"Dude, we could get the Trotters to do a fundraiser or something." Jerry Says

"We could have an exhibition game at our school and, we could raise enough money to save our basketball program." Kim Says

"That's perfect Kim." Abigail Says

"Whoa. That's it." Jack Says

"Let me see this. Huh-uh, nope. See, this is exactly what I was afraid of, These are different Harlem Globetrotters we should probably go eat." Eddie Says

"Eddie, Eddie, dude, come on, man. That's your uncle Big Easy Call him for us!" Jack Says

"I can do that I'll meet you guys inside, I'll call him right now." Eddie pulls out his phone and pretends to call someone

FALAFEL PHILS

"The Globetrotters are even having a trick shot competition at the Mall, and the winner gets to meet them." Abigail Says

"What?" They Say

"That's so cool." Jack Says

"That's so cool, The Globetrotters think they're all that. They're not the only ones that can spin things on their fingers. Check it, check it. One two-two." Phil Spins a tray of food on one finger

"Pretty good, Phil." Milton Says

"Yeah, I'm just warming up." The tray spins off his finger "Oh no! Oh, not again! Baba ghanoush on the loose. Oh..." Phil Says Then Crashes into the back

"Bad news, guys. My uncle must have changed his number. There's nothing I can do." Eddie Says

"Guys, there might be another way to get to him." Jack Says

SEAFORD MALL COURTYARD

Jack came up with the idea that they should participate in the trick shot contest.

"Welcome to the Globetrotter trick shot competition. Next up we have Milton Krupnick! Who's going to do something he calls the Blind Whirling Dervish." Announcer Says

Milton spins around with the basketball in hand, He finally shoots the ball and it lands on someone's car breaking something.

"Oh, he just broke the windshield on... That is my car!" He Says As The judges gives Milton all zeros

"Oh, guys, that was so close. Hey, let's get out of here." Eddie Says

"Whoa Slow down butter cup, you're up." Abigail Says

"Ooh, you got this." Jerry Says

"Come on, you can do it." Kim Says

"Woo! I sure hope this goes in." He Shoots for the net and it misses "Oh well, I tried. Let's go..." Eddie Says

The ball bounces off the walls and other customers and it finally lands into the net, Eddie looks upset as everyone cheers.

"Oh oh! Congratulations, you just won the trick shot competition." Announcer Says

"Yes, Eddie, you did it! Because of you we're gonna meet the Harlem Globetrotters!" Jack Says

"Yeah yeah." Eddie Says

WASABI DOJO

Eddie, Abigail and Jerry are in the dojo talking.

"Jerry, Abigail I've done something wrong and I need to tell somebody." Eddie Says

"Oh Eddie you can tell us we're your friends." Abigail Says

"Yeah Eddie, we're more than friends, man. We're brothers. There's nothing you can tell me that'll ever break that bond, man." Jerry Says

"Big Easy isn't my uncle." Eddie Says

"You're dead to me! You hear me? Dead!" Jerry Says

"Jerry Wait!" She Pulls Him Back "What do you mean he isn't your uncle..so you just lied to us?" Abigail Says

"Yes I'm sorry, I just thought if I told people I was related to a Globetrotter, they'd think I was special. I never thought they'd come to our town!" Eddie Says

"Dude, they're Globetrotters, they trot the globe." Abigail Says

"I feel terrible." Eddie Says

"Wait, hold up, hold up i've been in some pretty tight spots before, man I got it, you've convinced everyone else you're Big Easy's nephew... Now all you gotta do is convince him." Jerry Says

"How are we going to do that?" Eddie Asks

RESTAURANT

Jerry, Abigail and Eddie are at a restaurant next to the globetrotters so they can do the plan, Jerry and Abigail are dressed in nursing outfits while Eddie is dressed as a old woman.

"Look, we've spent four hours looking all over town for these guys. Just convince him you're his aunt, and tell him he's got a nephew in town he never knew about." Abigail Says

"Okay Now hold on let me adjust your balloons again." Jerry Says Then Eddie slap his hand away

"Stop it! You're gonna pop 'em!" Jerry goes behind Him, and rolls him over to them "Ow! No no no, we're not gonna do this right now." Eddie Says

"We're gonna do this." Jerry Says

"They're gonna call me a fraud!" Eddie Says

"You have to do this for the whole gang!" Abigail Says

"Easy, baby! Is that you? Oh, look at these cheeks I could eat you up like a cobbler." Eddie Says

"Big Easy, this is your aunt Edna." Abigail Says

"That's right. I used to change your diapers... Big, yes. Easy, nuh-uh." Eddie Says

"So are you on Calvin's side of the family?" Easy Asks

"Calvin... Is my sister Evelyn's... Son and I'm his brother's... Aunt's sister." Eddie Says

"That would make you your own mother." He Says

"Uh... Uh... that's how we roll on Calvin's side, baby."

"Oh yo, tell Easy about his nephew Eddie who lives here in Seaford." Jerry Says

"Wow, I've got a nephew I never knew about I'd love to meet him." Easy Says

"Oh, you will tomorrow, sugar he won the trick shot competition in the Mall." Eddie Says

"Yeah yeah, Eddie's a great kid he's the one who got us a job with Edna. Oh oh what? Is that what I think it is?" Jerry Says As The player slaps his hand away

"Ow! That boy was gonna touch my scampi." He Says

Now one more thing, baby if Eddie asks you for a favor, you do it for me, you hear?" Eddie Says

"You got it, Edna. Anything for family." Easy Goes in a for a hug

"No no no. I don't do the hugging now No no!" Eddie Says Then his balloons popped

"Oh, way to go, Easy... now you popped her. Back to the home for you, Edna. Let's go." Abigail Says Rolling Eddie away, Jerry follows

SEAFORD MALL COURTYARD

Rudy is still trying to sell his chocolates, he's selling free chocolate samples.

"Free chocolate samples! Get your free chocolate. Keep moving, Albert you already had six Free chocolate! Get your free chocolate." Rudy Says Then Phil puts a tray next to him

"Okay, free falafel samples! Free falafel samples!" Phil Says

"What do you think you're doing?" Rudy Asks

"Oh I do what you do I give away free sample to make better for the business yes." Phil Says

"No, you get your greasy falafel balls out of here!" Rudy Says

Rudy and Phil fight over the food, he spills all of Phil's falafel balls all over the chocolate.

"What the... whoa, what are you doing? No, stop!" Phil Says

"Oh, super! You got your falafel in my chocolate!" Rudy Says

"You got your chocolate in my falafel!" Phil Says

Rudy and Phil picks up the chocolate covered falafel balls, sniffed and at them, Behind them Albert comes back.

"Keep moving, Albert." Rudy & Phil Says

WASABI DOJO

"Guys, I cannot believe the Harlem Globetrotters, are actually coming to our dojo." Jack Says

"I know. I'm a little nervous." Kim Says

"Kim, Kim, Kim, they're just regular guys who happen to play basketball. The worst thing you can do is wig out and..." The Globetrotters walks in "Holy Christmas nuts, they're here!" Milton Says and Jumps on Big Easy, Kim and Abigail pulls him back

"Milton, Milton, come on, get down you are embarrassing us." Abigail Says

"I'm sorry I'm really excited I saw you guys two years ago at the Civic Center." Milton Say

"I remember you, you were that kid on the Jumbotron inhaling a macho nacho platter." He Says

"That's right! Diz pantsed a ref and you laughed so hard nacho cheese came out your nose." He Says As They laugh

"Guys, I don't believe it It's cheese sneeze! Cheese cheese!"

"Excuse me I'll have you know I still have a jalapeño seed lodged in my septum." Milton Says

"Aw, man, don't be like that, cheesy." He Says

"Uncle Easy." Eddie Says

"Eddie, my man." Easy Says

"Uncle Easy?" Eddie Says

"Yeah." Easy Says

"We were wondering if you guys would be willing to play an exhibition game, to raise money and help save our basketball program." Eddie Says

"You're family we'd be glad to help." East Says

"Yes!" They Say

"Just one problem..who we gonna play?" He Ask Then Jerry Clears his throat

"You're looking at the team, man." Jerry Says

"Hey, can you guys show us a little something? We have your music ready." Jack Says

"You got it." Easy Says

Jack turns on the radio and the globetrotters theme starts playing, All the globetrotters show off their basketball moves.

"Yo, Globesters, I got a few moves of my own. - Check it." Jerry Says

Jerry starts shuffling across the room as they music plays, everyone dances along.

FALAFEL PHILS

"It's very genius, Rudy. So during halftime at Globetrotters' game, we use this air cannon to shot the choco-balls into the crowd." Phil Says

"Exactly One taste and they're hooked, Now listen, in sales, image is everything and your look is very... "Just bathed a goat". Rudy Says

"Actually, she just bathed me but I get what you are saying. Tomorrow I will wear fanciest suit!" Phil Says

"Good and I'm going to the salon, get a tan, my head de-greased and a few highlights." Rudy Says

Phil starts playing with the air cannon, Rudy turns and see him.

"Okay. Hey, put that down, you're gonna get hurt." Rudy Says

"Rudy, don't worry It's not my first time with an air cannon..I know what I'm doing." Air hisses, thuds as chocolate is over his face "Rudy, these choco-balls are delicious... And painful." Phil Says Then Rudy leaves

SEAFORD HIGH SCHOOL

GYMNASIUM

Everyone is there to watch the globetrotters play against the wasabi gang.

Easy goes to dunk the ball in but they all try and smack the ball away but he's too tall for them, His other teammate takes the ball and dunks scoring a point. Abigail is trying to shoot the ball but she's being guarded, She sees and opening and passes the ball to Jack and he gets it. He spins the ball on his finger and passes the ball to Eddie.

"Hey, Easy! That's my boyfriend Looking good, baby!" Marge Says

"Hey, who is that?" He Asks

"I don't know I never saw her in my life just ignore her. Come on that's what I'll do. I'll ignore her." Easy Says

"You are not going to ignore me! I'm up here looking all good and you don't have the decency to notice me.I can't stay mad at you. Hold me, Easy!" Marge Says As she hugs Easy

"Oh no." Easy Says

Two officers comes out and tries to get Marge off of Big Easy.

"Hold me! Hold me. I love you so much! Easy..." Marge Says

In the school weight room, Phil is dressed up in his fancy suit but Rudy doesn't like it. Meanwhile Rudy's tan didn't go to well, He Orange and his hair is green.

"This is traditional formal wear of my country, It's what my great grandfather married my great grandmother in. It was a tight squeeze, but she looked beautiful."

"Well, I think you look ridiculous. Speaking of ridiculous..." Rudy Says

"Rudy, what happened to your... Rudy?" Phil Asks

"The salon used the wrong bronzer, and then my hair had a chemical reaction with the de-greaser they use. Do I really look that different?" Rudy Says

"You look like phoompa-paloompa. It is Hachmachy word meaning "man of bad sunburn and green hair". Phil Says Then the Buzzer goes off

"Oh, it's halftime we've got to go." Rudy picks up the air cannon

"Oh, I wrote a song about our choco-balls listen to this." Phil Says

"We don't have time!" Rudy Says

"But I sound like a songbird." Phil Says

Phil and Rudy steps onto the court, they walk pass the team and they look at them.

"Is that..." Abigail Says

"Don't ask." Jack Says

"Don't care." Kim Says

"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Harlem Globetrotters halftime show." Cheers "Get ready to taste the chocolaty sensation that's sweeping the nation..." Rudy Says

"Boys and girls, close your eyes. Come... To a land of your imagination. Where all your chocolaty dreams come true..." Phil Says

"Phil! Stop singing we just need to move product. Tell 'em about our chocolate balls." Rudy Says

"I worked hard on this song! They're loving it. ♪ Use your imagination ♪ imagina-aaaa-tion..." Phil Says

"Just plug the website." Rudy Says

Rudy starts firing the air canon at the crowd and it hits everyone, they start to leave.

"Imagina-aaaa-tion..." Phil Says

"That's it!" Rudy Says

Rudy Fires the air cannon at Phil who's still singing, the officers that escorted Marge out does the same to them.

"Our imagina..." Phil Says

"Buy our choco-balls!" Rudy Says

"Imagina-aaaa-tion..." Phil Says

After the halftime show, the game resumes Milton is being guarded by the globetrotter then he passes the basketball ball to Abigail, she shoots the ball in the net scoring a point. Jerry high fives her, Kim has the ball then one of the players get the ball and she fakes an injury, then snatches the ball quickly shooting it and scoring a point.

"Hey! Time-out! Guys, come on, time-out!" Jack Says

"Jack, why'd you call a time-out? There's only eight seconds left." Milton Says

"Look at the scoreboard If we score one more basket, we'll finally break double digits." Jack Says

"Can you imagine getting out personal best against the Globetrotters." Kim Says

"Give me the ball. I'm feeling it! I know I can make..." Jerry Says

"You're not getting the ball." Abigail Says

"That's a smart move, yeah." Jerry Says

"Let's go out with style. Jack, time for the catapult." Eddie Says

Kim and Jerry nods then holds onto each others hands, Milton and Abigail are near the globetrotters guarding them so Jack can get some room.

Jack bounces then ball then jumps on Kim & Jerry, they give him a boost and he flips and shoots the ball, everyone is waiting for the ball to go so Eddie steps on Big Easy to get a lift and he dunks the ball in the net scoring a point.

Everyone cheers, the whole wasabi gang does a huge group hug to celebrate. Jerry turns his back for a second and one of the globetrotters pulls his pants down and everyone laughs.

WEIGHT ROOM

"Hey, little man, you were amazing out there. Although technically I should have got an assist on that last one." East Says

"Yeah, you're probably right. Hey, I wanted to say thanks you really came through for us today." Eddie Says

"Anything for family." Easy Says

"Yeah..about that... There's something else I need to tell you." Eddie Says

"What?" He pinches Eddie's cheeks "That Calvin is your sister Evelyn's son and I'm your brother's aunt's sister." Easy Says

"Ow ow ow..you knew?" Eddie Says

"Eddie, you popped when I hugged you." Easy Says

"Wait, so why didn't you bust me?" Eddie Asks

"Because I never saw a kid work so hard to pull something off. And I figured it was for a good reason and it was... You saved the basketball program." Easy Says

"But it's time I told my friends the truth." Eddie Says

"Hold up you know what, Eddie? I'd be honored to have you as a nephew. How about this? You can be my honorary nephew and I'll be your honorary uncle." Easy Says Then hugs Eddie, The doors open Marge is still fighting the security

"Easy baby, tell them you're my boyfriend." Marge Says

"Eddie, Eddie!" Easy Says

Marge knocks both security guards down, Eddie and Easy leaves the room and she chases after them.

SEAFORD HIGH SCHOOL

GYMNASIUM

The announcer is introducing all members from the seaford team.

"Your Wasabi Warriors... Number 16... Black belt!"
Number ... 11 The scorpion!, Number 9 Little Easy!"

Jack, Kim and Eddie runs out and high fives all the members of the globetrotters.

"Number 19...The Abster!, Number 14... Swagalicious! And number ... 7 Cheese sneeze!"

Abigail moonwalks onto the court then high fives the globetrotters, Jerry dances his way onto the court and Milton comes out with silly string. Milton dunks the ball into the net and swings on it, Big easy walks over.

"Yeah, woo!" Milton Says

"Hey! Hey! Hey Let's go." East Says

"Sorry." Milton Jumps down