WASABI DOJO

Jack and Jerry are in the dojo, they take down some photos and posters on the wall to make room for a new photo. Jack holds up his stud finder, as Jerry watches on.

"All right, to hang your picture properly, we gotta find the support beam. This stud finder will show
me where it is." Jack Says, then holds the stud finder near the wall.

"Ah, those things don't work. You gotta do it the old-fashioned way." Jerry Says

Jerry takes out a hammer and begins banging it against the wall, making small holes until he finds a hard spot in the surface.

"Jer..." Jack Says

"Found it!" Jerry Says

"Give me that!" Jack Says

He snatched the tool from Jerry, then picked up a small nail and used the hammer to bang it inside as they hung up a photo of them all at a tournament.

"I'm proud of you, man. Look at you. your first tournament ribbon." Jack Says, as he and Jerry chuckle.

"I know man, couldn't have done it without you. Your support...your friendship, your jock strap." Jerry Says

"You used my jock...just keep it." Jack Says, as Kim walks out from the bathroom.

"Hey, have you guys heard that dumb Black Dragon radio jingle?" Kim Asks

"Oh. That thing's catchy, yo." Jerry Says

"We're the best, don't mind bragging, so come and be...a Black Dragon!"

Jack then hits a high-pitched note, as Jerry and Kim shares a look at him.

"Don't hate me for making it my own." Jack Says, as the dojo doors open, Abigail enters.

"Hey guys." Abigail Says

"Hey Abby." They Said

"Wait I thought you left already?" Kim Says

"Wait where are you going Abs?" Jack Asks

"Oh one of my cousins is getting married, and he want's the whole family to come. So I'm heading to Chile." Abigail Says

"Ah weddings an event filled with drama, sadness and love..aren't they the best." Kim Says, as Abigail smiles at her.

"Yeah, but a Fernandez family gathering could go one of two ways a big fight or a good time." Abigail Says

"Sam thing with my family, but in the end we all clam down and eat some of the food that our grandma cooked." Jerry Says

"Anyways my parents dropped my off I forgot some stuff in my locker." Abigail Says, walking towards her locker.

"Hm, so it must be fun going back to Chile right. I mean when was the last time you were there?" Kim Says

"When I was probably 10, but I'm excited especially to be around all my other cousins...especially if Mandy's coming." Abigail Says

"Mandy, the boyfriend kissing cousin Mandy? that made out with Jerry?" Jack Says, as Jerry sighs.

"Dude, we didn't make out." Jerry Says

"Yeah you guys totally were." Kim Says

"No it's okay guys, actually Mandy and I are okay now." Abigail Says

"Yeah?" Jerry Says

"Yeah, we just agreed the next time if she pulls another stunt like that, I get to punch her in the face and it's totally okay." Abigail Says, as she shrugs
and smiled.

"Glad you guys worked that out." Kim Says, patting Abigail's shoulder.

The dojo doors open, and Milton enters.

"Hey, Jerry, that thing you're watching from the Seaford Animal Park, is making a weird sound." Milton Says

"He's probably hungry, I should go feed him." Jerry Says

SEAFORD MALL COURTYARD

Jerry walks out the dojo, as Kim, Milton and Abigail follows behind him to the courtyard where an animal cage sits on a table.

"Hey, little buddy." Jerry Says

"Aw, what a little cutie!, What is it?" Kim Asks

"It's a Peruvian Bush ferret. We gotta keep him separated because these wiry little fellas, can get really wound up around the females." Jerry Says

"Ah, I hear that." The three of them give him a look,
"I mean, the poor thing." Milton Says

Rudy and the Grandmaster Po is seen leaving Falafel Phil's, along with a young boy.

"You know, Grandmaster Po, it's great that you're
helping the monastery find a home for this little guy." Rudy Says

"Thank you. You know..." Po Says

"Well, the truth is I'm helping you help the monastery help the boy, which means you couldn't help anyone if I wasn't helping you." Rudy Says

"You're watching him for two days. Get over it.
Be good, Sam." Po Says

"Don't worry about me, Grandmaster. I'm sure I'll enjoy my time here at the dojo with my new friends." Sam Says

"And you can count on me, Grandmaster. Won't let him out of my sight." Rudy Says

The grandmaster nods then walks away, as Kim walks over to greet Sam.

"Alright, somebody watch this kid I'm hitting the lunch buffet at the bowling alley." Rudy Says, he fists pumps Sam then leaves.

"Hi, little man. I'm Kim, and this is..." Kim Says

"Save it, blondie. I'm gonna need a car with enough gas to get to Vegas." Sam Says

Kim is taken back at what the young boy said to her, Abigail, Milton and Jerry looks on.

"Listen, why don't we just go to the food court and get you a pretzel?" Milton Says

"Won't you be busy calling your mommy?" Sam Says

"Why would I be calling my..." Sam cuts him off, by stepping on his foot. "Mommy?! Gah!" Milton Says

"I got this." He takes out the Ferret out his cage.
"Hey, buddy. Do you wanna help me feed my ferret?" Jerry Says, holding up the animals food.

"Whoa, I've never fed a ferret before." Sam Says

Sam takes the food out of Jerry's hand and pours it down his romper, and the Ferret goes inside of his romper and Jerry starts squealing.

"Help me! Help me!" Jerry Says

"Yeah, good luck with..I'm out." Abigail Says, she puts her hands up then walks away.

WASABI DOJO

Rudy returns back from the buffet, Kim and Milton explains what Sam has said and done to them.

"He's just a little eight-year-old boy." Rudy Says

"So what, to protect ourselves, we had to lock him in your office." His watch beeps, he sighs, "Oh, no. It's my turn to check on him." Milton Says, then walks towards the office.

"You only wanted to watch the kid so you'd look like a big deal in front of the Grandmaster." Kim Says

"I did it out of respect. The Grandmaster is a
world-renowned martial artist, a man of great honor and integrity. Plus, I'm hoping to use his condo at the beach club. Oh-ho-ho, it is right in the middle of bikini row!" Rudy Says

"Whatever. You are not dumping this monster off on us." Kim Says

"Monster? Oh, please." Rudy Says

They over hear Milton screaming, and turns to see him leaving the office covered in tape.

"Ah! Gah! Rudy, you're gonna need more tape." Milton Says

"We are not doing this alone, Rudy." Kim Says

Milton waddles over to Kim, she helps him out the door.

"Wh... but I'm a Sensei, I've got the dojo to run." Kim Says

"You know, Rudy, watching the kid and running the dojo...seems like you got a pretty full plate." Jack Says

"I do." Jack Says

"I could take more of a leadership role." He insisted
"You know, help around the place, teach some of your classes." Jack Says

"I mean, between the two of us, we got this." Jerry Says

"Nah, thanks, guys. But there's no way I could leave my beloved dojo..." The sound of something breaking, comes from the office. "Here are the keys.
Yeah, every morning you have to plunge the toilet and feed the cat, do not mix those up." Rudy Says, tossing the keys to Jack.

"Dude, we're in charge! Oh, I've been waiting
for this for a long time. I have some huge ideas." Jack Says

"I got an idea of my own. See, it's Gis for beginners.
Inside they have airbags. Oh, hold on I got one in my locker." Jerry Says

"Hey, uh, Jerry. Why don't you go write those ideas down? Uh, I mean, so we don't forget them." Jack Says

"Oh, yeah. Yeah yeah, you're right. We should probably get to work on these chores anyway." Jerry Says

Jerry rushes towards the bathroom while Jack walks over to his locker. He overhears the toilet flushing, and the cat whining. Jerry opens the bathroom door, holding onto the door fighting off Rudy's cat.

"Feeding the toilet...no problem. but woo! tomorrow...you're plunging the cat." Jerry Says

FALAFEL PHILS

Milton and Rudy decided to take Sam over to Phil's, and the young boy continues to terrorize Milton by spitting spit balls onto him through a straw.

"I'm gonna ask you for the last time. To please stop doing that." Milton Says

"Oh, he's just trying to have a little fun." Rudy Says

Sam aims his straws over at Rudy, and rapidly spits balls at him covering his face.

"I'm gonna go hit the can." Sam Says, then walks to the bathroom.

"Can't you put this kid in a cage?" Milton Asks

"I'd love to, but kid cages rub some people the wrong way. Look, inside every bad child is a good child trying to get out, we just have to help him." Rudy Says

Sam returns back from the bathroom, with a smirk on his face laughing as the sound of pipes clanking is heard.

"What did you do?" Rudy Asks

"I shoved seven rolls of toilet paper down the bowl before I flushed it." Sam Says, laughing.

"No! My pipes can't take that kind of pressure.
She's going to blow, she's going to blow!" Phil Says

Phil runs to the bathroom but is to late, a loud explosion is heard and water explodes out the room.
He walks out the bathroom, with the toilet seat over his head.

"She blew." Phil Says

WASABI DOJO

The next day Jack is busy in the dojo, training two new students.

"Punch..Block. Good." Jack Says, as Jerry enters.

"Hey, what's going on?" Jerry Asks

"Uh, I'm teaching the 3:30 class." Jack Says

"But the 3:30 class doesn't start until 4:15." Jerry Says

"Jerry, since I've been in charge, I've made some changes around here. I even got some new students." Jack Says

"Students?, Is that who these people are? Yo, white belt! You're standing in my spot. It's called the Jerry zone, so step off, not-Jerry." He Says

"Hey hey. Why don't you guys just take a five?" He turns back to Jerry, "Thanks. What's your problem?" Jack Says

"My problem is we're running this dojo together.
I have lots of great ideas and you're not listening to any of them." Jerry Says

"You have lots of great ideas?, okay name one." Jack Says

Jerry walks out the dojo and a few moments later he returns back, but this time wearing a cow costume with his green karate belt around his waist.

"Come to Bobby Wasabi's and check out our... Mooooooves!, this thing's got satellite radio,
air conditioning and a microwave." A ding goes off,
"Ooh!" He opens the microwave, "Chimichanga?" Jerry Says

"Please put that back where it came from.
How are you powering all that?" Jack Says

"That's the genius, Jack. See, I strapped a car
battery to each leg. This thing's powered up and ready to..." Jerry Says, then he suddenly gets shocked, and gets electrocuted.

"Are you all right? I think your suit is short circuiting." Jack Says

"Huh? Oh, no. No, it's not. No, I'm perfectly...Fine!Woo! I couldn't be...better!" Jerry Says

The bell of his microwave dings erratically, causing smoke to come out his suit and then his chimichanga falls to the ground.

"Jerry, the new vision I have for the dojo...It's not about karate cows or glow-rate or burning butt burritos. It's about my new training philosophy,
based on three levels of focus, honor and dedication.
I call it "Jack's pyramid of discipline". He Says, gesturing to the wall and his poster.

"Okay, first of all, that's not a pyramid...It's a triangle. Second, I can't believe you took my
picture down and put that thing up. And third,
what about my ideas?" Jerry Says

"Your ideas are dumb, dude." Jack Says, as Jerry gasps in offense.

"Oh? You know what, Jack? You've changed. You've changed!" Jerry Says

"I had to. I'm in charge now." Jack Says

"Yeah?, well, with you in charge, I'm not sure
I want to be a part of this lame dojo." Jerry Says

"Fine." Jack Says

"Fine." Jerry Says

"Fine!" Jerry and Jack Says, in unison.

FALAFEL PHILS

Later on during closing time, Phil is cleaning up while Jerry eats some food.

"You know what hurts even more than your
hummus burning its way through my colon?" Jerry Says

"Actually, I know no greater pain." Phil Says

"The fact that my best friend doesn't need me.
I thought Jack and I were gonna run the dojo together." Jerry Says

"You know, it's just like me and my Cousin Carl.
We moved here together from Hachmachistan
and wanted to open up a restaurant. But we had very different ideas on how to do the business." Phil Says

"Like what?" Jerry Asks

"Well, for starters, he wanted our meat to be actual meat." Phil Says

"What?!" Jerry Says

"So he opened up Carl's Kabobs, and I opened up my place." Phil Says

Jerry nods then suddenly gets an idea, he stands up.

"That's it." Jerry Says

"What?" Phil Says

"What you just said, that's exactly what I'm gonna do." He spits out the food, "Why did I eat that." Jerry Says

SEAFORD FISHING DOCK

Rudy and Sam are out by the dock, with their fishing hooks.

"You know, you've made a few enemies since you've been here. But I think deep down inside of you is a good kid. All you need is a little fresh air and sunshine." Rudy Says

"Where's Milton?, and why won't Kim fish with us?" Sam Asks

"I know Milton's around here somewhere. And I'll go talk to Kim." Rudy Says, then walks away.

"Sam!" Milton shouts

Milton walks over to Sam, and circles around him.
"I've been up all night thinking of what you might
try and pull out here today!"

"What?, I'm just a little boy fishing." Sam Says

"I... I..." He mocked "I know it's only a matter of time before you try and trick me into eating a worm." Milton Says

He looks over and see's a bucket filled with worms, Milton picks one up and eats the worm almost gagging.

"Ha! beat you to it!, oh what's next? the old hook-and-rip?" He picks up Rudy's fishing hook, tossing it back and ripping his shirt off "Ha! beat you to it!
and for the grand finale, when I'm not looking, attach a crab to my nose." He picks up a crab, and it pinched his nose. "Ha! beat you to it." Milton Says, walking away groaning in pain.

"I want nothing to do with him, okay? He's pure evil." Kim Says

"Oh, he just needed a little more Rudy time." He Says

"I caught a fish, Rudy. It's for you." Sam Says, handing a large fish over to Rudy.

"Pure evil, huh?" Rudy Says, as an angry man walks over.

"You! You stole my fish!" He Says

"What? No. He caught it." Rudy Says

The angry man picks up Rudy and tosses him into the water, Sam laughs while taking some pictures as Kim tosses him a float.

"Might need a little more Rudy time." Kim Says

SEAFORD MALL COURTYARD

Jack leaves the dojo and walks over to Phil who's handing out flyers to people in the courtyard.

"Hey, Jack, take a flyer." He handed him the paper,
"It's for the new business that I opened with my partner." Phil Says

Jack looks at the flyer, then looks up at Phil's sign which reads "Judo Jerry's"

"What?! Oh, you've got to be kidding me." Jack Says

He walks pass Phil and storms towards the restaurant, inside Jerry who's wearing a new Gi
is busy training new students.

"Punch, Punch." Jerry Says

"You turned Phil's into a dojo?" Jack Says

"Not just a dojo, but a better dojo than the one you're running. And one last thing, Jack.
I'm gonna have to ask you to step off my face." Jerry Says

Jack looks down at the ground and there's a sticker of the dojo and of Jerry's face.

WASABI DOJO

Later on that afternoon Jack returns back to the dojo, to train some of the new students, one of them which is Joan.

"All right, guys, today we're gonna focus on a roll
out into a chest strike. Now watch. Gonna roll out...
Spin, chest strike." He performed the move, as they watched on, "All right? You guys give it a shot." Jack Says

The first student performed the move well, punching the dummy.

"Not bad. That was good." Jack Says

"Move it, zits. My turn." Joan Says

She pushes him aside and lets out a loud yell, before trying an attempt at the move. Joan rolls, then gets back to her feet but her she gets dizzy, and runs towards the dummy but misses it and falls over the trophy wall. Jack looks at the door, and Jerry enters.

"What are you doing here?" Jack Asks

"Relax, Jack. Just came to get some stuff out of my locker." Jerry Says

"Yeah? Well, make it quick. I'm in the middle of class
with all of my new students." Jack Says

"Oh, I just hope you don't do to these students
what you did to little Timmy Donovan." They exchanged looks, "Oh, you didn't hear? Yeah, Jack pushed him to do a move he wasn't ready for,
Poor kid had to have his whole skeleton removed." Jerry Says

"Come on, you guys don't believe that. It's not even possible." Jack Says

"Yes, it is. Oh, yeah. Now Timmy just hangs
on his mother's clothesline making fun of kids that walk by. Hey, you! Spines are for losers". Jerry Says

"Come on. That's not...not true." Jack Says

"Oh, would you look at that, the fancy new safe dojo
across the courtyard, is giving away free orange
belts with every order of hummus." Jerry Says

The two students rushes over to Phil's, as Jerry looks at Jack smirking.

RUDY'S APARTMENT

Inside the apartment Rudy is busy looking at town replica, while Sam looks on.

"What's all this stuff?" Sam Asks, as he reaches to touch bud Rudy stops him.

"Don't... don't...don't...don't touch this. It's the only thing you haven't destroyed. Just go back to your
room and take another nap." Rudy Says

"I already took two." Sam Says

"No, your naps aren't for you, they're for me, they help me relax." Rudy Says

Sam steps back and looks down at some Battle of Pickford books.

"The Battle of Pickford"?, Awesome." Sam Says

"Yeah. Six months of awesome, It's an exact replica
down to the last detail. Even the cannons fire." Rudy Says

"Wow, this is the coolest hobby ever!" Sam Says

"That's not what my dates say." Rudy Says

"Why doesn't that horse have a rider?" Sam Asks

"Ah, Colonel Pickford should be riding that horse.
Yeah, but the company that makes the figurines went out of business, so my exact replica will never be exact." Rudy Says

"It's all right, Rudy. Someday you'll get your Colonel Pickford." Sam Says

"You think so?" Rudy Says

"Mhm." Sam Says

Sam walks over to the other side, and he bumps into the table leg and it breaks and the entire table comes down along with the replica.

"Ah!" Rudy Says

"I'm so sorry! I swear that was an accident!" Sam Says

"You... Look what you've done!, everything is destroyed!" Rudy Says, weeping.

"Not everything. Um, this cannon still looks like..." He picks up the tiny cannon, and it's goes off hitting Rudy in the face, "Uh...I'm gonna go take another nap." Sam Says

FALAFEL PHILS

Jerry is still training some of his students in the restaurant, along with Jack's former students.

"Kick,Kick." Jerry Says, then a bell dings.

"You know what that means!" Phil Says

"Dance break!" Jerry and Phil Says

Phil turns on the radio and music begins playing, everyone gets up and starts dancing.

"Hey, Sensei. Check out my moves." Phil Says, as he dances Jerry nods on impressed.

The sound of sirens can be heard, as Joan enters the restaurant wearing her siren helmet.

"This establishment is in violation of code 681-niner...Operating a dojo inside of a falafel restaurant." Joan Says

"Ha! Joke's on you!, I don't have permits for either of those." Phil Says

"Any accomplices found on the premises of said dojo-falafel establishment...will be taken into custody!" Joan Says

The karate students makes their way towards the door, and as they are leaving Jack is there as well handing them flyers.

"Hi, one free lesson at The Bobby Wasabi Dojo,
Have a good day." Jack Says

"I should have known it was you, Jack. Can't stand seeing a better dojo, can you?" Jerry Says

"Oh, this? This isn't a dojo. It's a joke." Jack Says

"Oh, really?" Jerry Says

"Mm hmm." Jack Says

"Then why don't we have a little tournament, huh?
Winner gets to run The Bobby Wasabi Dojo...their way." Jerry Says

"All right. You want a Battle Of The Dojos?, let's do it." Jack Says

"Fine." Jerry Says

"Fine." Jack Says

"Fine!" Jack and Jerry Says

"This is gonna be so easy, the only student you have left is Joan." Jerry Says, smirking.

He and Jack looks over at Joan, who's currently distracted by a fly.

"Well, the only student you have left is Phil." Jack Says

Jerry and Jack looks over at Phil, who's tickling his stomach laughing.

"We got this, Jack I'm gonna mop up the
floor with this chump." Joan Says

"No one mops these floors...ever!" Phil Says

SEAFORD MALL COURTYARD

Rudy and Sam are sitting down on a bench, waiting for Grandmaster Po.

"Po's gonna be here any minute. I guess you'll be glad to see me go." Sam Says

"Aw, Sam...I really really will." Rudy Says

"I almost forgot, I have something for you." Sam Says, handing Rudy a small figure.

"What's this?" Rudy Asks

"It's Colonel Pickford. I made it out of a clothespin,
a half-chewed gumdrop, and the saber's a toenail clipping." Sam Says

"This is the best...And worst thing anyone's ever given me. Why are you always such a troublemaker?
I mean, don't you want a family to like you?" Rudy Says

"I've never had a family before. I mean, are they really that important?" Sam Asks

"Yeah, Sam. Being a part of a family is very important. Look, if you could stay here...
with us, is there any chance that you could behave yourself?" Rudy Says

"I can try, but I can't promise anything." Sam Says

"Why don't you stay with me?" Rudy Asks

"Really, Rudy? Whoa, thanks!" Sam Says

"I'll go talk to Po." Rudy Says, then Kim runs over to him.

"Rudy! Rudy! I got your text. What's the emergency?" Kim Asks

"Oh, Kim. That was from me. I didn't
want you to be late for your date." Sam Says

"For my what now?" Kim Says

"You know the geek who works at Komputer Kingdom with the face fungus?" Sam Says

"Yeah." Kim Says

"I told him that if he met you here, you'd give him a kiss." Sam Says

"You did not say..." Kim Says

Sam nods then points to the boy behind her, Kim turns around and sees him and his very chapped lips.

"Pucker up, Princess." He Says

Kim let's out a loud shriek and runs away from the boy, and he chases after her.

"Sam, that was... really funny. Nice." Rudy Says

WASABI DOJO

Jack and Jerry are both preparing Joan and Phil for the competition, in their corners while people from the mall shows up.

"Breathe, breathe, breathe..." Joan breathes sharply, he holds up a bottle of water, "Open." Jack Says

Joan takes some of the water, gargles it then spits it on the ground.

"Joan, that wasn't a spit bucket; That was my shoe." Jack Says

"Jack, I am in the zone I have razor-sharp focus.
I will not be distracted. I will...Oh, hi, Todd! Woo!
Someone's been working out, your glutes are beauts. Ha ha!..Wow! Yeah!" Joan Says

Jerry walks away from Phil, and meets Jack in the middle of the dojo.

"What?" Jack Says

"I see your dumb triangle is still where my picture should be. Yeah, you probably threw it out, No no, you probably shredded it into a thousand little pieces!" Jerry Says

Jack walk over towards the lockers and holds up the picture "Actually, I had it enlarged."

"What?" Jerry Says

"See, I was gonna hang it up, but then you went..." Jack Says

"You kicked me out." Jerry Says

"I didn't kick you out. You're the one who decided to leave." Jack Says

"Well, that's because you didn't respect me and said all my ideas were dumb." Jerry Says

"Well, I shouldn't have said that. Because actually, you had some pretty good ideas." Jack Says

"Yes. Yes, I did. So, uh...which one was good?" Jerry Asks

"Your idea for Gis with airbags." Jack Says

"Oh, yeah. For beginners. It takes the fear out of being hit." Jerry Says

"Yeah, I've been using the one out of your locker. People love 'em. Hey, Donnie, come here." Jack Says

Donnie walks over to Jack, and he performs a side kick hitting Donnie and the airbags go off.

"Nice, Hey, uh, Jerry? I've always dreamed of running a dojo. When I got the chance, maybe
I got a little carried away. I should never have disrespected you. The truth is the dojo isn't
the same without you, man." Jack Says

"You had me at, Jerry, I've always dreamed of running a dojo, and when I got the chance, maybe I got a little carried away, I should have never..." Jerry Says

"I think I know where you're going with this." He and Jerry hugs it out, "Hey, what do you say we call off this little tournament before someone gets hurt?" Jack Says

"Yeah." Jerry Says

They turn at the sound of Phil letting out a loud scream, and so does Joan. They both charges at each other preparing to hit one another with the same move, but they both miss completely. Joan crashes into one of the students, and Phil crashes into the office.

"I'm okay! I just landed on this really big kid." A loud  pop goes off, "Holy Hannah, I think I popped him!" Joan Says

RUDY'S APARTMENT

Sam reaches over and turns on the radio, and military drumming starts playing. He and Rudy looks at the rebuilt replica model on the table.

"Men, you are no longer without a leader. Colonel Pickford has arrived to lead you over the ridge and down into the valley. Now you should know that you will be turned into human confetti by close-range
enemy cannon fire, due to Colonel Pickford's legendarily poor judgment. Sam, you have the honor of placing Pickford on his noble steed." Rudy Says

"Thanks Rudy." Sam Says

Sam places Colonel Pickford on the model horse, then suddenly the table's legs get weak and it goes down again.

"We have got to find another hobby." Rudy Says