WASABI DOJO

Jack is showing everyone his brand new Bo-Staff routine.

"Yeah!" They Say

"Wow, Jack, Your new bo staff routine is awesome." Eddie Says

"Thanks, man." Jack Says

"You know what I say about bo staffs? Bo-ring Swords is where it's at, bro." Jerry Says swinging the staff

"Oh, so you know how to use a sword?" Jack Asks

"I've been practicing with the attachments on my mom's vacuum cleaner. In one move I can whack the ceiling fan down And suck the curtains off the wall." Jerry Says

"Well, that katana sword that Rudy loves so much is right there." Milton Says

"Yeah, give it a shot, Jerry." Abigail Says

"Uh... Yeah yeah, I'll-- I'll give it a shot. You know, I'm not sure the thing's as balanced as well as my mom's vacuum cleaner and there's no brush on the end of it, But I'll give it a shot." Jerry Says

"Hey, Jerry." He Enters "Whatcha doing?" Rudy Says

"Uh, just airing out the pits." Jerry Says

"Well, let me be clear No one touches my katana." Rudy Says

Inside Rudy's Office Sobs are head, the door opens and it's Bobby Wasabi.

"Bobby, what's wrong?" Rudy Asks

"Rudy, I didn't get the part in that movie." Bobby Says

"I'm sure the part was just wrong for you." Rudy Says

" It was to play Bobby in "The Bobby Wasabi Story." He Says

"Well, maybe there's another part for you." Rudy Says

"- I'm Bobby." He Says

"Oh." Rudy Says

FALAFEL PHIL

Rudy and Bobby are eating some falafel balls as he cry's after not getting the part.

"It's over my movie career is over, I have nothing left, Except my eight houses, 40 dojos And a toilet carved out of a giant ruby." Bobby Says

"You think my life is perfect? My girlfriend broke up with me three months ago. She said I didn't pay enough attention to her. I miss Jenny." Rudy Says

"Her name was Carol." Bobby Says

"Whatever her name was, I miss her." Rudy Says

"It's okay, Rudy Let's get our cry on." Bobby Says

He and Bobby starts crying, everyone in the restaurant notices and Phil walks over.

"Rudy, I need you and your mustache bear man to stop crying. I'm trying to have a happy hour." Phil Says As He tears up a bit

"what's wrong with you?" Rudy Asks

"I haven't had a day off in 17 years, everything is work work work." Phil Says

"We have to take our lives back, Go some place where men can be men." Rudy Says

"The sauna." Bobby Says

"I'm in." Phil Says

"I'm talking about really taking our lives back, You know, going out on the open road. You know what we're gonna do? We're gonna get on some hogs and ride." Rudy Says

"That's brilliant-- a pig rodeo." Phil Says

"I'm talking about motorcycles." Rudy Says

"Pigs on motorcycles? It's getting wild up in here." Phil Says

WASABI DOJO

Everyone is in the dojo as Rudy tells them where he's going for the weekend.

"Yep, kids, every once in a while You have to put on the leather pants And hit the open road with the boys." Rudy Says

"Dude I think those are the exact same pants my mom wears when she goes out clubbing." Abigail Says As Everyone chuckles

"Anyways, all I need is for one of you guys to come in on Saturday and water the plants." Rudy Says

"Sure." They Say

"All right, let me get the keys from the office." As he walks his pants squeak "They're in my pocket." Rudy Says

Rudy digs in his pants pocket but struggles due to how tight they are, he falls down to the ground as they look on, Phil and Bobby enters.

"Hey hey, our gas-powered pigs are ready to ride us."  Phil Says

"I'm gonna feel so alive out there on the open road-- Men being men I should put my hair back. Kim, can you spot me a scrunchie?" Bobby Says As Kim flings one to him

"Okay, guys, I've got the keys. Let's go we'll see you guys in a few days." Rudy Says

"See ya." Bobby Says As They leave

"That is the worst biker gang ever." Milton Says

"Guys, we've got these keys and Rudy's gone for the weekend. Do you know what that means?" Jack Says

"Yes, we need to come up with a chart With everyone's plant watering responsibilities." Eddie Says

"No, Eddie, it means we can throw that party we've always wanted to have." Kim Says

"With girls and music and girls And food and girls." Jerry Says

"Do you know who we should invite?" Kim Says

"Brad Wolf. - Kathy Davis." Jack & Kim Says

"Brad's a good guy." Jack Says

"Yeah, Kathy's nice." Kim Says

"Now let's get back to the party. Rudy will flip if he finds out, So we have to keep things small and under control." Milton Says

Later On, The Party is under way there's many kids there. Milton is picked up and being crowd surfed.

"This party is both huge and out of control." Milton Says

ROAD

On the road, Rudy, Bobby and Phil are riding motorcycles. Phil is sitting in a side car to Rudy's bike.

"Whooo!" He and Bobby High Five "This is the greatest. Hey, Phil, you should probably Put the wind visor on your helmet down." Rudy Says

Meanwhile Phil's face is completely covered in Bugs. "What is a wind visor?"

"This trip was long overdue, Rudy. Feels like the old Bobby's back in the game. Whooo!" Suddenly A Bird Smacks into his face

"He's okay. Luckily that barn stopped him." Phil Says

WASABI DOJO

The party is still packed with some kids, Milton let's in a few more people including Abigail.

Abigail is wearing a a short sleeved purple top with blue jeans and matching purple converses with her hair curled, Kim spots her and walks over.

"Abigail you made it, I was getting worried you weren't gonna make it." Kim Says

"I know I was trying to come up with a great excuse for my parents." Abigail Says

"What did you tell them?" Kim Asks

"I basically told them that we were all in a study group for our test on Monday, they believed us studying but not the jerry part." Abigail Says

"Yeah, Jerry and Studying doesn't really go together." Kim Says As Abigail Chuckles

"Man this party looks sick" Abigail Says As One Of The Boys walks up to her

"Hey Abigail wanna dance?" He Asks

"Later Kim." Abigail Says

Abigail and The boy walks off, Brad then walks up to her and she starts blushing a bit.

"All right, party people. I'm D.J. Eddie D. And this one goes out to Kim Crawford." He Says As The Music plays

"Oh yeah. This is my jam." She Starts Dancing Weirdly.Brad see's this and walks away as everyone stares at her

"Where's Brad?" Jack Says

"Um, I don't know. I just started dancing, turned around and he was gone." Kim Says

"Huh? That's weird." Jack Says

"So Um where's Kathy?" Kim Asks

"She's, you know-- we're having a great time, Hanging out, tearing it up." Jack Says

"- She didn't show, did she." Kim Says

" No." Jack Says

Meanwhile Jerry is by himself bobbing along to the music drinking some soda, He looks over and See's Abigail dancing with a guy but someone blocks his way and it's one of Milton's friends.

"Great party. I've had so much grape juice, I bet my uvula's purple. Check it out." He Says Sticking his tongue out

"Dude, who let you in here?" Jerry Asks

Outside The Dojo Milton is dealing with some of the jocks on the football team as they try to get inside the party.

"Kevin, I get it. You're the captain of the football team. You get into all the parties, But I don't give a fiddler's fart about that. You're looking at your worst nightmare-- A nerd with a clipboard." Milton Says

"Hey, come on, man. Can I just get--?" Kevin Says

"Buh Buh Buh Uh, don't beg, Kevin. It's just sad." Milton Says

BAR- B - QUE & GRILL

Bobby, Rudy and Phil make their way into the bar. It's pretty empty but there's some bikers around.

"Why are we stopping here? That billboard said two miles up is a restaurant that serves a 'splodin' onion." Bobby Says

"That did look good and I'll say it, I would love to have an onion 'splode on my face." Phil Says

They walk to the nearest table and take their seats, a red headed waitress walks over.

"Can I take your order?" She Says

"How would you describe your trout?" Bobby Asks

"It's a fish- I recognize you." She Says

"- You do? I mean of course you do. I am Bobby Wasabi, legendary film star." He Says

"Not you. Him. You're Rudy I've seen all your karate commercials. Your moves are amazing." She Says

"Yeah, I guess I do have a few moves." Rudy Says

Can we get back to my trout, please?" Bobby Shouts

WASABI DOJO

Abigail walks out from the bathroom she waves her hands getting off the water, Jerry approaches her.

"Hey Abigail." Jerry Says

"Oh Hey Jerry, you enjoying the party?" Abigail Ask

"Yeah it's cool, hey I saw you dancing with that guy on the floor who was that?" Jerry Asks

"Oh That's Malcom, he's in my third period English class he's pretty cool and cute." Abigail Says

"Oh so you like him?" Jerry Asks

"Eh I don't know maybe...why so interested Jerry?" Abigail Asks

Jerry Scoffs "I'm not."

"Your Not." Abigail Says

"I mean why would I be." Jerry Says

"I don't know, why would you be." Abigail Says Raising her eyebrow

"I'm curious that's all I swear." Jerry Says

"Okay...anyways why aren't you dancing..I thought you'd be dancing with Donna Tobin." Abigail Says

"I will eventually." Jerry Says

"Yeah right come on Martinez, how about we have one dance before the party ends huh." Abigail Says

"Sure." Jerry Says

Abigail lends her hand out and Jerry takes it then she leads him to the middle of the dance floor and they begin shuffling together, Meanwhile Jack is dancing alone then Kim approaches them.

"So I see your girl Kathy finally showed up." Kim Says

"Yeah, she's over there dancing with your boy Brad." Jack Says

"What? So since they're-- do you think we should--" Jack Says

"- We could, but do you think it would--" Kim Says

"- Yeah, it might." Jack Says

"Maybe it won't." Kim Says

"What if it does?" Jack Asks

"- Yeah, we probably shouldn't." Kim Says

"Yeah, let's get some chips." Jack Says

"- I like chips." Kim Says

Outside The Dojo, Milton is letting some more kids inside and Kevin jumps the line.

"All right Watch it. Move it Thank you" Kevin Says

"Watch it. Whoa, I told you you're not getting in." Milton Says

"No no, check again. I think we're under the name "Bumrush plus three."

"I don't see a bumru--" Milton Says

Kevin throws Milton down onto the ground, He and his buddies walk over him to get inside then others do the same.

"Jack, Jack. Argh! These guys crashed the party." Milton Says

"Kevin, you guys gotta go." Jack Says

"I don't think so, we just got here." Kevin Says Then Shoves him

Kevin walks over and trashes the snack bar, Jack walks over annoyed.

"Come on, Kevin, be cool. We don't want any trouble, all right?" Kevin Throws a punch" You see, it's rude to punch the host." Jack Says

Jack begins fighting Kevin and his jock friends, He tosses them around breaking nearby tables and breaking other stuff, Everyone leaves.

"This is not good." Jerry Says

"We are in so much trouble." Kim Says

"We just gotta clean this up, okay?" Jack Says

Abigail looks up and gasps "Oh, Rudy nos va a matar"

"Huh?" They Say

"She Said Rudy is gonna kill us, but why?" Jerry Says

"That's Why!" Abigail Says

She points and they all look up at what's she pointing at, The Katana is gone.

"Rudy's priceless katana is gone, He is gonna kill us." Kim Says

"At least he won't be doing it with the sword." Jerry Says

"And that's not even the worst part, we forgot to water the plant." Eddie Says

Abigail and Milton goes into Rudy's office to look for cleaning supply, Milton takes the opportunity to go on his computer to search for something.

"Milton what are you doing?" Abigail Asks

"I'm searching for a nearby shop to see if they might have a replica of Rudy's Katana..BINGO!" Milton Says

"You Found One?!" Abigail Says

"Yup" He And Abigail walks out the office. "

"Don't die, little plant. You've got to hang on." Eddie Says

"I found one. It's the same exact sword that Rudy had. It's at the Bronze Nugget Pawnshop." Milton Says

"Yes! All right, Kim, Milton, let's go." Jack Says As They leave

"Alright Boys let's get to cleaning." Abigail Says Giving Jerry and Eddie a broom

"Ew Oh, that's gross." Eddie Says

"What is?" Abigail Asks

"That Who would deliberately stick a piece of pizza up there?" Eddie Says

"Well, probably a guy who was gonna eat it, Then saw Donna Tobin come in and wanted to talk to her without having pepperoni breath." He Kicks The Wall and the pizza falls "I'm just guessing." Jerry Says

"Why...just why." Abigail Says

BAR- B - QUE & GRILL

Phil and Bobby are playing pool, Phill picks up one of the sticks as Rudy is taking to the waitress.

"I wonder how many kebabs I could kebabi with this big kebab stick." Phil Says

"It's not a kebab stick, you Rube. It's called a pool bat." Bobby Says

"I'd like to settle up now..." Rudy Says

"Carlotta, Call me Carlotta." She Says

"Okay then, Car-r-r-r-lotta." Rudy Says

"So what are you gonna do now? Just climb on your hog and ride away?" Carlotta Asks

"My friends and I are living life The way a real man should live." Rudy Says

"Rudy! I can't get the ball wrangler off my face." Bobby Says

"Excuse me, Car-r-r-lotta." Rudy Says

Rudy walks over to Bobby to help him while a biker walks over to Carlotta at the register.

"Who was that you were talking to?" Dwayne Asks

"None of your business, Dwayne. But when he says my name, It feels like Christmas." Carlotta Says

Rudy and Phil are struggling to get the the ball rack off his face.

"Ah Ah Ah Easy easy. Get some butter. Get some butter." Bobby Says

GOLD & SILVER PAWN SHOP

The Owner of the shop walks up to Jack, Kim and Milton with the exact same replica of the Katana.

"This, boys and girls, is the real deal, Completely unique. There's only one that exists in the whole world." He Says

"Actually our sensei has one just like it." Jack Says

"There's only two that exist in the entire world." He Says

We've got to get it for Rudy. How much do you want for it?" Milton Asks

"$500." He Says

"What?" They Say

"We don't have that kind of money." Jack Says

"Well, you have to bring in something of equal value to trade for it. Hey, maybe your friend would like this priceless Ben Franklin toenail." He Says

"That's a corn chip." Kim Says

"Oh no. I ate a national treasure!" He Says

WASABI DOJO

Meanwhile back at the dojo, Jerry, Abigail and Eddie cleaned up the dojo.

"We did it." Abigail Says

"This place looks great, man." Jerry Says

"Yeah, the last thing to do is move my speaker." Eddie Says

"Oh yeah, for sure." Jerry Says

"No Prob." Abigail Says

Jerry, Eddie and Abigail all places their hands onto the speaker. "All right, ready?"

"- Yeah." Jerry & Abigail Says

"One, two, three." Eddie Says

"Go." Jerry Says

The move the speaker off the wall, Jerry looks back and sees a huge purple stain on the wall.

"Uh, Guys." Says

"Hmm?" Eddie & Abigail Says

"Was this big purple stain always here?" Jerry Asks

"No." Abigail Says

He Sniffs the wall and licks it "It's grape juice"

"All right, let's just wipe it off." Eddie Says

"No no no, you can't just wipe off a stain like that. Once it soaks in, you gotta get it from the inside." Jerry Says

"Um Jerry I don't think that's true." Abigail Says

"It is Abigail trust me." Jerry Says

"But how are we gonna clean it from the inside?" Eddie Says

Moments Later, Jerry some how finds himself inside the wall and the stain is fading away.

"How's it looking?" Jerry Asks

"Keep going. I think it's working." Eddie Says

"Yes! I knew I could get it out. Whoo! Oh no." Jerry Says

"Wait, what's the matter? Why'd you stop?" Abigail Asks

"Guys, when I dropped between the walls, I wasn't thinking about getting out. I'm stuck Ahhhh! I'm freaking out, man. I can't breathe." Jerry Says Then Punches the wall

"Well, the stain's gone." Eddie Says

GOLD & SILVER PAWN SHOP

"Well, I've totaled up all the stuff you've brought, And I think you'll be happy to hear I can give you $94." He Says

"What?" Jack Says

"Are you insane?" Milton Says

"Guys, guys, guys, guys. Calm down, okay? It's okay. I got this. I was hoping not to have to do this, But what do you say if I was willing to throw in this antique charm bracelet?" Kim Says

"Oooh I'd say I'll give you another three bucks." He Says

"That's it!" Kim Says

Kim tries to Jump over the counter to attack the man but Jack and Milton stops her trying to hold her back.

"Okay." Jack Says

"Whoa Whoa" Milton Says

"$97 for all your junk. Take it or leave it." He Says

"Can I see that old French horn?" Milton Asks

"Sure." He Says Handing it to Milton

"Will you trade this for all our stuff?" Milton Asks

"I can do that." He Says

"Milton, what are you doing?" Jack Asks

"Trust me." Milton Says Then He Begins Playing the horn

"You know a little something about the French horn, don't you?" He Says

"This horn was made by the greatest French horn maker and composer ever. See that little L.S. under the spit valve? That stands for Lorenzo Sanzoni." Milton Says

"I thought that stood for "loud sound." How much is that thing worth?" He Asks

"I think you mean, "how much is this thing worth, boss?" cause we just bought ourselves a pawnshop." Milton Says

"Oh yeah." Jack Says

"Now hand me that sword" He Does "And organize the shelves and take out this toy cannon." He Pulls The string and the cannon blows a hole into the wall
"And patch up that hole." Milton Says

"Yeah, you heard him Move it." Kim Says

BAR - B - QUE & GRILL

"I'm a little worried about all of the peanut shells on the floor." Phil Says

"No one's gonna slip on the peanut shells, Phil." Rudy Says

"No no, I'm not worried about slipping. I'm worried about attracting elephants." Phil Says

Dwayne and his friends approach the pool table where Rudy, Phil and Bobby are at.

"Well well, looks like we got ourselves a couple posers." Dwayne Says

"Posers? You calling us posers?" Rudy Says

"I sure am, your hogs are rented your boots aren't broken in and your face isn't all windburned from ridin'." Dwayne Says

"For your information, I use a really good Aloe-based skin moisturizer." Bobby Says

"We don't want any trouble. We're just trying to play a nice game of pool nobody needs to get hurt." Rudy Says

Phil takes his pool stick and shoots the ball but it ends up hitting Dwayne in the face.

"I'm sorry. I got a little under that one." Phil Says

Dwayne snatches the pool stick from Bobby and breaks it over his knee.

"You broke my pool bat." Bobby Says

Dwayne throws punches at Bobby but he blocks every punch he throws and shoved him across the pool table.

"Get 'em!" Dwayne Says

Rudy rolls over the pool table and kicks on of Dwayne's friends, He kicks the other one.
Phil gets grabbed by the collar and throws him into a wall.

"Oh mommy!" Phil Says

Rudy jumps onto the light and kicks one of the friends down then fights the other one. Dwayne picks up a bench and Bobby punches Dwayne in the chest through the bench. Rudy takes the man's arm and pins him on the counter, and Carlotta bangs his head on the counter.

"You're doing great." Carlotta Says

"Thank you, Car-r-r-r-lotta." Rudy Says

Rudy and Bobby continues to fight off the rest of the dudes, Bobby punches them into a jukebox knocking him out.

"Oh, that felt so great, It looks like this old lion may still have his roar." Bobby Says

"Now that is the Bobby Wasabi I used to know." Phil Groans in pain "Hey, talk to me, buddy." Rudy Says

"What happened? Did the elephants come for me?" Phil Asks

"You were in a roadhouse brawl. Are you okay?" Rudy Asks

"I'm better than okay, this is the best day of my life. I feel so alive best road trip ever." Phil Says

"Come on, little buddy." Bobby Catches Him

"Rudy, Rudy, I found one of your teeth underneath the pinball machine." Carlotta Says

"Keep it, Car-r-r-r-lotta. It'll give you something to remember me by." Rudy Says

"Oh, I'll keep it under that weird flap of skin On the back of my neck." Carlotta Says

"Okay, that I didn't need to know." Rudy Says

Music plays and they begin slow dancing, Rudy pulls her hair up and looks at her neck and grimaces.

WASABI DOJO

The dojo doors opens and it's Milton, Kim and Jack, Abigail is wiping one of the benches.

"You did it. This place looks great." Kim Says

"We got the sword." Milton Says

"Yes! Wait, guys, there's something I need to tell you." Abigail Says

The sound of motorcycles are heard outside, they all look at each other.

"It's Rudy, He's back." Eddie Says

"We've got to get the sword up there." Kim Says

"Give it to me." Jack Says

Jack jumps on of the benches for a boost and puts the sword onto the mantle where the old sword once was, Rudy walks inside.

"See you guys next time." Jack Says

"Hey, Rudy. How was your trip?" Jack Asks

"It was amazing, How's everything here?" Rudy Asks

"Everything here is great." Kim Says Then Nervously laughs, Milton elbows her

"Well, the place looks great. The plant's been watered." Rudy Says

"That was me-- all me." Eddie Says

"Wait, something's different, My katana. Nah, it's fine. How come I get so crazy about that thing? It's just a knock-off I paid $15 bucks for at the flea market." Rudy Says

"Knock-off? Flea market? Do you have any ide—" Milton Says As Abigail Covers his mouth

"How glad we are to have you back, Rudy we missed you." Abigail Says

"Why don't we all go over to Falafel Phil's? And you can tell us all about your trip come on, we'll buy." Kim Says

"Go ahead I'm just gonna put my stuff in the office I'll be right there." Rudy Says

They all walk out the dojo making their way to Phils.

"Do you realize we just went though all of that for nothing?" Milton Says

"It wasn't for nothing, we threw an awesome party that Rudy will never know about." Jack Says

Meanwhile in the dojo Rudy finds Jerry trapped inside the wall.

"And you weren't even out of the parking lot Before I started texting people about the party. Of course we didn't know we were gonna trash the place and steal your sword and when I say trashed, I mean tornado-style, Rudy and you wouldn't believe what happened to me." Jerry Says

"You got stuck in the wall." Rudy Says

"Yes How did you know?" Rudy Puts The Calendar Over His Face Again "Wait. Wait, Rudy, Rudy. Rudy, seriously, I'm freaking out. Wow, my birthday falls on a Friday this year." Jerry Says

FALAFEL PHILS

"Peanut shells on the floor will make this place fun like roadhouse." A Elephant Nose Touches his shoulder "Not now, Rudy. I'm busy. Rudy, I said I'm busy. Funny, Rudy, Your hand feels a lot like... Elephant!" Phil Says