WASABI DOJO

Jerry and Eddie are standing on the platform in their Gi's, today's lesson is jousting.

"The joust is a highly-specialized. Combat technique. It's all about control, balance and Grace." Rudy Says

Eddie hits Jerry with the pugil stick, Jerry screams as Eddie continues beating him.

"Stop! You're beating the Grace out of him." Abigail Says

"Hey hey, put down your pugil stick." Rudy Says

"Forget that! I'm taking this thing on the bus with me." Eddie Says

"What are you... ow!" Jerry Says

Eddie chases after Jerry with the pugil stick, they leave the dojo then Ty and Frank enters.

"Rudy!" Ty Says

"Ty What are you doing here?" Rudy Asks

"I was over at the nail salon getting a power pedicure. Which, by the way, is manly because it has the word "power" in it. when I came out, I found this. - Under my windshield wiper." Ty Says Holding up a flyer

"What is it?" Jack Asks

"It's the thing that goes back and forth on your car when it's raining. It's amazing." Frank Says

"What's amazing is you're 19 and still in the seventh grade." Abigail Says As Jack laugh

"This is what I'm talking about, your Bobby Wasabi flyer was on my car. This is a declaration of war, Rudy." Ty Says

"This isn't about flyers, Ty. It's about the feud that started between us 15 years ago." Rudy Says

"What you did to me was wrong! But it doesn't matter. Because I'm still the best Sensei in this town. You up for a little joust?" Ty Says

"I never walked away from a joust in my life." Rudy Says

Ty and Rudy have a stand off for a minute then they rush over to the jousting platform.

"Now if you don't mind, I'd like to take a moment to harness my chi." Rudy Says

"I'll do the same." Ty Says

"Om..." Rudy Says Then Ty hits him across the head with the pugil stick knocking him down

"Ha ha! I'm the King of the world! Yeah... whoa!" Ty Says Then falls as well

FALAFEL PHILS

Milton is sitting alone waiting for Kim, he asked her to meet up with him to discuss something important.

"Well, you said it was important what do you want to ask me?" Kim Asks

"Sorry, I'm a little nervous. I've been wanting to say haven't had the courage." Milton Says

"—Milton Are you sure you really want to?" Kim Says

"Kim, I finally feel like I'm ready to go out with a girl..." Milton Says

"—Milton, no! Stop! I don't want to hurt you or talk about this ever again, but I only think of you as a friend." Kim Says

"Wait, you thought I was talking about you and me? I'm sorry, that is hilarious." Milton Says

"Wait, why is that funny exactly?" Kim Asks

"No offense, Kim. I'm sure you're somebody's type. But you're just not mine." Milton Says

"Oh good."Kim Says Then her smile disappears

"I like this girl named Julie, the first time I saw her in chemistry class my heart stopped." Milton Says

CLASSROOM

Milton is writing an equation on the board, He doesn't seem to understand it so he stops. Someone raises their hand and he looks up to see Julie. She gets up and walks over to him.

Julie takes off her glasses then takes out a pin and shakes her hair, Milton stares at her then moves out the way as she finishes the equation for him and blows chalk dust at him.

FLAFEL PHILS

"I'm terrified to ask her out what if she says no?" Milton Says

"Relax, I got this. I'm really good at helping people find love." Kim Says

"Thank you." Milton Says

"—I just... One thing and it's not like I really care or anything, but, uh, how am I not your type?" Kim Asks

"Let it go, Kim. It's never gonna happen." Milton Says

SEAFORD HIGH SCHOOL

Jerry and Abigail are talking by his locker, then Eddie walks over to them.

"Hey Guys." Eddie Says

"Hey Eddie." Abigail Says

Jerry scoffs then opens his locker, Eddie rolls his eyes and smirks.

"Still mad at me for beating you in the joust yesterday? You cried like a little girl." Eddie Says

"I wasn't crying. That was a colombian war chant..AHHHHH!" Jerry Says

"Sure it was." Abigail Says

"Okay, you should have been terrified Besides, there's nothing you can do better than me." Jerry Says

"Huh, really? I'm a better rapper than you are. I even got a job at the mall, rapping for falafel Phil's. To help him drum up some business." Eddie Says

"He only got that idea because Captain corndog hired me to rap for him." Jerry Says

"You got nothing." Eddie Says

"Please. I can spit rhymes about anything. Call it." Jerry Says

"Okay, food in the cafeteria." Abigail Says

"Gimme a beat." Eddie Begins Beat boxing. "Uh yo, the food here's moldy, bland and green. It's scarier than the monsters on Halloween." Jerry Says

"The items on this menu go from bad to worst, get your tray pay your bill then you hit the nurse." Eddie Says Then Jack jumps in

"Oh for dessert sometimes I like to eat cake, I cut it with my fork and then I eat it—" Eddie, Abigail and Jerry shakes their heads. " All right, I got nothing, okay?" Jack Says

"Later Jack." Abigail Says

Jerry, Abigail and Eddie walks to class as Jack goes to his locker. Julie walks up to him.

"Hey, I'm Julie." She Says

"Hey." Jack Says

"I pass by your locker every day I can't believe I finally got the courage to talk to you." Julie Says

"Okay." Jack Says

He Opens his locker then she slams it shut. "Okay well, this is all kind of new to me, what the heck, I'll just say it- I really like..." Julie Says

"Whoa whoa, wait a second we don't even know each other and..." Jack Says

"I was going to say I like your friend Milton." Julie Says

"Oh oh, Milton! I thought you were gonna say you liked me." Jack Says

"You and me?" She Hits his shoulder. "That's funny you are so not my type. I like a manly man." Julie Says

"Okay then." Jack Says As he opens his locker then she slams it once again.

"The first time I saw Milton in chemistry, it was like I was watching a movie and he was the star." Julie Says

CLASSROOM

Julie is in chemistry class, Milton is juggling some chemicals in his hand as she looks on impressed.
He pours some liquid into the glass and blows some of the smoke in her face as Julie blushes.

HALLWAY

"I'd love to go out with him, But what if he doesn't like me?" Julie Says

"You know what? You guys would be great together. Let me see what I can do." Jack Says

"Really? Thank you so much." Julie Says

"Eh, no problem. So... I'm not a manly man? I mean, nothing here or here works for you?" Jack Asks

"Let it go, Jack. It's never going to happen." Julie Says

WASABI DOJO

"So Milton likes Julie and Julie likes Milton?- Do you know what this means?" Kim Says

"Yes, I do. It's a perfect storm of nerd love." Jack Says

"This isn't a joke, Jack we have to help them, today he tried giving her flowers and, uh... It didn't go so well." Kim Says

SEAFORD HIGH SCHOOL

Milton and Kim are in the hallway, He approaches Julie with some roses.

"Uh, what are those?" Julie Asks

They're.... my lunch." Milton Says Then eats them

WASABI DOJO

"I've got an idea. Okay, falafel Phil's tomorrow night. I'll bring Julie and you bring Milton and do not let him bring roses. He was passing gas all afternoon. It was disgusting and kinda nice." Kim Says

SEAFORD MALL COURTYARD

Jerry Is in his captain corn dog costume, he turns on his radio.

"C-o-r-n-d-o-g we got the best corndogs in history, So check out our meals then make your pick it's a golden battered wiener on a sticky sticky."Eddie turns off his radio. "- What are you doing?" Jerry Says

"My job. Falafel Phil's is the place to chill, Where the food is really slamming and the service is so jamming, Phil's hummus is the best give it a whirl way better than some corndog made from a squirrel." Eddie Says

"That's it. Ha!" Jerry Says

"Ah!" Eddie Says

Jerry and Eddie starts fighting and ends up wrestling on the ground, Abigail turns the corner and see's them two.

"Oh you have got to be kidding me, Break it up. Break it...BREAK IT UP!" She pulls them both apart." Now what is going on?" Abigail Says

"I was just doing my job." Eddie Says

"Yeah right I was doing my job only better." Jerry Says

"That's it." Eddie Says

"Wait Wait Hold Hold On!, Since you two idiots are in some sort of competition with each other as of late let's settle this the old fashioned way." Abigail Says

"Which is?" Jerry Asks

"Oh don't worry I have an idea." Abigail Says

FALAFEL PHILS

Milton, Julie, Kim and Jack are all sitting at a table.

"So, Milton, Julie, I hear you guys have chemistry together...." Kim Says As She & Jack laughs

"Julie, I'm sorry If you want to go home, I get it" Milton Says

"I don't want to go home." Julie Says

"So you want to stay here?" Milton Asks

"Does an object in motion tend to remain in motion?" Julie Says

"Unless there's a friction coefficient...." Jack & Kim laughs awkwardly "Guys, we're good if you want to sit at another table." Milton Says

"Pshaw, No." Jack Says

"Yeah, no, I think we should probably..." Kim Says

"—We want to be alone." Milton Says

"Oh yeah...I see." Kim Says

Jack and Kim gets up from the table, they leave Julie and Milton.

"What just happened?" Jack Asks

"I'll tell you what just happened, They just broke up with us." Kim Says Then leaves

WASABI DOJO

Milton & Julie walks into the dojo holding hands, Rudy approaches them.

"Milton, maybe you'd like to introduce me to your lady friend?" Rudy Asks

"Rudy, this is Julie and like me she feels that pluto. Was unfairly downgraded from planet status." Milton Says

"Asteroid, my butt!" They sit on the bench. "Meeting Milton was the best thing that's happened to me since I moved here." Julie Says

"While Julie's parents are in Europe, she's living with her Uncle." Milton Says

"See, that's what families are all about, Your Uncle sounds like a great guy." Rudy Says

The Dojo doors open, it's Ty and Frank.

"There you are, frank told me he saw you two together." Ty Says

"Yeah!" Frank Says

"What are you doing here?" Rudy Asks

"I came to get my niece." Ty Says

"- Ty is your Uncle?!" Milton Says

"Julie is your niece?!" Jack Says

"Yes, she is and I forbid her from seeing him." Ty Says

"You can't forbid her from seeing him, because I forbid him from seeing her." Rudy Says

"- Well, I forbid them first." Ty Says

"No I did it..." Rudy Says

"Forbidden! La la la la la! La la la la la la la la!" Ty Says Dragging Julie out the dojo

"Milton." Julie Says

"Julie!" Milton Says

BACK ALLEYWAY

Jack and Kim have been helping Julie & Milton sneak around lately, they are having a date in an alleyway.

"Rudy would freak if he knew we were helping Milton & Julie." Jack Says

"I don't care we have to help them, I believe in a thing called love." Kim Says

Milton and Julie are eating spaghetti, they both have a long piece of the spaghetti noodle in their mouth and it breaks before their lips touch.

"I'm sorry we have to meet in an alley." Julie Says

"I don't mind the alley, when I'm with you I can ignore the smell of the... No, I'm sorry, that dumpster smells like where diapers go to die." Milton Says As Frank and His Black dragon friend approaches

"Here they are!" Frank Says

"Guys, get out of here." Kim Says

Julie runs as Milton tries to follow her Frank goes to punch him, Jack stops Frank's fist.

"You probably shouldn't have done that. Again." Jack Says

He kicks Frank sending him back, Kim faces off with Frank's friend. He throws some kicks at her but she blocks all of them. Jack kicks but Frank weaves it and throws garbage bags at him, Kim gives a kick to the boy and he goes flying into garbage cans.

Frank continues to throw garbage bags at Jack but he dodges them, The other black dragon takes a cab lid and tried to hit Kim with it but she ducks and kicks him right back into the garbage. Frank and Jack continue to go at it then as he goes to punch Jack he throws him into the garbage.

"The joke's on you, I landed in all these soft diapers." Frank Says

WASABI DOJO

"So after all of the forbidding I did, Milton and Julie are still sneaking around and seeing each other?" Rudy Says

"They can't see each other anymore, you know why? Because of you and Ty! But I got news for you, mister It's not..." Kim Says

"Okay okay, thank you. Thank you, Kim Rudy, you've been feuding with Ty for 15 years. How did it even start?" Jack Asks

"Well, we were both studying with the grand master. But only one of us would be deemed worthy of being his apprentice." Rudy Says

FLASHBACK

Young Ty and Rudy are standing on Tree stumps, The grand master tells them to bow and they do.

"We stood at the top of a mountain for our final competition... The ancient clash of the antlers, We battled for hours, trying to knock each other off those stumps." Rudy Says

There's a fart noise, Ty gets distracted.

"Oh, gross!" Rudy Knocks Him Down. "Whew! Whoa! No fair! He cheated. I was distracted, grand master. He tooted. He tooted!" Ty Says

PRESENT

"So I became his apprentice, and Ty vowed that he would never rest until he got his revenge." Rudy Says

"- So you stunk him off his stump?" Kim Asks

"No! It was the grand master." Rudy Says

"Rudy, it's time for this thing to end Let me arrange a sitdown so you and ty can talk things out." Jack Says

"Do it for Milton and Julie." Kim Says

"Yeah, maybe you're right. Maybe it is time to move on and finally bury the hatchet." Rudy Says

SEAFORD MALL COURTYARD

"All right, no more rapping wars! Now we're gonna squash this beast. By letting the crowd decide who's number one, okay? Now up first is Eddie, the rhyming falafel ball." Abigail Says

"Let me be Frank, homey, you're a weinie. Couldn't get me to eat a corn dog if you were a genie, I'd use all three wishes just to make you go away cause your nothing but a sucker and I'm here to stay." Eddie Says

"Okay okay okay, all right. Up next is Jerry, the rapping corndog." Abigail Says

"Uhh, get a real job, you slob, you smell like a kebab. I'll never eat at your place because I'm a food snob, your falafel is awful and your pita is pity if you were smart, you'd roll your butt to a different city." Jerry Says

"Gee, I'm sorry you call that "bringing it"? These people came here to hear some real rap, am I right, everybody?... All right, yeah! Let's do it!" She Puts on a hat and grabs the Mic. "uh-huh! Oh yeah. - Mm-hmm mm-hmm, uh-huh. Sit back, relax, turn off your phone I welcome you all to the Abby zone.
Rappers step to me and like trees they fall, forget these punks I'm queen of them all." The Crowd Rally behind her. "Abby To Base, Abby to Base just destroyed two suckers put them in their place.

"Abby To Base! Abby To Base!" They Say

"I just destroyed two suckers put them in their place." Abby Says

She drops the mic and everyone cheers for her as Eddie and Jerry look on.

FALAFEL PHILS

Everyone is sitting down at the table, Rudy and Ty gives each other the stink eye.

"We're here tonight to put aside our differences. Because we care about Milton and Julie. Now if anyone would like to say something, now is the time." Jack Says Then Frank Stands Up

"I really like the way Kim's hair smells, That's all I got." Frank Says

"Rudy, maybe you'd like to say something." Jack Says

"Fine! What Jack said is true, tonight is about Milton and Julie. I'd like us to, you know...Let bygones be bygones." Rudy Says

"Mmmm." Ty Says

"Excellent! Sensei ty, maybe you'd like to say something." Jack Says

"Maybe we should just try and get along." Ty Says

"Great! I think we've settled things, Now let's just all enjoy our meal." Jack Says

Rudy and Ty both stick their forks into the last falafel ball.

"Uh, excuse me, what are you doing?" Rudy Asks

"- I'm taking the last falafel ball." Ty Says

"N- no no. This is my ball My fork was on it." Rudy Says

"My fork was on it first, Get off it." Ty Says

"Never going to happen." Rudy Says

Rudy and Ty struggle with the falafel ball, they both stand up and begins to brawl. Ty throws the first punch but Rudy dodges it, They throw punches and kicks at one another but each blocks them, Rudy throws Ty into a table and be breaks it as Milton & Julie Leaves.

Ty throws Rudy on a table, He kicks food at Ty then spins around slapping him repeatedly. Ty falls to the ground as well as Rudy.

WASABI DOJO

Rudy, Ty and Frank are in the Dojo waiting for Milton & Julie to walk through the doors.

"They could be anywhere out there anywhere." Ty Says

The Dojo doors opens and it's Jack and Kim with Milton and Julie.

"We found 'em." Jack Says

"Where were you two?" Rudy Asks

"We were worried sick." Ty Says

"They have something to say." Kim Says

"Milton and I have talked and we're not going to see each other anymore." Julie Says

"Goodbye, Julie. I'll never forget you." Milton Says

"Goodbye, Milton. I'm sorry it didn't work out." Julie Says

"Wait! I want to say something." Rudy Says

"No. No, I want to say something. You and... then so... I feel... So and something... and you're... But then and you... I just want to... But it's here and it's here and I want to say something!" Ty Says

"You know what? I finally understand Ty completely. We've let our problems become your problems. Milton, Julie, we won't stand in your way." Rudy Says

"Thank you, Rudy." Milton Says

"I got Milton and Julie together my work here is done." Kim Says

"Julie." Milton Says

"Milton." Julie Says As they hug

"Rudy." Ty Says

"Ty." Rudy Says As They air hug

"Kim." Frank Says

"Frank." Kim Says Then Flips him onto his back

"Did I imagine that or did she just flip me?" Frank Says

"Oh, you must have imagined it Come on, you know what? - You should go give her a hug" Jack Says

"Okay...Kim." Frank Says

"Frank...Hyah!" Kim Says Then Flips him again

"Oh, Frank, you're gonna be in seventh grade for a long time." Jack Says

SEAFORD MALL COURTYARD

"You know what? I'm glad we're not fighting anymore." Eddie Says

"Yeah, me too. Rapping's about expressing yourself, not about selling falafels and corndogs." Jerry Says

"Yeah. I think taking this class together is really going to make us better rappers." Eddie Says As Abigail approaches them

"All right, here we go, y'all. Jerry, Eddie, give me a beat." They Start Beat boxing "I'm jam master Abby, school is in session, Get the money upfront that's the first lesson. Seriously I'm gonna need $11.95 From both of you right now come on." Abigail Says