FALAFEL PHILS

The Wasabi gang is all hanging out and eating lunch at Phil's, Eddie grimaces at the taste of his hummus.

"Does your hummus smell worse than it normally does?" Eddie Asks

"It's not the hummus It's coming from him." Milton Says

"That's my new cologne , it's called "Impurity." Jerry Sprays some and everyone moves their food

Meanwhile over by the register, There's some preppy students laughing amongst themselves.

"Check it out Swathmore academy students, Perfect skin, perfect hair, perfect teeth—" Jack Says

"Perfectly disgusting." Kim Spat

"They must have finally realized Phil makes the best falafel in town." Abigail Says

"Put it in a doggie bag, you. It's for our dogs can you imagine? He thought we were going to eat this." She Says

"What's next-- should we go bathe In the mall fountain?" He Says

"Oh, uh, not not from 3 to 4 That's Jerry time." He Says

"Hello, Jerry. I wish I could stay, But my poor pug is starving. Woof." She Says then walks away

"My poor pug is starving." "Woof." Who talks like that?" Abigail Says

"Unfortunately, no one I know." Eddie Says

"They think they're so much better than us just because they go to a private school." Kim Says

"Well, we are eating their dog food." Jack Says

"And they're a week away from showing us up again during seaford on parade." Milton Says

"You know, I thought our float last year was a winner." Jerry Says

"It was ernie the janitor sitting in a shopping cart with a tube sock on his head." Jack Says

"Winner." Jerry Says

"I don't know why they always win the float competition. I mean, what was so impressive about their giant space shuttle last year?" Kim Says

"It flew." They Say

WASABI DOJO

"Guess what guys..I was selected to be the head of the float committee because I am the only person who even has a chance of pulling it off." Eddie Says

"No one else wanted the job, did they?" Jerry Says

"No, they did not." Eddie Says

"It's already seaford on parade? I hate this time of year." Rudy Says

"What's wrong with seaford on parade?" Jack Asks

"This is the week where the whole town is reminded of the horrible thing I let happen. The year was 1996.

"Oh, no." Abigail Says

"Yep. Here we go." Kim Says

"I was proudly push ing the seaford float down the street. My theme—the mighty lentil, In honor of seaford's number one crop." Rudy Says

"I love a good lentil story." Milton Says

"Out of nowhere, ten—nay! a hundred rich kids from swathmore academy attacked me, led by Teddy Kavanagh. Oh, I fought back but, when the dust settled, the seaford high flag was gone and my lentil had been... violated. Our flag has been held captive by swathmore ever since." Rudy Says

"Rudy, that happened a long time ago you're an adult now. Just go over there and get it back." Kim
Says

"Yeah Maybe you're right, I am gonna March right over to swathmore academy And get back what teddy kavanagh took from me." Rudy Says

"Do you have any more good lentil stories?" Milton Asks

"Hundreds here are my top five." Rudy Says

"Oh, no. Not again." They Say walking away

SEAFORD MALL COURTYARD

There's a bunch of young girls standing in line signing up for a pageant.

"Ladies, ladies. Me, me thank you. One of you lucky lasses will be crowned the pearl of seaford. During the parade, you will ride in regal splendor in this big plastic clam, Ha ha! That's right. This will be some special lady's throne, hmm?..This thing is soaking wet. Gross! Cat pee!" He Runs off

Abigail and Kim walks out the dojo, they see what's happening and Kim bumps into Claire, the girl from earlier.

"Eww! Sweaty girl in her pajamas just bumped into me." Claire Says

"Sorry, I was distracted by the giant toilet seat." Kim Says As Abigail laughs

"That is the clam for the pearl of seaford pageant." Claire Says

"Okay." Kim Says

"Whatever." Abigail Says As they walk away

"Too bad they don't have something for you plain seaford high girls." Claire Says

Abigail and Kim stops in their tracks and turns around crossing their arms over their chest.

"Excuse me? What's that supposed to mean?" Abigail Says

"You're not beauty pageant material you're what we call... Not beauty pageant material." Claire Says

"Really?..Well. Maybe it's time for one of us plain seaford high girls to be the pearl." Abigail Says

"Never happening, hon. No seaford high girl will ever know the pleasures of sitting in that clam." Claire Says

"We'll see about that." Kim Says

"Oh, yes, we will." Kim walks over to the clam, she sits down in it. "Oh, no. No, no, no, no. No. Oh! Oh, my! no, I don't believe it! That seaford high girl is getting all up in our clamshell!" Claire Says

"Yes, I could get used to this I feel like a real princess, why is this wet?" Kim Says

SWATHMORE ACADEMY

Rudy is waiting for the headmaster in his office, he touches some of his things and almost breaks them.

"Mighty polo mallets, what happened?!" He Says

"There was all these kids, And they were just—Earthquake...wait a minute Teddy Kavanagh? You're the headmaster of swathmore?" Rudy Saya

"Oh, I remember you, you were the little lentil boy. What was-- Rudy tootie fresh and fruity." Teddy Says

"I just go by Rudy now." He Says

"Oh, I've heard you've done well teaching jazzercise in a strip mall, isn't it?" Teddy Says

"Actually, I teach karate I'm a third-degree black belt and there's a flavor named after me at the fro-yo den." Rudy Says

"What's it called?" Teddy Asks

"Rudy tootie fresh and fruity." Rudy Says

"Mm..." Teddy Says

"Look, 16 years ago, you had your fun and you took the seaford high flag and I'm here because I want it back." Rudy Says

Teddy nods his head and walks over to his cabinet and grabs a wooden box, He pulls out taffy instead.

"I'm daffy for taffy Rudy... you're never getting that flag. When I took it, seaford high officially became the home of the losers." Teddy Says

"Fine..I'll leave but there is something you should know. I'm the one who pulled down your curtains, spilled your ink, and broke your swingy ball thingy Ha ha! Uh, do you validate parking?" Rudy Says

WASABI DOJO

Kim asked Milton if he could help her with the dress her aunt loaned to her , Abigail, Jerry and Jack are there as well.

"Wrong, wrong, wrong turn around...Oh, sweetie, wronger. What were you thinking when you put on that abomination?" Milton Says

"My aunt loaned me this dress." Kim Says

"Let me say this as delicately as I can...your aunt does not love you." Jack Says

"You know, the pageant's a pretty big deal this year the winner gets a crown and gets to go to England to represent seaford for a month." Jerry Says

"Whoa for an entire month, I've always wanted to go to England it's been a dream of mine since I could talk...Hmm I think maybe it's time I should enter myself." Abigail Says

"Abigail what do you know about pageants?" Jack Asks

"Believe it or not...when I was younger, I was a pageant girl but I quit two years ago because it got really competitive, my mom stressed me out and the girls were mean and I hated how big my hair gotten..but I did like the outfits though." Abigail Says

"I don't care about crowns or England, I just want to wipe that smug smirk off of Claire's face." Kim Says

"Farm girl—You want to win, this is what you do. Get yourself over to gown depot. Talk to Georgio, tell him I sent you, and that you need... The disaster package..Make it work, Kimberly." Milton Says

"I don't need you or Georgio's help." They all look at her nodding "Give me that...Abigail come." Kim Says As Abigail follows

"Jack, this float thing is killing me I don't have a theme. I'm blocked I'm freaking out, man!- I'm freaking out!" Eddie Says

"Eddie. Eddie, man, just calm down we'll help you come up with an idea right, guys?" Jack Says

"Yeah, let's just do a little free association. You know, spitball." Milton Says

"Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that may work uh, why don't you guys just say the first word that pops into your head when I say... Seaford." Eddie Says

"Seaford!" Jerry Says

"No, no. It can't be seaford any word but-" Eddie Says

"But." Jerry Says

"No, no. Dude, just say what pops into your—" Eddie Says

"Pops! Keep 'em coming, man I'm in the zone." Jerry Says

"Forget it." Eddie Says

"Believe that? Try and help a guy." Jerry Says

Rudy enters in storming and mumbling under his breath.

"Kavanagh wouldn't even validate my parking..." Rudy Says

"Rudy!" Jack Says

"Hey." Rudy Says

"How'd it go over at swathmore?" Jack Asks

"Actually, it's a-- it's a funny story. I, uh-- I went down there and-- this is totally going to make you laugh. Um... The kid who took the flag is now the headmaster. It's funny, huh?..It's funny!" Rudy Says

"So you asked for the flag back and he said no?" Jack Says

"Yeah. Not only that-- But he said when he took the flag Seaford high officially became the home of the losers." Rudy Says

"You know what-- that's it. If they won't give us our flag back, We're gonna take it." Jack Says

"Then you know what you guys could do--you could climb up on that general swathmore statue in front of the library and put a big bra on it. And one of those adulty diapers on the horse. wouldn't that be so... Wouldn't that-- diaper in the-- or you guys could just go get the flag back." Rudy Says

SWATHMORE ACADEMY

The bell rings and the students all leave their class, Jerry, Milton and Jack are dressed in the schools uniform.

"You know it will be a lot easier if we had Abigail, Eddie and Kim here to help us find the flag." Jerry Says

"Nah, Kim and Abigail are building a float for the parade and Eddie's in the pearl of seaford pageant...No, wait. Swap 'em." Jack Says

"Now we just have to blend in, put these caramel jolly whoppers in your mouth and bite down they'll make our teeth stick together and we'll sound just like 'em." Milton Says

"What? - How is biting down on some candy gonna make us sound—oh. Oh. Oh, it totally works. Milton, you're a genius." Jack Says

A pretty blonde girl walks by them to her locker.

"And I said, "Pull over, daddums, "I will not be caught dead in a white ferrari after memorial day." Seriously." Milton Says As They all laugh

"What it do, girl?" Jerry Says

"Hey, let's split up and find our flag. Just don't draw any attention to yourselves..let's go." Jack Says

"Okay, cool." Jerry Says, He bumps into a figure of a night and it's suit of armor falls and quickly fixes it

"Jerry, is that you? huh?" Claire Says

"No. No, I'm, uh... Forrest. Locker. Forrest locker the twenty eight." Jerry Says

"I know it's you, Jerry and I know why you're here, you've come to take something that belongs to you." Claire Says

"You're right." Jerry Says

"What will you do with it once it's yours?" Claire Asks

"I don't know probably shove it in my pants and run out of here." Jerry Says As a student approaches them

"Oh! Jerry, this is my boyfriend Monty. Monty... I'm leaving you for Jerry." Claire Says

"Wait, what? I'm not Jerry. I'm, uh—I'm forrest. I've never met Claire, I've never seen Claire, and I don't know Claire. Tell him, Claire." Jerry Says

Monty gets angry and runs after Jerry, Claire looks on.

"Run, Forrest! Run!" Claire Says

Meanwhile Milton walks into another room which is empty, but with fencing equipment.

"Now, where would that flag be? Ooh! I've always wanted to try this." He puts on the helmet and picks up the sword "Mm, mm! Here we go." Milton Says

He swings the sword around for a bit then other students come in the room dressed in their fencing gear.

"Well, well, well. there you are, Mumford. Ready for our rematch?" Milton shakes his head no "En garde!" He Says

He and Milton begin their fencing match, The boy continues to disarm Milton of his sword and they stick to the wall.

"Ha!" Milton shrugs his shoulders and kicks him in his area, his helmet falls off "Ohh! You're not Mumford you're that skinny geek from seaford high. Get him!" He Says

"Aah!" Milton Says

Jack is in the headmaster's office, searching through his stuff looking for the flag.

"Flag's gotta be around here somewhere." He opens a door and see's his supply of taffy "Oh! This guy is daffy for taffy." Jack Says

Jack overhears the headmaster talking to some students, He flips over his desk to hide as they all walk in.

"As you know, this Saturday is our yearly humiliation of seaford high during the parade and that Rudy tootie fellow gave me a great idea. This year, we're going to take it up a notch by flying their flag from our pirate ship float...Does anyone else notice my grizzly inching forward?" Teddy Says

On the ground his bear rug starts moving, he takes it off and it's Jack.

"Oh! Thank you. I am out that bear ate me during a camping trip two years ago." Jack Says

"This is a fake bear." Teddy Says

"Well, then my excuse makes no sense, which means I should probably just-- just go." Jack Says

"Get him!" Teddy Says

Jack, Milton and Jerry meets up in the hallway they stop for a breather..then all of the students come running at them and they run out the building.

SEAFORD MALL COURTYARD

Abigail who's dressed in her baton outfit, Kim stands behind her stretching.

"Abigail what exactly are you doing again?" Kim Asks

"Oh I'm doing my favorite routine, the baton twirling..plus I really missed wearing the outfits." Abigail smiles

"Whoa! Beautiful, Mary Beth..just beautiful, okay. up next is Abigail Fernandez doing a baton twirling routine." He Says

"Good luck Abigail." Kim Says

Abigail smiles at her then walks up on the stage, Claire and her friends stand behind Kim.

"Yeah because that's all she's gonna need, there's no way any of you Seaford girls are gonna win." Claire Says

"Oh yes we will and you can count on it snobby." Kim Says

Abigail takes in a deep breathe and she takes out her baton, she does impressive moves with it by flipping and catching them, she lights them on fire and the audience gasps, and she tosses them in the air and does a spin then catches them, Kim jumps up cheering as Claire is shocked and the judges gives her three tens.

"Wow wow marvelous that was just beautiful, give it up for Abigail Fernandez." They all clap

Abigail walks off the stage and hugs Kim, the Announcer walks onto stage.

"That was amazing." Kim Says

"Oh that was nothing, but it sure was better than your routine Claire." Abigail Says

"Keep thinking that, but when I win not only am I going to sit on the clam I'm going to do it with my new boyfriend Jerry." Claire Says

"What?! Your joking Jerry's not dating you." Abigail Says

"Mhmm we are I left my boyfriend for him, way better...oh don't be so jealous now Abby it's not like Jerry could ever have a thing for you." Claire Says Booping Abigail's nose

"That's It!" Abigail Says

Abigail tries to attack Claire but Kim grabs her, holding her back from hurting the girl.

"No No No Abigail calm down." Abigail mumbles in Spanish "Calm down alright." Kim Says

"Okay Next is Kim Crawford doing an interpretive dance..I can't wait." Kim gets on stage and looks at him "Oh, I'm sorry." He Says

The music starts and Kim starts dancing, Abigail smiles at her best friend proudly.

"Now let's kick it..This is my jam!" Kim Says

She starts doing her dance and everyone looks on and shakes their heads, the announcer runs to a nearby garbage and vomits and Claire smiles.

WASABI DOJO

"They're gonna fly our flag on their float? That taffy-tugging tyrant!" Rudy Says

"Guys, I've been thinking about this I think I've got a solution." Jack Says

"Yeah, me too." Jerry Says

"Really? What have you got?" Jack Asks

"Uh, no. no I don't know, I thought you were gonna go first, And I was just gonna say, "That's what I was thinking." Jerry Says

"All the floats start in that hangar by the train station. What if we got our flag back before the parade starts?" Jack Says

"Yep, that's what I was thinking Mm-hmm." Jerry Says

"How are we going to get near their float? All the swathmore kids know what we look like. They'll be guarding that flag." Milton Says

The dojo doors open and Eddie enters with his float that he finally finished.

"Guys, I finished our float." Eddie Says

"Great!" Milton Says

"Awesome." Jerry Says

"What is it?" Jack Asks

"It's a replica of the screaming log of Seaford." Eddie Says

"Oh , legend has it that the founder of our town Crawled into a hollow log To survive the harsh winter of 1808." Rudy Says

"Why do they call it the "Screaming log"?" Milton Asks

"Unfortunately, a family of wolverines had the same idea." Rudy Says

"Guys... I think I know how we're gonna get our flag back." Jack Says

SEAFORD MALL COURTYARD

It's towards the end of the pageant, the last three are Abigail, Kim and Claire.

"All right, Claire. Here's your question why do you think you should be the pearl of seaford?" He Asks

"I'm rich, I'm pretty, And... World peace! Thank you, thank you." Claire Says

Kim and Abigail looks at each other shaking their heads, everyone claps for her.

"No, thank you, Claire. I think we're all better people... Having heard that—huh? Aren't we." The judges give her three nines "Yeah... Okay, Abigail. Your turn." He Says

Abigail takes the microphone and scoffs "Seriously? a twenty six? Well, let me tell you—If this is what you think is good, then I'm obviously not your pearl."

"Did I mention I take in homeless whales?" Claire Says

"Stuff it, Claire..Go on Abigail." Kim Says

"You know, let me tell you—If I was the pearl, I wouldn't just represent the rich and the pretty people. I'd represent everyone—from the hardworking women in the factories to the guy at the doughnut shop that eats all the napkins. Well, maybe not him. Well, you know what—even him. Because that's who we are in Seaford a bunch of crazy, napkin-eating nuts." Abigail Says

Kim smiles and Abigail drops the microphone and walks of stage but stops when the crowd all claps for her, the judges gives her three tens.

"You are a pearl, Abigail undeniable pearl." He Hits Claire in the face with his microphone "ohh!" He Says

Abigail and Kim smiles a little, she walks back on stage and they award her the crown. She takes a bow and waves at all of them.

"I Finally Won a crown I did it Mom!" Abigail Says

"Well you deserves it, have fun in London." Kim Says

"I am but it's gonna be more fun when my best friend comes along." Abigail Says

"Wait your bringing me along?!" Kim Says

"Yup We're going to London!" Abigail Says

"Whoo! London Baby." Kim Says

BUILDING

Today is the day of the parade, everyone is getting ready to ride out on their floats. Abigail is sitting on her pearl, as Eddie rolls in.

"Okay, people. We're rolling out in five minutes. Use the bathrooms now we all remember what happened to that man last year In the swan costume." She Says

"Uh, hey, Eddie. What is that thing?" Abigail Asks

"The Screaming log of seaford." Eddie Says

"Um, don't you think you're gonna look a little silly Pushing that thing down main street?" Abigail Says

"Abigail, you do know You're sitting in a clam, don't you." Eddie Says

"Well played." Abigail Says

Up above is the Swathmore academy's float, this year it's a pirate ship.

"What is that thing? Some kind of a sea turd?" Teddy Laughs

"Your float's a joke. Ha ha! Joke's on you! Ha ha! Joke's on you! Eddie, open the stupid latch." Rudy Says

"Oh, my bad." Eddie Opens it, Jack, Jerry, Milton, Kim and Rudy steps out.

"Ha ha! Ha ha! The joke's on you! We've come to get our flag back. Oh, oh, foot's asleep." Rudy Says

"Let's go." Jack Says

"They're taking the ship!" Teddy Says

Abigail looks over and See's the boys and Kim invading the ship, Milton gets cornered by two students.

"Oh! You're just a seaford high loser and so are your friends." He Says

"En garde!" Milton Says

Milton picks up a sword and fights the two students, Jack takes on three students as Rudy fights beside him. Kim fights off against some more students, Jack gets on the plank of the ship and it's about to fall.

"Jack!" Abigail Says

Abigail tosses her scepter at Jack and he catches it, He winks at her then fights off the two students. Jerry's still stuck on the rope, Abigail's had enough of this and runs over to the ship.

"Oh, you get back in your clam right now, young lady." He Says

Jerry finally joins the fight but gets cornered by two students, Abigail gets on the rope and swings over to where Jerry is and kicks both students off the ship. Eddie is sitting down eating some popcorn. Rudy and Teddy are squaring off together, he gets the upper hand and finally captures the flag.

"I got it, I got it, I got it!" Rudy Says

"Thanks for your help Abigail." Jack Says

"No problem." Abigail Says

"Hey Kim told us you won the pageant." Jerry Says

"Yup You're looking at the new pearl of seaford." Abigail Says

"Uh... This is yours." Jack hands her back the scepter which is broken

"So, uh, is the pearl too good to take a ride with her friends on a log?" Kim Asks

"What No way! Let's do this." Abigail Says

"Abigail , it's go time. Let's get back in your clam, girl." Eddie accidentally turns the cannon on and it hits him in the face "Uh-oh..Guys, I think I might be really, really hurt, I'm driving that clam over to the hospital." He Says

Later It's almost time for them to ride out the float, Kim is wiping the dust off Jerry's face from the cannon earlier.

"Got it all?" Jerry Asks

"Yup all clean." Kim Says

"Thanks, So you and Abigail huh you girls gonna have fun out there in England." Jerry Says

"Oh you have no idea, we could see buckingham palace, the tower bride and the London eye...this is going to be so fun." Kim Says

"I Bet." Jerry Says

"Abigail keeps making a joke that she might even meet a prince out there but, I know she's joking because she still has a crush on you—" Kim Says As Jerry's eyes widen

"What?" Jerry Says

"Uh..." Kim Says

"Abigail has a crush on me?" Jerry Says

"No." Kim Says

"But you just said—" Jerry Says

"I didn't say anything." Kim Says

"Kim." Jerry Says

"Alright fine yes she does..but don't tell her I told you okay that girl right there is a fiery Latina she'll kill me." Kim Says

"Okay I won't tell but...I can't believe this our friend has a crush on me, wow this is...crazy I can't believe this Whoo!" Jerry Says As Abigail walks over

"Come on guys we're leaving." Abigail Says

"Coming, not a word Jerry." Kim Says

"Got it." Jerry smiles

A few moments later, their all on the Swathmore academy float.

"You think this is okay? Us taking their ship?" Milton Says

"Why not they abandoned it we might as well." Rudy Says

"I feel so bad for Eddie, He worked so hard on his log." Abigail Says

"I'm driving a pirate ship!" Eddie Says

"Spout your blowholes in the morning Spout your blowholes in the night Seaford whales, we stand united Seaford whales, let's fight fight fight!"