SEAFORD HIGH SCHOOL

Kim, Eddie and Abigail are in the hallway talking as Milton runs down the stairs excited.

"You're not gonna believe it, Duke Evans is coming to the mall this weekend!" Milton Says

"Get out! Duke Evans is coming here? To our mall? That is incred—" Kim Says

"You have no o idea who he is, do you?" Abigail Asks

"- Not a clue." Kim Says As Jack walks over to them and joins the conversation.

"Duke Evans is a world champion speed board-breaker." Eddie Says

"Check It Out." Milton Says

He takes out his phone and shows a video of Duke Evans breaking boards.

"Welcome to the chop shop, baby!" Duke Says

"Duke Evans is a loser who travels around in a motor home doing karate demos." Jack Says

"He's having a board-breaking challenge to see if anybody can break his record." Milton Says

"I'd love to break that guy's record, Watch him soak up his tears with his own mullet." Jack Says

"I don't know, jack you think you're ready to take on a guy like the Duke?" Abigail Says

"Yeah, I kind of do." Jack Says

The step out of the way and Jack kicks the lockers near by doing impressive kicks, Jerry approaches them in his pajamas.

"Uh, dude? You know you came to school in your pajamas, right?" Abigail Says

"Oh yeah, I know. I didn't sleep a wink last night. I've got family in town and I have to share my bed with my cousin Pepito." Jerry Says

"Pepito!" They Say

"So you're gonna go to class like that?" Kim Asks

"Pssh, class? No no no. I'm going to bed." Jerry Says

They all look as he gets inside the lockers, they exchanged looks.

"I can't believe he's really going to bed—" Eddie Says

"- Hey! You kids keep it down out there, okay?" Jerry Says

WASABI DOJO

Jack and Jerry have spent remainder of today's practice breaking boards.

"Time." Milton Says

"21 boards, That was awesome!" Eddie Says

"Thanks, Eddie. See it's all about technique and focus. I do this whole meditation to keep..." Jerry Says

"—He was talking about me." Jack Says

Meanwhile Abigail and Kim walks out of the girl's bathroom wearing candy striper uniforms.

"Bye Guys." Abigail Says

"We'll see you guys later." Kim Says

"Well, have fun." Jack Says

"Aren't you gonna say anything about our outfits?" Kim Asks

"What outfit?" Jack Says

"Nope." Jerry Says

"Didn't notice." Eddie Says

"- You guys look the same to me." Milton Says

"We're candy-striper, you freaks. Abigail and I are volunteering at the hospital." Kim Says

"And what exactly does a candy-striper do?" Milton Asks

"Well we cheer up the patients, bring them flowers And do everything we can to ignore what's in their bedpans." Abigail Says

Kim and Abigail leave, Jack sets up some more boards to break.

"Okay, let's get back to work, Jerry. I really wanna break that jerk's record." Jack Says

"Dude, what do you have against Duke? He's got the hair of a god." Jerry Says

"He was my hero until I met him." Jack Says

FLASHBACK

Young Jack is at a fan autograph seeing The Duke Evans.

"That'll be five bucks, scooter you got yourself a real duke board." Duke Says

"Thanks, Duke. You know what-- I love karate!" Jack Says

"You? You'll never be good at karate, you're not built for it. You might wanna learn how to twirl a baton, Put on one of them glitter getups. You'll be awesome. " Kids In line start laughing. "Next." Duke Says

WASABI DOJO

"That guy is a jerk, but he's right. I think you could rock one of them glitter getups." Eddie Says

"Could we get back to work?" Jack Asks

"Aw, dude, I'm fried Can we take a break?" Jerry Says

"Your cousin still in town?" Eddie Asks

"Yeah, and get this-- Last night Pepito pe-peed the bed." Jerry Says

"Let's just break a few more boards, I really wanna beat this guy." Jack Says

"Fine." Jerry Says

"- Come on, You ready?" Jack Asks

"Yeah." Jerry Says

"All right, Ready. - Go." He Breaks Some boards, Then He accidentally kicks Jerry in the chest "- Jerry, I'm so sorry I thought you were ready." Jack Says

"He's all right, He's just a little groggy. Jerry!" He Slaps him "- It's Milton." He Says Slapping him

"Aah!" Jerry Says

"Stop slapping him we gotta get him to a hospital." Jack Says

"A hospital you're right." Milton Says

"Come on, come on." Milton Says As They all help Jerry up to his feet.

"All right, come on." Jack Says

"Go and don't worry, Jerry. You're in good hands." Eddie Says

Milton and Jack helps him towards the door but Jerry bumps into the wall falling backwards.

"Aw, Jerry." Jack Says

"Oh my goodness." Jerry Says

SEAFORD MEMORIAL HOSPITAL

Abigail and Kim leave their hospital rooms after helping some patients, they walk back to the front desk to the nurse.

"So how'd it go?" Abigail Asks

"Oh it's was nice, the old woman in there Mrs.Thompson was so nice she gave me some butterscotch candies." Kim Says

"Oh I love those my aubela keeps them in a nice big jar on her counter at her house, If I could I would eat the whole thing." Abigail Says

Kim chuckles, The Nurse walks over to the girls.

"Kim. Abigail I need you girls to do another task alright." She Says

"Sure Lisa what is it?" Kim Asks

"Okay I need assistance with two patients and before you do that one of you needs to refill the ice machine." Lisa Says

"Sure no problem." Abigail Says

Lisa nods then walks away, Kim and Abigail watches her leave.

"Rock paper scissors to see who goes and help the patient or refill the ice machine?" Abigail Asks

"Your So On." Kim Says

Abigail and Kim begins playing Rock Paper Scissors, Abigail throws down paper and Kim throws down scissors.

"Haha I win, have fun with your patient." Kim Says

"Yeah whatever." Abigail Says

Kim walks off, Moments later Abigail walks into the patients room with two pudding cups and some other stuff.

"Hello Mr.Griffin, I'm here with your pudding cups and to check on you—" Abigail Says

"Hey." He Says

A medium height boy walks out the bathroom wearing a hospital gown, He has dark blonde hair with beautiful grayish blue eyes.

"Excuse Me Miss?" He Says

"I'm sorry what?" Abigail Says

"You kind of zoned out of there for a second." He Says

"Sorry I was jus um here's your pudding you requested." Abigail Says

She quickly put the tray down on the table, He smiles at her.

"Thanks." He Says

"Your welcome....we'll I should um go—" Abigail Says

"Wait What's your name you look kind of familiar?" He Asks

"My Name's Abigail." She Says

"Fernandez right." He Says

"Yeah...who are you?" Abigail Asks

"My Names Zack, I'm friends with Randy." He Says

"Oh okay, So Zack how did you end up with that cast if you mind me asking?" Abigail Says

He holds up his red cast. "Oh I was just skating with the guys and Randy dared me to do this cool trick off a half pipe." Zack Says

"No Way." Abigail Says

"Way, So Im skating right and just as I get to the top my board gets from under me and I roll back down onto the ground, I got up quickly the pain didn't hurt at first but when I got home I cried like a girl." Zack Says

"Wow your a brave one huh." Abigail Says

"Yeah, But I bet injury's are nothing to you since your in Karate and stuff right." Zack Says

"Ehh not so much, I mean last month I sprained my wrist during a competition but at least I earned my Orange belt." Abigail Smiled

"Hey you want to have the second pudding cup, we can eat and talk some more if you'd like." Zack Says

"Sure but I can't right now, I have other patients but before I leave I'll share that pudding with you." Abigail Says

"Sweet." Zack Says

Abigail smiles then leaves the room, Kim walks up to her and see's her.

"What arr you so happy about?" Kim Asks

Abigail Hugs Kim, She looks at Abigail confused "Thank you for choosing scissors."

FALAFEL PHILS

Phil has a news reporter in the restaurant sharing a story on his accomplishment.

"I'm here at Falafel Phil's where phil is about to sell his one millionth falafel ball." She Says

"That's right! That's right! and some lucky random customer is going to win free food for life, I wonder who is this random lucky person going to be. I don't know I'm not sure I don't even have an idea clue. Listen, sister woman, Get your hockmock in line now." Phil Says

"But if they find out that I am your sister, I will have shaved my mustache for nothing." She Says

"No one is going to find out, Now stop having pancake attack. I get publicity and don't have to give away free food." Phil Says

She stands up and they continue to argue in their language, Rudy walks pass the news reporter and over to Phil who's at the cash register.

"Excuse me. Hey, Phil, I'm not that hungry can I just have one falafel ball, please?" Rudy Asks

"One falafel ball coming—Oh, dung of camel."

Ballon's fall from the ceiling and beautiful women comes out to dance with Rudy, Phil's Sister dances along and he looks at her.

"Stop dancing!" Phil Says

"This man just bought the winning falafel ball What's your name, sir?" She Asks

"Rudy...What's going on?" He Asks

"What's going on, rudy, is you just won free food for life. How does it feel?" She Asks

"You hear that, ma? We're eating good tonight. Eating good, I tell you!" Rudy Says

"Phil, would you like to say anything?" She Says

"Huh? C-c-congratulations, Rudy." Phil Says

SEAFORD MEMORIAL HOSPITAL

Jack, Milton and Eddie are in the hallway outside of Jerry's room.

"Guys I just heard what happened to Jerry?" Abigail Asks

"He and I was practicing some more with the boards and I kicked him in the chest really hard." Jack Says

"Oh My God." Abigail Says

"I know...Jerry was tired, I pushed him too hard just so I could what, break Duke's record? He's in the hospital because of me." Jack Says

"Come on Jack don't blame yourself." Abigail Says

"Guys." Eddie Says

"Doctor. Could you tell us how he's doing?" Jack Asks

"Yes, but let me see if I can put it in terms you would understand. He has a boo-boo on his tum-tum And so we had to order some insidey pictures." He Says

"You mean you're taking an x-ray to check for a bilateral contusion along his external fractoid?" Milton Says

"Well, thank you, Dr. Wannabe." He Says

"Well, you're welcome, Dr. Talk-down-to-me." Milton Says

FALAFEL PHILS

Rudy is sitting at a table by himself, there are containers of food all over.

"That's it, I'm done. I couldn't possibly eat another bite." Rudy Says

"Finally." Phil Says As Rudy Burps

"Just opened up some prime real estate. Falafel me!" Rudy Says

"No, Rudy, I am cutting you off." Phil Says

"You can't cut me off, It was on the news everyone saw it." Rudy Says

"Okay, Rudy, you win, but there will come a day Sometime in the future when you're going to regret ever trying to take advantage of Falafel Phil." He Says

"Well, until that day comes, I want more falafel balls!" Rudy Says

SEAFORD MEMORIAL HOSPITAL

Jerry is sitting alone in the hospital room, he's wearing a gown and picks up a stethoscope to hear his heart.

"Boom-Boom, Boom-Boom" He Punches his chest."Boom-Boom, Boom-" Jerry Says As Kim walks in

"Well, you look like you're feeling better." Kim Says

"Oh yeah" Jerry Says

"The doctor will be in in a minute, I've gotta go deliver pudding and show the patients how to use their beds." Kim Says

"Oh, I've heard about hospital pudding. But wait, how do people not know how to use a bed?" Jerry Says

"These hospital beds are amazing, they 15 have different comfort settings and a massage mode. I'll check in on you later." Kim Says

"Pudding? A bed with comfort settings that's Pepito-less?" Jerry Says

"Sorry I'm late, but I just lost a patient." He Says

"Oh, I'm so sorry. How'd he die?" Jerry Ask

"No, he didn't die I wheeled him onto an elevator, Bent over to pick up a penny, and when I stood up again-- gone. The patient, not the penny. I still have the penny. Anyway, got your x-rays here. Good news-- no breaks, not fractures. You are good to go home." He Says

"Wait, I-- I have to leave?" Jerry Says

"Well, there's nothing wrong with you, Jerry. We might hold you for observation if you were in pain, but you're not." He Says

Moments later Jerry's screams are heard, he's being wheeled out the room by two nurses.

"So much pain! Ahhhh!" Jerry Says

Jack, Milton, Eddie and Abigail look on worried.

"You worry about taking care of Duke Evans and I'll worry about taking care of Jerry." Kim Says

"I'd love to show up that jerk, But I can't go through with it My heart's not in it." Jack Says

"Your heart's not in what? Your chest? Because that could be serious." He Says

The Doctor walks off, Kim and Jack looks at him.

"Fine, don't break your boards, But you can't tell Jerry. You're just gonna make him feel guilty." Kim Says

"Yeah, maybe you're right." Jack Says

"Of course I'm right. I've been working at a hospital for almost six hours. Now let Jerry rest that poor boy is suffering." Kim Says

In Jerry's room he's laying down in the hospital bed, playing with the controller.

"Bed goes up. Yeah! Wait, no. Bed goes down Yeah! Whoo!" He hits the controller and the bed folds "KIM!!!!" Jerry Says

Abigail and Zack are talking while eating their pudding cups.

"Man is he going to be okay?" Zack Asks

"Don't know Kim and I said we'll both check in on Jerry time to time today...I just hope he's okay though." Abigail Says

"Jerry Oh please that dudes gonna bounce back, I mean I once saw him back flip off the steps at the school. I mean he did his back hard but still he got back up." Abigail Smiles "Don't worry he'll be alright." Zack Says

"Ah man we're done with the pudding." Abigail Says

"Nah don't worry, This other candy striper came in a few minutes after you left and she gave me some more pudding." Zack Says

"Oh Yeah Was Her Na—" Abigail Say

The door opens and it's Kim, She's carrying some clean towels in the room.

"Hey Zack I'm back with— Oh Hey Abigail didn't know you were here." Kim Says

"Kim how do you know Zack?" Abigail Asks

"He and I met yesterday we had a great conversation, He told me how he broke his arm performing a cool trick on his BMX bike." Kim Says

"Oh Really...Because he told me a different story earlier. He said he broke it from Skating." Abigail Says

"What? Wait Zack why are you telling us completely different stories?" Kim Asked

"Yeah." Abigail Says

"Because the truth is I didn't want anyone to actually know why I broke my arm. I broke it from competing at a figure skating competition." Zack Says

"Your A Figure Skater?!" Abigail & Kim Says

"Shhh keep your voices down, if Randy and my friends find our they'll never let this down." Zack Says

"You should have just been honest with us Zack." Abigail Says

"I know and the truth is I like the both of you, it's really hard to decide because your both great and really pretty." Zack Says

"Well Zack I'm gonna make this easy for you, I'm out." Abigail Says

"Wait What?" Kim Says

"Yeah I'm not gonna put in a position with someone I consider my best friend. If you can't choose between us then you shouldn't have us at all." Abigail Says

"Wait are you calling me your best friend Abigail?" Kim Asks

"Yeah...Yeah I guess I am. Your my best friend Kim and I care about you plus you deserve a guy who makes great first impression." Abigail Says

Kim hugs her and they smile, Zack looks confused.

"So Am I going to date Kim or?" Zack Asks

"What? No!" Kim Says

"Liar." Abigail Says

Downstairs, Eddie and Milton are looking at the new born babies.

"Shouldn't we be looking for jerry?" Eddie Asks

"In a minute how cute are those newborn babies?" Milton Says

"Cute? That one looks like my grandpa's neck meat." Milton Opens the door "Whoa whoa whoa whoa! You can't go in you're not a baby." Eddie Says

"I used to be. Let's go." They Enter "Hush little babies don't say a word. Milton's gonna buy you a mockingbird. See, Eddie? I have a gift. I can calm down any baby...Eddie. - Eddie!" Milton Says As Eddie sleeps in the chair

"Aghh!" Eddie Yells And all the babies cry

WASABI DOJO

Rudy is Bouncing a big red ball suddenly a vent falls almost landing on him.

"What the-- That vent almost fell on me I could have been killed." Rudy Says

"That would have been a shame, What with you winning all that free food for life and everything." Phil Says

"Wait. Why were you standing right there when that vent fell?" Rudy Asks

"Here, Rudy, I brought you some leftover hummus That you only take one bite out of please eat it." Phil Says

"Wait...Now you want me to eat it? yeah there's something weird going on here." He Pours the hummus on a plant and it dies "You monster! You're trying to kill me." Rudy Says

"Rudy, you are as wrong as you are fat from stuffing your falafel hole with free food." Phil Says

"I'm not eating at your place ever again. In fact, from now on I'm having all my meals at Captain Corndog's." Rudy Says

"Good, finally, I've-- Captain Corndog? For that I will kill you! Prepare for the flying goat Bahhhh!" Phil Says

SEAFORD MEMORIAL HOSPITAL

Jerry is done eating all his pudding cups.

"Abigail Abigail ABIGAIL!!!!!!" Jerry Says

"What, Jerry? What?" Abigail Says

"Where have you been?" Jerry Asks

"I know we're friends, But I've been in here nine times in the last hour I've got other patients that need help and Kim needs my help too." Abigail Says

"Oh, I'm-- I'm sorry. I don't mean to be any trouble. Aah. I just thought in my hour of need You'd-- aah-- you'd be there for me. But no no, I was wrong. I'll get it myself Ahhhhhh" Jerry Says

"Fine! Jerry I'll get your pudding." Abigail Says

"Thank you." She Leaves The Room, The bed starts massaging him "Oh my! Oh yeah!"Jerry Says

BABY NURSEY

"I gotta go, little baby One piece of advice do not wear a bow tie to the first day of preschool. It'll haunt you forever." Milton Says

"Can we swap back now? This one's getting that not-so-fresh smell." Eddie Says

"We already swapped you get that one from over there." Milton Says

"Nuh-uh, that's mine, the one you're holding you got from over there." Eddie Says

"What? Do you realize what we've done? We've mixed up all these babies and they've seen our faces." Milton Says As He and Eddie puts the babies back

SEAFORD MALL COURT YARD

Duke's team is setting up for the competition, Jack walks pass him.

"Hey, scooter, coming to the board-breaking show tonight?" Duke Asks

"My name's not scooter It's Jack and no, I'm not." Jack Says

"Too bad There's gonna be a splinter shower, brother. I guess you'll just be one of the losers that don't see it." Jack Says

"I don't think you're all that, Duke. In fact, I wanted to come down here and challenge your record, But my friend's in the hospital." Jack Says

"friend in the hospital." Sure a little wimp like you couldn't break a board. I don't think you could break wind, Jack." Dick Says

"Really?" Jack Says

Jack nods and he see's a nearby board then breaks it, Duke looks on shocked almost. Jack goes inside the dojo.

"Those boards weren't for breaking, I was building a spice rack for my fan." Duke Says

BABY NURSEY

"Do you know how much trouble we're going to be in for mixing up these babies? We're going to jail, man!" Eddie Says

"I gotta think. Shut up! Shut up, you dumb babies!" Milton Says

The Door swings open and it's a nurse.

"What are you two doing in here?" She Asks

"It's his fault I told him not to come in here, But he just had to pick up the babies." Eddie Says

"It wasn't just me he was smelling their heads." Milton Says

"I can't help it! Their heads smell so good." Eddie Says

"We tried putting them back, but they all look the same.We've ruined their lives! I'm so sorry!" Milton Says he then starts hyperventilating

"We mix them up all the time, that's why we put barcode bracelets on their ankles." She Says

"Oh, s-so you mean They-- Okay then good day, babies." Milton Says

Jerry is sitting up in his bed, he's listening to music and a song starts playing.

"Oh, this is my song!" Jerry Says

Kim and Abigail opens the door, they are carrying trays of pudding cups and they see Jerry up dancing.

"Guys, you won't believe this." Abigail Says

"What?" Eddie Says

"Jerry's been faking his injury the entire time." Kim Says

"What? Do you have any idea what we've just been through?" Milton Says

"You? We got him 37 puddings, Abigail clipped his nails and I washed his feet..." Kim Says

"You know what time to scrub up." Abigail Says

"- What?" Eddie Says

"I said scrub up." Abigail Says

"Yes, ma'am." Milton Says

"You have a plan don't you?" Kim Asks

"Uh huh." Abigail Says

Jerry is asleep, there's a flashlight in his face he opens his eyes and it's Kim.

"Kim, what's going on?" Jerry Asks

"We got the test results back it's not good, you need immediate surgery." Kim Says

"What? Wait, why can't I move?" Jerry Asks

Milton, Abigail and Eddie are dressed as surgeons.

"We thought it would be best to strap you down, we ran out of anesthesia." Milton Says

They pick up surgery equipment and Jerry starts squirming away.

"What are you-- no no no no no no no no! Wait, no no, stop! I was faking the whole thing." Jerry Says

"What?" Kim Says

"Yeah There's nothing wrong with me, I just wanted my own bed. Abigail, Milton, Eddie? Hey, when did you guys become doctors?" Jerry Says

"I don't believe this. I've been worried sick. I even bought you this stupid talking bear."

"I wuv you very much."

"Oh no, you don't. He's not worth yo wuv." Jack Says

"Guys, I'm sorry. I don't know what I was thinking I mean the food, my own bed, Kim oh-so-refreshing footbaths." Jerry Says

"Ew! You gave him a footbath?" Jack Says

"Hey, Abigail clipped his toes." Kim Says

"Hey I am not proud of it, okay?" Abigail Says

"Let's just get out of here." Jack Says As They all leave

"Guys Guys, guys! Could somebody untie me, please?" The Bed Folds Again "AHHHH!" Jerry Says

In The Hallway the gang runs into Phil and Rudy who's in a wheelchair with sauce over his face.

"Phil, Rudy? What happened to him?" Jack Asks

"I went to Captain Corndog's and accidentally ordered the millionth wiener. They gave me free food for life I ate and I ate and I ate and I ate And I ate and then I blacked out." Phil Says

"I found him wandering around the courtyard, His shirt off, his pants unbuckled, And pieces of wiener all over his face." Phil Says

"I have a problem." Rudy Says While eating a corn dog

SEAFORD MALL COURTYARD

Duke is breaking boards onstage in front of the crowd.

"27, 28 That's right New record, yeah! Any of you panty-wearing punks wanna step up and challenge my record? That's what I thought!" Duke Says

"Hey, Duke, I'll give it a shot." Jack Says

"Jack!" Duke Says

" I just need somebody to hold my boards." Jack Says

Jerry runs approaches them he's still wearing his hospital gown.

"I'll do it.Jack, I wanna make things right. Now let's break this fool's record." Jerry Says

"Okay, scooter. You ready on the clock? You gotta break 28 boards in 15 seconds. And go!" Duke Says

Jerry holds up all 28 boards for Jack as he breaks them and he beats Dukes record.

"29 boards we did it!" Jack Says

"Yes!" Jerry Says

"You know what? You got lucky, Jack. But I'll be back next year, And you'd better be ready. One of you sweet ladies wanna give Dukey a ride to the bus station? Fine!" Duke Says

"Jerry, that was incredible. Man, I couldn't have done it without you." Jack Says As the hug

"Whoo!" Jerry Says

"Dude, you gotta keep your gown closed." Jack Says

"Yeah everyone can see the ponies on your underpants." Abigail Says

"They're not ponies they're unicorns." Jerry Says

Duke rides pass Kim on a pink bike, She looks angry.

"Hey, that's my bike!" Kim Says

"You Snooze you lose little lady." Duke Says As Kim Chases him

SEAFORD MEMORIAL HOSPITAL

Rudy is laying down in bed as Phil is at his bedside.

"You know what? I was wrong about you, Phil. You're a good friend-- A good weird friend." Rudy Says

"Okay, Rudy, get some rest. Let me help adjust your bed for you-- oh" The Bed Folds again "Okay okay, this is awkward." Phil Says

The Doctor comes in and see's Rudy and Phil "Someone should really fix this bed."