SEAFORD MALL COURTYARD

Everyone is in the courtyard getting ready to watch Jack do something crazy with his skateboard, Rudy walks outside to join them.

"You can do it Jack!" Milton Says

"What's going on?" Rudy Asks

"Jack's about to do a hippie jump over the chair, then a flip into an Ollie." Kim Says

"That's not Ollie that's Phil, and he's gonna be killed" Rudy Says

"I got this baby, first job in my country I was speed bump." Phill Says

Jack puts his skateboard down and he begins riding it, he jumps over the chair then over Phil and he finishes it with an Ollie, everyone applauds and Jack runs over back to them, Abigail and Phil high fives him.

"That was sick Jack." Abigail Says

"Thanks Abigail." Jack Says

"Mind if I snag your ax, and take it for a scrape?"They All Look At Him. "Skateboard, can I borrow your skateboard?" Rudy Asks

"Have you ever ridden one before Rudy?" Jack Asks

"I'm a third degree black belt, I think I can handle a little rolling toy." Rudy Says

"Okay, knock yourself out." Jack Says

He Hands the skateboard to Rudy , Rudy puts the board down and gets on it then he falls onto his back.

"Oh!" They Say

"I think he just knocked himself out." Eddie Says

"- No I didn't." Rudy Says Then the board comes crashing down on him

"Oh! Now he did." Jerry Says Then they all rush over to help him

WASABI DOJO

The entire group of friends enters the Dojo with their belongings ready for practice today.

"Hey guys, I've got a very big surprise." Rudy Says

"Please tell me you're finally getting these smelly mats cleaned." Milton Says

"Yeah, they're so moldy every week we have to give them a shave." Jack Says

"Yesterday, when I got home my grandfather got a whiff of me, cried and said I smelled like the war." Eddie Says

"I'm not talking about our mats, I'm talking about this!" Rudy Says Pointing to the wall

"Whoa! A wall sheet It's beautiful." Jerry Says

"It's not a wall sheet!" Rudy Says

Rudy pulls down the orange sheet to reveal a flat screen Tv.

"Whoa!" They Say

"Huh? It's a brand new Hi-Def, Surround Sound, Led, Flat-Screen TV!" Rudy Says

"Ah man! It's 4:30 "Ninja Space Monkeys" is on." Eddie Says

"This isn't for watching "Ninja Space Monkeys". Would you give me that! This is a teaching tool so we can study our tournament videos. Milton Let's start with your match." Rudy Says

"Here we go..." Milton Says

"No, it's okay Milton this is all about learning from our mistakes now watch carefully." He Turns on the Tv. "Okay here you're meeting your opponent." Rudy Says

"Wait That kid beat Milton? He's tiny." Abigail Says As They Laugh

"He wasn't that small Abigail!" Milton Says

"Uh, yeah he was! The ref just helped him out of his stroller." Kim Says

"I don't care how small my opponent was, he was very tough." Milton Says

"Uh she, she was very tough." Jack Says As They Laugh

"You know what? I'm out of here." Milton Says Getting up

"Aw, come on dude, where are you going?" Jack Asks

"Somewhere where I can get a little respect." Milton Says

Milton Leaves the dojo, He walks over to a Smoothie stand "Smoothie Shacks" and he purchases a lemonade zinger.

"Excuse me Arlo, my Lemonade-Zinger needs a little more... zing." Arlo ignores him. "Fine, I'll do it myself." He Picks Up a lemon, it squirts in his eye."Gah!" A Whistle starts blowing in the distance, "Uh! Lemon juice in eyes! Burning!" Milton Says Dropping his lemonade cup

"Stop! Thief!" Joan Says

A thief dressed in black is running away with a woman's purse, Joan chases after him. The thief trips over the spilled lemonade.

"Oh! Cheese and crackers! You got him! Milton got him everybody! That was the longest 30 feet of my life, Get him out of here! Take him away." Joan Says

Joan's partner takes the thief away, Everyone gathers around the stand and they walk out from the dojo.

"Milton what happened?" Rudy Asks

"This little squirrel-boy took down the Seaford Snatcher. Don't change hero, don't ever change." Phil Says

"- I was just trying to..." Milton Says

"Do the right thing? Well you did mister, and because of your bravery... I award you with this plastic badge." She Puts The Badge on his shirt. "Which makes you an honorary Mall Cop." Joan Says

"Milton this is awesome, I can't believe you did this." Jack Says

"Well I did. I certainly did!" Milton Says

MILTON'S BEDROOM

He's asleep in his bed dreaming.

"Take me. Please take me. I said take me!" Milton Says

MILTON'S DREAM

All the boys are dressed in military clothes, Kim and Abigail are assistants while Rudy paces in front of them.

"This machine... Will turn whoever enters it into the most powerful crime fighting force, the world has ever known. Or it could just give you a few zits." Rudy Says

Milton walks towards the machine, Abigail opens it for him.

"I'll see you on the other side." Milton Says

"Okay." Abigail Says Blushing

She walks back over to Kim, Milton steps inside the machine and the door closes. Smoke starts to come out from the top as the machine makes some sounds.
The door opens and Milton steps out he's very muscular they all look on shocked.

"Holy Christmas nuts! I'm huge!" Milton Says

"Test his strength." Rudy Says

Kim hands the metal pipe to Milton, he bends it in half they are all shocked.

"I think he passed." Kim Says

"Definitely." Abigail Says

"Holy Christmas nuts." Milton Says

OFF THE RAILS SKATE PARK

Kim and Jack are at the skate park, Surprisingly Rudy is there as well.

"Whoa! Dropping in!" Jack Says

He Gets on his board and rides the half pipe ramp and lands on the other side.

"Yeah Jack! - Whoa, that was awesome." Kim Says

"- Thanks...Rudy, what are you doing here?" Jack Says

"Uh, came to thrash." Rudy Says

"Last time you were on a board, you ended up thrashing around in pain." Kim Says

"Well this time I'm going to show this board whose boss and skate this pipe-half!" Rudy Says

"Half-pipe." Jack Says

"Half-pipe! I'll rock any pipe you've got brosuf." Rudy Says

"Brosuf?" Jack Says

"What's with the skateboarding all of a sudden? Why is it so important to you?" Kim Asks

"When you get to a certain age Kim, you stop doing fun things like, skateboarding, and... Riding the mechanical pony outside the supermarket." Rudy Says

"Rudy, you're too old to skateboard, just face it you can't do this." Jack Says

"Well... Maybe you're right, I mean I don't even know why I came down here today. The torch of youth only burns for so long and... Today it's been snuffed." Rudy Says

"Rudy, wait! You're not leaving." Kim Says

"- I'm not?" Rudy Says

"No. Your our Sensei, and you've never quit on us, and we're not gonna quit on you. we're going to help you do this." Kim Says

"What are you doing?" Jack Asks

"I'm not going to let this man's torch go out. Okay Rudy, the most important thing to do is..." Kim Says

"I know Kim! Just go for it!" Rudy Says

He Jumps off the half pipe and rolls all the way down, Kim and Jack looks on.

"Oh! Great start Rudy! Next time you might want to try it with your board." Kim Says

SEAFORD HIGH SCHOOL

"Where's Milton? He missed homeroom." Eddie Says

"Uh, I bet he's at home polishing his badge." Jerry Says

"Come on I think what he did at the Mall yesterday was pretty cool." Jack Says

"Yeah Maybe it will give him some self-esteem." Abigail Says

"Uh... It gave him something." Kim Says

They all look over and see's Milton walking down the steps wearing a mall cop costume.

"Milton? What you wearing?" Jack Asks

"My uniform. It's part marching band part Starfleet... And all attitude." Milton Says

"You know that plastic badge doesn't give you any real power right?" Jack Says

"Oh I've got power... And I'm not afraid to use it sister, Excuse me." Milton Says

Milton walks over and sees a bully giving a student a wedgie.

"I'm gonna have to ask to dewedgify that boy." Milton Says

"What?" He Says

"I said step away from the nerds' underpants, mister." Milton Says

"Wait. Dude, you're the kid that took down the robber at the Mall. I uh, I, I don't want any trouble." He Says

"Good, now move it fella! Huh. Ha!" Milton Says

The bully runs away as Milton puts on his shades, he backs up into a locker as Everyone looks at him.

SEAFORD MALL COURTYARD

"So what did you think of your first patrol rookie?" Joan Asks

"I can't get that last call out of my head." Milton Says

"Yeah, your first - stays with you. You never forget the sight of a dead bird in a port a pooper." Joan Says

Jack enters the mall courtyard riding in on his skateboard.

"Go on Milton." Joan Says

"- Uh Jack... Mall regulations forbid skateboarding in the courtyard." Milton Says

"Uh-huh." Jack Says

"So, I'm gonna have to ask you to stop." Milton Says

"Yeah, not gonna happen." Jack Says

"- Never hurts to ask." Milton Says

"- Later." Jack Says

"Uh! Ah! Ah! I can't believe what I'm seeing, what was that?" Joan Asks

"Jack, he kind of plays by his own rules." Milton Says

"Oh no, no, no, there's only one set of rules." Joan Says

"But Jack's my friend." Milton Says

"Yeah, a friend that doesn't respect you. When you put that badge on, Jack became just another dirty roller." Joan Says

"Wow, you're right...My friends still don't respect me." Milton Says

"- Yeah and you know how you get that respect? By enforcing the law! You close your eyes to Jack... You might as well close your eyes to the man that strips down and swims in the fountain." Joan Says

"Actually I do close my eyes to that But I get it. Friends or no friends, I'm the law now!" He Pats His Chest "Ow." Milton Says

WASABI DOJO

Kim and Jack helps Rudy back into the Dojo after his skateboard lesson.

"Not bad for your first day, we were lucky we found your tooth." Jack Says

"You know it's funny... You never really think about your spleen until you see it." Rudy Says

"You just had to encourage him." Jack Says

"I'm trying to help him." Kim Says

She walks over to help Rudy sit up, Milton and A Health Inspector walks inside the dojo.

"- Milton, what's going on?" Jack Asks

"I warned Rudy there was mold on the mats. He didn't take care of it, so it was my duty to inform the Health Inspector." Milton Says

"No, no, I have a health certificate right here that says everything is up to code." Rudy Says

"That's your dog's vaccination record. Expired." Milton Says

"There is nothing wrong with this dojo." Rudy Says

"You've got a raging case of mat mold. Until you take care of it, I'm shutting you down." He Says

"Way to go Officer Milton. You did what the termites, rats, and roaches, couldn't." Jack Says

"Okay, in my defense I brought in the rats to get rid of the termites and the roaches." Rudy Says

The dojo doors opens and it's a delivery man holding a box of wild animals.

"Ah, Rudy the owl you ordered is here." Jack Says

"Again... I brought in the owl, to get rid of the rats, so..." Rudy Says

The health inspector rolls his eyes and puts a note on the door that says "Closed" then he leaves, The Dojo Doors opens and it's Abigail, Jerry and Eddie.

"Closed? What happened?" Abigail Asks

"This beanpole ratted us out to the Health Inspector." Kim Says

"What? Dude, are you insane, you brought a Health Inspector down here? He didn't find my cheese making locker did he?" Jerry Says

"You make cheese in your locker? That's disgusting!" Abigail Says

"Oh... So you love my quesadillas but you don't want to see where they come from, huh." Jerry Says

"Ever since you got that plastic badge you've been put of control." Kim Says

"Well when I see something wrong, it's my job to do something about it." Milton Says

"Why don't you do something about your breath? You can use a mint sister!" Kim Says

Milton breathes in Kim's face then walks away, Rudy enters.

"Hey I just met these guys in the parking lot, they gave me a great price to steam blast the mats. They even said they could do it tonight." Rudy Says

"Great if we pass the inspection, the dojo can reopen tomorrow." Jack Says

"That gives us tonight, Rudy we have time to go back to the Half Pipe." Kim Says

"Oh, seriously Kim." Jack Says

"We are not giving up. Get in the car!" Kim Says

"No, no, no, I uh, uh, Jack's right. It's a little dangerous and, I finally stopped leaking." Rudy Says

"Go, get in the car! Come on Jack. Go, go, go!" Kim Says

OFF THE RAILS SKATE PARK

Jack, Kim and Rudy are at the top of the Half  Pipe trying to convince Rudy to ride it.

"Alright Rudy, get in there and tear it up." Kim Says

"I don't wanna tear it up, if I do I won't grow another one, I'm not a starfish!" Rudy Says

"Jack, who's the old dude?" Randy Asks

"Who you calling an "old dude"? I have half a mind to call your parents." Rudy Says

"Back off, Randy." Jack Says

"That guy's not a skater." Randy Says

"He's just taking a break, he's been skating the ramp for an hour." Kim Says

"Yeah. - Why do you think he's so sweaty?" Jack Says

"Certainly not from fear." Rudy Says

"Does he have moves?" Randy Asks

"Does he have moves?" Moves? Of course he has moves, who wouldn't come up here without any moves." Kim Says

"- I don't have any moves." Rudy Says

"You have moves!" Kim Says

"No I... Kim I appreciate you trying to help me but... I've learned my limitations. I'm never going to be a skateboarder and that's okay. Now excuse me. Son" He Steps on the board to his level"... Son... This is your house and I respect that. I shan't stay any longer. As the handshake was to my generation, the high five is to yours. So won't you give me as you kids say... "Some up top". Rudy Says

"Whatever Gramps." Randy Says

He Shakes hands with Rudy but he goes down the ramp, Rudy flys into the air then he catches his Board landing back on the other side of the half pipe impressively.

"Whoa! What just happened!?" Rudy Says

"Dude that was the sickest move I've ever seen!" Jack Says

"Mad respect!" They Bow to him. "Do it again!" Randy Says

"Perhaps I could tear it up just a bit!" Rudy Says

"No, no, no guys, guys shows over, let's go Rudy." Jack Says

"Get in the car, we're leaving while you're still alive." Kim Says

"No, can't I just..." Rudy Says

"Get in the car!" Jack & Kim Says

FALAFEL PHILS

Milton is eating in Phil's, Jerry, Abigail and Eddie runs inside.

"Hey, Milton. - Someone stole our bikes!" Eddie Says

"Yeah." Jerry Says

"They weren't stolen I impounded them." Milton Says

"What?, Why would you do that?" Abigail Asks

"You guys had them chained to the Captain Corn-dog statue. That's against the rules." Milton Says

"Yeah, well you know what else is against the rules? Being a jerk to your friends." Jerry Says

"You know Milton, I think there's a badge where your heart used to be." Eddie Says

"Let's go guys." Abigail Says

Jerry, Abigail and Eddie leaves as Milton stands up.

"My heart's still there, only now it's pumping justice! Strip mall justice!" Milton Says

"I couldn't help but hear over what you say lawman. Sometimes you need to give to your friends the rough loving." Phil Says

"Thank you Phil, I'm glad someone underst..."Goat bleats "What was that?" Milton Says

"Uh, definitely not my goat Tootsie, that is for sure." Phil Says

"Phil, animals in the kitchen are against the rules." Milton Says

"Why? Tootsie's wearing a hairnet." Phil Says

Milton Heads into the kitchen and takes tootsie away from the store.

Meanwhile in the courtyard, Jerry, Abigail and Eddie are upset.

"Wanna go suck on the nozzles at the fro-yo store?" Eddie Asks

"You kidding me? If Milton saw that he'd write us up and put us in mall jail." Jerry Says

"There's a mall jail?" Eddie Says

"Well kinda, you sit in in Joan's office while she reads her high school yearbook and cry's." Abigail Says

Inside the dojo, there's a group of men taking items from the dojo. Abigail, Jerry and Eddie walks inside.

"Take it to the door, you moron. Oh! Hey, what are you guys doing here?" He Says

"Oh, we wanted to watch you guys steam blast the mats. Where's your steam blaster?" Jerry Asks

"It's uh, out at the steam station. Yeah, it's getting filled. With uh, steam." He Says

"Oh, sounds legit." Jerry Says

"No you idiots Jerry Eddie, I think these guys are robbers." Abigail Says

"What, why would Rudy hire robbers to clean his mats? Oh. Yeah..." Jerry Says

They try to make a run for it but Jerry and Eddie screams like little girls and runs into each other knocking themselves out, Abigail rolls her eyes.

"Oof! Nothing personal Tootsie. I gotta take you in for a mug shot. What's going on in the dojo?" Milton Says

Milton walks inside and he turns to see Abigail, Jerry and Eddie tied up with belts.

"Psst!" Abigail Says

"Abigail, Jerry, Eddie, what are you three doing
You're not authorized to be here." Milton Says

"Neither are they." Eddie Says

"They're the cleaning crew." Milton Says

"Yeah, they're cleaning us out." Jerry Says

"What? - You mean..." Milton Says

"- Yes." Jerry Says

"They're..." Milton Says

"Yes." Abigail Says

"And you're in the middle of a..." Milton Says

"Yes." He Says

"Well this burglary is over. you sir, are under arrest." Milton Says

He Starts Laughing "Really? - You're arresting me?"

"That's right. You have the right to remain silent. You have..." They lift him up "Oh, oh! Resisting arrest, you're in big trouble now." Milton Says

The burglars tie Milton up to a dummy as they continue robbing the place.

"You happy Milton? Look at what you and your stupid little badge got us in to." Abigail Says

"Yeah, you stopped one robbery, and you think you're some sort of superhero." Jerry Says

"The truth is, I didn't even do that. The guy slipped on my smoothie, and I saw a chance to make myself look big." Milton Says

"Too bad you're not the crime fighter you pretended to be. Because that's the guy we need right now." Eddie Says

Milton thinks for a moment then he breaks out of the ties, He fights off the burglars with a white belt.
One of them charges at Milton but he dodges the punches and kicks, He pulls down his hoodie and punches him in the stomach. Milton takes on one last burglar and sends him flying across the room.

"Milton that was sick!" Jerry Says

The dojo doors opens and it's Jack, Kim and Rudy.

"What's going on?" Rudy Asks

"These guys you hired were robbers and Milton took them all down." Abigail Says

"Milton?" Rudy Says

"Here they are officers! Take 'em away! Oh, I've got to get a scooter this beat's killing me. You Sir, are getting a plastic citation, for your bravery a plastic Medal of Valor. And a beautiful plastic sash for your..." Joan Says

"No Joan, stop! I don't want any of this. I know I was acting like a jerk. It's just I was tired of being teased and I wanted a little respect from you guys." Milton Says

"Dude just because we busted on you, doesn't mean we don't respect you." Jack Says

"Yeah, Milton what you did was incredible." Rudy Says

"Thanks, but I just want things to go back to the way they were. Joan... Please take this badge back." Milton Says Handing it to her

"Ow... That was the pin she's gonna bleed. I need some backup, officer has a boo-boo." Joan Says Then leaves

"Hey, tonight we celebrate no robbery, free falafel on me let's go!" Phil Says

"Yeah." They Say

"Let's go." Jack Says

They all leave the Dojo, Eddie, Abigail and Jerry looks on.

"Uh... They're coming back for us right?" Abigail Says

"I hope so, my butts getting numb." Eddie Says

"Hey! Hey!" They Yell

MALL JAIL

"Wow, prom... I had actually blacked this one out."She's Sobbing "That's me at the window looking in." Tootsie bleats "No it wasn't raining that night, those are my tears on the window. We keep going, unless you think you've had enough. Okay... Moving on to the sad years, I know..." Joan Says