Firestar- CLAN MEETING!

Jayfeather- Those aren't the proper wor-

Firestar- Be quiet!

Lionblaze- Oooh, roasted!

Jayfeather- That was not a ro-

ThunderClan (except Jayfeather)- ROASTED! ROASTED!

Jayfeather- *is sulking*

Firestar-From now on, ThunderClan is CrossaintClan because crossaints are amazing!

Lionblaze- What's so great about crossaints?

Cinderheart- Yeah!

Firestar- *throws crossaints in everyone's mouths*

ThunderClan- YUMMY YUMMY IN MY TUMMY!

Brambleclaw-actually I still prefer waffles.

ThunderClan (except Brambleclaw)- TREASON!!

Firestar-Brambleclaw, for your acts against CrossaintClan and all the beautiful crossaints, you are banned from saying the word...

Sandstorm-...waffle.

Brambleclaw- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Brambleclaw- The *silence* will have their revenge!!

Brambleclaw- *is confuzzled*. Why can't I say *silence*!!!?!!!!

Firestar- It is the magic of the StarCrossaint cats!!

Bluestar- Yo!

Firestar- Now that's over with, I name myself Crossaintstar!

CrossaintClan- *cheers*

Brambleclaw- You're just doing this because you hate *silence*!!!

Crossaintstar- *sets fire to Brambleclaw's waffles*

Brambleclaw- 🙀

Jayfeather- Mouse-brains!

Crossaintstar- For that, you are now called Microwavemouth!

Microwavemouth- I don't ca-

Crossaintstar- *shoves a microwave in Microwavemouth's mouth*

CrossaintClan- *cheers*

Microwavemouth- SMVM MM STMCK!! (translation: Save me stick!)

Stick- *Can't move*

Half moon- *poofs there* Um, helloooooo? I'm Jayfeather's actual love! He doesn't love his stick! Anyone?

Half moon- Oh, I'll just go back to eternally waiting for Jayfeather. *Sadly poofs away*

Crossaintstar- CrossaintClan!

CrossaintClan- CROSSAINTCLAN! CROSSAINTCLAN!

A/N: are you enjoying the spoofage?