Bluestar: "Welcome back to the Dating Paws and we're here with another scenario of WHO WILL THEY CHOOSE!!!!"

Oakheart: "Yes Bluestar, Crowfeather here is presented with.... Feathertail; his young crush, Leafpool; his true love, and Nightcloud; the felines he use to cover his secrets."

Bluestar: "Now there's only one question to ask."

Oakheart: "WHO WILL THEY CHOOSE!??!!"

Crowfeather: "Well ummmmmmm... You see..."

Bluestar: "Come on Crowfeather! Time's ticking."

Crowfeather: "None of them!"

Feathertail: *shrugs*

Leafpool: "I- I- It's fine my love."

Nightcloud: "HOW COULD YOU!!!? You have a family and you're abandoning it, again!?"

Crowfeather: "First of all, we broke up Nightcloud. Chill. I never loved you. Secondly, we met like what? Three times Leafpool? What was I even thinking before. And lastly, Feathertail, I was a child. Can you blame me?"

Oakheart: "Well. Well. Well. That was an interesting episode. But don't forget to tune in for the next episode of..."

Bluestar: "WHO WILL THEY CHOOSE!!??!?!?!?"