Bramblestar: "The readers hate me... I need a book where I'm good...."

*Writes Bramblestar's Storm*

Bramblestar: "Better! But I'm such an idiot! Why am I suddenly good?"

*Authors write Vision of Shadows*

Bramblestar: "Terrible father who ignores son's prophecies? Sounds just like me! Y'know, I haven't been terrible to Squirrelflight lately."

*Squirrelflight's Hope is written*

Bramblestar: "Much better! Back to being an idiotic abusive mate!"