Cinderheart: "What do you call it when Jayfeather and Briarlight take a walk and share prey?"

Greystripe: "Jayfeather finally found a friend?"

Purdy: "He stopped loving that stick?"

Thornclaw: "They're breaking the Warrior Code?" 

Cinderheart: "Nope! Nope! And nope! The answer is, they are on a blind date."

Jayfeather: "Hey! I heard that! If you think you can get way with that, then you thought wrong. I have a better joke! Listen to this. What do you call it when Cinderpelt dies and Sorreltail names one of her kits Cinderkit, who later becomes Cinderheart?"

Thornclaw: "What do you call it?"

Jayfeather: "The answer is that Cinderheart is a reincarnation of Cinderpelt."

*Everyone*: *Looks at Jayfeather with a confused expression, because the medicine cat used a long word that no one knows.*

Jayfeather: Ugh! What I mean is Cinderpelt is basically Cinderheart

*Everyone*: *Looks at Cinderheart in awe*

Greystripe: Did you know about this, Cinderheart?

Cinderheart: *Shakes her head*

Jayfeather: I got you! Haha, now you need to become a medicine cat!

Cinderheart: *Gives a 'are you sure about that' smile*

Cinderheart: At least I get to hang out with you all day, Jayfeather. I know you love it when cats talk a lot!

Jayfeather: *Rapidly shakes his head and suddenly regrets his comment*

Firestar: Get back to your duties! Warriors and medicine cats can't be chattering like starlings all day!

Thornclaw: But-- but-- Cinderheart is Cinderpelt! Aren't you surprised?

Firestar: So what? At least we have three medicine cats with the Dark Forest attacking. And it's not like cats don't get reincarnated all the time. 

Greystripe: THE DARK FOREST IS ATTACKING!?!?!?!!? WHAT?!?!!?!? WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US BEFORE!!?!??!?!!?

Cinderheart: I need to go talk to Lionblaze now, because that is what I'm supposed to do in the book. Bye!! Hope you survive in the battle against the Dark Forest!

This is my first Spoof book, so I hope you enjoy it! I am also writing another book, so make sure to check that out. Its call Shadows in the River: A Dark Path. Anyway this spoof is entirely mine, so please don't yell at me for copying. If you have any spoof suggestion that you would like me to use, please comment down below. I will give you credit, of course. I may not update this regularly because I have school, other work, and am currently working on another book. Though weekly updates will be promised!

If you didn't understand this poof then here is some background information:

Jayfeather is a grumpy, blind medicine cat of Thunderclan who doesn't like talking. This is why he regretted his comment. There is a weird ship going on that Jayfeather loves this special stick, so that's what Purdy was saying. Medicine cats can't have mates so that was what Thornclaw was saying. Did I mention that he's blind?

Cinderheart is said to be the reincarnation of Cinderpelt, so that's that. 

The Dark Forest attacking is around the same time as Cinderheart find out about this.

Thornclaw, Greystripe, and Cinderheart are all warriors. While Jayfeather is a medicine cat. Purdy is an elder, and Firestar is the leader of Thunderclan.

This is not what actually happens in the real warrior cat book, but the events are similar. I recommend reading the original warrior cats series to understand this better.