Whitestorm: Sure is great to be he-

Breezepelt: CALABUNGA! TIME TO DESTROY THE CLANS! DARK FOREST RULESSSSSSSS!

Jayfeather: HEY WHO THE STARCLAN INVITED THAT LITTLE *censored*

Leafpool: Be nice, Jaykins!

Jayfeather: Grr.....*thinks of ways to destroy Breezepelt*

Lionblaze: I know how we can defeat the Dark Forest! I have kittens with Cinderheart!

Cinderheart: Lionblaze. 1, we already defeated the Dark Forest, and 2, WE FREAKING ALREADY HAVE TWO LITTERS-

Firestar: Hey, uh, let's not fight!

Lionblaze: But grannndpaaaaaaa, fighting is fuuuuun. 

Larchkit: Let us not skirmish over foolish grudges. We must--

Ferncloud: OH NO SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH MY KIT! SHE'S SMART!

Dustpelt: Oh StarClan--

Firestar: UM WHO WANTS SPARROW BURGERS? 

Everyone: MEEEEEEEEEEEE *trample Firestar trying to get sparrow burgers*

Swiftpaw: Bu-but I'm a vegetarian- 

Tigerstar: NOBODY CARES

Firestar: *muffled because Cloudtail is on top of him stuffing himself with sparrow burgers* Um, 1, that was rude, and 2, WHO THE HECK INVITED TIGERSTAR

Hawkfrost: I did!

Firestar: Wha- Who invited Hawkfrost??

Brambleclaw: Me

Firestar: Brambleclaw?! I thought you killed Hawkfrost. Twice. You only kill someone if they're your super evil enemy!

Yellowfang: Or your son. 

Firestar: Right, or your so--Wait, what??

Yellowfang: Never mind forget I said anything--