Swiftpaw: BRIGHTHEART!!!!! HI!!!! *hugs Brightheart*

Brightheart: Dude. I'm happily married with four kids. 

Swiftpaw: ...

Swiftpaw: ...

Swiftpaw: How long was I gone!?

Brightheart: Mhm...about fifty years. 

Cloudtail: ARE YOU HUGGING MY SISTER!?

Brightheart: Cloudtail, for the last time, I'm your wife, not your sister!

Cloudtail: Eh? I have a wife?

Brightheart: *facepaw*

Dewnose: DAAAD! HELP!! I JUST FOUND OUT I HAVE KIDS!!!

Sorrelstripe: Wait, what!? We've been mates and had kids for like, half a year?

Dewnose: ....I'M MOVING TO AUSTRALIA SEE YOU NEVER

Cloudtail: Wait Dewnose we can work this out--

Dewnose: *moves to Australia*

Cloudtail: Oh well. We have other kids. 

Brightheart: *slaps Cloudtail with a purse*

 Whitewing: Mom, Dad, please--

Graystripe: LOOK!! THE SNACK TABLE HAS WAFFLES!!

Firestar: Wait what---

Graystripe: WAAAAAFFLEEESSS!!! *runs to snack table*

Sandstorm: This is chaos. 

Leafpool: COUSIN CLOUDTAIL! HI! 

Cloudtail: Eh? I have cousin?

Hollyleaf: SHARPIESSS!!!! *scribbles a mustache on Cloudtail's face with sharpies*

Squirrelflight: HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU, NO SHARPIES IN THE HOUSE!

Hollyleaf: Well, you're not my mother, soooo---*scribbles a beard on Squirrelflight's face*

Jayfeather and Lionblaze: Hi, we just got here, is this the right address?

Hollyleaf: LIONBLAZE! JAYFEATHER! *scribbles unicorn horns on their forheads*

Lionblaze:  YAAAAAY!!! I'M A CATICORN!

Jayfeather: GET THIS STARCLAN-FORSAKEN THING OFF MY HEAD YOU PIECE OF FOX-DUNG OR I'LL THROW YOU OUT OF THIS HOUSE WITH MY OWN TWO PAWS

Hollyleaf: ...Imma leave now