Leafpool - Hello everyone, and welcome to ThunderClan's got talent! Our judges are Firestar, Brambleclaw and Tigerclaw/ star!

All judges - Hi

Leafpool - Our first performance is from Greystripe!

Greystripe - *sings* Do you like waffles? Do you like waffles? Do you like waffles? Do you like waffles? Waffleswaffleswaffles!!!!!

Firestar - I don't know what a waffle is!!! :/

Everyone - *gasps*

Greystripe - Firestar doesn't like waffles!

Tigerstar - Attack him, our waffle army!

All toms - *throws waffles at Firestar* 

All she-cats - NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN I want cookies NOW!!!!

Jayfeather - Things like this are why StarClan doesn't talk to you. And I mean YOU, you stinky Twoleg reading this.

Leafpool - Okay, that's all we have time for today, goodbye! * In the background everyone is chanting NYAN NYAN NYAN We want waffles!*