Spottedleaf: spits some poultice onto a warrior's wound*
Mousefur: Wow, thanks Spottedleaf, it feels better now! <3
Firepaw: walks in* Ew, Spottedleaf, why do you always spit things onto my Clanmates? In fact, let's call you Spittyleaf!
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ThunderClan: chases Spottedleaf around and calling her Spittyleaf*
Spottedleaf: runs and dies* xP

That's how Spottedleaf REALLY died, y'all!