One-eye: Hey young'uns, hows it goin'?
Lionblaze: Well, we want to start a business.
Sorrelkit: Yeah! We want to start a fast prey service!
One-eye: Well, first you have to create a catchy name for your fast prey chain.
Sorrelkit: Oo! Uhh... Maybe Lion King? (It's Burger King btw)
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Scourge: doo-doo-doo Hey what's this? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Sandstorm: Hello welcome to Lion King how may I help you?
Scourge: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Sandstorm: ummm May I take your order?
Scourge: Oh yes I would like ten double catnip burgers with three extra large fish fries and a two extra large Oreo blizzards please. ;)
Sandstorm: o.o Ok... Comin' right up!
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Scourge: goes home*
Bone: Did you get our orders?
Scourge: ITS TIME TO PARTYYYYYYY!
Sandstorm: ummm ummm ummm

Guys, please comment so I can improve on these spoofs to make them funnier!!!
-Leanna 🐚
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