Lionblaze: *is drunk* heyyy cee darrr hart...
Cinderheart: Who is "cee dar hart" 0-0
Lionblaze: ohhh babyyyyyy tus youuuuuu
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Lionblaze: *drunk on Instagram* skzbeizhwizhqifgiwzgiwzhihh *does a live*
Iiii loaveeeeeee CEE darrrr harttttt

Firestar: Let all cats who can catch their own prey gather under the High Ledge for a Clan meeting!
*cats gather aggressively*
Firestar: Today, we will have a renaming ceremony! Cinderheart, step up to the test!
Cinderheart: O.o ok...
Firestar: From this moment on, your new name will be... (drumroll please) Cee dar hart!
Cinderheart: *immediately realizes* Lionblaze I'M GONNA KILL YOUUUUUUUU
Lionblaze: *still drunk* wha...?