Jaysoul: *walking around dressed as Santa*

Jayfeather: What are you doing Jaysoul

Jaysoul: CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!

Jayfeather: what's Christmas?

Jaysoul: *le gasp* you don't know what Christmas is!

Jayfeather: Nope!

Jaysoul: *starts explaining Christmas*

Jayfeather: so your telling me that Santa is this fat guy who breaks into your house and leaves presents

Jaysoul: YEP! 🤓

Jayfeather: yeah.....I'm calling the police *dials 911111111111111111111*

Jaysoul: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Police: Everybody put their paws up!

Jaysoul: I will get revenge *hops on NYAN cat and flies away*