Jayfeaher: Hey, Mom, what if I give Lionblaze a weapon?

Squirrelflight: For the last time, Jayfeaher, I'M NOT YOUR MOM!!!

Jayfeaher: It's not MY fault you're not my mom...You made it convincing!

Squirrelflight: I'm your aunt, though!

Jayfeather: *sigh* Aunt, what if I give Lionblaze a weapon?

Squirrelflight: Go talk to Leafpool, sweetie, I'm too busy doing deputy stuff.

Jayfeather: Fine! *goes to Leafpool*

Leafpool: Yes, Jayfeather?

Jayfeather: What if I give Lionblaze a weapon?

Leafpool: That will be a very, VERY bad idea...

Jayfeather: So? YOU'RE NOT MY MOM!!

Leafpool: Jayfeaher, how many times do we have to go through this, I am!

Jayfeaher: Oh.

Leafpool: Why didn't Sqirrelflight raise you properly when she had the chance?

Squirrelflight: Hey, you decided to HAVE kits!

Jayfeather: At least I didn't break the warrior code AND the medicine cat code!

Squirrelflight and Jayfeather: WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Leafpool: Shut your faces! I'm going to my date with Crowfeather...

Briarlight: You're still mooning over him? Leafpool, HE'S SETTING A BAD EXAMPLE FOR YOU!

Leafpool: You're not my mom.

Jayfeaher and Squirrelflight: WHOAAAAAAA!!!

Bramblestar: GET BACK TO WORK!!

Jayfeather: Hey CInderheart, do you know where Lionblaze is?

Cinderheart: Uh, he should be around the lake..

(At the lake)

Jayfeather: *hands Lionblaze a sword*

Lionblaze: Why would I need this?

Jayfeather: For killing.

Lionblaze: Really?

Jayfeather: Really.

*Lionblaze chops Jayfeather's head off*

Jayfeather:...I regret that.

Next week's spoof: A Hospital Visit for Jayfeather